Cornmeal Sourdough Loaves

For this, you will need

1 C sourdough starter

4 1/2 – 5 1/2 C AP flour

I package dry yeast

2 Tablespoons honey

2 Tablespoons butter

1/2 C cornmeal

Measure the sourdough starter, and set aside. Allow to come to room temp if it was refrigerated. Combine 2 Cups of the flour with the yeast, and set aside. Heat and stir honey, butter, 1 1/2 C water, and 1 tsp salt just until warm. (I used a m/w).

Add starter and water mixture to dry mixture. Stir in 1/2 C cornmeal, and remaining flour.

Knead with your hands for 8-10 minutes.

Shape into a ball and place in greased bowl, and allow to rise for 50 minutes in a warm place.

Meanwhile, grease two loaf pans, and sprinkle with cornmeal.

When dough is double in size, remove, punch down, and divide into two loaves. Cover, and let rest for 10 minutes.

Shape into two loaves, and place in prepared loaf pans, and place in warm place, cover, for 30 minutes.

Bake at 375° for 35 to 40 minutes.

You may brush butter on the tops, if desired.

I used a stand mixer for this recipe, as most of my yeast breads, even though it requires hand kneading, I still like the “walk away” feature of the stand mixer. It will knead as well,  but working dough with your hands is rewarding in itself. You make the call.

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Farmer’s Casserole

Also called “Hobo’s Casserole”.

This is a very easy meal to prepare, and only uses a casserole dish. My kids liked it when they were little.

1 1/2 lbs ground beef

1 can vegetable soup

1 can cream of mushroom soup

1 onion, thinly sliced

5 large potatoes, peeled and thinly sliced

Preheat your oven to 350°. Pack the ground beef in the bottom of the large casserole..(4 qt?)..

Place sliced onions on top of beef, then put the potatoes.

Season the beef with salt and pepper.

then pour the mushroom soup over all and pour the vegetable soup over all…Bake at 350 for 2 hours.

I used a can of Chunky soup for this recipe, as it is larger than the standard Campbell’s veggie soup.

I would use non stick spray on the casserole dish.

The recipe did not specify, but I will cover the dish while baking.

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Chicken Strips

This deep fried version of fried chicken is much easier than whole chunks of chicken.

You will need a boneless, skinless chicken breast for each person; more or less.

boneless skinless chicken breasts

buttermilk

seasoned salt (I use McCormick) 2 tsp

1/2 tsp black pepper

cayenne pepper (optional) 1/2 tsp

Panko crumbs, unseasoned 1/2 C

AP flour 1 C

parmesian cheese (optional) 1/4 C

1/2 C crushed corn flakes

can also season breading with a tsp of basil, or oregano if desired.

Peanut or olive oil for deep frying.

Mix together the flour, Panko crumbs, season salt and parmesian cheese in a bowl. You can save this in your fridge and use what’s left again and again.

 

I first cut my chicken breasts into 6 chunks…I half them across the middle, then cut each half into thirds. I usually trim off the extra fat and that tendon.

I drain off the buttermilk, and place the chicken on a drying rack in a sheet pan to let them dry off some, then dredge through the flour mixture when your oil reaches temp. Usually about 30 minutes.

When dry, I roll them through AP flour, then dip into a bowl containing water and 1 egg, beaten well…then  into the breading.

As many breasts as you use, will depend on the amount of buttermilk. I marinate them in the buttermilk and salt at least overnight, turning every now and then in a freezer Ziploc bag.

I use Dutch oven in which to fry them. I put in about 3/4″ of oil and heat to 360° using a candy thermometer to watch the oil temp. We don’t want the oil less than 350° when we put in our chicken. It’s OK to allow the oil temp to get 375°, as the chicken chunks will drastically reduce the temp of the oil. The more oil, the less temperature variation.

Fry for 2 minutes, and turn over for another two minutes. Watch your temp, as it can drop into the 320s if you have too much cold chicken in that tiny amount of oil. I do 3-4 at a time.

If there is a lot, I turn on the oven to its lowest (170), and place the cooked pieces on a drying rack in a sheet pan to keep them warm while the rest get cooked.

The gravy recipe is that from Pioneer woman…

Using the Dutch oven, dump out the oil into a Pyrex or other tempered glass container. Measure out 1/4 C of your oil and put back into Dutch oven. Add 1/3 C AP flour (yes, 1/3C) to the oil and using a whisk, stir until it becomes brown; whisking up the brownings from the chicken.

Then add whole milk…at least 2 cups, stirring constantly. It will thicken when it gets bubbly. The wife loves it…

Note:

You can marinade your chicken breasts in pickle juice; like Chick Fil A does.You can also smash your breasts in a zip loc, before marinating.

Do not marinate in pickle juice for more than an hour or so…for some reason, the chicken really absorbs that juice quickly, and an hour is sufficient…note…since this publication, I have made several more batches of chicken strips with pickle juice marinade, and have discovered that even two hours may not be enough. I believe it depends on the juice itself.3-4 years ago, I think the pickles were stronger, hence the over powering flavor that resulted in my first attempt. Last night, I marinaded two hours, and the pickle juice flavor was not discernible..

I like my Dutch oven for this as the high sides help keep my glasstop stove cleaner.

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Butternut Brownie Pie

This is from the Luby’s Cookbook. The wife loves Luby’s, and laments that every time she drives into the big city past the Luby’s…On the way back however, she stops and gets her fill.

I don’t know where they got the name “Butternut” but here is is

the pie

14 squares of graham crackers, broken into 1/2″ pieces

1 1/4 C sugar

4 extra large egg whites

1/8 tsp baking powder

1/8 tsp cream of tartar

1 C pecan pieces

1 C whipping cream

1/2 tsp vanilla

Preheat oven to 300°, and lightly grease 9″ Pyrex pie pan

In a bowl, beat the egg whites with the cream of tartar until soft

peaks form, the add 1 C of the sugar, a tablespoon at a time, and beat constantly until stiff peaks form.

Fold in graham crackers and pecan pieces. Spoon into pie pan.

Bake for 30 minutes.

Remove and cool. Meanwhile, chill your beaters and whipping cream bowl.

Whip the whipping cream until soft peaks form, and add sugar and while beating.

Spread over top of pie, and sprinkle with 1/4 C chopped pecans, and chill in fridge.

Note:

graham crackers come as a large cracker with two squares. You will need 7 whole graham crackers for this recipe. That is 14 squares.

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Bran Muffins

Yeah, I know.

You say “bran muffins” and you think old farts trying to stay regular.

Damn right. It’s important to be regular.

Ingredients:

1 1/2 C wheat bran

1 C buttermilk

1 C AP flour

2/3 C brown sugar

1/3 C vegetable oil

1/2 C raisins

1 egg

1 tsp baking soda

1 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

Preheat oven to 375°. Grease muffin pans or muffin cups for a dozen muffins.

Pour the buttermilk into the what bran, mix well, and let rest 10 minutes.

Meanwhile, mix egg, brown sugar, oil, and vanilla together, whipping until fluffy.

Add  to buttermilk mixture, and blend well.

Add flour, soda, baking powder, and salt, and mix well.

Fold in raisins.

Spoon into muffin pans. There will be enough batter to fill all cups generously.

Bake for 15-20 minutes.

Tips:

I like to soak the raisins in dark rum overnight, then drain them before adding to batter. I use enough to cover the raisins. The raisins will become plump and juicy.

I used non stick muffin pans, and baked for 15 minutes.

I tried ordering from Amazon the wheat bran, but waited a month,, and no shipping date in site, so I got my wheat bran here

https://bulkpricedfoodshoppe.com/

It was .98 a pound, but shipping was $18.

The muffins are delicious, and they really work.

I consume 2 every day.

Original recipe here

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/25224/classic-bran-muffins/

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Meat Loaf

Once again, everyone has their own version of meat loaf, and this is mine.

2 lb ground beef or ground chuck

1 medium onion, chopped

1 carrot, grated

1 C Panko bread crumbs

2 eggs

pinch of garlic powder

1 tsp seasoned salt

1 tsp table salt

1 tsp black pepper

top with 1/4 C ketchup mixed with 1 T prepared mustard

Mix all (except topping) in large bowl until well blended. Place in large bread pan.

Spread topping evenly across top of meat loaf.

I used parchment paper and let it hang over the edges for easier removal. Also spray pan with Pam before parchment paper.

Bake at 350° for 70 minutes in preheated oven.

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Chili

Everybody and their mother has a chili recipe, and I certainly have my own, but subject to lots of variations.

My mom made chili with something called Chili Quick by Gebhart’s..I couldn’t stand it, as she used kidney beans as well.

My first batch of chili was about a pound of ground beef, browned. 2 cans of tomato sauce, and 2 cans of Great Norther beans, and of course, McCormick chili mix. I stuck with that for years, and still go back to the McCormick. They now have mild, but I stick with original.

Many Texans believe that chili should not contain beans; period. I go back and forth on this notion, but I get it. I have heard of chili cook offs where they put red ants in the chili…but NO beans, that is blasphemy to some.

Decide for yourself. If you choose not to use any beans, you will likely need more beef. Of course, one can always use a chuck roast or steak, round or whatever you have as your beef.

You will need

1.5 to 2 lbs browned, ground beef

1 large onion, coarsely chopped

Canned tomatoes; Rotel, diced, whole, fire roasted..much to choose from

You may need to add a can of tomato paste to thicken it up some

One can use pinto beans, black beans, kidney beans, red beans, depending on how big your batch is, 2 cans will likely be enough.

One can also add a can of corn to the mix, drained and rinsed.

2-3 cloves of garlic, minced or pressed

1 packet of McCormick original chili seasoning.

I have tried others; Wick Fowler’s, 3 alarm chili, and many others, but I always go back to the McCormick, as I know what to expect.

Brown your beef with the onion and garlic in a fry pan. In a large pot, put the rest, and add your beef when browned. Simmer for a couple of hours, minimum.

Serve with corn bread, or Fritos. Top with sour cream and/or grated cheese.

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Migas

Migas are a traditional breakfast from south of the border.

You will need

3 eggs…I always use Xtra large

Serrano pepper…about 1″ thinly sliced off

3-4 tortilla chips

butter for frying

First of all, preheat your pan on about #4, and put about 2-3 pats of butter in pan while you slice your peppers. Use a sharp knife to get them very thin. Jalapenos are OK too, but serrano peppers pack more of a punch. Here, you see a whole serrano and the other, from which I have sliced of some of it. Be careful not to get the pepper in your eyes. Wash your hands, as it will burn like a sombitch.

Put your slice serrano pepper in your pan into the now melted butter, and walk away for about 5 minutes, letting the butter soften and absorb the pepper flavor.

Crack your eggs into the pan

Crush your chips, and add them, then stir around, salt and pepper as to your liking, and cook until done.

I like to add a blob of refried beans with  mine.

Notes:

I suppose one could use Fritos instead of tortilla chips. I haven’t tried it.

One could also put grated cheese on top.

If I have Chili Con Queso already made, I’ll put a blob of that into the eggs as they cook.

I have been known to put in a small chunk of chorizo into the pan with the peppers, and cook that before the eggs are put in…

 

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Chuckwagon Carrots

Not a bad recipe..

3 C carrots, cut into 1/2″ chunks

1/4 C crumbled bacon

3 T butter

1 T brown sugar

2 T green onions

1/4 t salt

pinch pepper

In a 2 qt saucepan, add carrots and enough water to cover them. Bring to a boil, and reduce to a simmer for 8-10 minutes, until carrots are tender.

Drain, and add remaining ingredients, and heat through until sugar coats all; about 5-7 minutes.

Notes:

I had no green onions, so I sliced very thinly a sweet onion instead.

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Lemon Pound Cake

Lemon Pound Cake

Ingredients

For the glaze:

  • 1 ½ cups powdered sugar
  • 2-3 tablespoons freshly-squeezed lemon juice

Instructions

  • Arrange a rack in the center position of the oven and preheat to 325°F. Generously grease and flour a 12-cup bundt pan and set aside.
  • In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, salt, and lemon zest. In another large bowl, use an electric mixer to cream together the butter and sugar. Increase the speed to medium-high and beat for about 5 minutes until light and fluffy. Add the eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition.
  • With the mixer set to low speed, alternately add half of the flour mixture, half of the sour cream, and then the remaining flour mixture, sour cream, lemon juice, and lemon extract. Mix until all ingredients are just combined, taking care not to overmix.
  • Transfer the batter to the prepared pan, smooth the top with a spatula, and firmly tap the pan on the counter to release any air bubbles. Bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes (up to 1 hour hour and 30 minutes) until a few moist crumbs stick to a toothpick inserted in the center. Cool cake in the pan for 15 minutes before turning out onto a wire to finish cooling completely.
  • For the glaze, measure the powdered sugar into a bowl and stir in 2 tablespoons lemon juice with a spoon until completely smooth. Add a bit more lemon juice if the glaze is too thick. Drizzle the glaze over the cooled cake and allow to harden and set. If desired, garnish with additional lemon zest.

Equipment Needed

Notes

  • For the best results, make sure your ingredients are at room temperature, which helps ensure a light, airy, fluffy texture. Room temp ingredients will also whip together more easily.
  • Don’t overmix after adding the dry ingredients or your cake may turn out dense.
  • The lemon juice is added towards the end of the recipe, along with the flour and sour cream. This prevents the batter from curdling, which could adversely affect the final texture of the cake.
  • The first time you make this cake, you may want to test it at an hour just in case your oven runs on the hotter side.
  • For a Lemon Pound Cake that’s extra moist and lemony, you may brush the cake with a lemon simple syrup while it’s still warm, and then glaze once it’s completely cool.
  • To make (optional) lemon simple syrup: Combine ¼ cup water + ¼ cup sugar in a small saucepan over medium-high heat. Stir occasionally, to dissolve the sugar, and bring to a boil. Remove from the heat and stir in 2 tablespoons of lemon juice.
 
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Beef Bourguignon

I made this once, and it was one of the best meals I ever cooked…no joke.

Ingredients

2 lb chuck roast, cubed into 1″ cubes

2C beef broth

1 lb carrots cut into 1″ diagonal cuts

1 medium onion, coarsely chopped

2 cloves garlic, minced

2 tsp salt

1 tsp black pepper

8 oz chopped fresh mushrooms

1/2 C dry red wine

2 T tomato paste

2 T flour

2 T bacon grease

a bit of olive oil, if needed

8 oz cooked egg noodles

put salt and pepper over the beef cubes, and toss into a large bowl…set aside.

Brown the beef in the bacon grease.

Add the onion and garlic, and cook until soft.

Add the chopped mushrooms, and cook until mushrooms are cooked down.

Meanwhile, use a 3 qt crock pot, put the broth, tomato paste and wine, and set on high.

Add the browned beef, onion, and garlic.

Add the carrots.

Stir ingredients and cook on high until it bubbles, then switch to low.

Cook for 5 hours; more or less.

Pour 1/2 C juice into Pyrex cup and add 2 T flour, and return to crock to thicken.

Serve over prepared noodles, or mashed potatoes.

Notes:

I used 2 C water with 2 beef bouillon cubes for the broth.

For the wine, I used a Franzia box wine; a Cabernet Sauvignon.

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German Chocolate Cake

This recipe is from Betty Crocker. My mother left her cookbook behind, and I use it frequently. Hers was printed in the early 70s. My wife’s mother had one that was printed in the mid 50s, and many recipes are the same.

Many believe that the origin of said cake is Germany, as the chocolate is called German Chocolate, rather than have its origin in Germany, it was invented by a dude named Larry German. Now you know the secret.

You will need 3 9″ cake pans; greased and floured with a wax paper circle cut to fit on the bottom of the pans after the greasing and flouring. I take the pan and trace the outline on wax paper with a Sharpie, then cut. If you’re clever, you can pull enough wax paper off the roll to measure and cut three at once…just a suggestion.

Preheat your oven to 350°.

1/2 C boiling water

1 4 oz bar sweet cooking chocolate

1 C butter, softened

2 C sugar

4 egg yolks

1 tsp vanilla

1 teaspoon soda

2 1/2 C cake flour

1/2 tsp salt

1 Cup buttermilk

4 egg whites, stiffly beaten

In a small bowl, pour boiling water over chocolate, stirring until chocolate is melted; set aside to cool.

In a large mixer bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy.

Add egg yolks one at a time, blending after each addition.

Blend in chocolate and vanilla. Mix in flour, soda, salt alternately with buttermilk, beating after each addition until smooth.

Fold in egg whites…FOLD… look it up or your cake will collapse whenever you cut a slice off.

Divide batter evenly between the pans

8″-35-40 minutes

9″-30-35 minutes

Coconut Pecan Frosting

1 C evaporated milk

1 C sugar

3 egg yolks

1/2 C butter

1 tsp vanilla

1 1/3 C flaked coconut

1 C chopped pecans

Put sugar, butter, vanilla, egg yolks, all in small saucepan and cook and stir over medium heat until thick; about 12 minutes. Stir in pecans and coconut.

Carefully remove your cake from the pans, removing the wax paper stuck to bottom of each cake. Frost the tops as you put the cake together.

You may want to cut off the tops of the cakes, as they are rounded, and can cause trouble when you put them all together frosted.

I make a double batch of the frosting so it will be extra thick. A single batch just doesn’t quite go all the way to cover it all.

tips and tricks…

I have a postage scale that is handy when trying to “evenly divide” batter between three pans. Weigh the mixing bowl (mine is a Kitchenaid) empty and record results. When you are ready to divide, calculate how much the batter weighs, and divide by three. Pour amount into pans.

How to cut the round tops off…One can use a lazy Suzan to turn while sawing the round top. there are other ways…I usually just eyeball it, as we’re gonna fill the gaps with frosting!

For sure, keep it covered. If you refrigerate it, it will last longer and stay stronger.

If you do not FOLD the whipped egg whites into the batter, it will fall apart when you cut it.

The following is another recipe using Betty Crocker German Chocolate Mix

Make With
Betty Crocker Cake Mix

Steps

  • 1
    Heat oven to 350°F (325°F for dark or nonstick pan). Lightly grease or spray bottom and sides of 13×9-inch pan.
  • 2
    In medium bowl, mix butter and cake mix with fork until crumbly; reserve 1 cup. Press remaining mixture in bottom of pan.
  • 3
    Bake 10 minutes. Sprinkle chocolate chips over baked layer. Drop frosting by tablespoonfuls over chocolate chips. Stir milk into reserved cake mixture. Drop by teaspoonfuls onto frosting layer.
  • 4
    Bake 24 to 28 minutes or until cake portion is slightly dry to touch; cool 10 minutes. Carefully loosen edges of bars with knife. Cool completely. Refrigerate until firm. For bars, cut into 8 rows by 6 rows. Store loosely covered.

I will probably flour the cake pan as well, to assure easy removal.

I say thank you to my friends at Peterson Rehab for your assistance during my indentured servitude.
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Wolf Chili Enchiladas

This is an easier recipe for enchiladas, compared to the one where one slaves away for hours tending to the enchilada sauce.

For this recipe, I used 2 cans of Wolf Brand chili. You may use “with beans” if you like.

I used about 16 corn tortillas, fried in 350° peanut oil for a few seconds each side, and drained them on a plate lined  with several paper towels.

I browned 1.8 lbs of lean ground beef with a medium onion, coarsely chopped with 2 tablespoons of taco seasoning.

I had a pound of grated cheddar cheese, and another pound of American cheese for the topping.

I heated the chili in the m/w until bubbling, and built the enchiladas.

On each tortilla, I spooned a spoon of chili across the bottom, I added a large spoon of ground beef, a large pinch of grated cheddar cheese, and rolled the enchilada tightly into a Pyrex baking dish. I repeated this with all the enchiladas.

This will depend on how many you make, and the size of your baking dish. I like fat enchiladas, as you should as well.

Preheat the oven to 350°, and spray your dish with Pam or the like. Pour your remaining chili over the enchiladas. Cover with foil and bake for 20 minutes. Remove from oven and remove foil, and liberally apply cheese…be generous. Put back in oven uncovered for 5 minutes.

Notes:

It’s usually preferred to assure that all your enchiladas have some chili on them, or the tortilla will get very dry and hard while baking. If you heat your chili first, it will go further in covering your enchiladas.

I have in the past, just heated the tortillas in a non stick pan both sides instead of frying them. They are more fragile and tend to split, but it can work. The pan must be very hot.

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Homemade Taco Seasoning Recipe

Has it happened to you? You buy all the ingredients for making tacos, and you discover (to your horror) that you do not have any taco seasoning mix. Worry no more.

So much easier to just dole out a couple tablespoons, instead of hunting down all the ingredients.

Homemade Taco Seasoning

½ C Chili powder

3 T garlic powder

3 T onion powder

3 T Kosher salt

3 T Cumin

1 T oregano

1 T paprika

1 T pepper

Use 2 T to replace 1 packet of store bought seasoning.

2 T per pound of meat

Any old large jar will do for storage as long as it has a tight fitting lid.

One could always add some cayenne for some “heat” if desired.

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World’s Best Muffins

Perhaps a wee bit braggy, but they are delicious, and soo good for you; given all the bran used.

You will need a huge bowl.

2 Sticks butter, softened

2 Cups sugar

4 eggs

1 qt buttermilk

5 C AP flour

5 tsp baking soda

2 tsp salt

2 C Bran Buds..I used Kellogg’s

2C boiling water

4C Fiber one cereal

1 box golden raisins lightly floured (so they won’t stick together)

Pour 2C boiling water on 2C bran buds; stir in and set aside.

Cream butter and sugar. Add eggs.

Mix flour, soda, salt in separate large bowl.

I added the bran bud mixture to the sugar/butter mixture, and added some buttermilk.

My Kitchenaid stand mixer bowl is not large enough to hold the entire batch, so I poured it into the flour, adding the remainder of the buttermilk and any Fiber One left. Mix well.

Bake in muffin cups at 400° for 18 minutes. I greased the bottoms of the cups with shortening. Fill at least half way.

Batter will keep 6 weeks in fridge..yes, it will.

These fiber rich muffins will make your next day trip to the porcelain idol, smooth sailing…you know what I mean by ‘smooth sailing’?

The original recipe calls for Nabisco bran buds…Nabisco does not make that any more.

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Glass Top Stove Cleaning Tips

Those of you who have a ceramic top stove either love it or hate it. It certainly is harder to clean than the standard exposed element electric stove. Personally, I prefer gas, but ain’t no natural gas available here.

Your stove top should be at room temp.

You will need a few of those Clorox wipes or whatever you use.

I use a sponge with Scotch brite on one side, with warm water and Dawn sudsy.

I also finish cleaning with 3 paper towels.

The sponge is the first cleaning, getting the obvious spattered oil and burned on food. The Scotch brite side works well for this. Suds is good, and let it stay on your stove until you are finished with the sponge.

Then use your wipes to clean off the sudsy left from the sponge. It may take 3-4 to clean up, then use your folded paper towel.

I only use the surface of my paper towel for 1 sweep; 1 sweep up, turn over, move over, and one sweep back. Fold and move over and sweep up, move over and sweep back. Continue until no streaks remain.

I used to use that mild abrasive stuff, but it required yet another round of clean up to get that stuff off, so I discovered this way.

One more thing about ceramic top stoves; the oven. The oven is just like a standard exposed element stove, as the broiler element is still bare and uncovered; however, the main element is covered.

This cover over time, will destroy the element. All that heat trapped in there eats up the element. I always keep a spare element. The original in my first stove died just before Thanksgiving 2010..I had just enough time to get one ordered and overnight shipping for Thanksgiving…just saying. They run about $30, and are fairly easy to replace, if you have any mechanical skills at all.

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Swiss Steak and variations

Swiss steak has nothing to do with Switzerland..huh uh, it’s about using a tough cut of meat, and brazing it in a tomato based sauce until it is fall apart tender.

Round steak is the usual cut, whether it’s bottom round or top round…I don’t know the difference, but then I don’t use round.

In my experience, I have discovered that one can use boneless shoulder roast, chuck roast, this batch I utilized some rib eyes that were tucked away in the deep freeze.

Apart from beef and using tomato sauce, after that the recipe is wide open.

Ingredients

Sirloin steak; 2 lbs…OR

Round steak, tenderized…

Canned tomatoes, enough to cover your steak

Cut your beef into small steaks, tenderize if you have the means.

Salt, pepper and flour your meat both sides and brown for 2 minutes each side in olive oil.

You may use a green bell pepper as well, thinly sliced strips.

A 3 quart crock pot works well, and leave it on low for 5-6 hours.

This goes well with smashed taters, or noodles, or even rice.

I tried this another way, and it did not come out well.

This method is simple, tried and true.

You could add a tablespoon of tomato paste to thicken it.

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Nieman Marcus Cake

Delicious, although kind of difficult to make if not prepared.

For the crust

1 box German chocolate cake mix

2 eggs

1/2 C chopped nuts

1/4 oil

The topping

1 8 oz brick of cream cheese, softened

2 eggs

4 C powdered sugar (1 box or 16 oz)

1/2 C chopped nuts

Bake at 350° for 35-45 minutes.

Be sure to grease AND flour your cake pan. I used an aluminum pan this time; 9×13. I have used Pyrex in the past, but the tend to get over done.

The crust is very VERY thick. Don’t use a mixer. Use a fork like you’re making cookies and put the nuts in last. I used the bottom of a little smooth bowl to press the batter across the cake pan, dipped in some powder sugar (or it will stick to the bowl).

Be sure your crust batter reaches all corners and sides of your cake pan.

I did use a mixer for the filling/topping and it worked well. I did not mix my nuts in the batter, yet put pecan halves on top before putting in oven.

This recipe was one I got from a buddy back in the eighties…remember when powdered sugar only came in 1 pound boxes?

This batch took 35 minutes as viewed above…just browned.

Trivia…

did you know that German chocolate cake has nothing to do with Germans? Yes, it’s true. Some dude named German invented a type of chocolate, then slapped his name on it.

Now, you’re waaaay smarter than you were 5 minutes ago.

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When To Eat A Banana

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Corn and Zucchini Casserole

For those of you who always plant garden squash, but don’t know what to do with them, here is one possibility…

you  will need..

yellow squash and/or zucchini, peeled, sliced thin and quartered; 4 Cups at least..3-4 6″ squashes..

one medium onion coarsely chopped

1-2 cans whole kernel corn, drained

1-2 serrano peppers, thinly sliced or minced…with seeds (one is probably enough, unless you like it really spicy)

1/2 lb American cheese, cubed or grated, or whatever cheese you like…American melts easier

crushed potato chips or tortilla chips for topping

Peel your squashes and zucchinis, then thinly slice and at least halve them. Put into 4 qt saucepan with 3-4 T butter and the onion with serranos..cook until soft.

Add the drained corn and cheese, stirring until melted.

Pour into casserole dish large enough, and top with crushed chips (you can use Panko bread crumbs too)

Bake uncovered at 350° for 30 minutes..

There is nothing fixed about amount of ingredients in this recipe..if you don’t have serrano peppers, use black pepper.

How much squash? I never measured, but 4 Cups is a good start for a small batch.

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7 Layer Dip

Good stuff on the table for dipping your favorite tortilla chip.
Ok, it’s not 7 layers, but rather 4 or 5 layers, depending on how you categorize ‘layers’.

You will need for a single batch

a can of bean dip; jalapeño or regular

a can of Herdez Salsa Verde, 7 oz can

several tomatoes, cored, cleaned, and chopped

enough avocados to make a layer…4-5?

a pint of sour cream, mixed with

1/2package of either enchilada sauce or taco seasoning

Grated cheddar cheese

First, you must clean and chop your tomatoes, removing all the seeds. Pat dry, or drain them well, and add your Herdez Salsa Verde to the tomatoes, mix and let them sit together in the fridge for several hours or overnight. Before use, drain them as much as you can, or the errant juices will collect on the bottom of your serving container.

The bottom layer is the bean dip. Spread evenly into your Pyrex 8×8 pan.

The next layer is the mixture of the sour cream and taco seasoning packet. Spread over bean dip.

Next drain your tomatoes again, and layer across.

Next, your avocado layer

and top with grated cheese.

Note: When the bean dip is refrigerated, it gets hard to scoop up with your standard tortilla chip. You can chill to be used later, but it’s better if it has had some time to come to room temp.

I usually make a double batch, as it goes fast at a BBQ.

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Canning Frijoles A La Charra

Pinto beans are a joy unbounded.
Originally, I made Oklahoma beans, then was exposed to Charro Beans, same stuff, with some added “kick”.

If you like, you can search my recipe index for Oklahoma Beans for the basic recipe.

The Charro beans are the same, although I add a can of Herdez Salsa Casera (7 oz) for each pound of dry beans. The Herdez is tomatoes, chili peppers, onion, cilantro, and some other spices which will turn your ho hum pintos into a conversation piece.  They also can be mashed up to make some really good refried beans for nachos and the like.

For today’s canning batch, I used 2 cans. I put 2 tablespoons in each quart jar, along with 2 1/4 C of soaked pinto beans, and half a slice of regular sliced bacon, cut into short strips, in each jar.

The jar was then filled with room temp water, and lids put on…That’s the nutshell, here are the details.

After watching countless You Tube videos of pinto bean canning, I did not find the recipe I wanted, so I thought I’d just do my own published recipe.

I am still unclear on how one figures out how many pounds of dry beans to use for 7 quarts, and I dug out way too many, and now have the pressure canner full with 7 quarts, an 8 qt crock pot filled, and a 7 qt Dutch Oven filled with Charro beans… I think I poured out 6 pounds of dry beans, and soaked them overnight; no salt.

I rinsed them several times, draining well each time, and finally using my largest bowl, they all fit even after the soaking…it was a lot.

I used 7 regular mouth quart jars. I washed them with warm, soapy water, rinsed well, and dried them in a 210° oven for 30 minutes, shutting off the oven after the timer, and left in oven until needed a short while later.

Since we are pressure canning, we don’t need to sterilize our jars..hello? pressure canning pretty much kills all bacteria known to mankind.

We are at about 1200′ elevation here, so I went with a 11 PSI on the dial gage, and using the only weight I have, which is a 15 pounder. 90 minutes from when the canner reached the 11 PSI mark.

I put the cut up bacon slice in each jar.

Then added 2 tablespoons of Herdez to each jar.

Then 2 1/4 C of pre-soaked pintos in each jar.

Then added room temp r/o water to the jar, leaving 1″ headspace.

I then put on lids and bands, and finger tightened, then into the canner.

All was at room temp, so it took a really long time to get heated, and reach the target pressure.

I am still new to the pressure canning process, but there it is.

I had to use all my Herdez today to use all the beans I had brought out, it’s on the list for the next grocery run. It runs 76 cents at the local grocer, found in the area where they keep the picante sauces, and salsas. Don’t confuse it with the Salsa Verde, they are not the same. Salsa Verde is used for my 7 layer dip…another recipe.

I am uncertain if one half strip of bacon was enough, but elected to err on the side of caution. Regardless, they will still be good. I had also considered a T of bacon grease in each quart jar instead of the bacon, but decided to go with the slice.

Done. I had some siphoning as the water in the canner had bean juice in it…not good. All the lids have popped down except one…at this time.

Siphoning is when the contents of the jar boil out through the lid. It can result in a faulty seal; hence voiding the process of pressure canning.

Now leave ’em alone for 24 hours.

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Cabbage Rolls

Going full Keto these days, I have modified a recipe for cabbage rolls.

One must first decide on a filling. I use taco seasoned ground beef, cooked with thinly sliced red and green bell peppers, with about half an onion, also sliced thin, along with one stalk of celery, thinly sliced.

The veggies are sauteed in olive oil until softened, then I add a pound of ground chuck along with a couple cloves of garlic. Add your packet of taco seasoning, then brown meat, and drain.

I use a head of green cabbage. I cut out the core, and a little more to access the edges of the leaves.

In a large pot, I put the cabbage and fill with water, assuring that the cabbage is submerged. I then removed the cabbage, add a tablespoon of salt, and bring to a boil.

At that time, I carefully place the cabbage into the boiling water, and boil entire head for 30-45 seconds, then remove it to a shallow bowl.

I then remove a few of the cabbage leaves, and put back in the pot to get a few more. The first round usually yield 5 or 6 full leaves. You will need to dry the leaves the best you can with paper towels or tea towels, or what have you.

Some grated cheese helps too for the filling. At least 1/4 C, and more is better to fill the cabbage leaves…they can hold quite a bit of filling.

I cut off the thick “vein” on the cabbage leaf to make it a little easier to roll.

Place a heaping spoon of your taco seasoned beef in the small end of the cabbage leaf, accompanied by a good sized amount of grated cheese. Begin to roll of the leaf, and be sure to fold in the sides to aid in containing the roll as you finish rolling it up.

Keep pulling leaves off your cabbage until you have enough.

A pound of ground beef with veggies as described above, will give you 10 or so cabbage rolls. They can be eaten immediately, or kept in fridge and m/w.

One is plenty for me.

The kid loves ’em.

One can make a marinara sauce, which is not Keto. If you stuff them fat enough, it will be plenty for a meal.

1 head of green cabbage

1 lb ground chuck

2 cloves garlic

1 packet McCormick taco seasoning

thinly sliced red bell pepper…hard to measure, a handful of thin strips; same with green bell pepper, and onion

1 thinly sliced stalk of celery…don’t over do the celery; it can “take over”

Grated Cheddar, Mozzarella, Colby, or what have you cheese.

In closing, one could use shredded pork or chicken as well for the filling, seasoned as you like.

I discovered that cheaping out on the filling made it difficult to eat, so I pack mine very full. If you really like cabbage, then by all means fill them thinly. I found that cutting them into slices made them easier to eat, but that’s me.

If you make a bunch, you can put them all in a dish, and bake them to heat them up, if you are serving more than just yourself.

The leaf size largely determines the size of the roll.

The cabbage leaves are very pliable after blanching them in boiling water, and they won’t break as you roll them.

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Rum Balls

Although we don’t normally make these (I say ‘we’ yeah right), the wife suggested that I make some. I had to dig around to find my recipe, it being in an old liquor store holiday recipe booklet from 1978, the Bacardi Party Book.

Ingredients

1 1/2 C vanilla wafer crumbs (about 50 cookies)

1/4 C Bacardi dark rum, or your favorite rum. I like El Dorado

1/4 C honey

2 Cups powdered sugar

Combine all ingredients (except sugar), and blend thoroughly. Shape into balls about 1 inch in diameter. Roll in powdered sugar.

I usually store mine in a gallon Ziploc bag with some extra sugar, as the rum and honey can soak up the sugar…your choice.

No baking is a winner.

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Homemade Cracker Jacks

Who could argue against the fact that Cracker Jacks are a joy unbounded. As a kid I always liked the regular sized box, and then there was the Pass Around Pack for a quarter. Always with a prize, and in the old days, the prizes were actually something to look forward to.

Now they put in cheapo puzzles and such…those days are gone.

Who doesn’t like Cracker Jack? aside from commies, no one.

Cracker Jacks – Copycat Caramel Corn with Peanuts Recipe

Ingredients

3/4 cup packed brown sugar

1/4 cup butter (1/2 stick)

3 tablespoons corn syrup

1/4 teaspoon salt

1/4 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

8 cups popcorn popped

1 cup peanuts

Instructions

Preheat oven to 300ºF.

Whisk together brown sugar, butter, corn syrup, and salt in a small pan over low heat until the butter is all melted. Don’t let the mixture boil.

Cook without stirring for three minutes, then add the baking soda and vanilla to the pot.

After adding the soda and vanilla, the texture will change consistency into what looks like foam. Stir occasionally, and turn off heat.

Mix the popcorn and peanuts in a large bowl. Pour the hot caramel sauce over the peanut and popcorn mixture. Stir gently with a wooden spoon until evenly coated. I used a spatula.

