Little House In Ise


Old Ladies and Kids — The Shopping Strategy of an Illiterate

Last night Megumi made inarizushi. Eating them reminded me that I had eaten not much else during my first expat week in Tokushima Japan 18 years ago.

I was a fresh faced, so I’d like to imagine, young man just out off the plane with very little clue how to live in this country. Shopping intimidated me and I had no idea what I could find to cook. This was before I could read a word of Japanese so I was illiterate and alone. Believe me, adult illiteracy is frightening! Imagine not being able to understand a single thing written on a label or sign. What would YOU assume is in the can labeled with a whale and an octopus? How about the package with the sort-of-English label “Colon” that contained short cylinders filled with brown stuff?

How was I going to buy stuff that was cheap, healthy and tasted good (that may not have been my original order)? I ended up following little old ladies and buying what they chose since they would probably know what was a good price and what was healthy. I followed little kids and put what they begged mama for into my basket. The theory here was that kids would want the good tasting stuff. I only remember one failure — black tarry gunk in a jar that was, sadly, not grape jelly.

I discovered both いなりずし (inarizushi — rice stuffed into a sweetened, fried, tofu pocket) and ちくわ (chikuwa — processed fish, roasted on a bamboo stick) that first day. The inari tasted great and the ones mixed with veggie chunks looked like they might even be healthy. I discovered that chikuwa have zero fish flavor and, when quartered lengthwise, make a decent bologna substitute. 🙂

None of this really applied to folks in Osaka or Tokyo but, out in the sticks, food shopping was a challenge.  It was for noob expats anyway. 🙂



Hello, I’m Eric and … I’m a Pepper …
October 9, 2007, 11:43
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Nintendo DS addicts and crack-heads have a greater grip on the consumer zeitgeist than those of us who abuse other products — but we are out there. A few of us are even over here.

In the old days, I used to have to take the hydroplane to Osaka (up-hill, both ways, in the snow, etc…) in order to buy Dr. Pepper. So, I wouldn’t have thought there were any other Dr. Pepper users in central Japan but then the New Guy showed up. The New Guy isn’t really new, he’s been with the company since long before it was this company. However, he was sent to the US for seven years to work at a subsidiary there (trans: “to be a tool”). Somewhere during that period, the New Guy picked up a baaad case of the Peppers…

Since this was the only Japanese person that I have ever met who admits to liking the stuff, I figured his problem couldn’t be too bad.  I was wrong! It turns out that the guy was seriously jonesing for some of the other “caramel colored caca water”. So bad that he went and found a source — a local source! The dude hooked me up the next day.

So … If you’re ever in Ise-shi, Mie-ken and you are in desperate need for the ideal caffeine delivery mechanism (PUNK, don’t even start about Red Bull), drop by the second floor of the Kawasaki-cho LaLa Park. The not-so-trust-worthy looking shop above MaxValue can set you up the bomb. Tell them Eric sent you — you won’t get a discount but the lady behind the counter might get confused and mis-calculate your bill.




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