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Stupid Cat Conversations…because I love you, idiot.

him: what’s wrong?
me: I don’t know, scabies?
him: you’re gonna see a doctor, right?
me: yeah, if it’s scabies.
him: you know good and damn well it’s not scabies!
me: it could be!
him: yeah, alright, I can see this happening. You’ll never get laid again if you have some sick pirate illness.
me: dude, that’s scurvy.
him: oh? well fuck.
me: apparently i won’t be doing that either! i’ve got scurvy scabies!!
him: you sea-dog, you

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‘She blew up a cat?’
‘Yeah, she thought it would be more humane than getting it’s lungs sucked out.’

God, I think I’m going to be sick.

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Once you seep in
(once you seep in)
under my skin
(under my skin)
Theres nothing,
theres nothing in this world
that could wash you away…..

I created a new blog template for menno. I stayed up half the night, yo.
He’d better fucking adore it. I stole the title idea from none other than Girl Punisher. He’s my idol.

Okay, not my idol, but he’s hella inspiring.
I was telling him about menno and he was all “PUNISH HEEEM!” a-la mortal combat.
Then he told me that GirlPunished would be a good name. Wonder why.

R/F now works for LAP, I jiggled the system and got him the job, why? Is it because I’m a sucker for punishment? Yeah, the one guy in all of ATL that I actually want to mount like a randy boar and what happens? He ain’t even study’in me like that, yo.

fuckdamnit.

mirror in the sky

I AM NOW A STUDENT!

I’m enrolled in next semester at AI.
Oh, today I took my first official tour of the place. I am in love, adoration and love. That’s all I can say. I burst into tears because I want this so bad. I’m willing to do anything to get my BFA in Illustration.

On that note… anyone wana co-sign for my ‘alternative student loan’? I don’t have any fucking credit… i need some.
right now.

I’ve never killed a man, but I’ve read many an obituary with pleasure

J keeps emailing me.
I’m just biding my time.

menno is back in his collar.

How can you safely love a man for his artistic talent and his poise, love another for his music and his laugh, love another because he trembles before you, love another because he sees your world, and love yet another because he is completly and utterly perfect… all without not losing your goddamned mind?

I just don’t know.

Spoke to D about coming to visit in either october or feb.
Cheshire is coming in feb.
I’m going to houston on the first.

miss me while I’m gone, bitches.

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