Transfer to the prepared baking pan, spread, and bake for 15 minutes at 300 degrees. Break into pieces before serving.

Notes:

I used a 9×13 aluminum cake pan, which was just right for this size of batch. I also sprayed it with Pam.

Cook your popcorn first and remove the unpopped kernels.

I used a small microwave popcorn…no way was it 8 cups of popped corn.

I also used a 4 oz bag of Beer Nuts with some pecan halves instead of the peanuts.

I put the cake pan in the oven for a few minutes before adding the popcorn and caramel mixture.

I heated a large Pyrex bowl with tap water before mixing the popcorn together with the caramel to stave off the caramel getting hard before its time.

When ready, I emptied and dried the Pyrex bowl and put the popcorn, caramel and nuts, and stirred with a spatula until reasonably coated.

I then removed the preheated cake pan from the oven and added the Cracker Jack and spread it around.

I baked for 5 minutes, removed and stirred, returning to oven, and stirring again 5 minutes later, for a total baking time of 15 minutes.

I poured the mix onto some sheets of parchment paper that had been sprayed with Pam.

Good stuff. Nice and crispy.

Caramel will try to get hard as soon as heat is removed so one must moved quickly for this to be successful.

It took about 30 minutes to cool, and I broke it up, and sampled…delicious.

It yielded 2 qt Ziploc bags and a little more.

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Green Bean Casserole

I had not posted this recipe until now, as there are thousands of variations out there..this is the way I do it.

You will need a 2 qt casserole dish

2 cans (15 oz) French style green beans, drained

1 can cream of mushroom soup

1/4 c milk

French Fried Onion Rings; either two small cans, or 1 large one 6oz

1/2 tsp black pepper

Preheat oven to 350°.

Spray casserole dish with Pam or similar.

mix your soup, milk and pepper together; add the beans and blend well…add 1/2 of the onion rings, mixing well.

Pour into casserole (if you haven’t already), and bake uncovered for 25 minutes or so. Remove from oven and put rest of onion rings on top, and bake another 5 minutes.

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Steak Fries

An easy recipe if you have a little time before dinner.

For this, I prefer russet potatoes; as big as you can get.

Preheat oven to 400°.

Peel your potatoes.

I cut off the round ends, and a thin slice on each side to kinda made a rectangle block.

Cut your taters into finger sized fries; more or less.

I prepare a huge bowl with 2 tsp of seasoned salt, 1 T olive oil, and either some chili powder or paprika; 1 tsp.

Put fries in bowl (all of them) and toss until all are coated.

Place on non stick cookie sheet (anything else and they will stick to it), with some space between as you will have to turn them.

Bake for 20 minutes, then turn over for another 15 minutes, depending on how thick they are. Usually takes less time on the second side.

If desired, one can spray with Pam and add more salt. The Pam helps the salt stick to the fries.

I will update with pics later today or tomorrow.

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Bonnie’s Fudge

This actually very good fudge. It’s not cooked at all, and is very easy and delicious.

You will need

a greased 8×8 pan or similar; I use Pyrex

3 semi sweet chocolate baking bars; Baker’s is a good one

1 can sweetened condensed milk

pecan halves; a handful is a good start

Microwave the chocolate bars until smooth, stir in condensed milk, then pecan halves.

Pour into greased pan, and refrigerate.

No, not real fudge, but still very good.

Notes:

One can use 1 1/2 chocolate bars…3 not necessary. With less chocolate, the fudge is much softer using same amount of condensed milk…still very good.

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Pound Cake

If you have never had homemade pound cake, than you are in for a treat.

Sure, Sarah Lee makes a decent pound cake, and there are others, but how fresh are they.

Traditionally, pound cakes are made with a pound of each of the following: flour, sugar, butter, eggs.

 

Ingredients:

1 1/2 Cups butter, softened…3 sticks

3 C white sugar

1 C milk, room temp

5 eggs, room temp

1 Teaspoon baking powder

1/2 tsp salt

1 tsp vanilla

3 C AP flour

 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Grease and flour a Bundt pan. Use shortening instead of “non stick” spray.

Cream the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs 1 at a time just until the yolk is incorporated.

Combine flour, baking powder, and salt in another bowl, and stir into sugar mix, alternating with milk. Add vanilla last.

Mine was done in an hour. bake longer if necessary, and check with toothpick for doneness.

I forgot the vanilla. I guess we’ll suffer through.

Note: Bundt pans are varied sizes. This batch baked up almost to overflow.

If your ingredients are not at room temp, they will make the butter get hard…that would be bad.

I put eggs in a bowl with hot tap water for a few minutes to get them warmed a little.

I m/w the milk for 1 minute to warm it as well.

There are thousands of recipes for pound cake. You may also add a tsp of almond extract in addition for this recipe without changing anything else.

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Cast Iron Cookware Tips

So now you are the proud owner of a cast iron skillet, Dutch oven, or many other possible uses of cast iron.

You must take care of it properly, and it will last a lifetime; and then some.

Never

ever use dishwashing soap on your cast iron. If you do, it will retain the taste of the soap, and will have to be re-seasoned; not fun.

Never turn your stove on high to heat your skillet; no more than 7. Cast iron is seasoned with oil and shortening, and if it gets too hot, it can catch fire on your stove burner. Be patient, and heat it for 10 minutes before using.

If your skillet is brand new, you may wash it then, and only then with hot tap water and soap using a Scotch Brite sponge. I recommend them highly for cleaning cast iron as well. Dry completely with paper towel.

Seasoning:

For a new skillet, I would recommend putting it in your preheated oven at 350 degrees with a LIGHT FILM of Crisco or lard on the skillet surface. Place upside down on oven rack, and bake for an hour, shutting off oven when done, leaving skillet in oven to cool. You may do this as many times as you like, just don’t overdo the Crisco. If you’ve got some “puddling” of the Crisco on the surface, then it’s too much, and that’s OK. Allow to cool completely after every seasoning attempt so the pores in the iron will close, thus allowing it to ‘hold’ the fat and keep it from rusting and hopefully, sticking.

Every time you use it when done, either put 1/4″ of water and heat on stove until it gets steamy, then scrub under hot tap water in sink with Scotch Brite sponge. Wipe outside of skillet with paper towel, place back on your burner set on 6, and allow water drops to burn off. Then, using a paper towel, wipe a THIN FILM of Crisco on inner skillet surface, and turn off burner, allowing skillet to cool completely.

If you by chance ruin your skillet or Dutch oven by cooking water inside it, you may have to burn off all old seasoning and re-season. Best way is use your oven cleaning cycle.

Wait a minute. Before you go crazy and turn on your oven cleaning cycle, you must prepare your oven for this. You must remove your racks, and clean the inside oven surface with Easy Off or similar. If you don’t clean your oven and you run the clean cycle, it will likely catch fire. That would be bad. Clean it first. When you have cleaned it, place your skillet on a rack that you cleaned in the center, and run your cycle or set oven temp to 550 degrees. It will smoke, regardless of how well you cleaned it…make arrangements with the wife and your smoke detector. Run your cycle for 3 hours. The cleaning cycle will stop automatically. If you’re doing it manually, shut it down after 3 hours, and allow to cool completely.

If you have a ceramic top stove, then your oven element is enclosed (not the broiler). Consider removing the cover before running your cleaning cycle. Likely there are only 4 Philips head screws holding it down. You can clean it while your oven is running the cycle with your cast iron in there.

When you remove your skillet after a cleaning cycle, it will appear gray, as it is covered with a light ash. It may even have something called “flash rusting”…not to worry. Now is the time to use soap and hot water, a Scotch Brite pad and even a wire brush may be necessary to clean all surfaces of your skillet; top, bottom, inside, outside, handle; everything clean clean clean. Then begin your seasoning again. If you are unable to begin seasoning, you must spray it down with Pam or wipe it all over with Crisco until you can bake the seasoning in, as it will rust; I promise.

These are the methods I use, and my skillets remain relatively non stick. Use the same logic with a Dutch oven as well.

If you like bacon, good. Frying bacon is a great constant seasoning tool. Just pour off your grease (I save mine in fridge), and scrub under hot tap water, as described above.

Always preheat your skillet before cooking; never put food into a cold skillet.

Yes, you can make chile and stews but it will eat away at your seasoning…I you cook stuff like this a lot, I recommend you get an enameled Dutch oven. It doesn’t require seasoning, and works great for roasts, chili, and stews. They aren’t cheap either. Shop around. I have a 7 1/2 qt and it was around $75 a few years ago. It is a Lodge. Lodge is probably the most popular cast iron brand, but there are others that are just fine.

They sell the cast iron now “pre-seasoned”. Don’t you believe it. They season them to keep them from rusting on the shelf. Wash them first. Do your own seasoning.

They sell quilted handle covers for the skillets as the handles get too hot to hold while cooking. You should also get a scraper that has several types of corners to allow you to clean your skillet. Do not put your handle covers in the oven, for obvious reasons.

Personally, I have three skillets: 12″, 10″, and a 6″. I also have a griddle, and a bread pan. I have another skillet type with grills in the bottom. I use it to sear steaks and tenderloins.

The 12″ is very heavy to hold with one hand; plan accordingly if you use a large one.

Some now come with silicone handles that work well with stovetop…don’t put them in the oven. You will need an oven mitt as well. Most skillets now have two handles.

I have a couple of older Scotch Brite pads that I use exclusively for cleaning skillets, as the regular one we use, is always saturated with soap.

You Tube has some good videos on cast iron skillet seasoning; some better than others.

More information is better.

Do what works for you.

My methods work well for me.

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Barley Soup

Pearled barley, available at your grocer. It comes in a box, at times found by the oatmeal section.

2 C pearled barley

1 ham steak, cubed

Water as needed.

The barley will absorb lots of water. I toss in the ham bone too as it will cook out the marrow, adding a nice flavor.

It may take a couple hours, but heat  and simmer until barley is tender.

Great winter food.

I like it with toast.

Notes…

The ham steak is a whole ham steak with a bone in the center; usually about 1 pound or so. I use it all.

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15 Bean Soup

You’ve seen it. The bag of 15 bean soup mix by the pinto bean section.

Follow the instructions for prep, but DISCARD the little spice bag.

1 bag 15 bean soup

1 can Rotel diced tomatoes and green chiles, or just diced tomatoes (15 oz)

1 ham steak, cubed

1 large carrot; whole or broken in half

Soak your beans with a tablespoon of salt overnight. Rinse well, and put your beans in a saucepan or crockpot with the ham and tomatoes, cover with water, and cook for a couple hours. Keep an eye on the water level adding only enough to cover the beans.

Do not add salt until serving, or your beans will fall apart.

The carrot will reduce the gas. You don’t have to eat it, but somehow it absorbs the stuff that produces gas…

Great winter warming food.

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X’s Crock Pot Brisket

How many of you out there are intimidated by brisket?

No need to be…gotta crock pot? Hey, your problem is solved!

If you use a whole cry-o-vac brisket, you will need a huge crockpot; 6-8 qt.

Hold on…

So you say your crock pot is a small one? say 3 qt? No problemo.

You will need

brisket

a little water

bbq sauce

chopped onion

cilantro

tomato

6 hours of wait time.

The beautiful thing is, you don’t HAVE to brown your meat.

Cut your brisket into fist size chunks, and drop directly in your crock pot.

Coarsely chop your onion, cilantro, and tomato(es), and drop them in, putting your crock pot on high.

Walk away for six hours.

Don’t stir.

Don’t lift the lid and peek.

When you’re ready to serve, you can

A. shred the brisket right in the crock pot, or I have used a potato masher..

B. Empty juices from crock pot, then shred in a large roaster pan or cake pan. Do it a bit at at a time if necessary.

I have been known to pull out a couple chunks and put them in a collander, and shred as it drains, then place the shredded meat on a plate…repeat.

You don’t want the juice because you don’t want soggy sammiches do ya? ‘Course not!

If you added BBQ sauce to your meat while it was cooking, it will retain some of the sauce flavor. If not, your people can put the sauce on their sammiches as they make them…

sliced cheese

sliced hamburger pickles

mustard

mayo

or just plain in a bowl…

 

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Fruit Cobbler

Many of us (I still do) shy away from cobbler, but it is really very simple.

A fruit cobbler does not require a specific type of fruit; you just need about 2 lbs.

You will need

2 lbs frozen or fresh fruit; canned fruit OK too.

1/4-1/2 C sugar

box yellow cake mix

12 oz can lemon-lime soda

I used some leftover frozen bags containing strawbs, grapes, mango, blueberries, peaches, and a couple of fresh apples. Put them together in a large bowl with 1/4 C sugar, cover, and let thaw.

Keep the juices, and when all is thawed, put into saucepan and heat up until bubbly. Then I added 2 T of cornstarch mixed into a half cup of water, and added it to the bubbly mixture, and stirred until thick.

Preheat oven to 375°.

In a 9×13 Pyrex, I greased it, and put in the fruit evenly on the bottom. For the topping, I sprinkled a box of yellow cake mix evenly on top of the fruit.

Then, I poured a can of lemon-lime soda (I used diet cherry 7-Up) over that, and placed in oven for 45 minutes.

Allow to cool for half an hour, and serve with whipped cream.

I think I saw this recipe originally on The Pioneer Woman.

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Hash Browns

One of life’s greatest foods; the potato. There is so much one can do with them, but we cannot freeze them for any type of long term storage. They will turn into mush because of all the moisture they contain if they go untreated into a deep freeze.

Who doesn’t like hash brown potatoes?

First, you need potatoes. I use and prefer reds, and for this post, we will continue to assume  that reds are the choice.

I cut the eyes out of the reds, and wash/scrub them with warm water and a vegetable brush.

Pat dry them with a paper towel, and lay out a square of aluminum foil for each tater. If your taters are small, you might be able to get two at a time into your foil sheet.

Smear the taters with softened butter, and wrap them tightly in the foil.

Bake at 400° for 1 hour.

Allow to cool, and refrigerate overnight. Leave them in the foil.

Using a cheese grater, grate the potatoes onto a cutting board.

Form your grated taters into serving sized patties, patting them tightly and evenly, and shore up the sides as best you can. Using a wide spatula, place into a preheated frying pan with butter or a little peanut oil. It takes 3 1/2 minutes each side for crisp outside, and hot inside. Cook longer if you like them done crisper. The longer you cook the browner they will get. Best if only turned once. Turn quickly, as they can still fall apart.

It is essential that your fry pan be very hot to sear the taters quickly. Tempting as it may be, leave it alone until you turn it. They will soak up butter, so I put butter on top while cooking the first side; be generous.

I like mine with a little ketchup, along with eggs.

I have taken grated, baked potatoes, and added them to eggs and chorizo.

I have not personally tried to freeze a hash brown patty, then deep fry or bake it. It would have to be a really high temp, say at least 425° in oven or oil at 375°. Oil this hot can get smoky, and be dangerous on a gas stove.

You could, I guess go ahead a cook a bunch, and then freeze them after they have cooled. That would work. Reheat starting at 400° for…dunno, 12-15 minutes.

 

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Mac and Cheese Casserole

Who doesn’t like Kraft mac and cheese?

This casserole is delicious and so easy.

You will need

a pound of browned ground beef…I use taco seasoning, with a little chopped onion

a 15oz can of diced tomatoes

a batch of prepared macaroni and cheese

extra grated cheese for topping

you can add a chopped tomato or two if you like as well

mix together well, and pour into greased casserole, and bake covered at 350° for 25 minutes.

To reheat, add a little milk and m/w until hot, stirring as necessary.

Notes

I usually add more milk to the mac and cheese than the 1/4C…maybe 1/3C. It makes it a little creamier. I have been known to use half/half as well.

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Waffles and Pancakes

Waffles and pancakes from scratch are a joy unbounded for breakfast, or anytime. They freeze well, and reheat in a toaster oven almost like fresh off the griddle.

These recipes are from Betty Crocker

Waffles

2 eggs, beaten

2 C buttermilk

2 C AP flour

2 tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp salt

1/4 C plus 2 T shortening

Preheat waffle iron.

Beat ingredients with hand mixer until smooth.

3/4 C batter on your prepared iron is usually enough depending on the size…4 minutes depending on how hot your iron gets.

Pancakes

1 egg

1 C buttermilk

2 T oil or melted shortening

1 C AP flour

1 T sugar

1 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp salt

Blend ingredients with hand mixer until smooth. Be sure your non stick fry pan or griddle is preheated on medium for at least 5 minutes. I use a fork to smear a light coat of shortening in pan or griddle for each pancake.

If your pan is hot enough, 30 seconds on each side is about right for a brown and slightly doughy pancake.

Again, how long depends on how hot your pan is. When bubbles form on your pancake, time to turn over using large spatula…yeah, it takes practice. Don’t make them too large or they will make a mess as you flip them. Using a griddle, you can cook four at once. Always put shortening before pouring batter.

Notes:

I use a round waffle maker after 20 years of having a square one drip over the sides. It’s physics; when you pour waffle batter onto round iron, it stays round. The above waffle recipe makes 5 waffles.

I prefer melted butter and heated pure maple syrup on my pancakes and waffles…you DO have pure Vermont Maple Syrup, don’t you? Yeah, it’s expensive, but it will last forever in your freezer. about $65 a gallon.

The preps..pitcher with flour, b powder, soda and salt with cut chunks of shortening, ready to receive buttermilk and eggs

Mixer ready for mixing

Waffle cooking station. I use a 3/4 C measuring cup to scoop from pitcher, and place onto waffle iron

batter onto iron…probably could have used a bit more as waffle was incomplete

there ya go!

 

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Potato Bread

I know, I know. The general first response is “are you kidding me man?”

This one of the easiest yeast breads to make.

4 1/2 C AP flour

1 C mashed potatoes

2 T butter melted

1 T salt

1 T yeast or 2 packages dry yeast

1 1/2 C warm water

2 T sugar

Put the warm water in mixing bowl with the sugar and yeast, and let stand for at least 5 minutes or until the mixture gets foamy.

Begin adding your flour, 1 C at a time..after 2 C, add the salt (I use 2t) and the potatoes.

Continue adding remaining flour.

If more is needed, add a little at a time.

Dough should be formed into a ball by now, and cleaning the sides of the mixing bowl.

Knead for a couple of minutes, and place dough in greased bowl, and let rise for an hour.

Punch down and form into two loaves, placing them into 4×8 loaf pans, and let rise again until double; about an hour.

Bake at 350° for 30-35 minutes.

Brush tops with melted butter if you like while hot.

Cool completely on rack.

Note:

There is no substitute for hand kneading. Your stand mixer will do a decent job, but working the dough with your hands, and adding flour as you go will help.

On your lightly floured surface, bring part of your dough ball over towards you, and using both hands, press it into ball…repeat.

When you have a sturdy ball, hold it in your hands and work the top around to the bottom until there is no more dry flour visible, then place in your rising bowl.

I use Crisco for everything except pizza dough, then it’s olive oil.

After 1 hour rising

roll out into rectangle of equal sides; more or less

Divide in half, and roll up, sealing the edges and ends, then wrap ends under

Notice, I made a mistake on the left one by folding the ends under with the seam up..wrong.

The one on the right is correct with seam and folded under ends on bottom of loaf.

After second rise

Nice. I keep the plastic on until just before it goes into the oven. Be careful pulling off the plastic wrap, as they can collapse. Handle with care too. Don’t be too rough on the little fellas. If they collapse, well it’s pretty much over, and you will have flat top loaves.

These baked for 32 minutes. They collapsed a little. Probably let them rise too long, and when shoved into the 350 degree oven, the tops shrank back a little.

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Cocktail Sauce

I found this recipe online…it’s very good for fried shrimp or chicken strips.

36 oz bottle of ketchup 18oz

3 T steak sauce 1 1/2 T

3 T Worcestershire sauce 1 1/2 T

6 T lemon juice concentrate 3 T

3 T prepared horseradish 1 1/2 T

15 drops hot pepper sauce, or to taste to taste..1/2 tsp?

1 tsp salt 1/2 t

Mix ingredients in a large bowl using a wire whisk, and pour into your squeeze bottle.

I halved this easily to fit in my 22 oz squeeze bottle.

It will last a very long time in your fridge.

I prefer A1 steak sauce, and Lea and Perrins W sauce, and Heinz ketchup…use what you have.

I halved the recipe ingredients for you to ease your brain so as not to have to deal with those pesky calculations.

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Merry Cherry Cheesecake Bars

One of my wife’s favorites.

1/3 c. COLD sweet cream butter (5 1/3 T)
1/3 c. firmly packed brown sugar
1 c. all purpose flour

FILLING:

8 oz. pkg. cream cheese, softened
1/4 c. sugar
1 egg
1 tbsp. lemon juice
1/4 c. EACH chopped glazed red and green cherries

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In 1 quart mixer bowl, cut butter in chunks; add brown sugar and flour; mix at low speed. Beat at medium speed, scraping sides of bowl often, until well mixed (1 minute).

Reserve 1/2 cup crumb mixture for topping; press remaining crumb mixture into 8 inch square baking pan. Bake near center of 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. Prepare filling.

FILLING: In 1-quart mixer bowl, beat cream cheese, sugar, egg and lemon juice at medium speed until fluffy (1 to 2 minutes). Stir in chopped cherries.

Spread filling over crust; sprinkle with remaining crumb mixture. Continue baking for 18 to 20 minutes or until filling is set and top is lightly browned. Cool. Store in refrigerator.

We make it without the cherries, most of the time.

I guess one could use maraschino cherries, halved, drained well, and sprinkled on top of filling. I have not tried it.

I used a pastry blender instead of mixer to make crust…it’s too hard on the hand mixer…stand mixer might be OK…IMO.

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Clover Leaf Rolls


This recipe from Luby’s Cafeteria Cookbook

1 ounce active dry yeast…about 2 1/2 Tablespoons..yeah, it’s a lot

3 eggs

1/4 C melted butter plus 2 1/2 tsp

1/3 C non fat dry powdered milk

1/2 C white sugar

5 C AP flour

1 1/3 C warm water…110 degrees, more or less

1/2 tsp salt

Put the water and yeast in a stand mixer bowl with a dough hook attachment, and mix. Add other ingredients; eggs, melted butter, sugar, powdered milk, salt, and then flour, a cup at a time (obviously).

You want the dough to pretty much clean the sides of a the bowl, and stick to the hook;  mostly. You may want to knead for just a couple minutes before placing in greased or oiled bowl.

Let rise…check after 30 minutes. With all that yeast, it’s bound to be doubled.

Punch down, and tear off or cut pieces the size of shooter marbles and place in threes in a greased muffin pan. You will need two of them, and perhaps a small loaf pan as well, unless you have an extra muffin pan.

Let rise again. Check after 20 minutes. It’ll probably be ready.

Preheat oven to 350°, and bake for 15 minutes, or until golden brown.

This pic is after second rise, while oven is preheating

Sizing of the dough balls is critical.

Buns also can be done

Why square? you may ask…

Sandwich meat is rectangular, as is cheese…bologna is round..meat loaf is square..burgers can be round or square…

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Bert Porter Bread

This is from the King Arthur Flour Cookbook

You will need

1 5oz can of evaporated milk (2/3C)

1/3 C butter or oil

1/4 c honey or sugar

2 pkg active dry yeast (4 1/2 tsp)

1 T salt

2 C water

7-8 C flour

Melt the butter in a Pyrex pitcher. Add 2 C water and heat for one minute. Add the evaporated milk. Heat for 1 minute. Don’t let it get hotter than 115°. I heat the honey to make it more liquidy, and add to mixture.

Pour  mixture into stand mixer bowl, and attach dough hook. Start on low and add 2 C flour. Then add the yeast. then add the salt.

You may substitute 2 C flour for whole wheat flour.

Continue adding flour until dough clings to hook and cleans side of bowl.

Remove and knead for 10 minutes adding flour as necessary.

Let rise for 1 hour: more or less, in greased bowl covered and out of draft. I cover with plastic and place in oven.

Note: if the weather is cold, I turn on oven for 1 minute, then shut it off. This will heat oven very slightly to allow the dough to stay warm and rise.

Punch down dough, and roll into rectangle. Cut off sections of dough, and roll into large fist sized balls and place two in greased bread pans. You will have enough dough for 3 medium bread pans, or 2 large ones.

Let rise again for about an hour.

Bake at 375° for 25-30 minutes; check at 25.

Brush tops with butter when removed from oven.

Break apart the bread balls, and slice or freeze.

If you use salted butter, you make wish to back off a little on the salt.

You could also make buns from this recipe. Just roll the dough after the first rise into balls and let them rise in a sheet pan. OK to let them touch.

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Bean With Bacon Soup

When I was a kid, this was my favorite soup.

ingredients

2 cups navy beans, soaked overnight
6 strips crispy fried bacon, minced
3 medium carrots, minced..I grated one
3 medium celery stalks, minced
1 medium onion, minced
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
2 cloves garlic, minced
4 ounces tomato paste
1 dash red pepper flakes
6 cups water, more if needed..use chicken broth; enough just to cover ingredients
1 tablespoon wine vinegar
3 drops liquid smoke, optional
salt and pepper, to taste

1 bay leaf

 

directions

Soak beans overnight and discard water.

Place all ingredients except wine vinegar, salt and pepper in a large kettle. Simmer until beans are tender (about 3 hours).

Can remove and mash about 2 C of beans, and add back to soup to help thicken.

I made this using a pound of Navy beans. Can use Great Northern as well. A pound of thick sliced bacon; fried until almost crispy, chopped and added to rinsed and soaked beans. I did not use tomato paste, but used a chopped tomato instead. No wine vinegar used. I increased the smoke sauce to 6 drops.

After simmering for 4 hours, much of broth was absorbed by beans. I did mash a cup of the beans and stir back in just before serving. No pepper flakes used.

 

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Butter Bob’s Low Carb Chili

this recipe is from Butter Bob. He has discontinued his website, and is living a healthy life.

4 lbs ground beef, plus or minus; more is better…75/25 is fine, or eve 70/30

1 lb hot sausage…see below

2 tsp garlic powder…equal to about 8 cloves fresh garlic

2 T cumin

1/2-1 tsp cayenne pepper

1/4 C chili powder

3 tsp salt

1 can Rotel tomatoes with green chiles

1 can tomato puree or crushed tomatoes

2 green peppers, chopped

2 onions chopped

beef or chicken broth, 32-48 oz

For myself,

Using a large pot or Dutch oven, add the canned tomatoes and spices. Will add the broth later to thin out the chili.

Sweat your veggies in two skillets, and add beef. You may add a little olive oil, but the beef will add its own fat as it cooks.

Drain and add to Dutch oven, then adding broth to thicken to desired consistency. I like mine thick.

Simmer at least an hour, stirring occasionally.

Serve with dollop of sour cream, or grated cheddar cheese.

Hot sausage…I’m not sure what that is, unless it is hot Italian sausage, which can be sweet. This recipe is low carb, and we don’t want any sugar in it.

There are discrepancies in the recipe; 3-4 1/2 lbs beef is quite a big difference.

The last time I made this, I used 2 lbs ground beef, a large onion, 3 cloves garlic, 1 can Rotel tomatoes, 1 28 oz can diced tomatoes, 2 T tomato paste, a package of McCormick chili seasoning original flavor, 1 finely chopped serrano pepper, 1 15 oz can fire roasted tomatoes. Prepare in the usual manner. I simmered only for about an hour, topped with large dollops of sour cream.

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Brew Your Own Beer

Yes, you can too.

Yes, it takes a little initial investment.

After your basic equipment purchase, beer kits are readily available from many homebrew suppliers.

When you get enough of beer kits, you can now formulate your own recipes, based on what you have learned.

Your basic equipment should consist of

a 5 gallon stainless steel brew pot

a 6 gallon glass carboy, with a 5 gallon mark on the side..this is your primary fermenter

a 5 gallon glass carboy, this is your secondary fermenter

a 6 gallon food grade bucket with lid (optional)

a large non wooden spoon with holes in it; stainless steel is best

siphon and bottling hose, 2 sections of 6 feet each

an aquarium aerator..available at any aquarium shop with about 8 feet of airline hose and airstones…maybe $5 for all

a hydrometer…a crucial tool needed to check dissolved sugars in your beer

a funnel with a screen

a bottling cane

a racking cane with a standoff on the end…a standoff is a tip that fits over the end of your cane, so when you siphon your beer, the standoff prevents sludge from getting into your siphon.

sanitizer…I prefer One-Step…bleach can be used too, but container must be rinsed over and over and over to loose the bleach smell.

bottles…5 gallons of beer will require about 48 twelve ounce bottles, or about 30 twenty-two ounce bottles. These will require bottle caps. You may purchase the flip top, but are expensive compared to crown cap bottles.

a bottle capper

a drying rack for your bottles

a long carboy brush for cleaning. They are usually bent so as to clean the neck of the carboys.

a bottle brush is also a good idea

carboy handles are very handy if you plan to move your carboys when they contain beer…even if you don’t, they are still handy to haul your glass carboys around. They are not tempered, and can break if bounced against something.

carboy caps have two nozzles on them, which will be discussed later. Different sizes for different sized carboy jug tops.

a beer Thief…allows you to take a small sample of beer to check your gravity.

Erlenmeyer flask for making yeast starter.

carboy bungs (corks) into which your airlocks fit

airlocks; at least two

corn sugar, a one pound pack will do for starting out

I prefer to use stick on thermometers on the carboys…the range should not exceed 90°. Aquarium shops may have these too.

A floating thermometer is handy, especially when you graduate to partial mash recipes.

a grain bag is handy too for same.

a hop bag can be useful if using pellet hops

Understanding the basics…

The basic beer recipe consists of four ingredients: water, barley (adjunct) hops, and yeast..

An adjunct can be loosely defined as anything with a fermentable sugar; barley, wheat, rice, sugar, honey, fruits, syrups, cracked grains, and many more.

Your yeast is a very critical ingredient, as it is what makes the magic happen. The yeast needs food and oxygen to survive and multiply. You seen homemade bread rising, right? The tangy aroma you smell is the alcohol giving off by the yeast.

Yeast are alive, and require oxygen and food. In turn, they supply carbon dioxide gas (CO2) and alcohol as their by products.

Grains, when cracked open at the right time, have residual sugars in them.

Extract brewing uses these sugars in a concentrated product called malt. Malt can be dried, or liquid that looks like honey. Dried malt extract, or DME, has the texture of flour.

The liquid malt extract has water in it; the DME does not.

Recipes sometimes use both types, others use one or the other exclusively.

Other types of recipes are called “partial mash” in which the cracked grains are steeped in a temperature controlled water for a specified period of time, to extract the sugars from  the grains.

All grain brewing uses a lot of grains; several pounds, and takes special equipment to steep the grains, then rinse (sparge) the grains to rinse the sugars out.

We will assume for now, that we are brewing extract beers, which in my opinion, are just as flavorful as an all grain beer.

There are hundreds of varieties of yeast available, each will yield a slightly different taste to your beer.

There are liquid yeasts, White Labs, and Wyeast, to name two.

There are also many types of dry yeasts available like the kind used to bake yeast breads.

The liquid yeasts are more expensive, but give you more control over the type of beer you are making. They require a starter, for the most part. A starter is a batch of liquid yeast, put into a mixture of malt and water to increase the number of yeast cells to get your beer “kick started” so to speak.

The dry yeast packages contain massive amounts of dry yeast in them, and require hydration ideally, before pitching into your beer.

There is  no right or wrong. Each style will give you good beer.

Temperature is important as well in your fermentation; too cold and it will ferment slowly…too hot, and the yeast can impart off flavors to your beer. I have made excellent beer with the fermentation temps in the mid eighties, however cooler is better.

There are two types of beers: lagers, and ales.

Generally, ales are fermented warm, and lagers are fermented at cool temps; usually refrigerated. Lagers take much longer to ferment, and requires special yeasts to do so.

Consider this: beer brewing originated in Europe in the 1500s more or less. The Germans made lagers in the winter, and ales in the summer.

I made a lager once, and it was very, very good. It took several months to ferment in the fridge however.

We assume you are making ales here.

You must be absolutely certain that your equipment has been sanitized before touching your beer. Every hose, cane, tube, bottle, carboy, funnel, that touches your beer must be devoid of germs, or your beer will become skunky; or worse.

The One-Step mentioned earlier uses 1 tablespoon into one gallon of water. Shake until dissolved. You must rinse your carboys and all your bottles before using them. Hoses, funnels, canes too; everything. Make it a habit, and all your hard work will pay off.

There is a gizmo called a Jet Washer that attaches to your kitchen faucet (with an adaptor) that is very handy to rinse your bottles after you sanitize them.

So now, you have all your supplies, and you’re ready to brew. You decided to make a hefeweizen from a kit. Hefeweizen is a wheat beer. The kit will contain a bag of DME, probably 5-7 lbs, a bag of either hop pellets or whole hops. Yeast is included; a dry package.

You may want to consider making some ice cubes from good water, placing them in a gallon ziploc bag (or two) for cooling your wort after the boil. Extra cubes too for your ice bath in your sink, into which you will place your brewpot to cool.

The rest is supplied by you.

Into your brewpot, put in 3 gallons of water. I recommend using bottled water from the store; spring water is best, drinking water is fine…NOT distilled water. Reverse osmosis water is very good as well, if you have a place that sells it; usually 50 cents a gallon.

Put your 3 gallons into your pot, and turn your heat on high.

If you have a floating thermometer you may use it, but we all know what temp water boils at.

You may put the lid on the pot and wait.

Have your malt and spoon ready.

Don’t let your water come to a complete boil, but just before, remove the lid turn down the heat to low, and add your malt.

Using your spoon, stir in your malt until it is completely dissolved; COMPLETELY. If you have any chunks that do not dissolve, it will burn, your batch is ruined.

Notice the chunks of malt

Use your slotted spoon and stir, stir, stir, bringing up spoonfuls until your are certain it is all dissolved.

Now, turn your heat back up to high, and wait.

When it begins to boil, set your timer for 60 minutes.

From this point on, do not walk away from your boil.

There are few things messier in life than a pot of wort (beer, before it’s beer) that boils over. It smells, and is basically sugar burned onto your stove.

this pot is full. It will  try to boil over. You must pull the pot away from the heat, leaving half your pot on the burner, or it will boil over. You will have to jack with it to keep it from doing so. Stirring may help. Lowering the heat will help too, but is not immediate. If you have a ceramic top stove, just slide the pot over. If you have an exposed element stove, it will be more difficult. Are you strong enough to lift the pot off the burner for a few seconds?

I promise that if you can master this for just a few minutes, the wort will reach a point called “hot break” in which the foam will subside, and you will see only the wort; not the foam. BUT you will have to endure this agony.

A larger brew pot will help too; say 6 gallon or larger. This 5 gallon is the largest, so I contend with it.

Don’t walk away or turn your back. If you must, turn the heat off.

For a Hefeweizen, the hops are added during the last 10 or even five minutes of the boil.

Other types of beers, IPA for example, will have multiple additions of hops and even different kinds of hops during the boil. It’s important to pay attention to the instructions for these types of beers.

Side note: hops contain oils that bitter  our beer. If we did not add hops, we would have a “fermented malt beverage” AKA, wine cooler. There are literally hundreds of types of hops out there.

Stop up your sink, and add cold tap water and ice cubes.

So, at 50 minutes, you add your hops, whether pellets or whole hops, and allow the boil to finish.

Cooling the wort…

we want our wort to cool as soon as possible. Every minute our warm wort stays in the sink, exposes it to wild yeasts and bacteria that just love warm wort.

Dump your bags of ice cubes into your pot and stir. Use your thermometer too. Add ice in sink as necessary to aid in cooling.

Take a 2 cup measuring pitcher, and add some good water to it, and dump your yeast in it, stir gently to “hydrate” the yeast, and let sit covered with paper towel on counter, until you are ready for it.

