A few weeks ago I took the family out for lunch at a fast food restaurant. I had everyone order, and was getting the total when Tornado A came back to stand next to me.
Tornado A: Don’t forget the senior discount.
The cashier: Your mom isn’t that old.
I just stared at Tornado A with unamused look.
Then today I finally was able to stop at a national park ranger station to get a yearly pass. The ranger gave me the total.
Ranger: Oh, wait. Are you military?
Me: No, ma’am.
Ranger: Any other discounts I need to apply?
Tornado A: How about a senior discount?
Ranger: (to me) He thinks he’s funny, doesn’t he?
Me: He thinks he’s clever.
Tornado A: What?

