10) Trigger Warning
Jessica A’s back
Just a small (desert) town girl
with a set of skills…
9) Longlegs
A film of restraint
Long shots, long takes, cool palettes
…and Nicolas Cage
8) Colours of Evil: Red
A Scandi (ish) noir
Dead is the girl who fell foul
of Polish Berkoff
7) The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
“Mad,” that’s what he sought.
“Come be beastly to Nazis”
Bring your own bow, please.
6) Vengeance Most Fowl
Wallace goes too far
A penguin imitates Blofeld
Gromit saves the day?
5) The Fall Guy
Shane Black’s old wingman
As if you couldn’t have told
A noir of light touch
4) Dune: Part Two
Bring on the sandworms!
And Bardem high comedy
All empires must fall!
3) The Parades
Be there afterlife?
Yes, and there you can even
Fix it in post. (Whoa)
2) The Promised Land
A man, a plan, a-
Well, you’ll see the maguffin
Mads swore to the King
1) Hit Man
Glenn P’s many men
All of them famous hitmen
Linklater hokum
Talking Movies 