Keep checking your wort temp, when it reaches around 80, or 75 depending on the temp in your house, remove from sink.

Yes, it will be heavy. Water weighs 8.3 lbs per gallon, and this weighs more, given all the dissolved sugars in it.

Is your carboy ready? You should have the funnel in place by now.

I put mine in the other sink, and slowly, slowly pour the wort into the carboy. If you use the screen in your funnel, you will have to stir the screen,…to allow the wort to pass…I use the thermometer. That’s the downside of whole hops. With pellet hops, they all dissolve, you won’t need to filter them out. They will be removed after the primary ferment is done.

Remember, all this time wild yeasts and bacteria are landing on your wort. It is crucial to get your beer into your carboy as soon as possible, so you may start your ferment. Obviously, as your alcohol content increases, it will kill off said bacteria.

OK, got your wort in the carboy? Every drop?

OK. Now you must fill your carboy to the five gallon mark with fresh clean water you bought. This is a five gallon batch, right?

When you have done that, you may add (pitch) your yeast. Be sure to get all of it, and pour it into carboy.

Now get your aerator hose with the airstone, and attach it to your racking cane (or put it inside the cane) and put into carboy so it almost touches bottom, and turn on aerator, and run it for 15 minutes. Why?

When we boil the wort for an hour, the boil removed oxygen from the water. Remember we said that yeast need oxygen? This is one way to add it back in. There is no easy way to check for O2 levels. Just be sure it’s aerated well; longer it you like. You can’t over do it.

If the wort tries to bubble over, shut off aerator, and shake the carboy, and resume. Don’t skimp.

Time to get your Thief and the hydrometer. Using the Thief, fill it with wort and empty into hydrometer tube…check your gravity and make a note of the number. The one we’re interested in will begin with

1.000 the number will be in the range of 1.055-1.075. This is important. This number will help us to determine when the ferment is finished. We’ll say that the OG (Original Gravity) today is 1.060.

When your desired aeration time is up, put on your bung and add your airlock. Fill your airlock half full of water…can use vodka too.

Important…since this is a wheat beer, you may want to, instead of the airlock, put on a blowoff tube. Remove the airlock, put the hose in the bung hole, and the other end into a glass jar half full of water, so the end of the tube is submerged, and you can see it as it bubbles.

Wheat beers are notorious for bubbling up and blowing off airlocks…I have even seen them blow off a blowoff tube; all over the floor.

It may take up to 24 hours for the wort to begin bubbling, but keep an eye on the air in the tube, and the air will be pushed into the water.

As the yeasts multiply, so will the ferment increase activity. When it is bubbling full force, you can see through the side of the carboy, the agitation and churning going on…fascinating.

I have several 1 gallon glass jugs I used for this, as it will bubble some through the tube; yeast that is. Don’t fret. The tube will never come clean.

This activity will subside after a day or so.

Allow to sit for a week, undisturbed in as cool a place in your house as possible.

After a week, get your Thief and hydrometer and check the gravity again. For example’s sake, we will assume the gravity today reads 1.015. You may have to steal more than one sample of wort to fill the hydrometer tube.

OK, that’s good. Some math for you

1.060 ÷ 4 equals 1.015…

the numbers we are concerned with are the 60 and 15…15 is 1/4 of 60, yes?

Perfect. We want our FG (final gravity) to be one quarter of our OG.

What happened?

the yeast ate 75% of the sugars in the wort, leaving 25% unfermentable solids, and that’s OK.

I wish all my beers fermented out like this.

IMPORTANT

What if you check your gravity after one week, and it has only dropped to 1.025? That’s too high. that means that there are too many sugars left in the wort. So, more than likely, the oxygen ran out, and the yeast couldn’t work any more. The only remedy is to aerate again…risky, but if you bottle at this gravity, your bottled beer will explode due to too much carbonation.

Now we can siphon off to our other carboy…the smaller one that you sanitized right?

Never EVER put your mouth on a siphon tube on your beer. Your mouth has a zillion creepy crawly bacteria in it that would love to decimate your beer…don’t do it.

You have the two holed bottle caps? This orange one fits on the five gallon carboy. The racking cane here is stainless steel inserted through one of the holes in the cap. I blow into the other one to force the wort up into the cane, and through the tube into another jug, or bottling with a bottling cane, attached to the end of the hose. It shuts off the flow, when the can is removed from the bottle. I have the bottle can inserted into the carboy handle to keep the hose from kinking.

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Bottling cane

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This a thing of beauty. Insert into bottle with tip touching bottom, and it releases the flow of beer. Keep cane onto bottom until beer reaches almost top, and then withdraw. It leaves just enough head space..perfect.

It’s a miracle.

Back to today…

Siphon your beer into the secondary…Do not splash. If you splash your wort now, you will re introduce oxygen…that’s bad.

cover with bung and airlock.

Wait another week. This step is for clearing.

Next week, we bottle.

A few days before, sanitize your bottles.

bottle drying rack

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Now, you must prepare your priming sugar.

In a small saucepan, put in 2 C water. Bring to boil. Add 3/4 C corn sugar to boiling water, and boil 5 minutes. If you do not have corn sugar, you may use instead 1 1/4 C DME.

Allow to cool completely. Remember your carboy is not tempered and this will shatter your glass carboy if you pour it  in too hot.

After cooling, pour into empty carboy.

Siphon your cleared beer into said carboy and stir gently with racking cane to assure corn sugar gets distributed evenly. Don’t splash.

This is exactly the amount of corn sugar needed to kick up the fermentation just enough in your bottles, to carbonate them. Trust me.

Attach bottling cane to tube after siphoning into other jug, and begin.

I have a shallow tray I place on the floor when I bottle, as spillage always occurs.

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I use plastic bottles as I ship some of my brews to friends and relatives. I use a clear  bottle as when the brew clears in the bottle, it is likely ready to drink.

If using crown cap bottles, count number of bottles used, and count caps, allowing for a dropped one or two. I put my caps in boiling water, immediately removing them from heat. I then place them in a collander or similar to drain.

Also, with a plastic bottle sitting out at room temp, when it gets so hard you cannot squeeze it, it’s ready to refrigerate.

Do not put your bottles in the garage as they will become missiles.

Be patient.

Let them carbonate at room temp.

Usually, a week in the summertime is enough.

For sure check one in two weeks by placing in fridge, then sampling. If carbonation is good, chill the rest and enjoy the fruits of your labors.

Your friends will come over from everywhere at all hours to help you.

You must learn to be careful of this.

Partial mash brewing…

I have briefly touched on this earlier. Many beer recipes contain some grains to add flavor and body to the beer, that cannot be attained by malt extract alone.

These grains must be “cracked” and the homebrew supply store will gladly do it for you in a small mill.

These grains are allowed to sprout, then are dried. The germ inside the grain has now created a dab of sugar to allow it to grow. The drying process kills the grain, but retains the dab of sugar, which we leech out when we soak our grains in hot water. Read on.

For this, instead of plain water to begin our boil, we will do what is called a “partial mash”.

A full mash is all grain brewing. A partial mash is just that; partly  all grain.

Put approximately 2 gallons of fresh water into your carboy, and bring the temp to 160°.

While you are waiting, place your grains into a grain bag.

When the temp reaches the desired temp, put your grains into the water, and set your timer for 30 minutes.

I like using a temperature probe to constantly monitor the temp of the mash.

Do not let it go below 150 degrees.

You may have to kick on the burner to keep it as close as you can to 160. Don’t let it go higher, or you will release tannins that can give your beer a taste like way too strong tea.

Just watch it.

Meanwhile, in another pot, heat it to 160 degrees as well.

When your mash reaches 30 minutes, remove the grain bag, placing a collander over the brew pot with the grains in the bag, and rinse (sparge) with the other pot of water…slowly, until your heated water is gone.

Allow your grains to drain as much as possible. Do not squeeze the bag or attempt to wring it. Set is aside, and continue with your brewing.

Simple, right? It does add some extra time to the whole process, but you have now graduated to partial mash brewing!

Feed your spent grains to livestock, if you have them.

For myself, my favorite beer is a wheat beer, using 8 lbs DME, and 1/2 ounce of Hallertauer hops at 55 minutes into boil. Delicious.

My other favorite beer is Raspberry Wheat, in which I add 3-4 lbs frozen raspberries to a secondary bucket, the siphon off the primary fermenter. I let this sit a week, and siphon this into the other carboy, and let it sit a week.

The raspberries tend to clog the racking cane standoff, so I put the cane inside a grain bag when siphoning from the bucket.

Remember we do not put out mouths on the siphon? Obviously, we cannot use our carboy caps, so we must create a siphon with our grain bag on the racking cane and tube.

Yep, it’s a pain.

I fill the hose at the faucet, keeping my finger over the end, and the other up in the air while placing it into bucket, and allowing the first 16 ounces or so drain into another container, then into carboy.

I suppose one could just dump it into carboy, but the tap water I was used to was not something I wanted in my beer…even 16 ounces…I leave it to you.

Toss your fruit. I have used frozen peaches too.

No need to thaw them first, just siphon your beer onto them. You will need a lid on this, and it should have a hole drilled for the air lock. It will require a much smaller bung.

Be patient. Wait a week before siphoning off the fruit.

The peach flavor for some reason disappears quickly, but the raspberry does not.

I have tried watermelon as well…don’t waste your time

If you can get sour pie cherries locally, that is the best. Not Bing cherries, they leave no  flavor.

Sour pie cherries cost a fortune here in Texas to get from Michigan or elsewhere, and would be my top choice. I used 8 lbs of frozen sour pie cherries when I lived in Colorado, as they grow up there.

Beautiful red color too.

Blueberry, forget about it.

Strawberries; only if you really like strawberries, but there is something that happens to strawberries when they are combined with beer that just ain’t right.

Notes:

You may have noticed that the more malt or adjuncts (ferementables) in your beer, the higher the alcohol content. Approximately every pound of adjunct will give your beer a 1% alcohol. 8 lbs=8%…this is approximate.

Some yeasts are resistant to high alcohol levels; meaning over 10% ABV. That would be strong beer. Your standard Budweiser is 6%.

If you add extra adjuncts to bump up the alcohol, you will need to increase your hop bittering as well.

I have made cider/mead that killed the yeast as the alcohol was so high. It was very sweet, as the yeast could not eat more and tolerate the alcohol, so it died. By the third glass, your legs stopped working.

We can make great tasting beer, that has plenty of alcohol without ruining the flavor.

This is a very good site for beginning homebrewers. One cannot have too much information on the subject.

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I shop largely here

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and

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Be sure you know what you want and watch the shipping charges.

Northern Brewer has a nice starter kit for about $160.

I can make a batch of partial mash beer in three hours; that includes clean up of equipment.

All grain brewing takes all day; 8 hours, and requires different equipment and knowledge. I have not attempted this, as I am perfectly satisfied with my extract brews.

My favorite beer is 8 lbs of wheat DME, and an ounce of Hallertauer hops, and a Wyeast 3068 yeast. Excellent beer, and easy, and strong.

I prefer DME to liquid extract, as the liquid contains water and requires more liquid extract to attain the same OG as DME.

Liquid extract comes in 3 lb cans, and it can be hopped as well…beware.

It’s the same amount of work to make a weak beer or a strong beer.

Weak beers are sometimes referred to as “lawn mower beers” as one can drink several with a lesser effect. To that I say, what’s the point?

Keep in mind that water weighs 8.3 lbs per gallon. In a glass carboy, this is over 43 pounds. Plus the extract, plus the weight of the carboy.

It’s OK to splash your beer before the first siphon (called racking). After the primary ferment, you must seriously endeavor to not splash your beer. This will oxygenate it, and will be detrimental to the taste.

Also, do not let your ferment sit in direct sunlight, as the sunlight will affect the hop oils, and give your beer a ‘skunky’ taste.

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Chicken Tetrazzini

EZ tetrazzini

You will need

2 C cooked chicken, more or less

8 oz spaghetti or egg noodles cooked

1 can cream mushroom soup, or cream of chicken or cream of celery

1 8 oz can mushrooms, undrained

1 cup sour cream

1/2 c grated Parmesian cheese

Panko bread crumbs for topping

a handful of grated cheddar cheese

poultry seasoning

I use skinless chicken breasts, use what you want. I boil them with salt and a teaspoon of poultry seasoning for 15 minutes, then removed chicken chunks, and boil noodles in same water. If you use bone in chicken, don’t worry about chunking it out.

Prepare noodles, rinse and set aside.

In a saucepan, put the can of condensed soup, mushrooms, sour cream, and 1/2 C  broth to thin it a little, heat up on low with about 1/8 tsp black pepper.

Preheat your oven to 350°.

I used a Pyrex rectangle cake dish, but not the 9×13. Spray with cooking spray.

Mix your chicken, noodles, and sauce in pan which you boiled your chicken in.

Pour into baking dish, top with cheddar, Parmesian, and Panko crumbs.

Bake for 20-25 minutes.

Note

I break up the spaghetti into thirds before boiling.

This recipe is a guide. There are many recipes out there.

You may add pimientos, chopped black olives, green pepper, onion…you decide.

You may make this ahead and freeze.

This recipe can be a crowd pleaser, and easily doubled or tripled.

This is another recipe I found, and I like it better

4 C cooked chicken or turkey

2 can Cream of Mushroom soup

1/4 C chopped onion

1 garlic clove

1 C chicken broth

12 oz spaghetti (precooked weight) cook and drain

3 C cheddar or American cheese or combination of both grated

1 tsp seasoned salt

butter

Panko bread crumbs for topping

dried parsley for topping

Lightly sautee onion and garlic with butter over medium heat. Add broth and soups and blend well..add 1 1/2 C cheese, and stir until smooth. Add salt, chicken and spaghetti, and mix well.

Bake at 350° in a greased 2 qt casserole dish for 30 minutes.

Remove from oven, and top with remaining cheese, parsley, and Panko for two additional minutes.

Betty Crocker Chicken Tettrazini

a 7 ounce pkg of spaghetti, boiled and drained

2 C cooked chicken, shredded or cubed (I used 2 boneless skinless breasts)

poultry seasoning

1 C whipping cream

1 C chicken broth

1/4 C butter

1/4 C flour

2 T cooking sherry

1 small can mushrooms, drained

top with grated parmesian cheese

Gather ingredients

Make a roux with the butter and flour. Add salt and pepper to taste, add mushrooms, add sherry, and mix together in 2 qt casserole.

Bake at 350° for 30 minutes, uncovered.

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Chilly Today, Hot Tamale

Tamales are by far one of the most labor intensive Mexican foods out there. With all the varieties available, who can resist?

Pork, beef, chicken, bean, cream cheese, jelly, maple syrup, there are no limits on how to flavor them.

I used to buy them from a family who went door to door selling a dozen for $3..those were the days. I have paid as much as $12 a dozen since then.

This recipe will be for pork, which is the more traditional tamale.

Let’s face it; pork, by itself does not have much flavor. The same with pork tamales, and one must add a significant amount of varied peppers and spices to give them flavor. Bland tamales are a crime.

Serrano peppers, jalepeno peppers, ancho peppers, guajillo peppers, onion, garlic cloves, bay leaves, cumin, parsley, oregano, salt and pepper, of varied amounts all contribute to the savory taste.

There are as many recipes and techniques out there, as there are abuelitas (Spanish for grandmother). Mine is not etched in stone; it is a guide.

Making tamales can be divided up into 4 stages:

1. preparing your meat

2. preparing your sauce

3. preparing your masa

4. assembling and steaming

You will need about 4 lbs of pork. Pork butt, shoulder are the most commonly available at reasonable prices. A roast is probably the best price at around .99 cents a pound, will give you plenty of meat for several dozen tamales.

You may use a crock pot for the entire roast, or a Dutch oven, if it will hold the entire roast; mine didn’t so I use a crock pot for the roast.

You can get the roasts bone-in, or boneless. It will save you some time if you use boneless. The bone-in will give a little more flavor from the bone.

A crock pot on high will cook your roast in about 4 hours.

If you go boneless, you can cut up your meat into chunks, and just boil it.

Whichever method you choose, you must also add some things to your roast while it cooks.

Be sure you use enough water to cover your meat, and it’s very much recommended to use more water than needed, as you will use a lot of the broth later.

If you are using a whole roast, I rub the roast with salt, black pepper, garlic powder, cumin, even some chili powder, then sear all sides in a hot cast iron skillet, before placing it in my crock pot. Fill the pot with water so it comes at least halfway up the roast; more is better.

To your water as it heats up, add your peppers:

3-4 serrano peppers, split…I leave the seeds in as I like the spicy flavor it adds. This many won’t make it hot…if you put in 10 serranos, you’re looking at a 2-alarm fire. whole jalepenos with stems removed are fine too.

dried pepper pods: ancho, guajillo, or anaheim or other dried pods; about 10 will do; a few of each is fine.

On the dried peppers, removed the stem, cut open a side and knock out the seeds.

A whole onion, cut in half

drop in a whole head of garlic, or several peeled cloves 5-10; smash ’em if you like, you will save these for later after the meat is cooked.

a few bay leaves; 4-6

Cover and walk way for 4-5 hours.

When it’s done, the meat will fall off the bone. Remove the meat from the bone, and shred it. Here, I saved the shredded meat in a ziploc bag.

Reserve your juices and peppers and onion.

Push the garlic cloves out of the head into your blender as well, if you used the whole head.

Drain the juice.

Run everything else through a food processor or blender, using some broth.

Then strain it through a sieve or food mill to remove the pepper skins.

Now you have a nice red sauce. Cover, refrigerate until needed.

Note, you can make your sauce separately by soaking your de-seeded peppers in a saucepan with hot water for 30-45 minutes. Process them in blender with the onion, garlic, and hot peppers. Use your sieve to strain out skins. A food mill is best, but who of us has those? Use a sieve if you don’t have a food mill. The food processor will not chop up the pepper skins enough, and you will be spitting them out as you cannot chew them either. A sieve with the back of a spoon will work, but is tedious. If you’re in a hurry, why are you making tamales?

You may now add some sauce to your shredded pork in a pot. Not too much broth, as you don’t want it runny. Add some salt a pepper now. Cook until heated through. Set aside, or refrigerate until assembly time.

Masa

6 C of Maseca

1 1/2 baking powder

1 1/2 tsp salt

1 T ground cumin

1 tsp Mexican oregano (if you have it; not mandatory)

1 C melted lard; not Crisco, not butter, Lard

1 C red sauce, more if needed

1 C broth, more if needed

Add these slowly to your stand mixer, and mix for 30 minutes; yes. You want the lard well incorporated to add air into the mix, making it fluffy.

Your masa when ready should look and spread like creamy peanut butter; easily spreadable, but not watery.

If you are assembling, then you must prepare the husks by soaking them in hot tap water for at least an hour, so they soften. Do this while you are making your masa.

Above pics show husks soaking, and masa in mixing bowl. You must drain your husks just before assembly as the masa will not stick to the husk. Also, the husk has a smooth side, and a textured side; spread you masa on the smooth side, or it will stick to the husk when cooked.

Assembly

Dry your husks. You can stand them up in a bowl, and dry them, or use paper towels (a lot) or dish towels…regardless, they must be dry when spreading.

Spread masa on your husk edge to edge, about half way down the husk, but leave about half an inch at the top. Use the back of a spoon to spread.

The masa, meat, and husk ready to assemble

Put about a tablespoon of filling into the center of masa, bring one side just over filling, tighten the roll a little, then bring other side over, and fold up bottom.

I have tied mine with a strip of husk; it is not necessary.

It’s best to place them standing up, folded side down in your steamer. I did not know this when I made these, but could have used an upside down bowl in center, and/or leaned them against the side of steamer. This is a 32 qt steamer; much bigger than I needed. I have since obtained a 16 qt.

the finished product. I steamed these for 2 hours.

Bring your water to a boil then down to simmer.

Cover your tamales with a wet dish towel, or unused husks to keep the steam in.

Don’t fill the steamer so full of water that it touches your tamales.

How long it takes, will depend on how many are cooking. An hour to and hour and a half is a good general steam time to check on them. I

If the masa comes off the husk, then it’s done.

This is a very good video that may help

 

12/19/22

My latest endeavor was today.

My masa recipe was this

8 C Maseca

3 1/2 C lard, melted

1 T salt

4 tsp baking powder

5 C broth,

1 C red sauce

I used my stand mixer to do  the work with the paddle; not the dough hook. Mixing it in speed 3 or even 4 is better as it whips air into the lard. This helps make the dough fluffy..

After some intense mixing in my stand mixer, and about an hour, I finally added 1/3C more masa, and that fixed it.

If you add a blob (pea sized) into a glass of water, and it sinks, the masa is not ready. If it floats, you are ready.

The extra 1/3 C made the difference.

I will add that no matter what recipe you follow, it will never work as written.

Go ahead, call me a cynic…I’m used to it.

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Beef Stew

Beef stew; a great winter warming food that will fill your kitchen with a wonderful smell as it cooks. Plus, there are always leftovers.

There as many beef stew recipes out there as there are people with a stove. Most of my posts are geared for aspiring cooks.

You can use any cut of beef for a stew; bone in? Throw the bone in the stew too. The marrow will add an additional depth to the flavor. Be sure to remove the bone before serving.

Boneless? beef shoulder, chuck roast, rump roast, sirloin (my favorite), it doesn’t matter. Cut your meat into large chunks, or bite sized chunks.

Best to brown your meat first. I use a cast iron skillet. It retains the heat better, will cook faster, and can slightly char your meat.

You can toss thinly sliced onions into your meat as it browns; garlic too, but will require more frequent stirring as garlic can burn, and it will ruin your batch.

If you are making a really large batch of stew, you may have to go  two rounds of browning your meat, and that’s OK.

What about your stew pot? Will you use a crock pot? It will take all day, and that may be just what you need as you prepare other items for your stew.

Regardless, you should plan your other ingredients before you start cooking.

Carrots…definitely

Potatoes…for sure…reds or Russets? Either will work, I prefer reds as they do not fall apart as easily as Russets. You can use the New Reds as they very small. With red potatoes, I remove the eyes, but do not peel them. They will hold together better with the peel on. Yes, you can still cut them into halves or quarters, if they are very large. If you do it this way, your taters can cook all day with your beef.

Celery? not too much, but 2-3 stems are OK.

Green pepper? sure not too many, coarsely chopped for the entire cook.

Onions? half or quarters for the entire cook.

Other veggies, squash, turnips, rutabaga will work but not many. Squash will get very mushy so put it in late.

I have used canned corn, drained and rinsed well in the last couple hours of the cook.

Green beans will work too, but not for the entire cook.

Many items go in later as they will over cook.

Get your beef going first and into your stew pot or crock pot before adding the rest of your veggies.

I use chicken broth with water. One can add dry wine or burgundy too…but that’s a different recipe.

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The Pioneer Woman has a ton of great recipes out there for free.

For seasoning, I just use a couple of bay leaves; be sure to remove them before serving. You can season your bowl of stew upon eating.

Crock pot

as you are browning your meat, start your crock pot with chicken broth and water…how much? how big is your pot? 6 quart? 8 quart? I would start with at least a quart of chicken broth. If you add boiling water, it will heat up quicker. Your crock pot can take 2-3 hours to get to simmering if all is cold. It will take 6-8 hours to cook in your crock pot. Start on high, then to low after it begins to bubble.

Preheat your cast iron skillet with nothing in it for 10 minutes on medium as you cut your meat.

When your meat is ready, toss in 2-3 tablespoons of butter and some olive oil, then your meat. Let your meat sizzle for several minutes before stirring.  When you turn or stir, add your sliced onions if desired. Cook for 5 more minutes, then put your meat into pot. Repeat, if you have a large batch.

You can add minced garlic to your meat as well, but keep it stirring.

Add your meat to your crock pot and cover. Now, leave it alone.

Don’t start timing until the meat is simmering, then add your first round of veggies after a couple hours; potatoes, carrots, onions and peppers…canned corn last with squash.

Personal note:

My favorite stew is very basic; beef, carrot, maybe one quartered onion, and potatoes. I cook these all day from the beginning.

I have been known to drain the stew when finished, make a gravy with the water/juice, and add it back to the crock.

A thickened stew is more tasty in my opinion.

One could experiment with cornstarch; perhaps 1/2 C water with 1/3 C cornstarch(depending on size of batch) mixed together, then added to bubbling stew. You will have to stir it in, leave it until it begins to bubble again.

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EZ Corn On The Cob

Corn on the cob is one of the most abused in cooking history. One can eat corn as it  is shucked. It does not have to be cooked.

Boil corn cobs? no way…roast on grill? there is an easier way…

For those of us who like our corn on the cob buttered, this is for you.

You will need

corn on the cobs, shucked

butter

wax paper

Smear butter on your corn cobs, and wrap with wax paper, twisting the ends.

Put individually in microwave for two minutes, and remove. Let sit a minute before serving, as they are extremely hot.

I just serve a platter full of wrapped cobs.

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Apple Cobbler

An easy recipe that uses a can of your favorite biscuits or roll dough.

Apple Cobbler

I used

6 apples..granny Smith, MacIntosh, Gala

½ C brown sugar

2 T cornstarch

1 tsp cinnamon

¼ tsp nutmeg

½ tsp fresh lemon juice

½ tsp vanilla

dash salt

1 C pecan and walnut halves

butter as needed

Can of Pillsbury crescent rolls

I added an extra ¼ C white sugar as my wife likes it sweet

I peeled, cored, pared, or coarsely chopped the apples, placing them in a large bowl, to which I added the other ingredients, except the rolls.

I stirred, tossed ingredients together, and put them in colander over the same bowl to save the juice.

I put the collected juice after an hour into a saucepan, and brought slowly to simmer for 20 minutes, or desired thickness Watch for boil over. Allow to cool completely. This will be a caramel like addition to the cobbler.

I added maybe a tablespoon of whipping cream to the caramel mixture, and 2 T unsalted butter, and cooked them in until thickened. Watch it, as it can burn. The caramel will get much thicker as it cools.

I used a 9×13 deep baking dish, and placed in it the apples. I had sprayed the dish earlier.

I put the pecans and walnuts on top of the apples.

I cut most of the rolls into quarters, and tossed them with melted butter, rolled them in white sugar, and placed them on top of the apples and nuts.

I drizzled the caramel mixture on top, and put in an oven preheated to 350°.

Since this recipe is a hybrid. I covered the dish with foil so to get the apples cooking without over browning the rolls.

I removed the foil after 30 minutes, as the apples were bubbling, and the rolls were not browned.

I added ten minutes to bake time.

That was enough.

The rolls are nice and brown, and it smells great.

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Alfredo Sauce

Admittedly, I did not appreciate Alfredo Sauce until I was in my fifties, after receiving a book The Joy Of Cooking

I urge you to to get this book. There are many editions, but you will find nearly every type of recipe out there, in there.

I serve Alfredo Sauce with fettuccine.

For Fettuccine Alfredo, you will need equal amounts of

fresh grated Parmesan cheese

butter

heavy cream; also known as whipping cream

How much you make will depend on how big a batch of fettuccine you are making.

For this example, let’s assume you are making a pound of noodles.

We will use

1/2 C butter (1 stick) not margarine

1/2 C grated Parmesan cheese (this is the one in the triangle package; not the can of pre grated cheese)

1/2 C cream

In a small saucepan on low heat, melt your butter.

You should be boiling your noodles as well. The timing must be right as you want to add your noodles to your Alfredo Sauce as soon as the noodles are done.

Add your cream, and stirring occasionally, until the mixture begins to bubble slightly.

Add your Parmesian now.

Stir in the cheese, again until it bubbles slightly.

Your noodles are just done. Drain them, but do not rinse. Pour about 1/4 C of  sauce mixture in bottom of serving bowl. Place noodles in bowl, and add rest of Alfredo Sauce mixture. Stir with fork and toss, and serve immediately.

The Parmesan will not melt completely. We like it that way.

I serve this with Chicken Parmesan.

The Alfredo Sauce with fettuccine does not re heat well, so it’s best to use it all in the first serving.

Notes:

since we do not rinse the noodles, it is critical that we add the drained noodles and Alfredo sauce into a serving bowl together, or the noodles can get real sticky..that would be bad.

I bake a chicken breast a couple hours before the fettuccine, cut into bite sized chunks, and add that to the finished Alfredo Sauce and noodles…

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Chicken Parmesian

This recipe is also from The Joy Of Cooking

You will need

boneless skinless chicken breasts

your favorite canned spaghetti sauce (unless you make your own) need about 1 C

eggs

flour

1/4 C grated Parmesian cheese; plus extra for topping

sliced or grated mozzarella cheese

bread crumbs

Italian spices; oregano, basil

olive oil for frying

I put my chicken breasts in a ziploc bag and flatten them with a rolling pin. A large breast will fill the bag. It’s OK if there are shreds on the edges.

Beat your egg(s) with 1-2 tsp water

Your dry batter mix will consist of grated Parmesian cheese, bread crumbs (avoid seasoned Panko…too much spice…plain are fine), a pinch of basil and/or oregano, salt and pepper.

Dip your breasts into flour, then into egg wash, then your dry crumbs,  making sure you get all of the breast coated. Do this for all breasts.

Heat 1/2″ olive oil in large skillet to 350°, or until the oil is “shimmery” and aromatic. If your oil is not hot enough, your batter will soak up the oil, rather than be fried by it.

About 2 1/2 – 3  minutes on each side will do.

In a glass oven pan, spoon a thin layer of spaghetti sauce into bottom that has been sprayed with cooking spray…don’t over do the spaghetti sauce.

Place a healthy spoonful of sauce into bottom of pan, and place breasts in pan. Sprinkle tops with Parmesian cheese, spoon a little sauce on each, sprinkle some mozzarella on each breast or a piece of a slice.

Repeat for all breasts. It’s OK to overlap them. Again, do not over do the sauce. Top all with another sprinkle of Parmesian cheese.

Put in preheated oven at 325, for about twenty minutes, covered until sauce is bubbly and mozzarella is melted nicely.

Serve with Fettuccine Alfredo.

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Wellness Tonic

This tonic, as I call it, is a general weight loss supplement as well as keeping one’s body healthy.

This stuff will keep you healthy if you take it daily. If your on a weight loss plan, it’s a great supplement.

Apple Cider Vinegar has an abundance of health benefits that I will not enumerate here.

I don’t recall where I found it, but it is not my recipe.

You may want to wear gloves during the preparation, especially when handling hot peppers, because it is difficult to get the tingling off your hands! Be careful, its smell is very strong, and it may stimulate the sinuses instantly.

Ingredients:

24 oz /700 ml apple cider vinegar; Bragg’s is one brand

  • ¼ cup finely chopped garlic
  • ¼ cup finely chopped onion
  • 2 fresh peppers, the hottest you can find (be careful with the cleaning – wear gloves!!!) I used 2 large serrano peppers. Do not de seed them. You want it hot.
  • ¼ cup grated ginger
  • 2 tbsp grated horseradish
  • 2 tbsp turmeric powder or 2 pieces of turmeric root, grated
  • 1 T ground cumin

Preparation:

  1. Combine all the ingredients in a bowl, except for the vinegar.
  2. Transfer the mixture to a Mason jar.
  3. Pour in some apple cider vinegar and fill it to the top. It is best if 2/3 of the jar consist of dry ingredients, and fill in the rest with vinegar.
  4. Close well and shake.
  5. Keep the jar in a cool and dry place for 2 weeks. Shake well several times a day.
  6. After 14 days, squeeze well and strain the liquid through a plastic strainer.  Squeeze well so the whole juice comes out. I used a tea towel that I had to throw away. The turmeric stains easily.
  7. Use the rest of the dry mixture when cooking

I urge you to pour 1 T of this into a half liter bottle of water, and sip throughout the day. When you get used to it, increase to 2 T in your water bottle. Shake before drinking, and use a straw. A nice amount at bedtime will aid in weight loss.

The horseradish root and turmeric root were hard to find, and a tad expensive since I only needed a little of each.

This made quite a bit as it filled three bottles.

It will settle. Be prepared to shake when pouring or using.

Add the juice of half a lemon to your glass from which you drink this with some water. It will be more palatable.

If your looking for some great articles on weight loss, try here

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Italian Dressing Chicken

This is a recipe that was popular back in the eighties.

My buddy calls it “blackened fowl”.

It is best cooked with bone-in, skin on, chicken breasts.

I used five big ones…leave intact.

Lemon pepper in your freezer zip lock bag; a couple table spoons

Add your chicken breasts, and sprinkle a little more lemon pepper on the breasts while in the bag…don’t over do the lemon pepper.

Add your Italian dressing to the bag (I use zesty Italian).

Bleed out the air and squish it around some to get the breasts coated.

Marinate for at last six hours in fridge before putting on grill, turning frequently.

I drain the breasts in a colander, and reserve the drippings to baste while cooking.

Now consider this:

This is oil. It will burn like an old lumber yard if it catches fire. Let your fire burn past the peak before placing these on your grill. It will take longer than burgers, because they are thick.

The skin will burn…don’t worry. It will be delicious.

Baste and turn often. Cover your grill if they catch fire (they will), but no too long so as to put out the fire.

If you think they’re ready, cut into thickest part of breast and check for doneness. Don’t over cook or they will dry out.

This chicken is excellent off the grill, and a great addition to a salad.

It can be eaten cold too.

One can also marinate the bags, and freeze one for another time.

It’s best to eat the chicken you cook. The cooked breasts do not freeze well…I don’t know why.

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Meat Loaf

The limitations of meat loaf possibilities are limited only by imagination

Basic Recipe

2-3 lbs of ground meat..all beef, chuck, or turkey, or pork or any combo thereof.

Filler

Usually, a filler is required. This can be a cup of cooked rice, oatmeal, crushed soda crackers, crumbled corn bread, bread crumbs…something to help soak up the  moisture generated by all the meat.

2-3 egg help hold that solid chunk of meat together.

1 tsp salt

1/2 tsp pepper

After that, use whatcha got

finely chopped onion…too big of piece and it will fall apart

finely chopped green pepper

oregano, basil, or what have you in the spice area.

For Italian style, or  Mexican style, use appropriate spices…don’t over do…watch the garlic as it can take over.

I have placed a chunk of mozzarella in the middle with pepperoni slices…

You can mix in bbq sauce with your meat…maybe 1/4-1/2 C no  more, or it will fall apart.

I always top with ketchup

Bake at least 75-90 minutes at 350°. Sometimes, I drain off the fat at that time, and put back in oven to finish crisping the outside.

Don’t over bake. After 90  minutes, watch closely, as it can get over cooked quickly without the fat.

I have a variety of loaf pans; cast iron, aluminum, Pyrex…various sizes to accommodate varying degrees of loaf size.

Three pounds of meat will require the larger pan, or two smaller ones.

If using smaller pans, decrease baking time by at least 15 minutes.

Serve with potatoes, gravy, and a canned veggie.

Leftovers may be sliced thin for meat loaf sammiches…

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Buttermilk Pie

Don’t let the buttermilk dissuade you from this southern treat.

It’s very sweet, and requires no crust.

Buttermilk Pie

1 cup buttermilk

Directions

  1. Mix well and pour into ungreased pyrex pie plate.
  2. Bake 350 degrees for 45 minutes or until knife comes out clean

The pie will make a very light brown edge that will serve as a crust.

 

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Chicken Fried Steak

Chicken Fried Steak

Who among us does not like a plate sized chicken fried steak, covered with gravy and smashed taters on the side?

