As the title suggests, so forth.
The Grand Hitchcock Homage
Well, don’t I feel like a right gobdaw now. In 2014 I reviewed The Grand Budapest Hotel thus “Anderson showcases an unexpected flair for blackly comic suspense”, with Willem Dafoe’s menacing pursuit of Jeff Goldblum in mind. And now on YouTube I fall over a video putting that sequence side by side with the same sequence in Torn Curtain. Which makes it seem a good deal less of a bravura sequence, being stolen bravura. I hadn’t really liked Torn Curtain for its brutal quality when I saw it and so hadn’t revisited it and thus fell for this outrageous rip-off/homage hook, like, and crocheted sinker.
A retired host named Doll
It is time to once again agonise over who should play Happy (Hank) Doll in the entirely speculative film trilogy based on Jonathan Ames’ LA noir novels. Re-reading the first one made me wonder – who could play this part? A 50 year old red-haired lean permastoned 6 foot 2 inches half-Irish half-Jewish ex-cop ex-NCIS PI, with a penchant for books, meals of tinned fish, gherkins, sauerkraut, and wearing the same outfits on rotation. Oh, and a dog called George. I had discarded potentials like Robert Downey Jr, Jason Schwartzman, Patrick Stewart and Russell Crowe, to end up with Ryan Gosling as first choice, with John Krasinski as backup. Later I decided that Stephanie Beatriz seemed perfect for the tough bartender with an on and off, mostly off, involvement with our hero. But then The Engineer threw in a suggestion from left-field – Conan O’Brien. He has the height and the hair and the physique, and could pass as younger than his years. And now we have proof of concept, his dramatic turn in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. No gurning, no joking, just playing it straight, quiet, defeated. And, in one scene, using his great height to seriously menace a disruptive patient in the clinic into leaving. Yes, yes, there are possibilities. Conan O’Brien needs a PI badge, people.
Quote the Keanu Cut
The Engineer denies that he re-watches movies much, even though we watch Heat, it seems, on a yearly basis. One of these rewatchings raised the question of whether it was really possible to imagine Keanu Reeves in the role that Val Kilmer ended up taking. (Reeves had famously committed to playing the Dane onstage during the production window) The answer was yes, with one caveat. It was hard to imagine Keanu doing Kilmer’s burst of rage at Ashley Judd when he trashes their kitchen and shouts at her. Not that Keanu hasn’t shown his villainous capabilities in The Gift, and later The Neon Demon. It was just hard to imagine him, in 1995, doing that scene. But then a few months ago an article in the Atlantic made me think of the flipside of this. There is a line from Heat, which I am almost certain would be far more frequently quoted now than it is, if it had been delivered by Keanu rather than Kilmer – “For me, the sun rises and sets with her, man…”







