What a Roth IRA is. How my parents got together and continue to stay together. Why I thought I was fit to be someone’s father. How I literally talked nearly seven female humans into letting me touch all over their bodies. Why when I was sixteen and the Spin Doctors’ “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” […]
Author Archive | Scott Rothman
Reality-Based Insults for Insulting Someone’s Relatives Other Than Their Moms
Your uncle is so fat . . . that when he gets buried next to your aunt they are really going to need to dig a big hole! Your daughter is so filled with your genetic material . . . that her male children will probably bald early and be prone to depression too! Your […]