From Ree Drummond

Ingredients

Chicken Fried Steak:

1 1/2 cups whole milk

2 large eggs

2 cups all-purpose flour

2 teaspoons seasoned salt

Freshly ground black pepper

3/4 teaspoon paprika

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

3 pounds cube steak (tenderized round steak that’s been extra tenderized)

Kosher salt

1/2 cup canola or vegetable oil

1 tablespoon butter

Gravy:

1/3 cup all-purpose flour

3 to 4 cups whole milk

1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt

Freshly ground black pepper

Mashed potatoes, for serving

 

Directions

  1. For the steak: Begin with setting up an assembly line of dishes. Mix the milk with the eggs in one; the flour mixed with the seasoned salt, 1 1/2 teaspoons black pepper, paprika and cayenne in another; and the meat in a third. Then have one clean plate at the end to receive the breaded meat.
  2. Work with one piece of meat at a time. Sprinkle both sides with kosher salt and black pepper, then place it in the flour mixture. Turn to coat. Place the meat into the milk/egg mixture, turning to coat. Finally, place it back in the flour and turn to coat (dry mixture/wet mixture/dry mixture). Place the breaded meat on the clean plate, then repeat with the remaining meat.
  3. Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the butter. Drop in a few sprinkles of flour to make sure it’s sufficiently hot. When the butter sizzles immediately, you know it’s ready. (It should not brown right away, if it does, the fire is too hot.) Cook the meat, 3 pieces at a time, until the edges start to look golden brown, about 2 minutes each side. Remove the meat to a paper towel-lined plate and keep them warm by covering lightly with another plate or a sheet of foil. Repeat until all the meat is cooked.
  4. After all the meat is fried, pour off the grease into a heatproof bowl. Without cleaning the skillet, return it to the stove over medium-low heat. Add 1/4 cup of the grease back to the skillet and allow it to heat up.
  5. For the gravy: When the grease is hot, sprinkle the flour evenly over the grease. Using a whisk, mix the flour with the grease, creating a golden-brown paste. Add more flour if it looks overly greasy; add a little more grease if it becomes too pasty/clumpy. Keep cooking until the roux reaches a deep golden brown color.
  6. Pour in the milk, whisking constantly. Add the seasoned salt and black pepper to taste and cook, whisking, until the gravy is smooth and thick, 5 to 10 minutes. Be prepared to add more milk if it becomes overly thick. Be sure to taste to make sure gravy is sufficiently seasoned.
  7. Serve the meat next to a big side of mashed potatoes. Pour gravy over the whole shebang!

Chicken Fried Chicken

Yep, you read correctly.

Use boneless skinless chicken breasts.

I put one in a gallon ziploc bag and pound it flat with a rolling pin

Follow the recipe

I also have been known to add 1/2C Panko bread crumbs to flour mixture.

One can also cut the flattened breasts into strips

I have found that soaking the chicken strips in buttermilk for several hours before dipping, adds an enhanced flavor. Yeah, it’s more work, and one has to let the buttermilk dry before beginning the dipping process. I use a wire rack for this.

Note:

Your local meat market will cut your tenderized cube steaks to the size you like. I believe the cut is from bottom round.

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Jalepeno Poppers

I don’t know why they call them poppers, but then I don’t understand guys wear shorts around their ankles.

You will need large, whole, fresh jalepenos

room temp thick sliced bacon; plan on one slice per jalepeno

cream cheese; I used the regular brick…softened helps spreading

toothpicks

Cut the stems off your jalepenos, then carefully cut them vertically in half. Use gloves; if not, be very careful about touching around your eyes for a while…and other places.

Scrape out all the seeds and the white pith; this is where the heat comes from

Fill the halves with cream cheese; try to keep the halves together

Put halves together, and wrap bacon around using two toothpick(s) to hold bacon around. Consider using a third to close the open end…I didn’t except the last one I wrapped from the small end then finished by pushing one through the bacon and the end of the pepper.

I put them on the grill. Turn frequently.  Remove when bacon is done.

You can pan fry them as well. I have not tried other methods; broiling or oven.

I use brick cream cheese because the spreadable cream cheese can get very runny when placed over a hot fire.

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Stuffed Bell Peppers

One of life’s little pleasures are stuffed bell peppers. Keto diet friendly.

The last batch I made I used

4 bell peppers; assorted colors

1 lb ground beef; your choice of chuck, beef, sirloin

1 medium onion

1 clove garlic, or to taste

grated cheese; cheddar, colby-jack, jack or whatever you like

taco seasoning

Coarsely chop onion while heating skillet. Add some oil or butter, and cook onions until barely translucent, then add beef. I added about half package of taco seasoning to beef. Then add garlic and cook until browned well. Drain.

Cut tops off peppers, and scrape seeds and pith (white stuff on sides). You may have to slice a teeny bit from bottom to help them stand up in your baking pan. I use an 8×8 Pyrex dish sprayed with Pam.

Preheat your oven to 350°.

Fill your peppers with the ground beef mixture, and top with lots of cheese. You can also put cheese in your pepper and put beef on top.

Bake 20-25 minutes.

They reheat well. Can also top with sour cream after removing from oven.

In the past, I have mixed in cooked rice with beef and add to peppers. It goes further, but is not on the Keto diet.

You could go with an Italian twist and sub the taco seasoning for 1 tsp basil, 1 tsp oregano, and pinch of cayenne with mozzarella and Parmesian cheese. Even a few pepperonis would add some extra flavor.

I have eaten these at a Mexican food restaurant, and they used poblano peppers. It was very good. I have not attempted to use the poblanos. They call them chile rellenos.

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Shrimp HQ

I have two shrimp recipes I am posting here. Both are from the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. cookbook.

Alabama Style shrimp bake:

1 C melted butter

3/4C lemon juice

3/4 C Worcestershire sauce

1 T salt

1 T coarsely ground pepper

1 t dried rosemary

1/8 t ground red pepper

1 T hot sauce

3 cloves garlic, minced

2 1/2 lbs large or jumbo shrimp

2 lemons, thinly sliced

1 medium onion, thinly sliced

Combine first 9 ingredient in a small bowl, set aside.

Rinse shrimp and drain well. Layer shrimp, lemon slices, and onion slices in an ungreased baking dish. Pour butter mixture over shrimp.

Bake, uncovered at 400° for 20-25 minutes or until shrimp turn pink. Baste occasionally with pan juices.

 

Bubba’s Beer Battered Fried Shrimp

1 lb large fresh shrimp

1/4 C AP flour

1/4 C cornstarch

1/8 t salt

1/4 C beer

2 T butter melted

1 egg yolk

oil for frying…I use peanut oil.

Peel shrimp, leaving tails intact; devein. Combine flour, cornstarch and salt. Add beer, butter, and egg yolk. Stir until smooth.

Pour oil to depth of 2 inches in Dutch oven. Heat to 375°. Dip shrimp into batter; fry a few at a time until golden. Drain on rack or paper towels.

Note:

I have had trouble getting the batter to stick to the shrimp.  It’s a mess, and the end product is a blob of fried batter with shrimp inside…it’s still delicious.

Use a darker beer. It will impart more flavor than a domestic light beer.

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Crescent Roll Turnovers

I got this recipe from The Pioneer Woman, Ree Drummond. No I do not have the link.

I have done this with peaches, but one could probably use apples as well, although the apples may not get softened enough. Other fruit would work too; blueberries, strawberries, raspberries. Still I recommend freezing them first.

Get yourself some fresh peaches; as big as you can find. You will need 8 slices.

A can of crescent roll dough

cinnamon

sugar

Peel your peach, and cut 8 large slices from it.

Flash freeze them. OK, lay them on a cookie sheet or sheet pan lined with parchment paper, and freeze them for several hours or  until needed.

Why? you may ask.

Have you ever gotten some really nice peaches,  bought a bunch of them, sliced them up and jammed them into a ziploc bag, only to have a peach iceball when you need them?

When you freeze them individually. they won’t stick together in a ziploc for longer term freezer storage.

Lay out your dough pieces on a cookie sheet

Take a peach slice, and roll it in cinnamon sugar, then roll it up in a piece of dough.

Repeat with all eight pieces of dough, and you may sprinkle cinnamon sugar on top of your turnovers if you like.

Bake according to directions on dough container.

Best when served hot.

Notes:

If you purchase a large quantity of peaches when they are abundant in season, peeling them can be a real pain

Blanch them.

Bring a large pot of water to boiling, like you boil spaghetti.

Have a large bowl of ice water standing by.

Drop 2 or 3 peaches in  your boiling water for 30 seconds. Remove with tongs and place in ice water.

Repeat for all peaches.

The peel will come off very easily after this.

Cling peaches cling like crazy to the pit, and can be difficult to section off. Still very doable, but more work. Cling peaches are more available, I think. Your grocery store or produce persons should know if which type they are selling.

Freestone peaches are easier to split. Sometimes we have to buy what is available.

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X’s Smashed Potatoes

Who doesn’t love a big pile of mashed potatoes with a well big enough to hold a large quantity of gravy? or butter? or sour cream? or grated cheese? or all of these?

For my smashed potatoes, I use either reds or Russets. How many you need depends on how many folks you are serving. Roughly figure 1 1/2 taters per person.

8 potatoes

1/2 C melted butter

1/2 C room temp half and half;;;not milk…not whipping cream

Cut out the eyes and peel them, placing in a large pot of water. Cut them into chunks; maybe quarters? You can leave them in pot for hours at the ready.

I start my timer when the taters are at full boil for about fifteen minutes. You may just cut off heat and let them sit until you are ready. The potatoes should be the last thing you serve as you want them hot.

Drain well. You man want to save some of the potato water for your gravy; maybe a cup or so.

I have been known to use an electric mixer for the next step, but feel free to use a potato masher if  you like.

I heat melted butter in m/w with half and half to temper it a little. Don’t be chintzy with the liquids.

Mash them to desired consistency, adding melted butter and room temperature half and half to make them creamy. The general consensus around here is slightly chunky.

Serve immediately.

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Homemade Gravy

I spent many years experimenting with making gravy with many failures. These were the days before the internet…school of hard knocks if you will.

Gravy

1/4 C fat from your juices or butter or oil or combination. I prefer butter; not margarine. It is easier to measure, and imparts better flavor than oil…IMO

1/4 flour

juices from turkey or chicken broth

water from boiled potatoes

little bit half and half

If you can separate the juices from bird; ie, fat from juices, by all means use the fat; but be sure to measure it. Avoid getting any liquid into your fat.

In saucepan, heat your oil or fat until hot. Add your flour and cook over medium heat until flour starts to brown, stirring constantly.

Remove from heat and add 2 C broth or juices. Return to medium heat, and stir until it boils and  thickens. You can add a little half and half to lighten if you like. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Basically, 1/4 C oil and flour with 2 C broth will yield about 2 1/2 C gravy. I always make double for holidays.

For a holiday turkey, I make a double batch of gravy for pouring over stuffing and turkey.

Anyone who doesn’t like gravy on smashed taters is a commie, and should be dealt with as such.

Remember equal amounts of fat and flour x 8 is your yield

1/2 C flour and fat, yields 4 cups gravy

mix your broth, potato water for your liquids to your desire…add only a couple of tablespoons of half and half if desired; it is not required.

If you are making gravy for beef, you may use beef broth for your liquid. I avoid the Banquet stuff as it really doesn’t add anything, and overdoing it will ruin your gravy.

There is no shame from using canned chicken broth. They sell that stuff now in cartons of varied sizes. Avoid using bouillon cubes as your broth. too salty.

If you are using juices from a roasted turkey, chicken, or pot roast, be sure to skim as much fat as you can from the juices. Pot roast juice gravy is some of the most flavorful ever.

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Cast Iron Skillet Apple Pie

I have not tried this yet, but here you go. Sure looks good, but a lot work.
Here is the link to the recipe

Cinnamon Apple Pie

Cinnamon-Sugar Apple Pie
Apple pie baked in a cast iron skillet is a real stunner. This beauty, with its flaky, tender crust, also works in a 9-inch deep-dish pie plate.
TOTAL TIME: Prep: 1 hour + chilling Bake: 65 min. + cooling YIELD: 10 servings.
Ingredients

2-1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1-1/4 cups cold lard
6 to 8 tablespoons cold 2% milk
FILLING:
2-1/2 cups sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
9 cups thinly sliced peeled tart apples (about 9 medium)
1 tablespoon bourbon, optional
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
Dash salt
3 tablespoons cold butter, cubed
TOPPING:
1 tablespoon 2% milk
2 teaspoons coarse sugar
Directions
• 1. In a large bowl, mix flour and salt; cut in lard until crumbly. Gradually add milk, tossing with a fork until dough holds together when pressed. Divide dough in half. Shape each into a disk; wrap in plastic. Refrigerate 1 hour or overnight.
• 2. For filling, in a large bowl, mix sugar, cinnamon and ginger. Add apples and toss to coat.
Cover; let stand 1 hour to allow apples to release juices, stirring occasionally.
• 3. Drain apples, reserving syrup. Place syrup and, if desired, bourbon in a small saucepan; bring
to a boil. Reduce heat; simmer, uncovered, 20-25 minutes or until mixture thickens slightly and turns a medium amber color. Remove from heat; cool completely.
• 4. Preheat oven to 400°. Toss drained apples with flour and salt. On a lightly floured surface,
roll one half of dough to a 1/8-in.-thick circle; transfer to a 10-in. cast-iron or other deep oven proof skillet. Trim pastry even with rim. Add apple mixture. Pour cooled syrup over top;
dot with butter.
• 5. Roll remaining dough to a 1/8-in.-thick circle. Place over filling. Trim, seal and flute edge.
Cut slits in top. Brush milk over pastry; sprinkle with coarse sugar. Place on a foil-lined baking
sheet. Bake 20 minutes.
• 6. Reduce oven setting to 350°. Bake 45-55 minutes longer or until crust is golden brown and
filling is bubbly. Cool on a wire rack.

Notes:

My past experience with making pie crust, leaves a whole lot to be desired. I must admit after trying this recipe, I think I have found a recipe that works for  my shortcomings. Lard is the key. You may ask “X, how does one measure 1-1/4 C cold lard?”

Good question. I will tell you. Remember out ol’ friend Archimedes? ‘Course you do. I used a Pyrex 1 qt measuring pitcher with 2 C plain water…measured exactly. Cut off a large chunk of lard from your brick and place it in the water. The displacement will tell you how much lard is floating in the water. Carefully cut off chunks until you have reached the 3-1/4 C mark, and you’re done measuring! Be sure your water is cold. The lard will not absorb water. You can pat it dry with a paper towel if necessary.

I did not take a picture because the pie was ugly. Still, the crust structure was very forgiving (unlike other recipes I have tried) and I pieced together patches to make it work. Be sure your lard rests at room temp for a while. It was too cold in my house when I made this, so it was a bit brittle. Don’t overdo the milk.

The juices collected in my batch were over a pint. Beware of heating it in too small a pot as mine boiled over when I stepped away from the stove for less than a minute. Still salvageable, I put it in a larger saucepan, and finished it. When it cools, it is very much like thin caramel. Don’t skimp on this step.

Be sure you have at least 9 C of apples. Don’t be cheap. I used a combo of Granny Smith, MacIntosh, and Cortland apples. I have a nice 8 C plastic Tupperware pitcher that I heaped with the pared apples, and the pie fell substantially. I don’t think this can be avoided.

I baked it on a half sheet pan, lined with HD aluminum foil for right at the suggested baking times. I did not brush milk on the top of the crust. It did not require any foil around the crust edge to prevent over browning…nice, that was a first.

The pie was delicious.

 

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Hash Browns

Ever tried to  make  your own hash browns from scratch? Only to have them severely browned on both sides, and raw in the middle? Me too. Frustrating.

Well, thanks to a buddy of mine, Tony TSquare, he gave me a tip on the secret.

Bake your potatoes first as  you normally do. Let them cool completely.

For breakfast, heat up your fry pan for at least 5 minutes, and let it get really hot. I set my burner on 6.

Meanwhile, grate your potatoes like you would cheese. I prefer red potatoes with eyes cut out and peel on. Take your pile of grated taters and make a thick pancake from them. Pat it down. Firm the edges. It wants to fall apart, but don’t let it. Add salt at this time; no pepper as pepper will burn.

When your pan is hot enough, throw 2-3 tablespoons of butter in your pan, and gather your tater patty with a wide spatula, and gently place it into the puddle of your melted butter.

Walk away for 5 minutes. It will sizzle and pop, and that’s OK. You want it crispy so it holds together when you turn it.

Before turning, put 5-6 blobs of butter on top, then gently flip it. Walk away. Give it 5 minutes minimum.

Remove it from pan. If you are successful, your hash browns are crispy on both sides, and hot and done inside.

Pepper now, and ketchup if desired. You may keep them warm in an oven if you are making multiple servings.

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Cheesecake

This recipe from Betty Crocker. I have made it many times, and it is  no fail, provided one follows instructions.

2 8oz packages cream cheese plus 3 ounces, softened to room temp.

1 C sugar

1 1/4 C graham cracker crumbs; or vanilla wafer, or shortbread

3 T butter, melted

2 T sugar

1/2 tsp vanilla

2 tsp lemon zest

3 eggs

My technique

Preheat oven to 350°.

First, make the crust. Crush your graham crackers, shortbread cookies, or vanilla wafers, and put in a large bowl. Add the 2 T sugar and blend well. Add melted butter, and blend with a fork or pastry blender. Evenly press crumb mixture into springform pan. Place in preheated oven, immediately reduce heat to 325°, bake for 10 minutes. Removed and cool completely on wire rack.

Using a stand mixer, I put in the softened cream cheese, and beat it on 2 for several minutes until it is creamy, scraping the sides of the bowl as necessary.

Add the sugar slowly allowing it to blend with the cream cheese.

Add the vanilla.

Add the eggs, one at a time giving them a chance to fully incorporate before adding next one.

Add the lemon zest……..Side note: I used fresh lemon juice instead of lemon zest. One could use a combo. My result was barely noticeable lemon flavor. Some say the lemon zest (2 tsp) is too much.

Pour into cooled crust, and bake at 300° for 1 hour. Mine was done in 53 minutes as my springform pan is dark and non stick. Edges will brown slightly and time to come out. Center will jiggle slightly. I turn off heat, and open oven door to reduce cracking for 10 minutes…it will likely still crack; mine does.

Let cool and top with your favorite or just plain. I like canned cherry pie filling.

Note: this recipe is for a 9 inch springform pan. I used a 10 inch. The filling is a bit thinner, but still delicious.

King Arthur Flour Cheesecake

2 8 oz bricks of cream cheese, softened to room temp

2 eggs also room temp

1 1/2 C crushed graham crackers, or shortbread cookies, or vanilla wafers

1/3 C butter, melted

1/4 C powdered sugar

2/3 C granulated sugar

pinch salt

1 tsp vanilla

Coarsely crush the crumbs, and put in large bowl. Add powdered sugar, salt, and melted butter. Mix using a pastry blender or fork.

Press into 9″ pie plate. I used a 9″ springform pan, ungreased.

I cut cream cheese into smaller chunks into mixing bowl, and put in granulated sugar, vanilla, and eggs. I used a hand mixer and mixed until  smooth.

Pour and spread  in your pan evenly, and bake in preheated 350° for 28-30 minutes.

I placed mine on a sheet cake pan to avoid scorching.

When I removed it to wire rack to cool, I placed the hot sheet pan on top to aid in finishing the baking.

Cool to room temp, and refrigerate a couple hours before eating.

My favorite topping is cherry pie filling, but by all means top with whatever you like, if you top at all.

If using a springform pan, run a knife around the edge before releasing the springform outside.

I urge you to use the baking sheet. My crust leaked butter into the sheet pan. Without it, you will have the smell of burned butter.

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Oklahoma Beans

When I was a kid growing up in Central Oklahoma in the sixties, my folks sent my brothers and I to ‘friends’ to watch us during the day while my mom attended college getting her master’s. We bounced around some from place to place, and one summer we were left with a family of white trash during the day.

I don’t know how we my folks knew them, or what their daddy did for a living, but for lunch every, we had beans and corn bread. I can still smell how the aroma of those beans filled the house as the noon hour approached…and now, you can too.

Overnight, soak 1 lb dry pinto beans with a tablespoon of salt; enough water to cover them; about an inch or so. The more beans, the more water. They will still soak up water as they cook, so keep an eye on the water level.

After 12 hours, drain and rinse well, and place in crock pot with again, enough water to just cover them.

I use a half pound of bacon, thick or thin your choice, sliced into half inch wide pieces. Cook them in a skillet  over medium heat until a lot of fat is rendered, and the bacon is just starting to brown and add it to the beans. Stir in gently.

Start timing after your beans begin to simmer, and simmer for four hours. Avoid stirring after this as it can break up your beans and cause them to split.

If you have to add water to boiling beans, be sure your additional water is boiling too, or it will cause beans to split, and take a seemingly endless period of time before returning to boil.

Salt your beans as you serve them, not while cooking.

I often place a whole carrot in the beans. Supposedly, it will reduce the gas effects. Regardless, it adds flavor.

This is a small recipe I use for my 3 qt crock pot. If I use my 6 quart, I use 1 1/2 lbs dry beans. A large pot on stove works well too.

I have found at the grocery store in the bacon section a product called “Bacon Ends and Pieces”. It is 3-4 lbs of bacon odds and ends. It’s a lot cheaper than 3-4 lbs of bacon, and just as good. I divided the whole box up into sandwich bags of 1/2 lb each, and placed all in a gallon zip bag and froze them. A single batch of beans, one bag…double batch two bags, etc.

Old fashioned corn bread is best with this.

1 c corn meal

1 C flour

1 C milk

2 T sugar

4 tsp baking powder

1/2 salt

1/4 shortening

1 egg

Preheat oven to 425°. Mix dry ingredients first, then add others. Blend slowly, then mix briskly for 1 minute. Pour into greased cast iron skillet or 8×8 glass pan for 22 minutes.

Note:

It’s always a good idea to rinse your beans before soaking as they may, and probably will, contain dirt or gravel. Be especially wary if you buy your beans in bulk from the “big barrel” at the store. This would require painstakingly manually sorting the beans on your kitchen counter to rid the gravel. Believe me, if you bite into a hunk of gravel, it will not be pleasant.

Be absolutely sure to rinse your beans well after you soak them to rid the salt, and possible loosened dirt particles. You cannot over rinse them.

Alternate corn bread method…oven preheated to 350° and bake for 33-35 minutes…

all ingredients are same except substitute 1C buttermilk for 1C milk…

1/4 c sugar for 2 T sugar..

2 eggs instead of 1 egg…

1/3 C melted butter instead of 1/4C shortening..

This is a very good moist cornbread…

I still use original for stuffing turkey

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Holday Ale

AHS Holiday Ale (21A) – Mini Mash
# 05682
If using pitchable liquid yeast, let the yeast warm up to 72 – 78 degrees F. The longer the yeast sets at this
temperature range, up to 24 hours, the *5682*
faster the beer will start fermenting.
READ THESE INSTRUCTIONS. VERIFY YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. SANITIZE EVERYTHING!
Make sure everything is clean to the eye. Then clean and sanitize using sanitizers like One-Step, Iodophor, or
Cleanitizer. If required by the manufacturer, rinse off the sanitizing solution thoroughly. In a 20 quart or larger
stainless stockpot, bring 2 gallons of water to 160°F and turn off heat.
1 1⁄2 lb Pale Ale Malt
Put the crushed grains in the grain bag:
8 oz White Wheat
1 lb Crystal 40L Malt
4 oz Chocolate Malt
Soak the grains in the hot water and maintain approx. 155°F for 45 minutes. After soaking the grains, dunk the
grain bag in and out of the water and then completely lift the grain bag out. Place a strainer over the stockpot and
then put the grain bag into the strainer. Pour 170°F water evenly over the grain bag using approx. 1 quart of water
per 2 lb. of grain. Allow the bag to drip (without squeezing) until nearly all of the water has dripped out, then
discard the grains, add 1 gallon of water and return to heat until boiling.
Turn off the heat once again and move the stockpot to a cool burner.
Add the malt extract and any additional sugars listed below:
5 lb Extra Pale Extract
Stir constantly to dissolve the malt extract. Return heat to the mixture once dissolved, stirring occasionally. The
mixture now contains a lot of sugar and can burn if not stirred. Heat the mixture to boiling. When the mixture reaches
boiling, it can rise very rapidly and boil over. At this time, reduce heat to control the rising foam. Once the boil is under
control, adjust the heat to a good rolling boil without boiling over.
Add the
bittering
hops and set your timer for:
4 HBU Pack
*Add the
flavor
60 Minutes
3 HBU Pack
hops for the last: 15 Minutes
Our Special Holiday Spice Pack
Add the
aroma
hops for the last:
5 Minutes
1 oz Saaz
*FOR YEAST FUEL AND/OR A WHIRLFLOC TABLET ADD AT 15 MINUTES LEFT IN THE BOIL*
Once the boil time has elapsed since the bittering hops were added, remove the wort from the heat and cool down quickly
to 80oF. A sink full of water with ice in it works well. You may need to change the water a couple of times because it will
warm up quickly. Ideally the wort should be cooled to 80oF within 15-20 minutes. You may want to use a wort chiller to
speed up the process. Once the wort has cooled to 80oF, pour this mixture into the sanitized primary fermenter and add
cool water to make 5 1⁄4 gallons. Vigorously stir the wort to make sure the sugars are well mixed with the added water.
Check the specific gravity of the wort using a hydrometer. Follow the instructions included with the hydrometer. The
hydrometer readings will determine the alcohol content of the beer and allow you to troubleshoot if there is a problem.
The original specific gravity should be approximately: 1.052Recommended Yeast:
Wyeast
White Labs
California Ale 001
*WLP001*
Dry Yeast
American Ale 1056
SafAle US-05
1056
Pitchable Liquid Yeast:
Let the yeast warm up to 72 – 78 degrees
F. The longer the yeast sets at this temperature
range,
**WLP00
*1056*
**
up to 24 hours, the faster the beer will start fermenting. Shake the yeast container well and pour into the wort and
stir/aerate well.
Put the lid on the fermenter with the airlock installed (fill airlock 1/3 with water). After 12-36 hours this mixture will begin
to churn and produce CO2. This is the yeast vigorously eating the sugar in the wort, expelling unwanted proteins and
fermenting the mixture into alcohol. If you do not see any activity after 24 hours, then remove the lid and vigorously stir
the wort with a sanitized spoon. If after another 24 hours you do not see any fermentation, please call us. After 5-7 days
since the wort started fermenting, the mixture will calm down and the excess proteins will settle at the bottom of the
primary fermenter. At this time, check the specific gravity to make sure it is within 3-4 points of the FG and then carefully
move the fermenter full of beer to a counter top. Be careful not to disturb the sediment on the bottom.
If the recipe calls for dry hopping, add these hops to the sanitized secondary fermenter at this point:
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You can move the primary fermenter several hours before you intend to transfer, so the sediment has a chance to resettle
to the bottom of the primary fermenter. Carefully siphon the beer into the sanitized secondary fermenter. Move the airlock
from the primary fermenter to the secondary fermenter. Make sure the airlock has enough water. Let the beer clarify in the
secondary for 5-7 days. If the beer has not cleared in 7 days, you can add Claro K.C. finings for beer.
Check the specific gravity of the beer using the hydrometer.
The final specific gravity should be approximately: 1.014
The original gravity minus the final gravity multiplied by 131 will give you the alcohol content of your beer.
Bottling the Beer:
SANITIZE EVERYTHING FIRST!!!
Make sure everything is clean to the eye and sanitize. Carefully move the secondary fermenter full of beer to a counter top.
Be careful not to disturb the sediment on the bottom. You can move the carboy several hours before you intend to bottle,
so the sediment has a chance to resettle to the bottom of the fermenter. Next you need to put 2 cups of water into a
saucepan and bring to a boil. Then add the priming sugar and boil for another minute. Remove from heat and let cool to
Pour the cooled sugar water into the plastic bucket (primary fermenter), and then transfer the beer from the secondary
fermenter into the bucket. Siphon the beer into the bucket trying very hard not to disturb the sediment on the bottom of
the fermenter. This will mix the sugar water and beer thoroughly. The yeast in the beer will ferment the priming sugar
and carbonate the bottled beer.
Flavoring to add before bottling
No Flavoring
Once the beer is in the bucket, place the bucket on the counter top. Attach the bottle filler to the end of the tubing.
Siphon the beer and use the filler to put beer in the bottles. Fill the bottles to the top. When you remove the filler, the
level of beer will be appropriate for capping. Proceed to cap the bottles and store in a dark place at room temperature.
Chill the beer when you are ready to drink it.
This handcrafted beer will taste best after
3 weeks
or more of storage.

Note:

This recipe will be heavily  modified before I actually brew it. I will not use the vanilla powder, and will instead flavor it with orange peel, cinnamon stick, and whole cloves. Amounts are TBD and will publish when brewed.

This recipe is horseshit. Some of the ingredients listed here are not in the kit.

Technically, this recipe kit is called Winter Solstice ale. I’m sticking with Holiday Ale.

ingredients

1.5 lbs 40L crystal malt

1 lb 4 oz two row malt

1 lb English crystal malt

1 oz Cascade leaf hops 7.3% AAU

1 Wyeast California Lager 2112 from a starter

orange peel; sour and sweet

whole cloves 6

cinnamon stick 2 in boil, 3 inches each

yeast fuel (can’t hurt)

8 lbs extra pale malt extract syrup

1 lb amber DME

1 lb alcohol boost (probably rice solids)

I heated two gallons water to 160 degrees, and added the grains in two bags, and steeped at 155° for 40 minutes.

I sparged that with 3/4  gallon of 170° water, then brought to 185°.

At this time, I added the malts and alcohol boost and stirred until dissolved. The liquid malts dissolve much easier than that DME, and I had no problem with foamy boilover…FYI.

I added one 3 inch cinnamon stick, 6 whole cloves, and a T of bitter orange peel at the beginning. I also took apart the yeast fuel capsule, and added it manually. I have seen those things lingering even after the brew was finished. One an also add some bread yeast. The boil will kill it, and the yeast are little cannibals; they will eat their own dead…it’s a little disturbing.

No other additions necessary until 45 minutes in when the Cascade hops are added.

Side note while I’m waiting…one of the jugs of malt syrup had mold on it. I probably could have left it, but I had so many things wrong already, I didn’t want to chance it, so I scraped it off with a spoon; along with a large glob of malt syrup.

At 45 minutes, I added the hops.

At the end of the boil, I placed the brewpot into my waiting washtub with ice water, and added two gallon zip bags of ice to the pot, and covered, stirring occasionally.

33 minutes after removing wort from stove, it was in the carboy, topped off to five gallons. Then the aeration for 10 minutes. I use a clothespin to hold the aerator tube off the bottom, and while placing said clothespin onto tube, I DROPPED THE CLOTHESPIN INTO THE WORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, heh heh, I managed to dig it out with another stiff tube like a scissor grab on it. Every once in a while, there is an unforeseen event that makes our brew unforgettable.

I shall dub this beer Holiday Clothespin Ale.

I can only hope that I can get the ferment started in record time so as to kill off any creepy crawlies that may have been on the clothespin.

The OG is a respectable 1.076. Not bad for a Holiday Ale. They should be strong, and not too hoppy or sweet, IMO. That would yield an ABV of 10%.

Our target gravity will be around 1.019.

Notes:

The liquid extract took a lot less time to dissolve, than 8 lbs of DME. This is considerable. Also, I had absolutely no problem with a threatened boilover with this patch. I attribute it to the liquid extract. Note to beginning brewers: 8 lbs of DME versus 8 lbs of liquid malt extract will give you a higher alcohol content, as the liquid already contains water, hence slightly diluting your malt.

This batch cool faster than any other brew I have done in recent years. The leap hops allowed a much faster pouring cooled wort into the fermenter.

For the starter, this batch I used 2 1/4 C water, and 3/4 C malt. It was definitely foamy when I pitched it.

Note to Austin Homebrew if anyone cares:

We, as consumers shop where we want. Part of homebrewing is trusting our suppliers. It takes time to build a trusting relationship. You have ruined it for me. You sold me old yeast, and moldy extract. You have a problem with your quality control. I suggest you act on it.

10/12

I racked the beer today to a 5 gallon carboy. The gravity is 1.020

It’s a little high, but should finish fermenting the secondary, if I let it sit a couple weeks. I added a couple ounces of sweet orange peel and a stick of cinnamon, trying to attain more of a ‘holiday’ aroma. Remember, out target FG is 1.018; more or less. There was lots of CO2 bubbles, so it has a little ways to go yet before bottling.

11/4/2018

I bottled today to another pack of same yeast, 2 C water, and 3/4 C corn sugar.

The gravity was 1.016.

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X’s Fruit Jell-O Tips

My wife loves the way I make her fruit Jell-O.

You pick your flavor of Jell-O and the canned fruit you will use.

First, drain the fruit of into a strainer, and save the juice in another freezer safe container. A small zip top bag works just fine, as you will only use it once. Get it into the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid, or almost.

In whatever bowl you will serve the Jell-O from, chill it in the fridge as well with the drained fruit.

When you are ready, here’s what I do…

In a microwave safe container (I use a 2 C Pyrex cup) measure 1 C water. Put in m/w for 2:30. Have your Jell-O packet opened and ready. When it comes out, it will be boiling. Slowly pour your Jell-O into the Pyrex while stirring, continuing to do so until Jell-O is dissolved.

Now add your frozen fruit juice, and ice cubes to make 2 C even. Stir until ice is dissolved.

Pour into your bowl and stir briefly, then chill in fridge. It should only take a couple hours before it has set.

I usually add a handful of pecan halves to the bowl before chilling, as my wife loves them.

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T-Square’s Irish Red Recipe

Irish Red
Ingredients:
6.6 pounds Northwestern amber malt extract
3/4 pound 60 degree L Crystal Malt
2-1/2 ounces Fuggles hop plugs (4.6% alpha)
1 ounce Cascades whole leaf hops. (5% alpha)
1 package Glen-brew ale yeast
1/2 ounce Irish Moss

When using liquid yeast, I always use a starter. I use a 1 liter Erlenmeyer flask (get a 2 liter if you haven’t got one; the more yeast you pitch to your beer, the stronger your ferment will be. Increase the water to 2 C and dme to 1 C), filled with boiling water to sterilize it. I boil about 1 C water with 1/2 C DME for five minutes, and add that to the sterilized flask, covering it with foil that has been torched by a Bic lighter, and allowing to cool completely. I add the expanded smack pack when cool, and allowed to sit a day before pitching. You will need a bung and airlock for your starter as well. Plan ahead. You want your yeast environment to be free of all bacteria before putting in your sterile yeast pack.

Your wort can safely sit for 24 hours after boiling and cooling, as long as your car boy has been properly sanitized.

An aquarium aerator helps in adding O2 to add O2 to the wort for maybe 10 minutes. I use a racking can to hold down the end of the hose inside the wort. I have not found an inexpensive airstone to use. The homebrew shops sell the stainless steel ones for around $30. I don’t use an airstone any more.

The next batch I make will use a Wyeast American Ale II a double pitch.

The second pitch I will do at bottling to assure a complete ferment and carbonation. Yes it costs more, but I have had batches crash at bottling, not having enough viable yeast left in the wort to carbonate. Use same amount of priming sugar. No starter needed.

 

I prefer to use DME instead of malt syrup as it makes a stronger beer. Syrup has a lot of water in it.

I do not use Irish moss any more, as I found that it made absolutely no difference.

My fermenter is a 6 1/2 gallon carboy. Pouring hot wort into it is not a good idea. I prefer to set my wort in a sink or wash tub with ice water, and add ice to the wort itself.

The Glenbrew yeast was not available from where I bought my supplies so I will use Wyeast.

Modifications

I prefer DME instead of liquid malt extract. I am using 7 lbs amber DME.

I am using 1 lb of 60L crystal malt.

