Tag Archives: women

prison complaint

The womens-prison inmate’s  complaint was that she had to talk to visitors through a glass that had smudges.

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minimal dress

Each summer, young women try to dress in less than the summer before. And what do they have to show for it?

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women’s footwear

One designer finally combined the two dominant women’s footwear – high-heeled flip-flops.

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walk-ins

The guy was seeing a woman doctor at a walk-in clinic…till his wife walked in on them.

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underwear

I’m not complaining. But why do women call it underwear when they wear it on top?

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third in line

The new royal baby is third in line for the throne. Like us guys living with a couple of women who every morning demand the bathroom first.

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bisexual skirts

One store sold skirts for women and bagpipe players.

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unloading

Overheard from seated woman to woman standing in platform shoes: “Take a load off. Ditch those shoes.”

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body language

Overheard among women at bar: “I told him I wasn’t into body language that came in small print.”

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