Hermaphroditus

Good grief, I saw this sculpture on the Sleeping Hermaphrodite on instagram and went off on a bit of a bender looking it up – its an ancient sculpture rediscovered buried in part of Ancient Rome in the 17thC, people really liked it so top famous sculptor Bernini was hired to sculpt a new mattress for it to be mounted on. I wonder what it was mounted on originally, I mean back in Hellenistic Greek times?

 

I don’t like that button mattress much, it looks to modern, ok, they had button mattresses in the 17thC, but it doesn’t look right to me, anyhow, there’s loads of versions,

Well years went by, and Napoleon ended up in Rome, and he bought the sculpture, (under duress as they say) and transported it to the Louvre, where it still resides, thing is, Hermaphroditus was the child of Aphrodite and Hermes, you can see she is quite female in shape, and yet she has a male genitals, a she-male or lady-boy or whatever, well, you can have that as an operation as they do being trans or part trans or what not, but back then this would have been highly unusual and quite exciting if that’s what you’re looking for.

L00K!

I think the one they dug up was bronze, and they based their copy on it, but since then, the bronze one has disappeared, which seems odd to me, how does a thing like that disappear? I mean, I miss-lay things from time to time, but never anything that weighs half a ton!

There’s a page on it here, but I haven’t actually read it as I’m getting too worked up

Well I think its quite interesting to try to imagine what the Greeks thought about all this, what the Romans thought when they took it on, and what they thought about it in the 1600’s when they dug it up, then what Napoleon thought in the 1800’s when he bought it? Then came the Victorians, I read how this Victorian poet named Algernon Swinburne wrote a poem about this lovely idea, 

Was he gay? I cant remember, I went on to read about his friend Walt Whitman, who was also a bit groovy in his time, I read that you can’t understand Americans if you haven’t read Walt Whitman, so I read a bit, I now understand Americans, or maybe not, cos I only read a couple and didn’t really get it.

Anyhow, what’s all the fuss about? Oh yeah, that! 

Excellent Adventure!

I been doing a bit of nostalgia today, I heard this REM song on the radio and it reminded me of that era where you had music on the radio that you liked, to me it was like history was being made, I wasn’t a big REM fan or anything but it was of interest to me how they were writing all these hit records with these bizarre lyrics, on this one he seems to laugh when he does the reading from dr Zeus line, as if they got so successful they knew they could sing any old lyric and still get another hit! That’s bombastic, or most bodacious as someone used to say.

So I was thinking about that, and listening to some other old music and ended up playing Cast songs, I saw them live a few times and they were very good – I miss those days of good music, booze and smokes, some of their songs are real belters, I listen to a lot of techno stuff these days, but a good four piece band still rules, especially if they got a tune!

I got some bloody strange habits, I can tell you that – I was playing about with some music software earlier, and I done this – not really music as such, more like noises, really fucked up, but you got to get with it man, this is where its at!