2 oz Fuggles 2 oz pellets..4.3% AA units

Cascade whole hops 1 ½ oz…7.3% AA units

.7 ounce Irish moss…all I had..I figured and Irish beer? Irish moss ok. It was very old.

I am an old school brewer, and have it in my head to boil for a solid 60 minutes, with appropriate hop additions along the way.

We begin by bringing 2 gallons of water in a brew pot; I have a 5 gallon. A 7 gallon or even 6 would be better, to allow what’s called a full wort boil. Use what you got. I began brewing 20 years ago with a 3 gallon. One just has to add more water after cooling the wort.

Bring the water to 160º, and put in the grain bag. Start your timer for 30 minutes, and watch the temp of the water. Keep it below 170, and above 150 degrees.

 

While the grains are steeping, be heating up another pot with 1 gallon of water to 160 degrees. This will be for sparging (rinsing) when the grains are done. Get out your collander to rest on the brewpot for sparging.

Meanwhile, prepare the DME; cut open the bags. Lay out hops. Sanitize carboy. I use a 6 ½ gallon for the primary ferment, and siphon to a 5 gallon after the primary ferment is done.

When the grains have stepped for the thirty minutes, remove them and place in your collander over your brewpot, and rinse them with the other pot of water. Allow to drain. Do not wring it.

When draining is done, removed the collander and bring up the heat to near boiling.

Remove brewpot from heat completely, and add DME. Stir until completely dissolved. This is critical as if any lumps of the DME fall to the bottom and remain undissolved, they will burn and ruin the whole batch. Stir, stir, stir until you are positive all is dissolved. Then and only then will you return the brewpot to the burner, and bring to a boil.

At this point, you must watch it very carefully, and when the wort (unfermented beer) gets close to the boiling point, it will begin to rise up with foam.

You must remove it from heat to prevent a boil over. It’s the only way. You cannot stir it out. If you have ceramic top stove, slide the pot over off the burner. If you use a stove with elements, it’s better to just remove it, and place it back until the hot break is reached. That is where the wort no longer foams, and you can relax…a little.

The first hop addition was 1 ounce Fuggles at the beginning. Start your timer for 60 minutes. The second ounce of Fuggles was at 20 minutes.

I am adding a half ounce of Cascades at 15 minutes with the Irish moss, and another ½ oz Cascades at 5 minutes.

By now, you should be preparing your cooling station. I use a washtub with cold water and ice. I also add ice cubes to the wort to aid in cooling. The fast you cool your wort to room temp the better. I also keep a gallon or so water in the freezer to aid in cooling down the wort in the fermenter if necessary. A deep sink works ok as long as the cold water is even with the wort inside the brewpot.

Our goal is to get the wort as close as possible to the temp of the yeast starter we started a few days ago. If you wort is more than 10 degrees higher than your yeast, you will increase what is called “lag time” before the ferment begins. The quicker the ferment starts, the less chance we have of getting our wort contaminated.

Warm wort is like a bacteria vacation. Don’t let ’em in.

Remove wort from boil, and place in cooling vessel. I add bottle water ice cubes to the wort itself to aid in cooling. The vessel contains ice water as well. I use the brew thermometer to stir the ice cubes in the wort…carefully.

Keep the lid on, but you can stir the wort to evenly distribute the cooling wort. Be sure not to breathe directly into your wort while stirring. Our breath contains some really nasty bacteria that would just love to take up homesteading in your nice, sweet wort.

The cooling will take usually around 20 minutes, depending on how prepared we are.

Today, my target temp is 75 degrees.

I got it down to 75 after the agonizing filter-out-the hops-process. That is why I dislike pellet hops versus leaf hops. All homebrew shops are different, carry different types of hops; leaf hops, hop plugs (pressed leaf hops), and pellet hops which are chopped and pressed into what looks like cocoa puffs.

The funnel has a strainer in it to filter out the hops. It must be constantly scraped with the thermometer to allow the wort through. Yep, pain in the ass.

Now we must aerate our wort. After all that boiling, there is little, if any oxygen left in our wort for our yeast to eat, so we must add some O2 to it. In the past, I have just grabbed the carboy by the neck, and shook the hell out of it, but that doesn’t really add a lot of oxygen. This is a dual line aquarium aerator with an airline attached, using a stiff tube to support it and hold it in the carboy. I used a clothespin to keep the tip off the bottom. 10 minutes of this, and ’twill make our yeast happy.

Next, the original gravity (OG). This is important to know as it tells us the potential of how much ABV (alcohol by volume) our beer has. It will also tell us when the fermentation is finished…more or less.

Can you see where the hydrometer sits? It’s on 1.060.

I use a gizmo called “the thief” that allows me to pull a sample of beer out, and drain it into my hydrometer with little or no mess.

Our OG is a respectable 1.060. This tells us that the potential ABV is 8%. It won’t get that high, and that’s OK. The only way it would is if the wort fermented down to 1.000. If it did, it wouldn’t have any flavor. Champagne, ferments actually below 1.000 and some dry wines as well; high in alcohol, but low in flavor.

After checking the gravity, I pitched the yeast into it, and used the aerator for another couple minutes to mix in the yeast.

We will be hoping to attain a final gravity of around 1.015, which is about ¼ of OG. When the wort reaches this level of ferment, we are ready to siphon into secondary for clearing.

Given the troubles we had with our yeast, this could go horribly wrong, and have a slow take off. Ideally, I should see the airlock on this start to bubble by bedtime tonight.

Now, for the clean up.

Will update as brew progresses (or not).

18 hours later

Pleasantly surprised.

Update 8 days later

I racked off the beer today into the secondary fermenter. The gravity is at 1.015…nice.

Will bottle next week.

10/11/2018

I bottled the brew today with another yeast pack of same and 3/4 C corn sugar. FG was 1.018. I was able to bottle 20 22 oz bombers, 3 1 liter plastic bottles, 1 12 oz clear bottle, and one 16 plastic Coke bottle.

Side note

one must sanitize your equipment; fermenters, bottles, hoses, canes, everything that touches your beer or you risk contamination. I use One Step sanitizer. Ebay has it for $11 a pound and free shipping. Most homebrew shops either sell you 8 oz or 5 lbs. I have used One Step fro 20 years without any problems. 1 tablespoon per gallon of water; dissolve it, and rinse away. It is said that if you let your equipment dry after sanitizing, you do not have to rinse it.

One can use bleach too, but it must be rinsed again and again to rid the smell.

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More Tacos

One of my favorite comfort foods is tacos.

Heat up about 3/4 inch of oil in a cast iron skillet. Better to have a candy thermometer to measure temp to 350°. Don’t put it on much past medium or it could catch fire. If your cooking with gas…be really careful about spillage. Oil absorbs heat very slowly. Be patient. With 6 being halfway, I put mine on 7 until temp is reached, then back down to 6.

While your oil is heating, get your tortillas ready. When the oil reaches temp, begin putting them in the hot oil, one at a time for maybe 5 seconds each side. Place them on a plate with paper towel and allow to cool. Count on 4 tacos per person.

Meanwhile, cook your ground beef in another skillet. If you have a family, brown two pounds. I use McCormick taco seasoning available at your grocer. A whole pack is plenty. I also cook an onion in the pan with some olive oil then the beef. Add seasoning and stir until mixture is browned.

Additional condiments are grated cheddar or American cheese, chopped lettuce, chopped tomatoes, picante sauce, Ranch style beans, there is no limit of possibilities.

As long as we’ve got a skillet full of hot oil, you can fry tortilla chips. You can cut them like Doritos in wedges, strips, or whole for chalupas. Fry them until there is almost no bubbles coming up and salt and paprika them when removed. I place them in a large bowl with paper towels. Strips or wedges go in a 9X13 pan lined with paper towels.

Smear on your refried beans, then top with jalepeno or grated cheese, and put into toaster oven or broiler in your oven until cheese melts, then finish with lettuce tomato or picante sauce.

The best chips are home fried especially when you make the queso dip.

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Home Made Pizza Dough

Let’s face it; unless you’re a descendant from Italians, or worked in an old timey pizza parlor, or you live ’round the corner from a Shakey’s Pizza, you’re at the mercy of the world for pizza.

However, there is still hope. I found this recipe for dough, and even though one has to wait a while, the dough is manageable after it rises, which is a new one for me.

In all fairness, I found the recipe here, giving credit where credit is due.

The recipe makes enough for two pizzas, or one in a sheet pan, but limits your ability to call it “thin crust” which is what I prefer instead of “deep dish” or Chicago style.

The toppings are up to you, this is for the dough.

RECIPE (two 9-inch round pizzas)

INGREDIENTS

For the Dough:
3 1/4 cups all purpose flour
1/2 cup yellow cornmeal
2 1/4 tsp instant (rapid rise) yeast
2 tsp white sugar
1 1/2 tsp table salt
1 1/4 cups room temp water
3 TB melted butter
4 TB  softened butter
olive oil

Mix your flour, cornmeal, yeast, sugar, and salt together first in a mixer bowl, then add the water and 3 T melted butter. (I used my Kitchenaid Mixer. If you don’t have one, I would urge you to make the investment. I’ve had mine for over 30 years now.)

Using dough hook, mix until dough cleans sides of bowl, and clings to hook. Sprinkle either water or flour to gain this consistency…very important.

I put the dough in large oiled bowl and let rise for an hour or until doubled. Cover with plastic. I hit my oven for 1 1/2 minutes, then shut it off and place dough inside.

After it has risen, I punch down on counter and roll into rectangle, then fold on itself and divide in half, putting each half into a quart Ziploc bag sprayed with cooking spray. I then place in fridge. It will last two or three days in the fridge.

Allow to chill overnight, and removed an hour or so before building pizza, allowing it to rise  some more.

******Note******

I rarely let the dough sit in fridge overnight. I usually make dough around noon, leave in fridge, and bake pizza at 7 on same day. Be sure to let your dough come back to room temp for about an hour before final kneading and pizza build. I only use one dough package as there is only two of us…the other gets put into the freezer.

It handles easily and I use an aluminum pizza round pan, but use what you have. I place my pizza on bottom rack at 400 for 20-25 minutes.

I use canned spaghetti sauce; Ragu works well, but often the generic is cheaper. I add a spoon of sugar to the sauce. I usually heat and cook it on the stove. The sugar helps offset the acidity of the tomatoes.

Personally, I like pepperoni, grated mozzarella, mushrooms and black olives for my toppings. I have tried the Chicago style but have not mastered the technique so I do it the old fashioned way.

If you have more than 2-3 people, you could use a sheet pan, and utilize ALL the dough, spreading it evenly over the bottom of the pan. I would suggest a very light coating of olive oil on the pan, with some corn meal SPRINKLED in it before putting you dough on it. Double all your toppings; 2 lbs grated mozzarella, 2 packages of pepperonis, large can of mushrooms, and olives…just be prepared for the larger size with appropriate amount of toppings.

Could also use browned ground beef, maybe seasoned with some oregano and basil, cooked with onions and garlic.

I have also discovered that I can take one of the pizza doughs, and freeze it in a well sealed plastic wrap. Just remove it from freezer, and allow to thaw in fridge, and it is very manageable when thawed.

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Buffalo Burgers

If you have never had a charbroiled buffalo burger, than you have missed something delicious, and you owe it to yourself to try them at least once.

I mix 1 lb of ground bison with a pound of ground chuck. Mix in a large bowl by hand,  being sure to get the two meat well blended.

We add the chuck to add some fat as the buffalo meat is very lean, and if you do not add a fatter meat to it, they burgers will literally fall apart while you cook them on the grill.

I use a digital scale and measure 1/2 pound of meat per burger (that will give you 4 burgers). I put them in a cake pan, and chill them for a couple of hours.

When you’re ready, start your fire, and get it hot as the sun.

Put your burgers on the grill carefully, and cook them fast…but don’t burn them. If you’re really good, you will only need to turn them once. Don’t turn them too early the first time or they might break up.

I serve on giant wheat bun will whatever burger fixings you or your  brood like.

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Cubed Steak

This isn’t really chicken fried steak, but it’s very close.

Cubed steak; you know, the tenderized breakfast steaks? However many you want; figure two per person.

Get yourself a Dutch oven and begin to heat it on medium heat. I use an 8 qt with a dome lid.

While you are doing that…

I start by salting and peppering each steak individually both sides. Then flour generously each side.

When Dutch oven is hot, pour in about a half inch olive oil (depending on how many you have) and when the oil gets “shimmery”, it is ready…about 375°.

If your meat is cold, it will drop the temp of the oil quickly.

Put two steaks in at a time. No touching, and no touching sides of Dutch oven. Fry for two minutes each side. Remove and place inside Dutch oven lid resting nearby, and cover with heavy duty foil.

Cook steaks two at a time until they are all browned, leaving them to rest inside Dutch oven lid.

Add 2 Cups chicken broth (at least) to the Dutch oven, whisking up the brownings. When it begins to boil, add 1/4 tsp ground thyme and whisk in. You want enough  broth to completely cover your steaks after it is boiling.

Put lid on Dutch oven and place into preheated oven at 300° for 1 hour. Be sure your lid fits squarely or the broth will boil out and burn everything.

You can make gravy from the drippings, or the broth will have thickened and makes a nice thick sauce.

These steaks will really fall apart when taking them out of the Dutch Oven. No knife need to cut them. I always make more for leftovers, as they are also delish the following day.

Great with potatoes.

I got this recipe from Good Eats episode “Cubing A Round”.

notes…

The last batch I made took an entire quart if chicken broth to cover all the steaks..

I usually use a thermometer to keep track of the oil temp. It is not uncommon for the temp to drop into the 340s.

 

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Pineapple Cheesecake

This recipe is also from the Texas Coop Power Magazine.

https://www.texascooppower.com/food/recipes/pineapple-cream-cheese-pie

I substituted vanilla wafer crumbs for graham cracker crumbs (1 1/2 C). I crush mine with a rolling pin, and a gallon freezer zip top bag.

There’s a lot going on so be sure everything is prepped when you begin.

Speaking for myself, I usually bake my cheesecake crusts (10 min @ 325°) and allow to cool. Why? you may ask.

Because what happens to butter when you put it in the fridge? It gets hard.

If you mix your melted butter with your crumbs, and it doesn’t get baked enough, it will be like a rock to chisel out of the pan.

Will update this as mine is cooling now.

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Pecan Pie

I had never made one before, and did a little research before choosing. All my cookbooks had at least one recipe for pecan pie.

The recipe I used is from The Joy of Cooking because it used the most pecans (2C). I also substituted brown sugar for the white sugar with another tablespoon of molasses added. Also used 1/2 C light corn syrup, and 1/2 C dark corn syrup. I did toast the pecans, PIA as it may be.

I used a grocery store pre made crust, and let it sit out for half an hour to soften. I placed it in a Pyrex 9.5 ” pie plate.

Filling

2 C coarsely chopped pecans. I toasted them for 8 minutes on a cookie sheet at 375°, stirring three times.

3 eggs

1 C corn syrup (half light, half dark)

1 C sugar (brown sugar)

1 Tbp molasses

1/2 tsp salt

5 Tbp unsalted butter, melted

1 tsp vanilla or 1 T dark rum

I placed the pie crust in the oven for a couple minutes to heat it while I was stirring in pecans.

Mix well with wire whisk, and stir in pecans. Pour into crust, and bake for 35-45 minutes  until center seems quivery (like gelatin) when nudged (hey that’s what they said).

I goofed on mine by setting the temp at 350. I caught it with eight minutes left. Will update to see how I salvaged it…if at all.

Serve with whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.

If you must refrigerate, bring to room temp before serving (20 min?)

Update…

I check it at 36 min, and the crust was already over done so I pulled it. Will have to cool before verdict comes in. By the way, it was quivery all over.

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Cherry Coffeecake

I found this in the Texas Coop Power magazine.

http://www.texascooppower.com/food/recipes/cherry-nut-coffee-cake

Remember those cinnamon rolls/coffee cakes with all the icing your folks brought home from the grocery store? This reminds me of that. Nothing special. A lot of work, and it makes quite a bit too.

I don’t know what the difference would be if one were to let the dough rise, then continue like it was the next day. Seems a waste to let it sit in fridge…sounds more like “that’s the Auntie Em used to do it.”

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Easy Cheesecake

This was one of my mom’s secret recipes.

You will need

1 1/2 C either vanilla wafer or graham cracker crumbs

1/3 C melted butter

3 T sugar

1 pkg INSTANT lemon Jello pudding

2 C whole milk

1 8 oz pkg cream cheese, softened

Tip: you can hasten the softening of your cream cheese by placing your foil wrapped cream cheese inside a ziploc bag, and then into a bowl of warm water…

blend the butter with the crumbs. If using graham crackers, sugar while blending. Press crumb mixture into 9 1/2 inch pie pan, or round aluminum pan and bake at 325° for ten minutes. Cool completely.

To your softened cream cheese, add 3/4 C milk that has been microwaved 30 seconds. Using mixer, blend well with your softened cream cheese. Mix until smooth.

Add the remainder of chilled milk (1 1/4C), jello pudding, and blend until thickened. Pour into crust and chill until set.

X likes cherry pie filling for his topping.

Strawberries, cut up and mixed with sugar work nicely, as well as blueberries, peaches, or whatever you like.

Note:

I use my hand mixer for recipes like this.

My Kitchenaid whisk does not reach the bottom of the mixing bowl, and thus leaves unmixed batter behind.

A package of graham crackers used to be more than 1 1/2 C…now it takes more than one package to attain 1 1/2 C. Why? because even though you pay the same amount, you get fewer graham crackers.

That ain’t right.

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Cranberry Walnut Cookies

Cranberry Walnut Cookies

  • One stick each salted and unsalted butter, softened
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 2/3 cup packed brown sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tablespoon thawed orange juice concentrate
  • 1 tablespoon grated orange peel
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 2-1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 C Old Fashioned Oats (not the quick kind)
  • 1 teaspoon cream of tartar
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup dried cranberries
  • 1 cup chopped walnuts

Cream sugars with butter. Add wet ingredients and combine, then dry blend well. I used 1 C dried cranberries.

Bake 350 for 14-16 minutes.

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Potato Salad

I too was stymied, mystified about how to make potato salad, until I was into my thirties. A friend of mine’s mother gave me the direction I needed, and I have since refined it to a very basic recipe. One of the tricks is to bake your potatoes, and let them cool completely to room temp, then pop into fridge overnight to chill. I prefer red potatoes, with only the eyes removed. Scrub well, butter, and wrap in foil. Place in 400° oven for 55  minutes, and shut off oven and let cool. I use a toaster oven with no problem.

You will need

eight medium baked red potatoes, chilled

4 hard boiled eggs, chilled (I use one egg for each two taters)

a large dill pickle, I prefer polish style chopped coarsely

and/ or dill pickle relish

sweet pickles, coarsely chopped

and/or sweet pickle relish

Miracle Whip to taste with sour cream; half each?

yellow mustard to taste I squirt one and one half ring around the bowl.

options: unlimited

black/ green olives with pimientos removed, a dozen?

chopped crispy fried bacon, 3-4 pieces

celery, thin sliced/chopped

fresh bell pepper chopped

cut your  taters into chunks bigger than the end of your pinky.

Take your hard boiled eggs, and fork them into small pieces on a cutting board

add your pickles and or relish

Start with a big dollop spoon of Miracle Whip

a little sour cream works too (1/4C)

Use a bowl scraper to mix ingredients.

I have been known to add a little bit of green olive juice into the mix.

Cut your black olives in half.

Blend well.

Add cracked black pepper if you like.

Some top with paprika for the color.

Cover your bowl with plastic and push your plastic directly on top of the potato salad.  This will decrease condensation on the  underside of the plastic.

Serve chilled.

 

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Sweet Corn Bread

I got this recipe from Land O’ Lakes Cookbook,  now probably thirty years old.

1 C AP flour

1 C corn meal

4 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp salt

1/4 C sugar

1 C whipping cream

1/4 C oil

1/4 C honey

2 slightly beaten eggs

Preheat oven to 400°.

Mix the dry ingredients together first, then add the wet. Mix briskly with a whisk for twenty seconds, then pour into greased cast iron skillet; 9″.

Bake 20-22 minutes.

A modified version I have used substitutes buttermilk for whipping cream

1/3 C melted butter instead of the shortening

Bake at 350° for about 30 minutes. plus or minus…all other ingredients are same.

Notes:

The last few times I have made this, it has been raw batter in the middle, and over brown on the edges and top. The next time I make it, I will only use 1 egg, and back off on the sugar by…a tablespoon…If any of you try this successfully, drop me a line and let me know…thanks.

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X’s Scalloped Potatoes

So easy.

potatoes 2 lbs or more evenly thinly sliced; I prefer reds..peel and remove eyes..

chopped onion about 1/2 C

milk 1 1/2 C

flour 1/4 C

cheddar cheese 1 C

softened butter

layer taters, onion, and 1 T flour, and repeat layers, dotting with butter each layer, lightly salting and peppering each layer as well

scald milk and pour over entire dish,  cover, placing into preheated oven at 350° for 30 minutes. Don’t put your milk on cold, or it will increase baking time significantly.

Remove cover and bake for additional 60-70 minutes.

10 minutes before removing, sprinkle grated cheese on top and bake for 10 minutes.

You can expand this to fit a much larger casserole dish. I used an 8×8. As long as you layer each with each ingredient, you can make it as large as necessary to feed the crowd.

Scald milk? heat to almost boiling in m/w

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Southern Lady’s Cobbler

X has made this recipe several times, and it is a favorite of Mrs X.

The Southern Lady has made it clear that her stuff is copywrited so X wants no trouble with that type of infringement.

Iron Skillet Pineapple Cobbler

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1 (20 ounce) can pineapple chunks, drained (save 1/2 cup of the pineapple juice)

1 (10 ounce) jar maraschino cherries, drained

1 stick butter or 8 tablespoons or 1/2 cup

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon salt

2/3 cup white granulated sugar

1/2 cup milk

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

2/3 cup sweetened coconut flakes

1/2 cup chopped walnuts or pecans, optional

Spray a 10 inch iron skillet with cooking spray. Add the butter to the skillet and melt in the oven. In a bowl whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Add the milk, pineapple juice and vanilla extract to the flour mixture and stir to combine. Pour into skillet with melted butter and mix with a spoon. Sprinkle on coconut flakes, pineapple chunks, cherries and nuts. Bake in preheated 350 degree oven 35-40 minutes. Can brown top under broiler for a few minutes if you want it browned. Makes 6 to 8 servings. Enjoy!

Note: You could also make this in a 9 x 13 baking dish.

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Sirloin Tips and Mushrooms

This recipe is very close to beef stroganoff that requires sour cream instead of whipping cream.

I usually make a double batch

1 1/4 pounds sirloin cut into 1/2″ cubes

3 T butter

1 T veg oil

1 clove garlic, minced or pressed

3/4 lb fresh mushrooms, sliced (or 1 large can of mushrooms, drained)

1/3 C beef broth or water

1/3 C dry red wine

1 1/2 t soy sauce

2 t Dijon style mustard

1 t cornstarch

1/2 C whipping cream

Brown the meat in 2 T of the butter and oil and the garlic. When done, remove to covered casserole in preheated 275° oven.

With remaining butter, cook mushrooms until soft. Add to meat and cook for 1 hour.

If using canned mushrooms, drain them and add just before serving.

Meanwhile, add broth, wine, and soy sauce to pan. Stir up brownings until reduced to a glaze. Blend the mustard, cornstarch and cream and add to pan. Boil until thick and smooth. blend with meat until heated through.

Serve with egg noodles

I add cornstarch as needed to make thick sauce. 1/4 C with 1/4 C water will thicken nicely.

I normally use an entire blue container of mushroom per 1 1/2 pound of sirloin.

If the meat is cooked longer, it will be more tender. A different cut of meat will require longer cooking time.

Alternate method:

Brown the meat the same way.

I use canned mushrooms, and drain them, saving the juice.

Add juice to pan with wine and soy sauce. I add enough water or beef (or chicken) broth to cover meat and simmer covered, for two hours.

I drain that and make add the whipping cream, Dijon and cornstarch to it and bring to boiling; adding more cornstarch (mixed with a little water) to gain desired thickness, then add meat back and heat through.

Note:

the original method is the best for flavor. I brown the beef first, and simmer it in a covered pan on the stove for a couple of hours. I then use the juices from that as the beef broth in the recipe. If I have broth, I’ll simmer the beef in that with water; otherwise just use water. I avoid using bouillon  cubes.

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Carrot Cake

Don’t let the ‘carrot’ deter you from this delicious cake and frosting.

X has had no fewer than two marriage proposals from this recipe.

3 C grated carrots

1 1/2 C veg oil

2 C sugar

4 eggs

2 tsp soda

2 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp vanilla

1/2 tsp salt

2 C flour

1 C chopped pecans (if desired)

I have used baby carrots, but they are a lot of grating unless you have a food processor (I don’t have one). I buy a 1 lb bag of carrots, cut ends off, and peel them before grating and I use the entire bag.

Mix oil and sugar. Add eggs, one at a time and blend well. Add soda, cinnamon, vanilla, and salt. Add grated carrots. Blend in flour and nuts.

Preheat oven to 350°.

In greased and floured 9×13 pan, bake 55-60 minutes until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.

I have made 2 9″ rounds; that probably should have been 3, and baked 30 minutes; they were very full.

Using round pans, I trace out and cut a piece of wax paper to fit into the bottom of the pans. They will never stick if you do it this way, and just peel off the paper while it cools.

Frosting

1 8 oz cream cheese softened

1 stick butter softened

4 C powdered sugar

1 tsp vanilla

Blend cream cheese and butter well. Add vanilla. Blend in powdered sugar until all is dissolved.

Spread over cake when completely cooled. 

This frosting will allow you to have 1/2″ thick frosting. Not for diabetics or dieters.

Refrigerate and frosting will set better.

Freezes well if you cut it and wrap in plastic then foil.

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Powdered Sugar Icing

2 cups powdered sugar

3 Tablespoons milk

1 Tablespoon white corn syrup

1 Tablespoon melted butter

1 tsp vanilla extract

Mix well. I use a butter knife to mix and a Pyrex 2 Cup pitcher.  You may need to add a little more powdered sugar. You want the consistency so that it does not run off your knife. If it does, it will run off your cookie too.

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Jubilee Jumbles

This isn’t really a Christmas cookie but many recipients of said cookie appreciate them as gifts. From Betty Crocker.

Cream

1 1/2 C brown sugar

1/2 C shortening

1 C dairy sour cream

then mix

2 eggs

then mix

1 tsp salt

1/2 tsp baking soda

1 tsp vanilla

mix

2 1/4 C flour

blend well then fold in 1 12 oz package semi-sweet chocolate chips (about 1 1/3 C)

spoonfuls onto cookie sheet

bake at 375° for 9-9 1/2 minutes

Cool on newspaper.

Frost with powdered sugar icing.

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Oven Fries

You will need a preheated 375° oven.

I use a sheet pan for my fries.

I used 4 Russet potatoes this round. Peel and cut into finger sized chunks. If you prefer, you can leave the skins on.

In a mixing bowl, put a couple tablespoons of olive oil, a tsp of chili powder, a tsp seasoned salt, a sprinkle of basil, and your taters.

Toss the taters around until they are coated.

Bake 20 minutes, then turn.

You can also use sweet potatoes.

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You might consider spraying the sheet with oil as these stuck. They were good though.

I have used foil, but the taters always stick.

I fear that if I use a non stick pan, they will burn, but have not tried it that way.

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X’s Guacamole

Guacamole is another side that is personal and everyone has their own recipe.

This is mine

avocados, how many depends on how much you want to end up with. I got these at Sam’s, six of them for 3 bucks. Helluva deal.

X’s pico de gallo about half a cup or a chopped tomato

fresh squeezed lime juice, at least one teaspoon

salt to taste

I use a pastry blender to mash up the avocados coarsely, add lime juice, and fold in pico or tomato. My wife likes garlic salt on hers so I made her own batch. I leave it a little chunky.

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And now, I will divulge the secret to keep your guacamole from turning brown prematurely.

It is not the pits. Do not put the avocado pits in your guacamole. They will not make one bit of difference in keeping your guacamole green.

The secret is covering your guacamole with plastic wrap, pushing the plastic wrap against the guacamole, keeping oxygen away from it. All the way around. Bleed out as much air as you can.

Oxygen is the enemy of guacamole.

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This is not a permanent solution, but it will allow you to make your guacamole in the morning, and it will be nice and chilled by BBQ time in the evening.

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Snowballs

These are Christmas faves of my wife.

1 Cup softened butter (2 sticks)

2 1/4 C AP flour

1/2 C powdered sugar

1/2 C chopped walnuts

1 tsp vanilla

1/4 tsp salt

powdered sugar for rolling/coating

Cream together the butter, 1/2 C powdered sugar, and salt until well blended. Add vanilla and blend. Add flour slowly and incorporate well. Add nuts. (Notice, no leavening ingredients.)

Chill for two hours. I only chilled for one hour and the dough was not quite hardened in the center. Still, I went for it.

Preheat oven to 400°. Bake 8-10 minutes until set, but not browned.

Remove and roll in powdered sugar while still warm and store in Ziploc with powdered sugar until consumed.

Notes:

Using a dark cookie sheet will cause premature browning on bottoms. You may have to just put one tray on top rack and bake, checking at the eight minute mark or slightly before.

I used aluminum half sheets. You can get them at Sam’s; a pair for ten bucks.

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This batch made 30 snowballs. Many of these were about the size of walnuts; maybe larger.

I had 25 on one tray, I baked it for 10 minutes. They were just starting to brown.

The other had 5 or 6, I baked it for nine minutes.

From here they cool and into the Ziploc.

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X’s Standard Kitchen Rules/Laws…or they should be

One rule that we all know but don’t follow is to be sure all your ingredients are at room temperature before mixing; especially eggs and milk. The exception to this would be biscuits. You can put your eggs in a bowl of hot tap water for a few minutes to speed up the acclimation.

In my experience, a couple sets of Pyrex measuring cups are invaluable in the kitchen. A 4 Cup, a 2 Cup, and a 1 Cup are usually sold in a set. I have three sets.

A Kitchen Aid stand mixer is a must. I have certainly been down the road the hard way and made yeast bread and rolls by hand. It’s a lot of work and takes more time. The stand mixer is a great investment.

Whenever you make cookies and some breads and cakes, always cream your fat with your sugar first.

Baking quick yeast breads and quick breads: preheat your oven 25° hotter than it calls for as you will lose a tremendous amount of heat when you open that oven door. After placing in oven and closing door, set your thermostat back where it should be. (don’t forget)

If a recipe ever calls for nutmeg, you will get much more pronounced aroma and flavor by using a whole nutmeg and grinding the needed amount from the nut. I have a tool that is a zester that works well for that.

A whole nutmeg. Use a zester over a paper plate if you’re measuring, or hold over your French toast dipping mixture, or over your holiday egg nog.

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One can make sour milk as an almost buttermilk substitute by adding 1 Tablespoon of white vinegar to 1 C whole milk. Let it stand for ten minutes.

Baking cookies: divide the time in half. Put your tray on the bottom rack and start timer. When it goes off, put that tray on top rack and next tray on bottom and so on until all trays are done.

Plan, plan, plan ahead. If you need softened butter,  plan ahead. Melted is not softened.

Crisco sticks are handier than scooping and measuring shortening out of a can.

Before frying chicken, I soak the chicken in buttermilk for several hours; the chicken is more tender, and it will taste better.

Always preheat your fry pan before frying. Not on setting #8, but like six or five. Walk away for 10 minutes, then add oil and veggies or meat. Never put food in a cold fry pan.

Chef’s Privilege

The cook ALWAYS has the right to sample anything that is cooked, baked, fried, braised, broiled, or chilled; no exceptions…at least in my kitchen.

An observation: 1 Cup of sifted flour has less flour than 1 C scooped from your flour container by 1.4 ounces. If you must sift your flour, measure first, then sift it onto parchment paper or the like, then mix.

Never, ever burn garlic. Your dish will be ruined. You cannot hide the flavor of burned garlic.

I have discovered that a pizza stone in the bottom of your oven will help keep the oven at desired temperature. Just leave it on the bottom of the oven.

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Christmas Cookies

I have used this sugar cookie recipe for Christmas cut outs since the eighties.

Cream together

2 C sugar

1 C butter, softened

then

add 2 eggs and blend

1 tsp baking soda

1 tsp salt

1 tsp baking powder

1 1/4 tsp vanilla

blend

3 1/2 C flour

Blend well.

At this point, the dough can be chilled. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t.

Roll out dough on floured cheesecloth into a uniform thickness; 1/4 inch works well for me. I use a 1/4 inch wooden dowel on either side of my dough with a rolling pin to keep the dough to 1/4 inch thickness.

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I was unable to use my giant rolling pin as the cookie dough stuck to it, so I used my smaller one with a cheesecloth sleeve. Excellent.

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Flour your cutters and cut the cookies and place on cookie sheet.

Save your leftover dough and reintegrate and use again. I keep rolling and cutting until it’s gone.

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Bake at 350° for 8-10 minutes.

Cool on newspaper.

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Powdered Sugar Icing

2 cups powdered sugar

3 Tablespoons milk

1 Tablespoon white corn syrup

1 Tablespoon melted butter

1 tsp vanilla extract

Mix well. You may need to add a little more powdered sugar. You want the consistency so that it does not run off your knife. If it does, it will run off your cookie too.

Spread cookies and sprinkle with decoration. This frosting is soft enough that you can sprinkle right from the can/bottle/jar. You can also put sprinkles on paper plates and invert your cookie and press.

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I put them in the fridge on a cookie sheet to help the frosting set a little. If you don’t the frosting will stick to anything it touches.

You can use this recipe without frosting and sprinkles. Avoid rolling and cutting too by rolling into balls, dip tops in sugar, place on cookie sheet and flatten slightly with the bottom of a glass. Bake same way.

 

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Cranberry Bread

This bread is very good. It’s difficult to make. Freezing the cranberries makes it a little easier to deal with them.

1 C cranberries, grated or processed

1 1/4 C sugar

3 C flour

4 1/2 tsp baking powder

1 tsp salt

3 T fresh grated orange rind

1 C milk

3 T butter, melted

1 egg

1/2 C chopped walnuts or pecans

The original recipe calls to grate the cranberries which I did for several years until I got a small food processor. If you grate them, you will freeze your finger into numbness. Could grate them fresh as well…still hard on fingertips. Sigh. Seems like all us cooks do is sacrifice.

Pour 1/4 C of the sugar into the cranberries and set aside. Mix the flour, baking powder, salt, orange rind, and 1 C sugar together. The cranberries will juice up after 30 minutes or so, making a welcome addition to the thick batter.

It’s best if your ingredients are at room temp. I cannot emphasize enough how thick the batter is, and anything cold introduced to the batter will make it thicker.

Mix in your butter, egg, milk, and cranberry mixture. Fold in nuts. Batter will be thick. Do not over beat.

Pour into greased loaf pan and bake at 350° for one hour. Allow to cool slightly and tightly wrap in foil. Store for at least one day before serving to allow flavors to permeate.

Notes:

I mix my dry ingredients (including orange zest) in a stand mixer, until very well blended, before adding the wet ingredients.

The top will burst open as many quick breads do while baking.

If you separate into two smaller loaves, you must change your time accordingly. Start testing for doneness with a butter knife. Avoid over browning.

If done right, the end result will be a very aromatic bread and moist. I like mine with softened butter…cream cheese would work too..

Wrap well in foil, and it will freeze nicely.

I have found that the batter is much easier to deal with if one sifts the flour, instead of scooping it out of your bag or stash, sift it into your measuring cup before adding to batter.

