A recurring ad on my facebook page is for Utah Breast Augmentation. I get it a lot.
This is their claim: Practically pain-free rapid recovery. Go out the same day enjoying yourself with “just the right curves.” Be back to work in 24-48 hours.
Enjoying myself. Yeppers. And…with just the right curves.
I’d like to make an observation…if I’m going to say, have breast augmentation, I’m probably going to be looking for someone a little more current than this guy with the head mirror:
Perhaps he’ll administer the anesthesia with a hand crank. And keep it going with a foot pump.
I hope he lifts weights. That’s got to be exhausting.
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