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Chocolate Walnut Dollars

Great gramma’s recipe

blend

1/2 C shortening or softened butter

1 C sugar

add 1 egg, blend

2 Tablespoons milk

2 ounces unsweetened chocolate, melted

blend

1 tsp baking powder

1 t cinnamon

1 t vanilla

blend

2 1/4 C flour

blend well

add 1/2 C chopped walnuts or pecans

Blend well.

Form into two balls then into rolls about 12 inches long.

Place in wax paper and chill for at least two hours.

When firm, cut into 1/4 inch discs and bake at 350 for 12 minutes.

I melted the chocolate in my mixing bowl first, then added the butter and sugar.

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The dough is very dry. I used my hands to mix the last bit of flour and walnuts. It will try to crumble when you make the rolls. Patience.

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My mother made these every Christmas. She’d say “it’s not Christmas without ’em”.

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Cinnamon Rolls

This recipe is not a task for the faint of heart. The reward is beyond measure, and it is some considerable work. It will take you minimum three hours, and that is if all goes well.

Ingredients

7-8 C flour, I used bread flour but AP works fine

2 pkg dry yeast or 4 1/2 tsp dry yeast

2 C hot water or milk or mixture

1 C sugar

3/4 C warm water

1/2 C oil or melted butter

2 eggs beaten

1  tsp salt

1 Tablespoon sugar

cinnamon

brown sugar

extra butter

dental floss

Phase I: Making the dough

To 3/4 warm water dissolve 1 Tablespoon sugar, and add yeast. Set aside.

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Heat the 2 C water or milk and pour into mixing bowl. Add 1 C sugar, butter/oil beaten eggs and salt. Start your mixer on speed 2. I used a dough hook. You may also add 2 C of flour now.

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When your yeast is pretty foamy, add it to batter.

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Add remaining flour 1 C at at time until it forms a loose bowl; this should take 7 cups +-.

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Pour dough out onto floured board or counter top.

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Knead  dough for 5 minutes by hand adding flour as necessary to keep it from sticking to counter.

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I bring a flap of dough over the top and push it into the dough ball with the heel of my hand. Rotate 90 degrees, and repeat for 5 minutes.

Then form dough into ball so that no dry flour remains.

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Place in greased bowl. Cover with plastic wrap sprayed on inside surface with non stick spray (just in case). Place in warm place for 1 hour or until doubled in size. (I use the oven. I turn it on for 2 minutes, then shut it off before the dough goes in…just to heat it a little.)

Phase II: making the rolls.

When your dough has doubled, it’s time now to form our rolls

Punch down your dough, and turn it out onto the greased counter.

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I use Crisco and grease my counter top in the shape of a  huge rectangle approximately 30″ x 24″. Pour out your dough and roll it to fit the rectangle with even thickness as much as possible.

Take your melted butter and spread over dough with your fingers. Not quite to the edges, as it will prevent you from sealing the dough.

Sprinkle dough with cinnamon. Don’t get carried away. Cinnamon is strong stuff and it can cause indigestion.

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Sprinkle dough with brown sugar. I use my fist and crumble the brown sugar out the bottom. It doesn’t have to be perfect.

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Beginning at the side closest to you, begin rolling the dough towards the other side. Just move back and forth along the dough as you go. When you reach the other side, pinch the edge to the dough, sealing it.

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You should have at least 2 greased cake pans ready.

Using waxed dental floss, slide the floss under the dough to the desired thickness of the roll; about 3/4″ is plenty.

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Bring the floss ends across and pull them through the dough. Place your roll into the cake pans until you have cut them all.

Cover, place in warm place for an hour. (This batch took an hour plus twenty).

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Phase III: baking

Remove your rolls from the oven (if you used it to let them rise) and preheat the oven to 350°. Keep rolls covered until oven is ready. Remove plastic wrap carefully because the rolls can collapse if handled roughly.

Bake 18-22 minutes.

Brush tops with softened butter.

I turn mine out onto cookie sheets upside down to cool.

I usually get around thirty rolls, depending how thick you cut them.

Ready to go in.

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I didn’t get a pic of the finished rolls.

Note:

avoid using dark pans…the sugar will burn, and one has to almost destroy the rolls to get them out…trust me on that one.

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Peanut Clusters

A double boiler is very helpful with this.

You will need

roasted peanuts about 4 cups (other recipes call for Spanish peanuts. They have skins that come off while stirring…still tastes good)

almond bark or vanilla chips about a  pound

semi-sweet chocolate chips or bars

peanut butter

You can add paraffin too so they won’t melt in your hand…as fast. About half a slab should do.

Melt chocolate. Add peanut butter. Add peanuts. Drop by spoonfuls onto wax paper. Let cool.

This batch I used the leftover chocolate from the dipped ginger snaps and the bonbons with about 1/4 C peanut butter.

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Chocolate Bonbons

A double boiler makes this work much better. Don’t have one? Use a 4 qt saucepan with boiling water, and a metal bowl that fits on top.

Blend together

1 can condensed milk

1 stick softened butter

then

1 1/2 C powdered sugar

then

8 oz package of coconut

then

4 Cups finely chopped pecans

chill for two or three hours.

Form into balls about the size of walnuts, chill again.

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I rolled these a little big. There were 58 of them.

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Meanwhile, in double boiler melt 2 packages semi-sweet chocolate chips. Also melt about 1/2 slab of paraffin.

This is 12 oz of chocolate chips, 1/2 slab of paraffin, and a 1 oz chunk of almond bark. We will tip the boiler and dip in the deep end to completely coat our candies.

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When all is melted, using a toothpick or other suitable tool, dip bonbons into chocolate and place on non-stick cookie sheet to cool. Keep refrigerated. I used a half sheet with wax paper. My notes on the recipe say that wax paper is best.

I added another cup of chocolate chips to a total of 3 cups; maybe a little more, and I added the other half slab of paraffin…see note.

Note: This batch of chocolate dip was a virgin batch; meaning that it  was made from scratch. Normally, I use the chunk leftover from my previous use of the double boiler as the chocolate will keep almost indefinitely. Next time, I will use the leftover from this, and add more chocolate but not near as much paraffin. Make sense? The chocolate was way too thick before I added the extra paraffin.

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Keep several toothpicks about.

Dip quickly as the bonbons get warmer, they don’t twirl with the toothpick. Perhaps the flat toothpicks work better. I use another toothpick to push the bonbons off the toothpick onto the wax paper.

Makes about 100 if you roll them small enough.

They must be kept refrigerated as they will get very mushy if allowed to get to room temp.

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Pumpkin Bread

Tastes like pumpkin pie.

blend

3 C sugar

2/3 C oil

1 can pumpkin pie filling

2 eggs and blend

2 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp baking powder

1 tsp ground cloves

1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp nutmeg

(a whole nutmeg)

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1 tsp allspice

blend

2/3 C water

3 1/3 C flour

2/3 C walnuts or pecans

2/3 C raisins (if desired)

bake at 350° for one hour.

Makes two large loaves. Can use smaller pans. Bread freezes well.

This batch I used 4 small pans.

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If you go with smaller pans, start checking for doneness at 50 minutes. Use a butter knife, not a toothpick.

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Wrap in foil while still warm. Freezes well.

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X’s Ginger Snaps

 

Historically, ginger snaps are a hard cookie; hence the term snaps attached to the name. This recipe is a soft ginger cookie. Using oil instead of shortening makes the difference.

The recipe is for dipped cookie into a melted vanilla bark. Delicious.

Cream together

2 C sugar and

1 1/2 vegetable oil

then

add 2 eggs and blend

1/2 C molasses and blend

4 tsp baking soda

1 Tablespoon ground ginger

2 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp salt and blend

4 C flour and mix well

Roll spoonfuls into walnut sized balls, dip tops in sugar, and place onto a cookie sheet, and bake in a 350° preheated oven for 10-12 minutes.

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Cool on newspaper.

makes 50 or so. This made 58.

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If you dip…

In a double boiler, melt 2 12 oz pkg of vanilla chips, or vanilla bark with some paraffin  (for hardening).

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Dip cookies halfway and place on wax paper to set.

Note:

I used a half baking sheet with parchment paper, and they came out excellent. I cooked for 9 minutes, and we were fighting over them…almost. The non stick cookie sheets, being dark, can cause them to get overdone on the bottom. It’s worth the effort  to use the baking sheets.

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X’s Chex Party Mix

 

X’s official Party Mix Recipe

Preheat oven to 250°

Put large roaster pan in oven.

12 Tablespoons butter

2 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce

1 Tablespoon Tabasco sauce

3 tsp seasoned salt (I use McCormick)

9C Corn Chex keeping separate from Rice Chex

9C Rice Chex

2.5 – 3 C Planter’s Deluxe Mixed Nuts

Melt butter in 2C Pyrex measuring cup.

Add salt, Tabasco and Worcestershire.

I used 8 C Rice and 8 C Corn and 2 C Wheat

18 C total Chex; mix and match how you like. This is a double batch. That’s why 2 1/2C nuts, instead of 1.

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When oven is preheated, remove pan and pour in butter mixture. Be sure to scrape out all salt from Pyrex as well.

Add the nuts first. Lift one side of the roaster high enough so if you scoop the nuts to the high side, the slide back. Allow them to get good and wet in the melted butter mixture. Add Corn Chex next. Do this until pieces are coated well.

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Use your spatula, scoop from bottom and dump on top. It will slide down; trust me.

Add Rice Chex and Wheat (if used).

Bake in oven for one hour, stirring every fifteen minutes.

Pour on newspaper to cool and drain. Lift a couple of layers of newspaper up, and allow fresh paper to absorb oils from Chex.

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This stuff freezes well.

I use freezer Ziploc bags. Makes great gifts…if you don’t eat it yourself.

Note:

The only difference between mine and the Chex original recipe is the 1T Tabasco subbed for 1T Worcestershire. If you add “extra butter” your Chex will get soggy. I prefer not to use wheat Chex as they tend to get soggy anyway…you must maintain 18 C of Chex…too little Chex will yield soggy Chex Mix.

The last batch I made, I froze it all in quart Ziploc bags.

notes…

I abhor almonds, and any mixed nuts one buys has a bunch of them, so I customized my nut addition with a blend of cashews, Virginia peanuts, and Beer Nuts.

 

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X’s Apple Pie II

Somewhere out there I posted another apple pie recipe. This one is better.

The wife bought an apple slicer/corer for me, and I have used it a couple of times. The slices are too fat for pie so I cut them half-way down the center. The chunks are still pretty fat.

For a 10″ pie, I used 7 apples; pretty large I guess. I peeled them first, then used the slicer, then halved them.

I used a mix of Granny Smith, Macintosh, Fuji, Jonagold, Honeycrisp, and Gala apples.

Put them into a large bowl, and add 1/4 C sugar. Coat well. Put sliced apples in colander and let sit over bowl for 1 1/2 hours. Save juice.

Meanwhile, prepare crust. My crusts have to sit on counter for 20-30 minutes to become pliable.

Preheat oven to 425°.

Pour the juice into a small saucepan and heat it on low heat, and reduce by half.

Put apples back in bowl and add

1/4 C sugar

pinch/sprinkle salt

3 tablespoons flour

2 tablespoons apple jelly (optional)

1 tablespoon apple cider or apple jack

1 tsp lime juice

I ground up 1/4 tsp grains of paradise and added that to mixture; coat apples well. Set aside and prepare crust.

Place apples in concentric circles in crust, slightly mounding over the top of the crust.

If any more juice accumulates, pour it into crust as well.
Put a few dollops of butter around apples.

Put top crust on and crimp/seal crusts together.

Brush rest of glaze on top of crust. Cut slits; at least 5, with a large center one.

Do the foil thing around the edge of the crust.

Bake  for 40-50 minutes. Remove foil for last ten minutes or so (will depend on your oven).

Crust will get very nicely brown.

It must cool four hours before slicing. Your patience will be rewarded. Plan ahead.

This recipe is from Good Eats episode American Classics II. Alton Brown used his own crust baked in a tart pan.

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Cranberry Jello Salad

1 can whole berry cranberry sauce, chilled

1 pkg (3 oz) raspberry jello…sugar free is ok

1 8 oz can crushed pineapple

1/4 C chopped celery

1/4 C pecan halves ( I use closer to 1/2 C)

Drain pineapple and save juice.

Add enough water to make 1 1/4C juice. Boil and dissolve Jello into juice.

Bust up cranberry sauce and add to Jello.

Cool until it thickens some, then add celery, pecans, and pineapple.

Mix well and chill for 3-4 hours.

Top with whipped cream.

Note:

I use an 8×8 Pyrex baking dish for the finished salad. It speeds up the setting process, if the Pyrex is chilled before pouring in the salad.

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X’s Pumpkin Pie

X does not do pie crust and is not ashamed to buy the Pillsbury crust in your grocer’s dairy case. A man’s got to know his limitations.

For a 10 inch pie

1 15 ounce can of pumpkin

1 bottom pie crust (you can use frozen too)

2  beaten eggs

3/4 C sugar

1/2 tsp salt

1 tsp cinnamon

1/2 tsp ground ginger

1/4 tsp ground cloves

1 12 ounce can evaporated milk

Preheat your oven to 425°. Mix ingredients in order listed.

Pour into prepared pie crust.

Put foil around the edge of  your pie to prevent crust over browning.

Put pie on cookie sheet and bake 15 minutes, then reduce heat to 350° and bake for 40-50 additional minutes.

My notes on this recipe are as follows:

Leave foil on entire time…

After reducing heat, bake for 47 minutes…(my oven).

Place on rack to cool.

This recipe is from the label on the can of pumpkin pie filling. It’s as good as any, I think

 

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Azacca Single Hop Pale Ale

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Well, there it is.

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A true beer kit. a 3.15 lb bottle of gold malt extract, a 3.15 lb bottle of pilsen malt extract, some select crushed grains with grain bag, 4 one ounce bags of Azacca pellet hops at 10% AAU (kinda steep for my liking but we’ll go with it), White Labs WLP007 Dry English Ale yeast,

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and a one pound bag of Breiss Pilsen DME. This beer will get most of its color from the grains as the malt extracts won’t influence it much.

The instructions are different for the way I normally do partial mash so I’ll follow what they say.

Put grains in grain bag, tie it off, and place into pot with 2.5 gallons of water, and raise the water temp to 170°. In a separate pot, I heated 2 qts of water to around 170°. When the grain pot hit 170°, I pulled out the bag out and set it in a colander over the pot, then rinsed (sparged) the grains with the other pot of hot water.

Grains in grain bag steeping with temp probe set to 170°.

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Bring to a boil, then remove from heat to add the gold extract syrup. You must remove it from the burner or you will burn the extract. I don’t care how good you think you are, remove it from heat and stir until the syrup is dissolved. No body is that good…not even..heh heh…me.

When you’re certain it’s dissolved, put it back on the burner and return to boil. At that time add 1/2 oz of the  hops.

Full boil

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hop addition at beginning

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After this, we do nothing to the beer until 45  min into the boil. At which time we will add the other 1/2 oz of hops, and the other bottle of extract syrup, and the one pound bag of pilsen dme (see? weird).

At 60 minutes, we add an entire oz of hops before beginning the cool down process. (I think those brew scientists at Northern Brewer may have been oversampling their wares when they thought up this one).

Now is the time to prepare for the cool down. Get the carboy ready (6 1/2 gallon). Get aireator, and check on ice supply.

I have put a gallon of bottled water into the freezer to aid in expediting the cooling off process.

I have also decided to put the beer in the carboy and move it to the spare room before topping off with the water. That sombitch is too heavy to carry across the house with a full batch. I will also aireate the beer in there before pitching yeast. Will also take gravity at that time.

All kidding and joking aside, this has been probably the most frustrating beer I have ever made. Everything was going smooth until I was straining the @!X$*& hop pellets. Guess what? My funnel strainer, which I have been using fifteen years, would not strain the hop pellets because they are ground too fine.

That’s great. Now I have 4.9 gallons with beer with the rest as hop sludge. Wait! There’s more! I have to add two more ounces in the secondary fermenter.

It’s gonna be hell to filter out those hops.

OG was 1.050.

I can only hope that someone from Northern Brewer reads this.

See you in a week or so when I rack to secondary.

I’m anxious to put this one behind me. The only consolation will be if the beer is any good.

One more thing; the yeast looks like paste; you remember the kind you used to eat in kindergarten?

I saw my yeast chunks floating in my beer when I gave it a shake and watched them go round and round.

I misplace my dual line aerator which kinda set me off on this ran. I cannot imagine where it is. It should have been with the aquarium stuff…not. That leaves, well the whole world because I have no idea. I did have a cheap Whisper 200 that barely works.

Well shit. Now time to clean up.

Update: next day

At least it’s fermenting

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Update: 11/20/15

The ferment has stopped so I racked the beer today to the other 2 ounces of pellet hops. The gravity was 1.012 which is excellent.

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Right on target.

The instructions say to let sit two weeks in secondary, then bottle. This method of putting hops in secondary is called ‘dry-hopping’. It will give the beer a stronger hop aroma.

12/5/2015 Bottling Day

This day we have been anticipating for two weeks now. As you recall, we racked our primary onto 2 ounces of pellet hops for two weeks and we call this ‘dry hopping’.

I’m sure I will have another name for it like “another way for X to discover new curse words” as I have indicated it will be difficult to filter out the pellet hop granules. We have a plan of course, but no backup.

First of all, we must calculate the number of bottles we need. 5 gallons of beer is 640 ounces.

I have 16 fifteen ounce flip top bottles which is 240 ounces which leaves us with 640-240=400 ounces. I am also going to fill 5 1 liter bottles at 33 ounces each which comes out to 165 ounces leaving us 400-165=235 ounces. I could use another 16 flip tops which would take up the rest of the beer. However, I do not have room in my fridge for 2 cases of 15 ounce flip tops. So perhaps 4 two liter bottles will do as I can give those away; some are destined to be shipped.

Will have to make that decision by bottling time.

A decision has been made. I went with the 4 two-liter bottles instead of the extra case.

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Note the sediment which is mostly hop pellets. Will use a hop bag on the end of the siphon to filter. Beyond that, the bottles will just have sludge in them.

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12/4/2015

I bottled today to 3/4 C corn sugar and 2 C water.

I thought I had a small hop bag…I don’t. So I did not filter the hops. I set the racking cane in the center of the bottom (the bottom is slightly convex in the center). The standoff on the end of the cane kept the bulk of the hops from getting into the siphon. It also cost about a liter of beer I had to leave behind…seems all I do is sacrifice.

I did not check gravity.

I bottled to 16 16 oz flip top bottles, 5 1 liter bottles, and 3 2 liter bottles: one only half full which will be my sample bottle.

The beer has a nice color. Now we’ll watch for the carbonation. I’ve been kinda snakebit in that department in recent brews, having only one batch that carbonated correctly (Blue Moon).

Update: 12/9/15

Snakebit no more. This stuff carbonated overnight (not quite). I put it all in the fridge this morning for sampling tonight. The plastic bottles were rock hard. Time to refrigerate.

Opinion:

I am not a connoisseur in anything, I just know what I  like.

This is good beer.

It is a hoppy beer as defined by a pale ale style.

Not a lot of hop nose, but definite hints of pine in the beer itself.

I have since had a falling out with Northern Brewer. Buy from them at your own risk.

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Coming Soon: Another batch of beer

Azacca single hop pale ale. Have i already posted about this one? It seems familiar. Anyway, I was toying around with brewing a Holiday Ale and decided to do this kit instead. It sure looked good. Just under $60 with the White labs yeast and shipping.

I will probably brew this coming Monday as the beer is supposed to take six weeks before it’s ready. That would put it right after Christmas.

This will be very different from any beer I have brewed before; at leoast the technique will be, if I decide to follow it.

This brew uses cracked grains, no big deal.

It uses two types of extract syrup; 3.3 lbs each. One is called golden syrup, the other is pilsen malt syrup (shrug). The golden syrup is called to be added at the last fifteen minutes of the boil. WTF?

There are four ounces of pellet hops as well. The pain in the ass about pellet hops is that they are very fine and clog up the screen in the funnel. The recipe calls for 2 ounces of pellet hops in the secondary fermenter with no provision for ridding the beer of them say for “don’t pour the hop sludge into your mug when serving”. Not kidding.

If I’d have know this, I would not have purchased it.

The only way to sidestep the pellet hop issue is to use a hop bag in the secondary. It should contain most of the hops. Will do separate recipe post for the brew when I do it. Should be tomorrow, the 15th.

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Honey Wheat Bread

4 3/4-5 3/4 C all purpose flour

2 C whole wheat flour

2 pkg dry yeast (4 1/2 tsp)

1/3 C honey

1 C milk

1 C warm water

3 T butter

2 eggs, slightly beaten

1 T salt

1 tsp sugar

Add 1 tsp sugar to warm water with yeast; stir and set aside.

Put butter in milk and heat for about 40 seconds in m/w until butter melts.

When yeast is proofed, add mixture to mixer bowl with milk. Add eggs and salt and honey.

Add 2 C whole wheat flour.

Add rest of AP flour until dough sticks to hook and cleans side of mixing bowl.

Knead for two minutes, and place dough into greased bowl. Let rise until doubled in size.

Place into greased loaf pans and let rise again until double.

Bake at 350° for 35-30 minutes.

Brush tops with butter when removed from oven.

Proof your yeast and your patience will be rewarded.

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X doesn’t mess around with piddly 5 lb bags of flour.

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I’ve had this for 30 years. Worth every penny. X used to do it by hand but he graduated to the Kitchenaid.

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Ready to rise

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Doubled

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I shaped the dough into three loaves…yes, that is a cast iron loaf pan

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Rum Cake

I got this out of a little pamphlet the local liquor store gave out many years ago. It’s still the best one I’ve used. Use a bundt pan for this. From Bacardi.

1 box yellow cake mix

1 3 3/4 oz Jell-O Vanilla instant pudding and pie filling

1 C chopped walnuts or pecans

4 eggs

1/2 C cold water

1/2 C oil

1/2 C dark rum

Glaze:

1 stick butter

1 C sugar

1/4 C water

1/2 C dark rum

Preheat oven to 325°.

Mix cake ingredients together and pour into greased and floured bundt pan. Bake for 60 minutes or until done.

Let cool completely and invert onto platter. Prick top  to allow glaze to penetrate. Drizzle glaze over top.

Glaze:

Melt butter in small saucepan. Stir in water and sugar. Bring to boil and do so for 5 minutes. Remove from heat and allow to cool before stirring in rum.

Keep covered.

Note: be sure the Jell-O is Instant.

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Fresh Apple Cake

This recipe calls for the use of a bundt pan. If you don’t have one, go get one and don’t be cheap about it. I’ve had mine for thirty years. It’s worth it to get one that lasts. I haven’t tried other pans with this as the bundt is the way to go.

3 Cups chopped apples; peeled and cored

3 C AP flour

2 C sugar

1 tsp salt

1 tsp baking soda

3 beaten eggs

1 1/2 C oil

1 C pecans

2 tsp vanilla

Preheat oven to 325°.

Mix flour, sugar, salt, and baking soda. Add oil. Add eggs. Add vanilla. Add apples. Add pecans.

Grease and flour bundt pan.

Add batter evenly to pan. Bake 80 minutes.

Glaze:

1/2 C butter, 1 C brown sugar, 1/2 C evaporated milk. Mix and bring to boil. Remove from heat and add 1 tsp vanilla.

When cake is cooled, remove and place on platter. Drizzle glaze over.

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Strawberry Bread

I was leery to make this as it was the first and only recipe for fresh fruit bread I have seen (except for my fresh apple cake).

2 C fresh sliced strawberries

3 1/8 C AP flour

2 C sugar + 1 tablespoon

1 tsp salt

1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp baking soda

1 1/4 C veg oil

4 eggs, beaten

1 C pecan halves

extra strawberries for topping

Preheat oven to 350°. Butter and flour two standard loaf pans.

Place sliced strawberries in medium bowl. Sprinkle 1 T sugar over top; set aside.

Mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, baking soda together. Add oil to eggs, then to dry ingredients. Add pecans. Mix but don’t overdo. Stir sliced strawberries, then fold into batter.

Pour into pans evenly, and bake for at least 45 minutes. I used the toothpick test for doneness.

Let it on cooling rack for 10 minutes before turning out to cool.

Notes:

This is very liquidy and mine took an hour and twenty minutes before they were done.

Remedies:

Use 1 C  softened butter instead of the oil

Substitute whole wheat flour for the AP flour.

Doing this will decrease baking time so start checking at 40 minutes.

It was delicious.

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Dutch Oven Chicken and Rice Casserole

5 bone-in chicken thighs; use what you have

oil

large onion chopped

1 1/2 C rice uncooked

3 C chicken broth

1 can cream mushroom soup

1 can cream chicken soup

1 large can mushrooms or use 1 1/2 C fresh chunky chopped

1 1/2 tsp thyme

1 tsp paprika

1/2 tsp pepper

1 tsp season salt

pinch ground ginger

1/4 tsp garlic powder or a couple of minced cloves

Mix thyme, salt, pepper ginger, paprika, and garlic powder to coat chicken pieces.

Meanwhile, put soups, broth and canned mushrooms into separate saucepan and heat to boiling by the time Dutch oven goes into oven.

Heat oil (I used 1/4 C) in Dutch oven

Brown chicken pieces 4-5 minutes each side until all done. Then put chopped onion into oil for about a  minute.

I used a baster to remove excess oil. Add fresh mushrooms (if used).

At this time add rice, chicken, and pour soup  mixture over all.

Bake about 50 minutes at 350°.

This makes a very creamy rice mixture.

You can leave out the soups for a less creamy rice mixture without adjusting anything else.

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Blue Moon Clone

I am looking at making a clone of Blue Moon; a variation of a style called Belgian Wit.

Here’s the recipe and where I got it:

6.6 lbs light wheat extract (syrup)

1 lb Belgian candy sugar

1 lb two row brewers malt

1 lb white wheat malt

.75 lb flaked oats

1 oz Hallertauer leaf hops

3 oz dried sweet orange peel (last 10 minutes of boil) too much?

1.5 tsp fresh ground coriander

Wyeast 3942 yeast…a Belgian Wheat style yeast or Wyeast 3944, a Belgian Wit style yeast or White Labs WLP400 or Wyeast 1056 American Ale which is what I chose for this batch.

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Here where I live, the room where I ferment my beers peaks at about 85 degrees during the day. It may get down to very high seventies at night, but I am concerned that I will end up with phenolic flavors if the temp is too high.

I am considering using a wheat lager yeast; Wyeast Bohemian Lager 2124. With that, I could just pop the fermenter in the garage fridge, and I wouldn’t even have to use my external temp controller. That fridge is a side-by-side, and wouldn’t affect the freezer at all.

I am still pondering, or just take my chances and go with American Ale yeast.

Still, even the ale yeasts I looked at recommend a max temp of 65 degrees. I could put it in a room closer to the a/c return, but it still won’t get below 75.

I have posed a question on the above link to the recipe source to see if a lager yeast would work. I will await what he suggests.

Ed Kraus, the gentleman that handles the Q & A on this site said that  lager yeast would be OK but the beer would not be as fruity. Good to know.

I went with the Wyeast 1056. It was very fresh, and made a strong starter. The OG was 1.058.

I used 2 oz of the sweet orange peel, and 1/4 oz of the bitter orange peel. I read that stuff is pretty potent, and didn’t want orange beer.

It’s been a while since I used extract syrup, so I still used a blowoff tube on the primary ferment…just in case.

I put the fermenting beer into our spare room which stays cooler; around 75° as it is closest to the a/c return.

The yeast smack pack

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Sterilizing the Erlenmeyer flask

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Liquid wheat malt extract…7 lbs..looks like honey

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A couple pics of stages in the yeast starter progress

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Rockin’

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This pic taken this morning about 21 hours after setting beer in this room. Notice the krausen: only about 1/2 to 3/4 inch thick. Remember past batches? It filled the entire cavity and blew out the top.

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The temp is 77°, according to the thermometer. It is still cooler in this room than the kitchen and dining by at least 5°. The slightly cooler temp will make a difference in flavors that develop in the beer while fermenting.

I have considered just bottling when the target gravity is reached, instead of racking off and waiting another week to clear, but decided what’s my hurry? nuttin’.

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Racking day…check out the racking operation

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Going into a 5 gallon carboy from the 6 1/2

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Can you see the marking on the hydrometer?

You can see the 1.000 mark. The specific gravity is at 1.013 +- which is 1/4 of our OG…which is our target.

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When racking is completed, I moved the carboy back to the spare room which has been staying at around 75°.

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I put a t-shirt on the jug to keep out the sunlight. The window has curtains and foil on the glass, but a small precaution could keep our beer from getting skunky. The oils in the hops can react badly to direct sunlight.

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On a side note: one can reuse the yeast on another batch, I have done it. Timing was critical but I racked on batch off the yeast, and had a separately brewed batch ready to add to the yeast. The big brewers do that doncha know to save bucks. You don’t think they buy fresh yeast for each batch, do ya?

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The dregs, also known as trub, have viable yeast in it. There are ways to “scrub” the yeast as well.

Update: 10/9/15

The beer has cleared but also has begun fermenting again. I noticed bubble around the top of the beer yesterday. Not ready to bottle yet.

Update: 10/13/15

I bottled today to 2 C water and 3/4 C corn sugar. I used 6 1 liter bottles, and am shipping three to my cousin. North Texan if you want in on this, this is the time.

10/31/15

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I decided to try a sample tonight. It’s been just over two weeks since the beer was chilled. I have one clear Corona bottle that I use to see what’s happening to the beer when it’s been in the fridge. Most of the time, when it clears, it’s very close to being ready. It had a decent head and was carbonated nicely.

It tasted tart, and not too much orange. I did not put a slice in it as I fully expected it to be orangey…not. Will continuing to age improve the flavor? I don’t know. It is drinkable now, and it’s not bad at all.

I’ve had the beer now for a couple nights in a row. A quarter wedge squeezed into the frozen mug adds a little orange twang as the beer does not have much orange flavor. It has carbonated nicely and has nice head.

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Note:

The only way I can get discernible orange flavor is to squeeze orange wedges into the brew. I would add more sweet orange peel  earlier in the boil next time. Say 4 ounces at 40 minutes giving a twenty minute time for the orange to meld into the beer.

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Black Bean Salsa

So what’s the difference between pico de gallo and salsa? one may ask.

As I understand it, pico de gallo is made with fresh ingredients only.

Salsa involves one or more ingredients that are cooked.

This recipe is a pico de gallo with some cooked ingredients.

4 medium tomatoes

1/2 medium onion, coarsely chopped (I use the sweet variety)

2 serrano peppers, finely chopped with seeds

bunch of cilantro

juice of 1/2 lime

1 can of corn rinsed and drained (15 oz)

1 can of black beans rinsed and drained (same size as corn)

1 can of Herdez salsa verde

1/2 tsp salt

1 avocado

I remove the seeds and membrane from the tomatoes then chop them. I soak the tomatoes in the salsa verde with the serranos. Soak for several hours then drain.

Two whole serranos may seem too hot, but next time I will use three.

Mix ingredients and let chill.

I use it as a dip, and it can be used on a variety of tacos as well.

If you can’t find the salsa verde, you can make your own with tomatillos. Take six half dozen tomatillos, cut them in half, and put them under your broiler for 5 minutes, then turn them over for 5 more minutes. You can also roast an onion quartered and a couple of serranos. Save the juices and run them through a food processor.

If you cannot find tomatillos, just add a couple more tomatoes.

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Salsa Verde and Tomatillos

If you’ve never had fresh made salsa verde from tomatillos, then you’ve missed something.

Salsa verde makes a great dip for chips and even an addition to enchilada fillings.

Tomatillos are a special variety of tomatos that are grown in husks and stay green.

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Basically, you take your fresh tomatillos, remove the husks, and cut in half. Also quarter an onion, and a serrano pepper if desired (course you do).

Put on butcher paper and under broiler for 5 minutes. Turn all over and roast again for another 5 minutes. It’s OK if parts turn black. Save the juices too and put into food processor and grind until desired consistency. You can salt to taste and some fresh cilantro leaves if desired. Use the juices as well.

The tomatillos will make your salsa verde surprisingly sweet.

There are dozens of recipes out there.

This is also great for dipping tamales into..make it hotter by adding an extra or two serrano peppers.

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Chili con Queso

My failsafe cheese dip is as follows:

2lb brick of regular Velveeta: no substitutions

2 cans of undrained Rotel diced tomatoes with green chiles, original…they offer hotter versions

1 can jalapeño bean dip

Cut cheese into squares of more or less equal size. I stand my cheese brick on end after unwrapping it, and slice down into quarters, then take each quarter and whittle chunks off into a large microwaveable bowl.

Pour in your two cans of Rotel

Add your bean dip

Mix coarsely and put in microwave for 7 minutes.

Stir for several minutes, melting the larger chunks.

Microwave for three more minutes.

Stir until chunks are melted.

Stir, stir, stir is the best way to melt the cheese chunks.

It will try to “skim up” on you as it cools. Leave it on the counter and just stir it once in a while. The “skim” is the cheese on top cooling before the rest. Just stir it back in.

You can brown a pound of pork sausage and add it after the dip is prepared and warm.

Browned ground turkey with cumin could instead be a meaty addition.

I have used both. I prefer the basic recipe above.

You can use a crock pot, but it will take hours.

You can also do it on the stove top, but it cannot be unattended or it can burn.

I have also been known to add a couple of tablespoons of Wolf brand chili; no beans in my personal queso bowl.

I also like to add (if available) my homemade pico de gallo in my personal queso bowl.

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Pico de Gallo

The difference between salsa and pico de gallo is that salsa is cooked; pico de gallo is  made from fresh ingredients and stored fresh.

My personal recipe for pico de gallo goes more or less like this.

3-4 lbs fresh tomatoes

2 serrano peppers; more if you like it hotter, you can add several de-seeded for the color..I usually stick with 1 1/2, and scrape the seeds out of the other halved pepper. Be sure to chop the peppers fine…use a glove too or you will regret it…serranos are extremely hot…and unforgiving if you rub your eye…or “other places”.

1/4 C minced onion

1 T vegetable or canola oil

juice from a fresh lime; 1/2 lime if you use Persian lime

1-2 bunches of fresh cilantro, leaves removed and chopped

Cut the ends off your serranos and split in two. Depending how big they are, you may or may not want to de-seed one of them (it’s the seeds and inside that add the heat). Oh heck be brave and finely chop both of them, placing them in large bowl. NOTE: it’s easier to add more serranos later to add some heat, rather than get it too hot early…

Place your finely chopped onion with them.

Add your oil

Add your salt

set aside

Blanch your tomatoes if you like; I used to but it was too much work. Slice your tomatoes, then chop them finer with a sharp knife.

Add to your container of onion, peppers, salt and lime.

Pull the leaves off your cilantro. I know it’s a pain, but you can just chop it up stems and all, but you will have “chewier” pico de gallo with the stems. ( I have graduated to this route as leaf pulling is boring…just chop up the leaf ends, stems and all about half way)

Mix your ingredients well and chill for several hours…nothing wrong with a sample…chef’s privilege.

This will last about a week in your fridge.

Remember, you want this thin enough to dip tortilla chips into and scoop out large amounts piled on your chip. Too many big pieces will break your chips.

Note:

The last batch I made (today, Oct 18) I used 6 Roma tomatoes, 2 serrano peppers, maybe 2 T minced onion, half bunch of cilantro, juice of 1/2 lime, olive oil, and salt.

I did not remove the slime and seeds from the tomatoes. It was a lot less work than rinsing them under water…just sayin’. 1/2 serrano in its entirety, and the other 1 1/2 peppers were de-seeded.

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Various Tacos

One of my favorite breakfast foods are tacos. There are more kinds of tacos than I could possibly name. Usually, tacos contain two to three ingredients.

One of my absolute favorites is guisada tacos. Guisada is basically slow cooked beef with a thickened sauce…slightly spicy. I like mine with cheese; preferably cheddar.

This is the spice I use. This brand is out of San Antonio.

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You can get this from Ebay, if your local grocery store does not have it…

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One can use many kinds of meat; I usually use boneless shoulder, but sirloin would be very good, round, chuck would all work. Cut meat into chunks about the size of the last joint in your pinky finger…a couple pounds at least. Brown with some oil, then add enough water to cover meat, and simmer for two hours; covered. That will make the meat very tender. Then mix 5 tablespoons with 1/3 C water, and add to beef. Leave lid off, and cook off water until desired thickness is reached.

Grated cheddar, jack or even American cheese works.

For tortillas, I use the raw uncooked ones. Sure, you can use store bought; fresher is best. I have not yet perfected making tortillas from scratch.

Raw tortillas are cooked on a very hot pan for about 45 seconds per side.

I like to put the taco in a toaster oven in foil for about ten minutes to assure that the cheese gets gooey.

My other favorite is egg, tomato, and cheese. I scramble three eggs (no milk) and put into two large prepared tortillas, top with cheese, and put into toaster oven for 10 minutes, then put about half of a fresh chopped tomato. Ready to eat.

Combinations include and are certainly not limited to

eggs

chorizo

cooked potato

avocado

lettuce (good with guisada)

beans, make your own pintos or Ranch Style beans are excellent

Of course, fajitas cooked on the grill excellent tacos with cheese, lettuce, pico de gallo, sour cream…the list goes on.

 

 

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Sacred Heart Hospital Diet

This recipe was designed for patients who need to lose 10-17 pounds in a week, in preparing for surgery. Supposedly, if you follow this to the letter, it will cleanse your system of impurities. If you maintain it for several weeks, you will be a new person.

I followed this diet once to the letter, and I did lose twelve pounds in seven days.

Day 1

All the fruit you can eat except bananas. Cantaloupe and watermelons are huge because of their water content. If you stuff, stuff, stuff your chances of losing three pounds the first day are great. Apples, berries, peaches, nectarines, oranges…

Day 2

All vegetables. Again, eat until you are stuffed with all the raw and cooked veggies you can eat. Try to eat green veggies, and avoid dry peas, dry beans, and corn. You can also eat a large baked potato today with butter.

Day 3

Fruit and veggies all you want of each…no potato today.

Day 4

Eat as many as eight bananas today, and drink as much as eight glasses of skim milk, along with the onion soup.

OR

tuna fish and two bananas with the milk.

Day 5

You may have 10-20 ounces of beef or chicken along with 6 tomatoes on this day. Drink at least 8 glasses of water to flush the acids from your system.

Day 6

Fish, beef, chicken and veggies. Eat until content of meat and vegetables. No potatoes.

Day 7

Brown rice and unsweetened fruit juice and veggies. Again stuff, stuff, stuff.

Supplement every meal throughout the day with the onion soup.

For me, the roughest day was Day 2. My mouth was very sore from eating all the raw vegetables. I ate mostly raw cauliflower and broccoli. I cannot stand either of them cooked. So I suffer. I guess one could eat carrots too.

Plan ahead. Buy what you like that fits and go for it.

You’re not supposed to have any alcohol on this diet because of the calories/carbs in the alcohol. I cheated by drinking margaritas, and still lost weight. Exercise helps too, but not required.

 

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Onion Soup

This recipe is a supplement to the Sacred Heart Hospital Diet.

You will need a large pot; a couple gallon pot will do.

1 head of green cabbage

25-30 green onions

2-3 green bell peppers

2-3 tomatoes

1 bunch celery

2-3 bouillon cubes

Chop all the veggies and put them into your pot. Put in just enough water to cover. Bring to a boil and turn down to gentle simmer for 15-18 minutes…no more. Even less with the lid on the pot to help soften. The last batch I made was cooked to 12 minutes, and the celery still had some crunch.

Believe me, you do not want this soup to be mushy.

I eat this as a supplement when I am dieting. Eat as much as you want.

Your body will burn up more calories digesting this soup, than the caloric value of the soup itself.

It will change your bowel habits as well because of all the roughage.

Don’t add salt to it.

Don’t microwave it to reheat, as it will make the cabbage too hard. Just use a small saucepan on the stove.

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Corn and Cream Cheese

A quick and easy veggie recipe.

1 8 oz brick cream cheese

1/2 – 1 C milk

2 cans corn rinsed and drained

Jalapeño (black pepper may be used if you’re squeamish)

Chop the jalapeño and combine all ingredients in sauce pan on the stove on low heat. Add  milk as needed…not to thick or it will burn…not too thin. Heat through.

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Herb’s Quickie

I got this recipe from my Aunt Gladys. I don’t know who Herb is. This is a quick and easy recipe for a last minute dessert.

3 eggs

1 C sugar

1 C graham cracker crumbs

1 C chopped nuts

pinch of salt

Bake in 9″ buttered pie pan at 325° for 40-45 minutes. Serve warm with ice cream or whipped cream.

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Holiday turkey

Your turkey must be completely thawed before roasting. It takes days to thaw out any size turkey. If you have a 15 pounder plus, I’d put it in the fridge on Saturday, giving it days to thaw naturally.

I still frequently find that the turkey cavity is still frozen, in which case I run cool tap water through it until I am satisfied.

I was recently forced to use a 17 pound turkey for a dinner, with three days notice. I put the turkey in a 5 gallon pot and let it sit in cold water, aid in the slow thaw. We do not want the outside of our bird to be thawed when the inside is frozen…slow is the key. The last day before it is cooked, removed the wrapper, and soak some more, then do the brine overnight. The salt will speed up the process. After sitting in cold water for several hours, put the bird in the fridge overnight, and continue the next day. This is a guide; not a bible.

Do not salt your bird cavity if you are stuffing your bird.

I have been putting my turkeys in brine for the past several years with a lot of success. The bird is juicier and has more flavor.

I usually cook 20 lb turkeys. You may have to adjust the amounts of salt and sugar based on the size of your turkey.

2 C salt

1 C sugar

3-6 cloves garlic (three is plenty)

whole onion, quartered

1 T black peppercorns

1 bay leaf

pinches rosemary and thyme

I have a 5 gallon pot that I brew beer in. I dissolve the sugar and salt in about a gallon of water before putting the rest of the ingredients.

Dissolve your salt and sugar add some water. You can put the rest of the ingredients after you get your turkey in the pot. Cover and soak in fridge for 8-10 hours. No more than this. And if your bird weighs less than 18 pounds, put a little less sugar and salt as well.

Remove bird from pot when ready to roast. Rinse well and pat dry. Stuff bird with X’s stuffing. Also stuff neck cavity and secure with skewer.

Rub butter or olive oil on bird.

I use a Reynolds brown n bag…in a roaster pan…on a cookie sheet for support. Preheat your oven to 325°. If you have a meat thermometer, use it. There is no substitute. Heat until internal temp is 165°. Put probe in breast or thigh.

Tuck the wings under the bottom of the bird.

The turkey may get over brown on top of the breast and the tops of the legs. If so, make a aluminum foil tent, and  place over top of bird to finish roasting.

Bird is done when leg moves easily in joint.

The brown n bag has approximate cooking times. It comes with heat proof twisty ties. Don’t tie the bag shut too tight or it will explode. Leave it a little loose so the steam can escape.

Do stuff your bird. There is no substitute for stuffing from the bird.

Remove from oven. With some help, I usually snip the end of the bag and drain the contents for the gravy.

Gravy

1/4 C fat from your juices or butter or oil or combination

1/4 flour

juices from turkey or broth

water from boiled potatoes

little bit half and half

If you can separate the juices from bird; ie, fat from juices, by all means use the fat; but be sure to measure it. Avoid getting any liquid into your fat.

In saucepan, heat your oil or fat until hot. Add your flour and cook over medium heat until flour starts to brown. Remove from heat and add 2 C broth, juices and heat until it boils and  thickens. You can add a little milk to lighten if you like. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Basically, 1/4 C oil and flour with 2 C broth will yield about 2 1/2 C gravy. I always make double for holidays.

For a holiday turkey, I make a double batch of gravy; remember equal amounts of fat and flour x 8 is your yield

1/2 C flour and fat, yields 4 cups gravy

mix your broth, potato water for your liquids to your desire…add only a couple of tablespoons of half and half if desired; it is not required.

Note;

The last time I made this, I used juices exclusively from the bird to made the gravy. It was salty. The saltiness comes from the butter rubbed on the bird, and the stuffing. Perhaps use only half of your liquid for your gravy from the actual turkey juices.

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Chimay White Clone

I have successfully cloned the Chimay Red and Blue. My next attempt will be the Chimay White, known as a Belgian Trippel; or is it Dubbel?

Trippel it is

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Too bad it’s not 5 cents. A bottle this size from your local store is about $13. A five gallon batch will have about 30 bottles this size for about $60.

See? Homebrewing is not only fun, it’s economical.

There are lots of recipes out there and some are way off…like the one I was going to use. Further research caused me to change my plans and the following is what I came up with.

8 lbs Light DME

2 Wyeast 1214, one for priming

1 lb Belgian clear candi sugar

4 oz special B malt

4 oz torrefied wheat malt

4 oz caramel wheat malt

1 oz Styrian Goldings pellets

1 oz Hallertauer leaf hops

I boiled 2 C water and 1/2 C DME for minutes and let cool the night before.

I smacked the yeast and added it to the cooled starter at bedtime. It was ready the next morning.

First, I heated 2 gallons of water to 160°. Putting all the grains in a grain bag, I put them into the heated water and set a timer for 30 minutes.

Meanwhile, in another pan, I heated a gallon of water to 160°. I will use this to rinse (sparge) the grains when they are done steeping.

Try to maintain your steeping temp around 160°. It’s not going to hurt if it drops a little below, or a little above. Be sure it does not get over 170°, as this will bring out tannins and other undesirable flavors from the grains. Likewise, do not let it go below 150°, or all you have is hot cereal.

After the allotted time is reached, I use a large colander over the pot, and put the grain bag in it, then rinse the grains with the other pot of heated water. No rush.

When rinsing is done, I put the colander into the other pot and let it finish draining. I will add those few ounces of mash later in the  boil.

Also while this was going on, in yet another pot, I put the candi sugar with just enough water to cover it over low heat. Stir occasionally to keep from burning. Keep this warm and add the dissolved mixture at 50 minutes into the boil. It’s better if it’s boiling too or you will stop your main boil.

Now heat our now 3 gallons of water to close to boiling, and remove from heat. Add and dissolve all the DME. Be absolutely sure that every morsel is dissolved or it will burn, ruining the whole batch.

Return to boil, start the count up timer, and monitor closely until hot break is reached; about 4-5 minutes. After that, we can relax a little.

I use a yeast fuel and I add that capsule now.

At 30 minutes into the boil I added the Styrian Golding pellets; 1 ounce. (St. Celiena).

At 45 minutes, I added 1/2 ounce German Hallertauer whole leaf hops.

At 50 minutes, I added our dissolved candi sugar. Watch for boilover.

At 53 minutes, I added another 1/2 ounce German Hallertauer whole leaf hops.

At the end of the boil, I put the pot in the sink with ice water. I further added two ziploc gallon bags with ice in them (I make my own cubes with bottled water).  It took fifteen minutes to drop the temp from boiling, to 80°. Not bad.

I realize this particular beer is supposed to ferment at around 65°, but here in south Texas, the only way that would happen is if I cranked the a/c down to 60…not happening.

I poured the wort through a funnel strainer into a 6 1/2 gallon carboy. I added bottled water to make 5 gallons. I used an aerator for a few minutes, checked the OG, then pitched yeast starter.

The OG was 1.070.

For this particular style of beer, we’re not looking for an FG of 1/4 the OG. This beer should finish out almost to zero, as that is the style; a champagne like beer. It should be very dry with a light hop flavor and nose.

Now we wait.

Update:

It took about six hours for the ferment to begin. 24 hours later, it’s really going nicely.

Update 4/7

I racked today. The gravity is at 1.012.

A little CO2 activity when I tested the gravity.

I’ll probably let it sit at least another week to finish and clear, then bottle at that time.

Update 4/16

Bottling day today. I  have been rinsing and sanitizing the Grolsh bottles this morning; 30 of them at 16 oz each, a clear glass fliptop bottle that holds around 28 oz, and several plastic bottles that hold at least 32 oz.

I have boiled my 2 C water with slightly more than 3/4 C corn sugar, and it’s been cooling to room temp since early this morning.

I smacked my other Wyeast 1214 last night, and it has expanded successfully.

We are ready to bottle.

Update…all done. The FG was 1.010. I did not check it until after the corn sugar and yeast was added.

Update: tasting

This recipe does not taste like the commercial Chimay White. As I mentioned above, there were several recipes out there that varied greatly between them.

If I made this again, I would do without the caramunich and special B malt.

The beer tastes pretty good, and it is very strong. I suppose I should take a picture and post it. Will get back to you on that. It has a strong head and a mild hop aroma.

Avoid buying anything from Northern Brewer, if you have it shipped. Once they box it up, they wash their  hands of anything that may be wrong, especially if UPS screws up the delivery. They shrug and say “not my problem” and to hell with you.

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Blueberry Bread or muffins

All ingredients work better together if they are at room temp. I have not attempted the muffins, but a downward adjustment in baking time would be necessary…probably around eighteen minutes, give or take.

2 C AP flour

1 C sugar

1 T baking powder

1 tsp fresh grated orange peel

1/4 tsp salt

1 C whole milk

2 beaten eggs

3 T oil

1 1/2 C blueberries…I recommend fresh, but frozen can be done

Preheat oven to 350°

Mix dry ingredients first, then add wet ingredients. Stir just until moistened, then fold in blueberries.

Pour batter into greased and floured pans. Flouring is not absolutely necessary, but removal from pan would be easier. Bake for one hour if using one pan. If using two smaller pans, start checking at 40 minutes.

Muffins: grease muffing pan or cups if desired. Fill halfway. Start checking around eighteen minutes.

I haven’t tried, but you could sub one C of the flour for whole wheat flour and melted butter for the oil.

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Wrap bread while still warm in foil. Let rest at least one day before cutting to allow orange flavor to permeate…you’ll be glad you did.

If you make a full size loaf, and used frozen blueberries, you should add 5 minutes to the initial baking time. The blueberries will act as ice cubes, and make your batter colder, thus requiring a longer baking time.

It tastes as good as it looks.

Blueberry Lemon Bread

1 1/2 C fresh blueberries, floured with 1 T flour, set aside

zest of 3 lemons

5 T lemon juice

2 C AP flour

3 eggs, room temp

1 C sugar

1/2 C sour cream, room temp

1/2 C oil

1 1/2 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp baking soda

4 drops yellow food coloring

Glaze

2 C powdered sugar

3 T lemon zest

2 T melted butter

water as needed to thin out glaze to pouring consistency; but not too runny

Measure the 1 C of sugar into bowl, and zest lemons over the sugar. Then mix the zest into the sugar with your fingertips, releasing the oils and aroma.

Whisk in sour cream, 2 T of lemon juice, eggs, and oil.

In another bowl, place flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and whisk together.

Add the egg mixture, folding together, then add blueberries, folding in.

Bake at 350° for one hour to an hour and ten minutes, placing a tent over the bread after 40 minutes to prevent over browning.

Allow to cool for an hour before pouring glaze over bread, letting it run over the sides.

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Crispy Onion Rings

I forgot where I got this recipe. I think it was on You Tube somewhere. I have tried this and these are the crispiest damn onion rings I have ever had.

½ C flour

¼ C cornstarch

2 T instant mashed potatoes

pinch cayenne

1 C cold club soda

2-3 yellow onions ¼ slices; no thicker

2-3 C panko bread crumbs

350 degree oil for 2 ½ – 3 minutes

These will stay crispy for twenty minutes after they are done frying.

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X’s quick brisket

I do have a water smoker, but do not have the time or money to “experiment” with expensive brisket.

When X was a single man, I smoked  many a brisket in the water smoker, and it was a little work. Had I the money, I would get one of those ‘wood box’ cookers, and go into business.

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smoker3This is one like I have. What the heck; someone gave it to me. I have used a similar one with much success. The problems are these: the charcoal pan is at the bottom of the unit and must be completely filled twice to cook a whole brisket. One must removed both grills, the water pan, and then the charcoal pan to to this. The door in the side is just helpful to add water. It’s hard to fill the charcoal pan through the door. They sell this same type with an electric element to provide the heat. They work well, but have their own idiosyncrasies.

Remember when you could buy a cryovac for around eighteen bucks? Those days are gone.

The family likes BBQ beef and I have found another way to cook brisket with a very comparable taste and texture to smoked brisket.

First, you must make the sauce.

You can use market trimmed brisket, or a cryovac, which  you must trim yourself. I am a huge fan of Reynolds brown n bags. Get some for this; the ‘up to 8 lbs’ should suffice, if you cut the brisket in two; otherwise use the turkey sized bags.

If you use a rub, now is the time to apply it and decide how long you want to marinade it…if at all.

Everyone has their own rub…this is kinda of what mine is:

3 T paprika

1/4 C brown sugar

2 T chili powder

2 T black pepper

2 T seasoned salt

2 T cayenne pepper

2 T garlic powder

I usually smear a little olive oil on the meat before putting on rub. Marinading is better, but not required.

Next you must sear your brisket. A cast iron skillet is preferable, but nobody’s perfect. Heat your skillet on medium  heat until it is, well, very hot. Give it 5 minutes to heat up. Sear your brisket on all sides…say a couple  minutes on each side.

Meanwhile, preheat your oven to 250°.

I use a cake pan for the meat. Put your brisket in your brown n bag with a good portion of BBQ sauce on top of your meat. About 1/4 C water won’t hurt either.

Seal bag with enclosed zip tie, but not too tight. You want steam to escape.

4-5 hours is usually enough, depending on how much your final chunk of meat weighs.

You can, if you wish, put chunks of onion on your meat before you put it in the oven.

Your meat should fall apart when you remove it.

X’s other method of cooking brisket is as follows:

A cryovac brisket is a must for this one as is a large  (6 qt) crock pot. Also a couple of onions and 2 bunches of cilantro, chopped.

Cut your brisket into chunks as big as your fist, and put them in the crock pot. Quarter  your onions, and put them on top of the meat. Lastly, sprinkle your cilantro on top of the rest. Season as desired. You may also put a cup of BBQ sauce over the top of all.

Cover and turn on high. Cook for seven to eight hours.

When done, remove chunks and shred with a pair of forks.

An alternative method, but not so quick.

I bought a 9.7 lbs market trimmed whole brisket. I coated it with the olive oil, then the rub.

I did not sear it on the stove. Instead, I put it in a brown n bag with about 1/2 C BBQ sauce, then tied the bag shut.

In a large roaster, I put the brisket. Mine sat in fridge over night.

Preheat oven to 350°. Put brisket in for 1 hour, then reduce heat to 250°.

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Don’t forget your tablespoon of flour in your bag

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Add meat, and close but not too tightly.

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It was delicious

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X’s Peanut Butter Cookies

This recipe, also from the Norwegian ladies cookbook, makes a chewy cookie.

2 sticks butter, softened

2 C peanut butter (I use creamy, use what you like)

2 C white sugar

3/4 C brown sugar

2 eggs

2 T milk

2 C flour

2 tsp baking soda

Blend peanut butter and butter, add sugars. Add eggs, milk, and soda. Blend in flour.

Roll into balls and place on cookie sheet. With a fork dipped in flour, criss cross the cookies to flatten them.

Bake at 350° for eleven minutes.

Seal tightly when cooled.

After they come out of the oven, you may shove a Hershey Kiss into the center of the cookie.

Back in the seventies, there was a cookie called Ideal Peanut Butter Logs. These chocolatey coated crispy peanut butter cookies were delish. My brother would have mom buy those, and I can remember him stacking up a half dozen with a tall glass of milk, and he would down them before the next commercial. The company stopped making them, and my brother now has a hole in his heart where the cookies used to be.

I am going to try this recipe as the cookie base, and roll them and bake fingers, then dip them in melted semi-sweet chocolate chips and see how close I can come to the original.

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Chocolate Chip Cookies

C’mon! Who doesn’t like good old fashioned chocolate chip cookies?

This recipe also from the North Dakota cookbook.

1 C shortening or softened butter

3/4 C white sugar

3/4 C brown sugar (packed)

2 eggs

1 tsp hot water

1 tsp vanilla

1 tsp baking soda

1 tsp salt

1 1/2 C flour

2 C quick cooking oats

1 C chopped nuts, if desired

12 oz pkg semi-sweet chocolate chips

Blend sugars and shortening. Blend in eggs. Add soda, salt, vanilla, and hot water. Blend in flour, then oatmeal, then chocolate chips.

Preheat oven to 350°. Roll dough into walnut sized balls, and flatten slightly. Bake for 12 minutes.

If you use butter, the cookies will be moister. Shortening will make them crisper.

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Homemade Buns

Ahh. Who would argue that fresh homemade bread is a joy unbounded to the olfactory senses as well as the taste buds?

I have made many types of yeast bread over the years, and am always willing to try new recipes.

I have recently gotten into making buns. Hamburger buns, however, cannot be made with just any bread recipe.

My sourdough bread? buns are too hard and crusty

My Bert Porter bread? buns are too dense

My honey wheat bread? buns are too porous

Hamburger buns must be soft, and not too dense yet not to porous (IMO).

I have an old cookbook that my mom bought in the early seventies from a rural electric cooperative in North Dakota. I tell you, those Norwegian ladies know how to cook. For those of you who are familiar with this site, the cinnamon roll recipe is from this book as well.

I made these buns for the first time yesterday, and they came out the way a hamburger should be.

1 1/2 C hot water

3/4 C shortening or lard

2 T salt (I used only one)

1/2 C sugar

2 beaten eggs

2 pkg yeast (4 1/2 tsp) dissolved in 1/2 C warm water

7 C flour +-

Pour the hot water over the shortening, sugar, and salt. Allow to cool to lukewarm. Add eggs. Add yeast, then start adding flour. Mix until dough cleans side of bowl and sticks to hook.

This particular batch only rises once. I use sheet pans with parchment paper. Get the dough ready, and begin cutting out pieces of dough…about the size of a small orange. Pull the dough from top to bottom to tighten it, then press into your hand into a disc about the size of well…a hamburger bun. Use your fingers to help smash your dough into the round disc. Let rise as long as necessary until they double in size. Mine took several hours, but I changed the recipe for you. It should be more favorable and rise better.

Bake at 350° for about 16-18 minutes. Brush butter on tops when removing from oven. If you put butter on before you put them in the oven, they will have slightly crisper tops.

You can substitute up to 2 Cups of whole wheat flour if  you like.

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Just a few of the finished products.

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X’s Favorite Brownies

I wasn’t much of a fan of brownies…don’t know why… but I found this recipe, and it’s a hit around here.

3/4 C melted butter

1 1/2 C sugar

1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract

3 eggs

3/4 C AP flour

1/2 C cocoa powder

1/2 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp salt

1 C pecan halves if desired

Blend sugar and butter. Add eggs. Add leavening ingredients and vanilla. Add cocoa, then flour. Add nuts. I have put pecans on top or blended with batter. Both will bake fine.

Preheat oven to 350°. Bake for 40-45 minutes. If you use a Pyrex pan, check it starting at 38 minutes. 8×8 pan works fine.

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Favorite Banana Bread

I have been baking banana bread for thirty-five years. I have tried many different recipes over the years, and I have now settled in on this one. It has many variations.

3 bananas, mashed

1/2 C oil or softened butter( 1 stick)

1 C sugar

2 beaten eggs

1/2 tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

2 C AP flour or WW flour or combination thereof

1 tsp vanilla extract

1/2 tsp salt

3 T milk

1 C pecan halves or walnuts

Mash the bananas; a pastry blender is right handy

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Mix sugar and oil/butter first, then eggs, then leavening ingredients, bananas, then flour then nuts.

Pour into greased loaf pans, and bake at 350°.

Now for the variations:

If you use the WW flour and butter, start checking for doneness at 45 minutes…perhaps earlier.

If you go with oil and AP flour, it will likely take an hour to bake. I use a wooden toothpick to check doneness.

I use the slightly smaller disposable aluminum loaf pans, and I only use the butter and WW flour method. This method also will not cause the top of the loaf to “explode” during baking.

This batch (my preferred) is with butter and the WW flour

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Baking time also will depend on the size of your baking pans.

This stuff freezes very well.

 

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Coconut Cake

I got this recipe from Food Network’s Tyler Florence

It is baked in 2 cake pans, then they are cut in half creating a 4 layer cake.

Rather than type all the recipe, I am going to drop the link. I have made this a couple of times, and people who say “I don’t like coconut” are asking “can I have some more?”

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tyler-florence/white-coconut-cake-recipe.html

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Chimay Red Clone

A few years ago, I made a Chimay Red clone. It was so close to the commercial version that only a connoisseur could tell the difference. What is the secret? The yeast. The commercial version of this Belgian abbey beer is that it has live yeast in it.

My brother and I splurged and purchased several bottles (about $35 worth), and as we drank them, we saved the last half inch of each beer. I poured the dregs into an Erlenmeyer flask. Over the course of the next few days, I boiled a little malt each day, let it cool to room temp, and added it to the flask until I had close to 1000 ml of starter.

The rest of the recipe is as follows:

Chimay Red

7 lbs extra lite dme

8 oz. caramunich malt

4 oz, aromatic malt

1 oz. chocolate malt

1.5 lbs dark Belgian candi syrup

.5 lbs clear Belgian candi sugar

2 oz Tettnanger 4.8%

.5 oz Herzbrucker 2.8%

Wyeast 1762 for priming

Cultured Chimay yeast

Irish moss

Brewvint yeast fuel

Culturing the yeast

Monday, October 4, 2010

I boiled ½ c water and 2T malt, and let cool.

My brother and I drank 2 large bottles of Chimay red, and two small bottles.

I flamed the tops of the bottles, and poured the dregs from the bottles into one bottle.

When my wort cooled, I poured it into the bottle.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

I boiled 1 c water with 2 T malt, cooled and added to wort. I bought a 1-liter glass flask, so all went into that.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010. We have a little visible bubbling today. I boiled 1¼ C water and 3 T malt, cooled, and added to flask. The flask is covered with foil, and I have been shaking it whenever I pass by.

Thursday, October 07, 2010, I boiled 1 ½ c water and 1/3 c malt, and allowed to cool. There is much more yeast action today. I have also made another batch of wort consisting of 6 c water, and ½ C malt. When the small bottle cools, I’ll add it later. I’ll add the entire contents of the flask into the 1-gallon jug in the morning. That should give me a huge batch of starter. I may even make another small batch of wort tomorrow evening, and add it to the rest for an extra kick.

Friday, October 8, 2010

I boiled 700 ml water with ½ c malt, cooled and added to wort.

Saturday, October 09, 2010

Brew day.

I steeped the grains in 1.5 gallons 160-degree water for 30 minutes. I sparged with ¾ gallon 160-degree water.

I brought the mixture to a boil, removed from heat, and added and dissolved the malt.

After the hot break, I added 1 oz of the Tettnanger, and started the 1-hour boil.

At 25 minutes, I added the other oz of Tettnanger.

I added 2 qt of boiling water to the wort.

I added the Brewvint yeast fuel at this time.

I brought 1 qt water to a boil, removed from heat, and added the clear candi sugar. When dissolved, I added the dark candi syrup. I returned the mixture to a boil and added to wort at 50 minutes along with ½ oz Herzbrucker pellets.

At 52 minutes, the wort boiled over, and I stopped the boil, and begun the cooling process whilst cleaning the stovetop.

I cooled the wort to 73 degrees, added 1-gallon cold water from fridge, and enough bottled water to make 5 gallons.

I aireated the wort for 30 minutes.

The OG before pitching yeast was 1.076.

The starter was in the temp controlled fridge…I am hoping it was around 70.

I added the yeast starter (3/4 gallon) and the OG was 1.066.

It took 6 hours for the ferment to begin.

The next morning, the ferment was very active.

I put it in the fridge on the fridge side with a temp controller, set at 70 degrees on the freezer side.

The fridge side heated up to 80, so I put the beer on the freezer side, and left the controller at 70.

October 13, 2010

I racked today. The gravity was an unbelievable 1.012! So much for the “slower fermenting Trappist Ale yeast”!

October 23, 2010

I bottled today to 2 C water, ¾ C corn sugar with an extra tablespoon, as there was a tad more than 5 gallons, and Wyeast 1762, Belgian Abbey II yeast, which was smacked the night before. The FG was 1.010.

This beer tastes so close to the original version, my brother cannot tell the difference. It is very good.

Avoid making any brew supply purchases from Northern Brewer out of Minnesota. I recently had a bad experience buying Wyeast from them, and it looks like I am screwed. Here I am with an entire batcb of beer waiting to be brewed, and my Wyeast pack did not expand well, nor did it take off in the starter. Avoid these clowns.

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Oven chicken thighs

Preheat your oven to 350°. I use a cookie sheet with a wire rack to allow juices to drain off.

Boneless or bone-in; makes no difference. Sprinkle seasoned salt on both sides of your chicken pieces. You can also put on BBQ sauce on both sides of your thighs.

Bake for 20 minutes, and turn over putting more sauce on thighs. Bake again for 20 minutes, and turn again adding more sauce.

An easy recipe that require little monitoring. Kids love ’em.

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X’s BBQ Sauce

I’ve used this for over thirty years, and have not changed it. It’s a sweet sauce.

1 8 0z can tomato sauce

1 tomato sauce can filled with catchup

3/4 C brown sugar

1/4 C apple cider vinegar

1 T Colgin Hickory flavored smoke sauce

Blend all ingredients in small saucepan over low-medium heat. Stir as necessary until bubbly. It will keep in your fridge for several months.

This is great for a condiment on burgers, brisket, or chicken in your oven see next recipe.

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Chowder

I only make this recipe when the weather is cooler as it is very warming. It’s also pretty easy to make.

Ingredients are as follows:

3-4 medium potatoes…peeled or not, your call

1 C coarsely chopped onion

1 can cream of mushroom soup or cream of chicken

1 1/4 cup milk

1 C dairy sour cream

bacon, 8 slices cut into 1 inch pieces (I use thick sliced)

15 oz can of corn, rinsed and drained well

1/4 tsp thyme

1/4 tsp pepper

I frequently double the recipe as it never lasts long around here.

Use at least 8 strips of bacon cut into about one inch squares, and put them into a large saucepan and get some fat rendered before adding your taters and onion. Today, I removed the bacon pieces after they were almost crispy to allow more hot surface area to cook the taters and onions. I put the bacon pieces into the sour cream mixture.

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Cube the taters into 1/2 inch cubes, and prep your onion. Cook the taters and onion in your bacon grease until the taters and done. Stir frequently. (I used 5 C of taters today and 2 C chopped onion.)

If you use Russets, they will fall apart…see notes…

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Meanwhile, choose your pot that will hold everything…a 4 qt pot is enough; even for a double batch.

Drain and rinse your corn well. Mix together the chicken soup, sour cream, milk (not all of it). Keep back some of the milk; you can add it later if it’s too thick. I started with two cups of milk today (double batch remember?). I didn’t have quite 2 C sour cream so I subbed a large dollop of French onion dip.

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Add your corn and spices; blend well, and heat the mixture over low heat. If it’s too hot, it will burn…trust me.

When your taters are done, add them to the soup mixture, blending well and heat through  until you get a slight simmer, stirring frequently. That’s it…don’t burn it.

The original recipe calls for 2 cups of new red potatoes, and a small can of corn. I like it thicker.

Serve with your favorite crackers; or sourdough bread.

Notes:

I have been known to use already baked potatoes. Cooking the taters with the onions can be very sticky even in a non stick pan and must be watched or they can burn. I find it easier to bake the potatoes the day before, chill them overnight, then add them to the mix after the onions are cooked.

The recipe actually calls for cream of chicken soup. If I make a double batch, I use one of each.

If baking taters, one can use Russets…The last batch I made I baked them in the late morning, and had cooled enough to use for dinner without refrigerating them in between.

I have also been known to use half and half or whipping cream if there is no milk.

 

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Watermelon Wine

The basic recipe for this was gotten from here

http://www.thesteelibeam.blogspot.com/2013/11/bartering-bubble-bubble-toil-and-trouble.html

I used a couple of watermelons that I had grown up at my dad’s and a couple of cantelopes for my fruit.

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Mine came out very sweet. In hindsight, I should have added at least one package of champagne yeast to eat up the residual sugars. Mine was very sweet; ie, too much sugar did not get eaten.

That is the idea of this recipe is to add so much sugar that it kills the yeast because of the high alcohol content.

 

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Apple Kuchen

A favorite of my wife’s.

1/2 C butter

1 box yellow cake  mix

1/2 C coconut

2 1/2 C apple slices

1/2 C sugar

1 tsp cinnamon

1 C dairy sour cream

2 egg yolks or 1 egg

Preheat oven to 350°.

Cut butter into dry cake mix until crumbly. Mix in coconut. Pat mixture lightly into ungreased 9×13 cake pan, building up slight edges.

Bake for 10 minutes.

Arrange apple slices on warm crust. Mix sugar and  cinnamon; sprinkle on apples. Blend sour cream and egg; drizzle over apples (topping will not completely cover apples).

Bake 25 minutes, or until edges are lightly brown. Do not overbake.

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Enchiladas

I wanted for years to make enchiladas from scratch. I asked some of my Hispanic friends, and as it turns out, they cheated by using canned sauce. This recipe is in a Luby’s cafeteria cookbook that my wife  has.

The cool thing about this recipe is that one can make either chicken or beef enchiladas with it. You will need:

The Sauce

1 1/2 lbs browned ground beef (or cooked shredded chicken) a mix of boneless breasts and bone in thighs shredded works.

1/2 C chopped onion

2 tsp garlic powder (1 tsp)

1 1/2 tsp salt

1 tsp black pepper

4 C broth or bouillon

2 cans 15 oz diced tomatoes

3 T chili powder (2)

1 T plus 1 1/2 tsp paprika (1 T)

1 T ground cumin (2 tsp)

1/3 C cornstarch

1/3 C water

Enchiladas

16 corn tortillas

cooking oil (I use peanut oil)

6 C shredded cheddar cheese

1 C chopped onion

1 C shredded American cheese

Note: I back off on the spices ().

Cook chicken or beef. Add to large saucepan with broth, tomatoes, chili powder, garlic powder, salt, pepper, cumin, paprika. Adjust broth to thickness desired. 8 C is too much. I use four. Simmer for at least an hour. Use cornstarch to thicken mixture and set aside.

Heat half inch or three quarter inch cooking oil (peanut oil has a higher smoking point than other oils) in a skillet to 350. Fry tortillas for a few seconds on each side.

Add your chopped onion to the cheddar cheese. I don’t use a whole cup of onion. Half is plenty for me, but use the entire cup if you like. You may also set aside some browned beef, and add it to the cheese filling as well.

Using a measuring cup, fill each tortilla with 1/3 C of the cheddar cheese and onion mixture. Save the American cheese for topping, or mix it with cheddar or Jack cheese. We like lots of cheese on top here.

This will give you sixteen enchiladas. I use two 9×12 cake pans.

Preheat your oven to 350°.

Pour the sauce over the enchiladas. Your enchiladas do not have to be ‘swimming’ in sauce. Just spoon it over the top until they are covered, with a little run off over each side

Cover with foil and bake for 15 minutes or until hot and bubbly. Remove and add American cheese on top of enchiladas. Put back in oven without foil until American cheese is melted.

Goes good with Spanish rice and refried beans.

I have also been known to sub Monterrey Jack cheese for inside the enchiladas, as well as a little chicken too.

One could use the Santa Fe soup for filling as well.

Note:

I noticed that if I use a Pyrex glass pan, the bottoms of the enchiladas will get very hard. If that’s all you have, consider dropping the oven temp to 325 when baking.

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Hard Cider

Wyeast 4184 sweet mead

6 gallons apple cider

5 lbs Tupelo honey get it here

lemons

acid blend

The cool thing about making hard cider is that it doesn’t have to be boiled. Just put it all together and add  your yeast.

Scrub your lemons and slice them as thin as you can. Put it with the cider just before you start the ferment.

The honey; you might heat that with a gallon of cider to dissolve it, and let it cool overnight.

The yeast we use has an eleven percent alcohol tolerance. Our ingredients won’t be enough to reach that high content, and it’s not a contest to do so.

We use the lemons to add some citric acid which will help the flavor of the cider. We can also add some acid blend before we are done with it. It will need some or the flavor will be ‘cloying’.

Cider is a joy unbounded if it can be both sweet and carbonated. This only can happen if we keg it. If we bottle it, it will have to be still; or not carbonated.

Taste and add acid blend if necessary at this time.

6 gallons of Louisburg cider

5 lbs of Sue Bee honey

2 lbs piloncillos

3 lemons

2 lbs raisins

Wyeast 4184 Sweet Mead

Can you see the manufacturing date? 1-15-15. It will take a little longer for the pack to expand. This yeast should go to 12% alcohol by volume…maybe a little higher

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These are half pound cones of Piloncillo which is pure cane sugar. First press of the sugar cane, I believe.

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I decided to keep my rare and expensive Tupelo honey and use this

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I poured the yeast into a starter  mixture this morning (9/28). No, it wasn’t expanded; I was impatient. I think I noticed the airlock starting its first bubble this afternoon. There is hope after all. I did buy some back up yeast; some champagne and some wine yeast (cote de blanc). I hoped I wouldn’t have to go that route as it would require addition of much  more sugar to have the yeast die off because of the alcohol content. Roughly, one pound of fermentables for every percentage of ABV. So if a yeast has a tolerance of 12%, then twelve pounds of sugar…in theory…is all it will ferment. It’s probably safe to assume that one could count on at least a point or two higher in the final ABV measure added to the specs of said yeast.

This particular yeast said

YEAST STRAIN: 4184  |  Sweet Mead™

Back to Yeast Strain List

Leaves 2-3% residual sugar in most meads. Rich, fruity profile complements fruit mead fermentations.

Origin:
Flocculation: Medium
Attenuation: NA
Temperature Range: 65-75°F, 18-24°C
Alcohol Tolerance: 11% ABV

This year I am going to boil 2 gallons of the Louisburg down until there is one gallon. The liquid will be gone, and the sugars will remain. When this is done, I will dissolve the piloncillos in that warm cider, and add the honey to get it a little thinner as well.

One could boil more cider down to have a super strong batch, if one has the time and inclination. One also has to be aware that boiling apple cider can release pectins. Not a good thing for cider. I was lucky last time. Perhaps I am still lucky. I know not how to combat this. An easy low boil was what I did a couple years ago.

Since we have fruits and raisins, we will use the plastic bucket for this batch.

Cider Day Today

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I poured two gallons of the cider into a 3 gallon pot and put it to boil. I added 4 cones of the piloncillo (2 lbs). They dissolved easily.

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It took two hours to boil from this to this

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Removed from heat and cool in ice water bath in sink. Add and dissolve honey too at this time.

Meanwhile, I sliced the three lemons wafer thin and added them to the now sanitized bucket, as well as the raisins.

I also poured three gallons of the Louisburg into the bucket and covered while the other cools.

I also had poured some cider into our starter flask, and that jug was in the fridge. I added that also to our just-off-the-stove cider to help cool it. When it reached 80°, I added it to the rest of the batch and added the yeast.

The OG was….1.100. Pretty impressive. The quick gage on the hydrometer indicated that the ABV would be at 13%, if it fermented out all the way.

As I mentioned earlier, this yeast shouldn’t live through that high of alcohol content, so we may very well have naturally sweet, strong cider.

Now we wait.

Update 10/3/15

On Thursday, the ferment seemed to have stopped…that would be way too early, so I added a package of Lalvin K1-V1116 wine yeast. I did not check the gravity but when I popped the top of the bucket, I could see it was fermenting so I surmised that the blowoff tube in the adaptor to the bucket lid, got wampa-jawed and was not making a seal.

In theory, the wine yeast will finish fermenting the originally pitched yeast. I was hoping the yeast would die off due to too high of an alcohol presence, leaving the wine sweet yet strong.

The wine yeast is much more tolerant of alcohol, so it may very well ferment all the sugar and leave the batch dry. If a sweet batch is still my goal at that time (it is), I will have to add more sugar to the batch to kick up the alcohol so it will eventually kill off the yeast. If I do this, all my specific gravity readings can be flushed down the toilet as they will be worthless to me now.

So what sugars? you may ask. We must be careful about adding refined white sugar. We could used brown sugar and/or honey. Corn sugar would be OK too, but not to excess.

If we go this route, it would be prudent of us to go ahead and add the extra sugars now; at least two pounds.

No harm to cider, and I added the wine yeast anyway. I now have a strong ferment going.

Will update.

10/13/15

I brought to boiling 1 C water and dissolved 8 oz of piloncillo in it. Then I dissolved 1 lb of honey. I cooled and poured that into 6 1/2 gallon carboy, then racked the cider onto it. It was too early as I had lots of CO2 bubbles in the siphon hose which caused me to stop the racking as the bubble buildup stopped the flow of cider.

I removed racking tubes and canes, and poured the rest of the  cider makings into a funnel into the carboy; mostly raisins and lemons but a good quart of cider.

This will take another week to see what it’s gonna do before I take my next step.

10/23/15

I moved the cider to the kitchen, fully intending to rack it today. In the move however, I shook it enough so it started fermenting again. You can see here the CO2 bubbles on the edge, and on the top forming little colonies.

See the sediment

Yeah, that’s me in the reflection. Hopefully, Abby Sciutto won’t be able to reverse render an image from the reflection.

I dissolved 2 piloncillos in a quart of boiling water. When cooled, I added a pound of Tupelo honey and stirred until dissolved. When rack the cider, I will rack it on this. 2 more pounds of fermentables. We should be seeing this batch of yeast die off.

Update: 10/24/15

I racked it this morning to the above mentioned extra sugar. I didn’t see any flurry of yeast activity. I moved it back into the spare bedroom and in doing so, it got sloshed several times. I’ll just have to watch it to see if it starts up.

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When done, it left the sediment behind.

update: 10/26/15

Here are a couple of shots showing the tiny colonies of bubbles on top and you can see there is more sediment forming. I had not the patience at this particular observation to watch the airlock.

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10/29/15

I racked today to 1 tsp of potassium metabisulphate. This chemical will kill off, or slow down any yeast that are still alive.

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I dissolved 1 tsp into about 1/4 C water, poured it into empty carboy, and siphoned the cider onto it. The other package you see there is chitosan, which is a clearing agent made from fish guts. The particles are charged positively and attract free floating particles in the cider and fall to the bottom. I am not using it at this time as I want to be sure the ferment will not start up as we will add some more sugar before we bottle. More on that later.

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Siphoning in progress. See the difference in the amount of sediment compared to the last racking?

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I pulled a shot for sampling. It’s very clear already.

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I can feel some carbonation, and it’s sweet as it is. My guess is that the yeast has died or is dying due to high alcohol content.

I’ll wait a few days and check it for sediment.

At that time, we could add chitosan, which would definitely speed up the clearing process, but it may not need to be cleared that way at all. If the yeast is truly dead, then it will clear. Patience.

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Notice the end of the racking can in the above picture. It has a standoff on the end so we won’t siphon trub into our cider. The idea is to leave it behind to clear our cider. It’s a small sacrifice, but necessary for clearing.

Below is a picture of the carpeting by the wine rack. A few years ago, the batch of cider had not fully stopped fermenting, but I corked it anyway. Over a period of maybe two weeks, I lost probably 2 gallons of cider onto the carpeting as the corks popped out. I didn’t even notice and the mess even dried up before I caught it. It was tragic because that stuff was so strong that if you got up to fill your glass a third time, you realized that your legs stopped working.

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Will update when the next racking occurs.

Update: 11/14/15

I bottled the cider today. It had stopped fermenting almost as soon as I added the potassium metabisulphate a few weeks ago and could have bottle any time. It had just a wee bit of sediment today. I added one can of frozen apple juice concentrate (Seneca brand) as I racked it and stirred it in well, then bottled. A few glass ones and the rest plastic for shipping. Yes several samples were made and couldn’t figure out why I got such a buzz, then remembered I had no breakfast.

Bottling setup.

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A bench corker is a must have if you are going to make a lot of wine bottles with corks. There are hand held ones, but you are required to have three hands and be an acrobat to use them.

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This was maybe 5 1/2 gallons. 5 2-liter bottles, 6 1-liter bottles, and 4 1.75 liter glass bottles. Comes out to 20 liters or so. There was enough left for about 6oz sample glass. It tastes better than last year. Tangy and not boring. Plenty of kick too.

Does anyone remember why we don’t take a specific gravity reading this time?

This batch is done.

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Refried beans

The best refries are made from scratch; that means you gotta make the  pinto beans too.

2 C dried pinto beans

1/2 lb bacon

1 15 oz can diced tomatoes

1/2 large onion, chopped

1 T cumin or to taste

2 T chili powder or to taste

1 tsp coriander +-

Soak the beans in water overnight with a tablespoon of salt. Drain and rinse well, add back to pot. Add the bacon, tomatoes, onion, and spices. Add enough water to cover beans. Heat to simmering, and do so for at least 4 hours or until soft.

For the refries

In a skillet, add several large spoons of beans. Heat until bubbly and mash with potato masher or equivalent. Add pepper, salt, and coriander. Cook beans  until they come together and thicken.

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2 pounds dry pinto beans

1 lb bacon

2 cans Herez salsa casera

I use an eight qt crock pot. Soak beans overnight (12 hours) in water. Be sure they have at least a couple inches of water over the top of them.

Drain and rinse well. Chop bacon and place into large frying pan over medium heat until you get a lot of fat rendered (fifteen to twenty minutes).

Put bacon and fat into crock pot. Pour both cans of Herdez over bacon. Place beans on top and cover with water by one inch. Put crock pot on high until beans begin to boil. It will take 2 1/2 to 3 hours, then turn to low. Cook for four hours or until desired tenderness.

Do not add salt until served.

The Herdez has just enough ‘kick’ to give them some warmth.

Use the refries by themselves, or spread on tortilla chips with a sliced jalepeno and grated cheese for nachos.

Spread on tostadas too like a big nacho.

I use a toaster oven for the tostadas, and a m/w for the nachos.

Nachos supreme use taco seasoned ground beef as well topped with shredded lettuce and tomato.

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Spanish Rice

Mexican food? What comes to mind? Enchiladas? Refried beans? Spanish Rice? Tacos?

Here’s my version of Spanish rice.

bacon grease…2 T

1 1/2 C rice

1/2 tsp garlic powder

1/2 tsp pepper

2 tsp cumin

chopped bell pepper to taste

15 oz can diced tomatoes

2 C salted boiling water

Start your 2 c water boiling now.

Brown rice in bacon grease until golden, then add spices and peppers and tomatoes. Add boiling water and cover and simmer for 20 minutes.

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King Ranch Casserole

An easy version of the original recipe.

the original recipe calls for a 3 lb fryer; deboned and shredded (I don’t know how much this comes out to be as I normally use a couple of boneless breasts and maybe a couple of thighs)

1 can cream mushroom soup

1 can cream chicken soup

1 can Rotel diced tomatoes with green chilies

1/2 can chicken broth, or desired consistency…* about 1 C

1 dozen corn tortillas cut into wedges

1 onion chopped

1/4 C green pepper chopped with the onion

2  C cheddar cheese, grated

Mix soups, tomatoes, onion, chicken, broth, 1 C cheese. In a large greased casserole, put 1/3 of mixture on bottom, then a layer of tortilla wedges, layer of mixture, layer of tortillas, layer of mixture and top with tortillas and cheese. Put cheese in your layers as well.

Bake one hour at 350°, uncovered.

Too much broth and it will be runny; too little and it will be too thick.  The baking without lid aids in boiling out the water.

Note:

The last batch I made, I sprinkled the chopped onions and peppers on the layers separately.

I also crushed some tortilla chips on top to make it crusty.

An hour may be a little much, depending on the size of your casserole. Mine was in for 50 minutes when I pulled it out; it was plenty done. I used a 9×13 casserole. I have another that is smaller, but deeper that I use also. Check it at 45 minutes, and don’t let the top get too brown.

I mix my soups, Rotel, and onions together first in a large bowl, and add the chicken later. It’s easier to layer that way.

My latest batch used 2 bone in chicken thighs, and two boneless skinless breasts. One can certainly use more than that and even different cuts of chicken as you like. Shredding chicken is like pulling leaves from cilantro…a major PIA.

 

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Homemade Caramels

If you like caramels, this is a great recipe. When refrigerated, they are almost hard as a rock. When in your mouth, they literally melt.

I usually put all ingredients into a 4 1/2 qt pot, and start the heat on just under medium. The sugar must be dissolved before you crank up the heat.

I don’t even put my thermometer in until it begins to boil.

You will need a candy thermometer for this. Brach’s? Ha! Russell Stover? Don’t make me laugh. I also use a meat thermometer with a probe that is a little more exact. I used a clothespin to attach it to the pot. Be sure to keep probe well into the mixture; not the foam.

2 C white sugar

1 C brown sugar, packed

1 C white corn syrup

1 C evaporated milk

1 pint heavy whipping cream

1 C butter (2 sticks)

1 1/4 tsp vanilla (added after boil)

First, prepare your pan into which you will cool your candy. A 9×11 cake pan works well. Be sure to line it with buttered HD foil. Don’t skimp on the butter. Corners, sides, bottom coat them well.

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Put all ingredients (except vanilla) in a medium size sauce pan. I use a 4 1/2 quart pot.

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Just starting to boil

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Temp about 200

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See how high it got? It won’t get any higher than this. As the water boils out of the caramel, the volume will decrease, lowering the level in the pot. The heat is now on 7 (med-hi).

The temp will get up to just under 220, and stay there for half an hour. You must stir constantly.

Melt butter and heat to combine and dissolve sugars. This will take 45 minutes to reach temperature of 240° F. You must stir constantly. It boils up within an inch of my current pot. I have ordered a slightly larger, tapered pot for this batch.

When you attain the temp, remove from heat, add extract and stir in, then pour into buttered pan, unless you are making turtles¹. Allow to cool completely. I put it in the fridge for an hour or so. I have also been known to sprinkle coarse sea salt on top after it sets a little.

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Remove your foil filled candy from pan and upside down it on cutting board. Peel off your foil. Cut strips to your liking, then cut those into cubes or whatever form you want them. I wrap 6″ long strips about 3/4 inch cubed and cut as necessary.

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Turtles¹

If you like turtles, now is the time to make them just before the caramel is poured into your pan.

To prepare, you must lay out wax paper with a couple two-three pecans. You must make several piles/groups of them; as many as you want. Drizzle your melted caramel over your pecans. Then later, drizzle melted chocolate from your double boiler over your caramel and pecans. Allow to cool.

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Melting chocolate. I used 4 chunks of the almond bark and 1/2 slab paraffin, and about 3 C semi sweet chocolate chips.

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Final note: don’t use wax paper for the turtles. The caramel is too hot and the cooled turtle will take wax paper when it is separated. Try parchment paper or lightly sprayed cookie sheet (last resort). Still tasted good but what a pain.

My most recent batch of Millionaires used cupcake cups, sprayed with your choice of cooking spray. I put 5-6 pecan halves then poured a goodly blob of melted caramel, then topped with said melted chocolate. The spray will keep them from sticking.

I keep a chunk of melted chocolate year round. It won’t go bad. When I am done with whatever; bonbons, millionaires, peanut clusters, I pour melted chocolate into clean cottage cheese or sour cream container, place in fridge and let cool. When hardened, just put into a Ziploc bag for next time. Additives in chocolate chip concoction can be shortening and paraffin. Either or both will help thin the mixture some.

A double boiler is almost necessary as the stuff will burn if put directly over heat.

Note: if you allow your caramel  mixture to go above 240, it will be harder after it cools. Make 240 your target temp; no higher than 245. When attained, remove from heat immediately.

‘Nuther note: the last batch I cooked to 238°. After overnight in the fridge, it was still soft, but delicious. The foil was difficult to remove.

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Irish Cream

Make your own Irish Cream.

14 oz condensed milk

1 C whipping cream

2 T chocolate syrup

1 tsp vanilla extract

1/2 tsp almond extract

2 tsp instant coffee

4 eggs

12 ounces Irish whiskey

Blend

This recipe through Patrice Lewis

http://www.rural-revolution.com/2009/12/making-irish-cream.html

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Hot Buttered Rum

When it gets cold outside, especially around the holidays, this is how we stay wasted warm. As with most recipes, everybody has their own. This is mine.

1 lb softened butter

2 lb dark brown sugar

3 eggs

1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp cloves

Mix for an hour in your Kitchen Aid mixer.

Will keep indefinitely in fridge. This makes quite a bit, and unless you have lots of folks visiting over the holidays, you can half it.

Heat water in mug, add spoon of butter mixture, and top with your favorite rum.

I like Bacardi dark rum. I used Meyers for years, and decided that I hate that stuff.

You can also use El Dorado Rum…it’s a little pricey, at $30 for a 750ml bottle, but worth it, IMO. I prefer the 12 year, but they have 8 year old, that is not bad.

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Kahlua

Who can afford the outrageous price the original brings for this? This is not bad and X drank it with coffee for years…still do.

1 1/2 C brown sugar (can use piloncillo…1 C=8 oz)

1 C white sugar

2 C water

1/2 C instant coffee powder

3 C vodka or rum

1 vanilla bean, split (or 2 tsp vanilla extract)

Combine sugars and water and bring to a boil for 5 minutes. Lower heat and add coffee slowly, stirring with wire whisk. Stir until coffee is dissolved and allow to cool. Split your vanilla bean with a sharp knife. Add to cooled  mixture and mix in vodka. It must all stay together in gallon jug until vanilla permeates the mixture. 2 weeks will do unless you use extract. IMO, it’s worth the wait to use the vanilla bean.

Note:

I now use rum exclusively for this. Split your vanilla bean and put all of it into bottle. Add your rum and coffee mixture. Shake well daily for a couple weeks. It will  nearly fill a 1.75 liter bottle.

One can also use all white sugar, and add 3-4 T of molasses to sugar mixture, instead of the brown sugar. After all, brown sugar is white sugar with molasses…dark brown sugar is white sugar with more molasses in it…remember this. Rum is made from sugar cane and molasses.

I use a jigger in a cup of coffee.

More notes:

vanilla beans can be bought through Ebay, but one has to buy like 4-5 of them. Grocery stores carry them, but they run about $5 a piece.

I always have a bottle curing, and one from which I consume, so 5 vanilla beans is not a problem.

I store them in a used whisky bottle with a cork.

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X’s Lasagne

X learned a long time ago in his first marriage, that if he wanted to eat what he liked, he would have to make it himself.
X’s first wife’s idea of cooking was “jazzed up pork and beans”.
A can of pork and beans, with catchup and mustard added.
Thus endeth the marriage.

The first time I made this, I used the recipe on the back of the noodle box. I did not even know what a ‘clove’ of garlic was. I have modified it over the past 35 years, and this is what it has evolved to.

Box of lasagne noodles. You only need about a dozen, depending on how big your pan is. I use the kind you have to boil first. Use what you like.
1 1/2-2 lbs ground beef, chuck, sirloin, whatever you can afford
1 lb pork sausage Owens, Jimmy Dean, etc.a link of hot Italian sausage
2 28 oz cans diced tomatoes; one can whole tomatoes sub for diced
6-12 oz tomato paste
can mushrooms…if you like ’em, use the larger one..optional
1 generous tsp basil
1 generous tsp oregano
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
3-4 cloves garlic; pressed or chopped
1 large onion chopped
1 large container cottage cheese…if you like ricotta, go for it

1 T white sugar to sauce

dried parsley for topping.

1 lb mozzarella cheese grated

sliced mozzarella for top; at least a dozen slices
black olives…optional

olive oil as needed

In a large skillet, heat up some olive oil an add onions. Sweat them and add garlic. Add your beef and sausage.

Meanwhile, in a large pot put all your tomato products, basil, oregano, cayenne, and mushrooms. You will need at least a 6qt pot for this.

When your meat is browned, drain (if necessary) and add to sauce. Simmer for at least an hour or until thick.

Preheat oven to 350

Meanwhile, boil your noodles; rinse and let them sit in cold water  until ready for use.

When your sauce is ready, layer as follows:

Cottage cheese on bottom of pan and add some sauce to cover bottom of pan

Then layer of noodles

Then put all of the grated cheese in the next layer and add some sauce to help fill the second layer

Add a layer of noodles and add the rest of the sauce (if enough room) and top with another layer of noodles.

Put the sliced cheese on the top.

Sprinkle with dried parsley

Cover with foil, and bake for 30 minutes. Check at 25. Remove foil for 5 minutes to brown top if desired.

Notes:

if your sauce is too thick, add some tomato sauce. If it is too thin, add more tomato paste.

The sugar is used to help in offsetting the acid in the tomatoes.

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Wheat Beer

Making your own beer is like cooking; you make what you like, the way you like.

I would probably have never discovered wheat beer without the suggestions from a friend and the guy at the  homebrew store.

The style is traditional German Wheat. This beer is very lightly hopped, as is the style. The yeast is what gives the beer its taste. The hops are mostly for aroma.

Wyeast 3068 Wiehenstephan yeast

8 lbs wheat dme

1/2 oz Cascade whole leaf hops

1/2 oz Hallertauer whole leaf hops

I always make a starter for my homebrew. This is done by boiling 1/2 C wheat malt with 1 C water, a allowing to cool. Meanwhile, smacking the yeast and allowing it to expand for a day or so, then adding the contents to the starter. Allow it to sit another 12 hours to so, then one can brew the beer. The starter makes a small batch of beer, but it contains trillions of yeast cells which will help your beer ferment better and faster.

Using a 5 gallon stainless steel pot, I heat 3 gallons of water to boiling. I removed from heat and add my eight pounds of wheat dme, making absolutely sure that every morsel is completely dissolved. If not, it will burn on the bottom of the pot, thus ruining the entire batch.

When dissolved, we return it to the heat and bring it back to a boil. We have to be careful and not let it boil over. It will be required to adjust the heat so as not to allow the pot to boil over. My stove is ceramic and is easy to move the pot off the burner. If you have gas heat..good. If it boils over, you will have a mess and a stink that is indescribable. Start your timer when the boil begins. We will boil for a total of one hour.

After our hot break occurs, we can relax a little. Get your carboy out and sanitize it. At 30 minutes, we add our 1/2 ounce of Cascade hops. At 55 minutes, we add our Hallertauer hops. At 60 we removed from heat and begin to cool.

I use a water bath in the sink and I also add ice into the beer. It takes 20 minutes.

Pour into carboy through funnel with strainer to filter out the hops.

Add water to carboy to make five gallon marker. Use aireator to put O2 back into beer.

Check the original gravity and it is 1.064. We look for a target final gravity of 1/4 the original, which will be 1.016.

Pitch yeast, shake up, and let sit with airlock tube.

Now we wait. Will update.

Update:

3/18

Gravity is 1.016 which is exactly what I was looking for.

DSCN0713 Those of you who homebrew understand that this gravity reading, which is exactly 1/4 of the OG, indicates that our primary ferment is done.

Will rack and wait another week, then bottle.

When the beer is racked into the secondary fermenter, at that time we could add fruit. This would add another week to our time, but this batch will stay regular beer.

Am planning to make a batch of Chimay white in the next couple weeks.

Update 3/25

I bottled the beer today. I used 3/4 C corn sugar dissolved in 2 C water. The gravity today was 1.012…not bad. Now I wait a week or so, and I’ll have some tasty German wheat beer.

I am expecting my Chimay white supplies today as well. I’ll be brewing that after my wheat beer carbonates, and I can get it out of the way. I post my recipe plan for this beer recently.

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Hot Wings

This recipe is for BBQ hot wings; not fried. It will do up to 40 wings. They can be frozen in the marinade, and thawed and cooked later.

1 C soy sauce

1 C white vinegar

1 C Worcestershire

1 8 oz bottle of Louisiana hot pepper sauce (I use twice that)

1 T garlic powder

2 packets dry Ranch dressing mix or about 1/4 C mix

To increase the heat, I have added 3-4 sliced jalepenos to the marinade. Don’t scrub the seeds…use them.

Mix well. Snip wing tips off. Marinade wings for at least 8 hours, in a gallon ziploc bag, turning often. BBQ them and turn often and brush marinade when you turn them. Can also pour hot sauce on wings after done cooking.

Note: allow the fire to go past peak. Too hot a fire will burn them. You want them to cook slowly so you can turn them many times while basting. I usually cook something first like buffalo burgers first so as not to waste the fire. By then, the fire is ready for the wings. There is lots of sugar in the marinade which will burn..

You may, if you want them hotter, to toss the cooked wings in a large bowl with some more pepper sauce.

Alternate method

Marinate your wings as described. Steam wings in colander over boiling water for 10 minutes. The steam will melt a lot of the fat off the wings. If you skip this step, and put them directly into a 425° oven, you will smoke up your kitchen…trust me on this one.

Cool on rack over paper towels, and put in fridge for an hour.

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Place wings on rack and cook for 20 minutes, then turn over and cook 20 minutes more. Watch carefully.

Place in bowl and add your favorite hot pepper sauce. Not bad. It’s an Alton Brown variation.

Note:

I always save my leftover marinade, and put it into the freezer. It can be used several times, adding more and more hot pepper sauce.

Note:

Using this recipe, it will fit quite nicely in a 1 gallon Ziploc freezer bag with 5 lbs of wings, tips snipped off.

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Sourdough Bread

Sourdough bread requires that you make  starter first. This will take a few days to prepare accordingly. This bread is very tasty with a hard crust.

Starter

1 package dry yeast (2 1/4 tsp)

2 1/2 C warm potato water (or warm water)

2 C flour

1 T sugar

1 tsp salt

Dissolve yeast and sugar in water, then add flour and salt. Mix well and cover. Leave in warm place for 2-3 days. Every time a 1 Cup portion is taken out, add 1/2 C water, 1/2 C flour, and 1 tsp sugar.

Sourdough Bread

1 package dry yeast (2 1/4 tsp)

1 1/2 C warm water

1 C sourdough starter

2 tsp sugar

1 1/2 tsp salt

5 C flour +-

1/2 tsp baking soda

In large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water and sugar. Blend in starter and salt. Add 3 1/2 C flour. Mix well, cover, and let rise for 1 1/2 hours. Add remaining flour and enough to make a stiff dough. Knead for 8-10 minutes. Shape into two loaves and put them onto baking sheets with cornmeal on them, or put in loaf pans. Let rise another 1 1/2 hours.

Bake at 400° for 35 -40 minutes. Brush tops with butter.

I have found that  400 degrees is too hot. I  have had much success baking at 350 degrees.

I have made buns also with this recipe. Just roll a wad of dough and then flatten it in your hand. Bake on baking sheets with parchment paper for around 15-18 minutes.

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Gumbo

Yeah, it’s a long post, as there is much to properly prepared gumbo.

This is X’s favorite gumbo recipe and honestly, I have not tried any others except this one. It is very good. With any gumbo, the roux is extremely important…it is what binds the other ingredients together.

Lots of recipes out there, and every Cajun’ family has their own and I’m sure they’re all delicious.

You will need a big pot for the ingredients, and the roux will cook better in a cast iron skillet. Get your pot of ingredients going before you add your roux. Think of your roux as the thickener for gravy.

3/4 lb ham, cubed

1-1 1/2 lb sausage (I use Hillshire Farms ring sausage. I know…andouille is recommended or boudin. I have tried both and thought I was gonna die. Use what you like. I do.)

3/4 C bacon drippings

1 C vegetable oil

1 1/2 C flour

1/4 C olive oil

3 C celery, coarsely chopped

3 large onions, coarsely chopped

2 bell peppers, chopped

2 cloves garlic

1/2 C parsley, fresh

1 lb okra, cut into 1/2 inch pieces

2 28 oz cans diced tomatoes

1 can Rotel diced tomatoes with green chiles

water, 1-2 quarts

Tabasco..a few drops, depending on how hot you like it 6 is what I use

2 T Worcestershire sauce

2 bay leaves

1/4 thyme

1/4 marjoram

1/8 rosemary

1 lb shrimp tossed in during the last 10 minutes

cooked rice

In a large pot, saute ham and sausage in 1/4 C of the bacon drippings. Add veggies and sweat them until  soft. Add tomatoes and spices. Simmer two hours or so.

In your cast iron skillet, heat 1/2 C bacon dripping, and 3/4 C veg oil and add flour. Cook over medium high heat until nice and brown…about 30 minutes; stirring constantly. Add roux to veggies. Stir in well.

Add okra.

Heat through. Add 6 drops of Tabasco and 2 T Worcestershire.

The recipe says to simmer for 2 hours. If you do this, you must stir frequently, as the roux will burn on the bottom, since it has lots of flour in it.

At this point, you may add a pound of shelled deveined shrimp. Just put it on top of your gumbo and cover and cook for another 5 minutes or so. The steam will cook the shrimp.

Serve with rice.

Notes**************

My 7 1/2 qt enameled cast iron Dutch oven is too small for this batch as is. I back off on the roux using 1 Cup combined oils and 1 C flour.

Why?

1/4 C oil and 1/4 C flour with two cups water yield 2 C gravy; or roux…therefore

1 C oils and 1 C flour yield 8 Cups of roux. Any more than that will overfill my Dutch oven. To the already watery tomatoes, I add around 2 quarts of water. You must decide this first; how much as if it is already too thick, it is much extra work to thin it out again. This modification works for me; not too thick at all.

The key to successful gumbo is preparation. Chop your veggies first, and prepare your meats beforehand to avoid preparation while you cook. You will have 3 pots on your stove going. No need to get stressed having to chop while cooking.

The roux takes about 30 minutes of dedicated stirring…don’t slack, and add this last.

Simmer for a while  until it heats through and add shrimp last. They will cook relatively quick. When they’re done, it’s time to eat; or at least shut off the heat.

I have tried filé, and do not care for the flavor it imparts.

The okra does a fine job of adding some thickening properties. I use a 1 pound bag of frozen cut okra added to veggies before adding them to tomatoes and meats. Add your water to bubbling before you add roux.

Never, ever microwave gumbo for reheating. Always use a saucepan on your stovetop. Why? if you use shrimp or Hillshire Farm type sausage, the m/w will cook your shrimp to little rubber bullets, and the skin on your sausage will become hardened..trust me on this one.

Alternate method…

cook your veggies separate from your sausage and ham.

Begin simmering your tomatoes and spices in a large pot.

When your veggies are softened, drain off fat, and add to sauce.

When your sausage and ham are done, drain and add to sauce.

Add your okra now.

Simmer for an hour or two before adding roux and shrimp.

Add shrimp last to simmering pot, and cover allowing shrimp to cook.

Be careful adding roux, it will spatter when added to sauce, and it is HOT.

If you follow recipe verbatim, recall this:

with 1 1/2 C flour, you will require an equal amount of fat/oil to brown it. This will require a minimum of 12 Cups of liquid/sauce. If you do not have enough liquid, it will be too thick.

Recall that you already have 2 28 oz cans of tomatoes, and 1 10 oz can of Rotel tomatoes. This is not an exact measurement of liquids, but they must be taken into account for the total liquids to roux ratio.

1/4 C oil + 1/4 C flour requires 2 C liquid for an evenly thickened gravy, roux, sauce, or what have you.

If you have too much liquid, it will be runny and thin. One could add more okra as a thickener, or even the filé, but it will change the flavor.

To the tomatoes, I usually add 1 qt of water.

If it is too thick, try adding very hot water to thin, a little at a time; say 1/2 cup or so…not all at once.

Remember: shrimp very last thing added.

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Corn Bread Stuffing

This corn bread is very similar to my other one, and as a matter of fact the only difference is sugar instead of honey, milk instead of whipping cream.

1 c corn meal

1 C flour

1 C milk

2 T sugar

4 tsp baking powder

1/2 salt

1/4 C shortening

1 egg

Preheat oven to 400°. Mix dry ingredients first, then add others. Mix briskly for 1 minute. Don’t over mix as it can become flat. Pour into greased cast iron skillet or 8×8 Pyrex pan for 22 minutes.

I leave out overnight to make stuffing.

Stuffing

3/4 C minced onion

1 1/2 C chopped celery with leaves-I prefer using celery with leaves as it imparts another flavor into the stuffing. Cut the tops first, then work your way down until you get what you need.

1 C butter

cut your corn bread into cubes and put half of them into skillet. Use all of it

2 tsp salt

1 1/2  tsp sage leaves

1 tsp thyme

1/2 tsp black pepper

Begin to sweat veggies in large frying pan with butter until soft. Add half the bread cubes. Stir.

Turn into deep bowl and add rest of bread cubes, and spices. Toss to coat.

Stuff bird. This will completely fill a 20 lb bird.

Note:

Leftover celery? fill with cream cheese, and fill that with pecan halves.

Note: as a time saver on cooking day, I like to chop the veggies the night before, and put in a ziploc baggie to save a little time in the morning.

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Santa Fe Soup

Don’t let the title trick you into thinking this is a watery, runny concoction that you gotta have crackers to thicken.

This is more like a chili, but even more like a dip for chips. It is mildly spicy with lots of bulk. I enjoy mine with Fritos, sour cream, or grated cheddar; or all three together.

2 lbs ground beef; OK to add another half pound…yeah, can use ground turkey

1 large onion chopped

2-3 cloves of minced garlic

2 pack dry Ranch dressing mix or 6 T

2 packs dry taco seasoning mix (I use McCormick)

1 can black beans, undrained

1 can kidney beans, undrained

1 can pinto beans, undrained

2 cans Rotel diced tomatoes with green chiles

1 15 oz can diced tomatoes

2 cans corn drained and rinsed well

Begin cooking your chopped onion until translucent, then add garlic, beef and brown.

Mix together and heat through for  30-60 minutes.

You can even put it on flour tortillas and eat as a taco.

I often spoon a quart sized freezer ziploc full and freeze it for another time.

I have added chicken broth to assure covering the ingredients.

I have been known to ad some tomato paste to help in thickening.

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Favorite Oatmeal Cookies

Oatmeal Cookies

I have several versions of oatmeal cookies. This is my favorite.

2 sticks butter, softened

2 C brown sugar*

2 eggs

1 t baking soda

1 t cinnamon

1/2 t salt

2 tsp vanilla extract

1 3/4 C flour

3 c quick oats

1 1/2 C raisins (optional)

1 C pecan halves (optional)

1/2 C Plain M&Ms (optional)

Cream butter and sugar. Add eggs. Add salt, baking soda, vanilla, and cinnamon. Mix well. Add flour, then oatmeal. Blend well. Add raisins at this time and pecans.

Preheat oven to 375°.

Place dough on cookie sheets or sheet pans. I sometime make giant patties as big as my hand. Flatten them slightly and bake for 8-10 minutes.

I have been known to soak the raisins in dark rum a few hours. Let them drain in a sieve overnight before baking. The cookies are moister, and stay that way longer.

 

∗You can make your own brown sugar. 1 C white sugar with 2 T molasses.  For dark brown sugar, use 3-4 T molasses.

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