AAARGH! CHEEZTOES!!

I didn’t die.

I promise, though it was so freakin’ close! like INCHES!

death from bordom is so cruel.

I am still blogging, just not where you can see it. Sucks when computers are not connected to the interwebatorium.

I have, however, taken up Bitching as a hobby.

I miss you. I love you.

You know you went off like the devil in a church in the middle of a crowded room.

I am not holding down the fort.

My step father used to tell me “Hold down the fort!” when he and my mom would leave me at home.

Like the house/condo/apartment/living space will BLOW away and I’ll end up landing my house one some green bitch’s sister… me and my little dog, too.

…about Green Bitches. I just reread “Wicked” by  Gregory Mcguire (Going to read “Son of a Witch” next) and well, he’s coming to be one of my favorate writers.

Watch Out Laurell K. You keep writing what amounts to pulp fiction and romance novels and you’ll lose a dedicated fan. I SWEAR IT!!!

I saw the freakiest commercial online today… lemme look for a link to it.

woah, apparently I’m not googling correctly tonight… anyway, can’t find it … so some little girl is walking along and thiscreepy bastard is all looking her over and goes “what color panties today?” and she freaks out… then there’s this guy at a resturant who is all “When are you going to post something new, Sarah?” and she freaks out and runs off. then the voice over.

“If you post it they can read it.” not only friends but creepy bastards, too.

…none of my readers are creepy… are you?

..well with the exception of Jax.

I kid, I joke, I’m fulla fun.

my thing is because of this blog I don’t think I could ever run for senate but there’s nothing in it that I’m embarassed of.well, maybe a few things.

okay, i’m getting off the computer… it seems like the entire family is making with the “lets creep up on mom and scare the fucking fuck out of her.”

I don’t believe it’s true, anymore anymore.

Been thinking lots about the U/St so I decided to fiddle with it somemore.

1) Color Blind by Counting Crows
2) All Falls Down by Kayne West
3) Hero by Tantric
4) Do You Realise?? by Flaming Lips
5) She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5
6) Queston by Old 97s
7) The Asshole Song by Jude 8) Lullabye (goodnight my angel) by Billy Joel
9) From Your Mouth by God Lives Underwater
10) Rick James by Jude
11) Charlie Says by Jude
12) Dont Drink the Water by Dave Matthew’s Band
13) Gravedigger by Dave Matthews Band
14) Caress Me Down by Sublime
15) Tribute by Tenacious D
16) Roses by Outcast
17) Hey Ya! by Outcast
18) Lose Yourself by Eminem
19) Along Comes Mary by BloodHound Gang
20) Hey Montana by Eve 6
21) Kody by Matchbox 20
22) No Such Thing by John Mayer
23) Open Arms by Journey
24) Murder of One by Counting Crows
25) She Don’t Want Nobody Near by Counting Crows
26) Rabbit Run by Eminem
27) Tremble for My Beloved by Collective Soul
28) Eyes Like Yours by Shakira
29) Streets of Where I’m From by Old 97’s
30) Ragdoll by Maroon 5
31) The Boy’s Gone by Jason Mraz
32) Sleeping to Dream by Fiona Apple
33) Don’t you Think by Natalie Imbruglia
34) 99 Problems by Jay-Z
35) Hello, I love you by The Doors
36) Hyacinth House by The Doors
37) Indian Summer by The Doors
38) Whiskey, Mystics and Men by The Doors
39) All Figured Out by Bowling for Soup
40) Gone Till November by Wyclef Jean
41) Clumsy by Our Lady Peace
42) Clumsy Card House by Blue October
43) Come in Closer by Blue October
44) Inner Glow by Blue October
45) Hostile Apostle by 311
46) Green Eyes by Cold Play
47) Long Day by Matchbox 20
48) Come Undone by Duran Duran
49) Another Horsedreamers Blues by Counting Crows
50) Diamond Dogs by David Bowie
51) The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most by Dashboard Confessional
52) You Won’t Be Mine by Matchbox 20
53) Sometimes Jacks Rule the Realm by 311
54) Tiki God by P.O.T.U.S.A.
55) Shame by Stabbing Westward
56) Castles Made of Sand by Jimi Hendrix
57) Leave Me Alone by Natalie Imbruglia
58) Dosed by Red Hot Chili Peppers
59) Fast Car by Tracy Chapman
60) Fall to Pieces by Velvet Revolver
61) The Reason by Hoobastank
62) Almost Over by Limp Bizkit
63) Soul to Squeeze by Red Hot Chili Peppers
64) In the End by Linkin Park
65) Here is Gone by GooGoo Dolls
66) Gasoline by Seether
67) Dumb by Nirvana
68) If Loving You is Wrong by Glen Washington
69) The Impression that I Get by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
70) Megalomaniac by Incubus
71) Hey Man Nice Shot by Filter
72) Time is Running Out by Muse
73) Ne Me Quitte Pas by Nina Simone
74) Don’t Stand So Close to Me by The Police
75) Seven Days by Sting
76) Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels
77) The Very Thought of You by Nat King Cole
78) Fire Water Burn by The Bloodhound Gang
79) Hands Down by Dashboard Confessional
80) Looks like They were Right by Lit
81) All My Life by Foo Fighters
82) In Bloom by Nirvana
83) Black by Pearl Jam
84) Page Avenue by Story of the Year
85) So Long Farewell Goodbye by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
86) Until the Day I Die by Story of the Year
87) Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional
88) Vampires of NewYork by Marcy Playground
89) The Devils Song by Marcy Playground
90) Act Naturally by SemiSonic
91) She Spreads her Wings by SemiSonic
92) Brand New Baby by SemiSonic
93) Gone to the Movies by SemiSonic
94) Azwethinkweiz by Incubus
95) You never can tell by Chuck Berry
96) What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong
97) Grandma’s Hands by Bill Withers
98) A day in the life by The Beatles
99) Everybody’s got Something to Hide except for Me and My Monkey by the Beatles
100) Elenore Rigby by the Beatles
101) Miss you, Love You by Maroon 5
102) Must get out by Maroon 5
103) That’s not enought by Maroon 5
104) Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger
105) Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Bizkit
106) Push by Matchbox 20
107) The Very Thought of you by Nat King Cole
108) Shut Up by BloodHound Gang
109) Lush Life by Ella Fitzgerald
110) For the Good Times by Al Green
111) Oceans by Pearl Jam
112) Before these crowded streets by Dave Matthews Band
113) Put a Lid on it by Squirrel Nut Zippers
114) Hell by Squirrel Nut Zippers
115) She wants to Move by N.E.R.D.
116) The Dreaming Tree by Dave Matthews Band
117) Holloween by Dave Matthews Band
118) Arrivederci Roma by Dean Martin
119) Buona sera by Louis Prima
120) Corrine, Corrina by Big Joe Turner
121) Don’t let the stars get in your eyes by Bing Crosby
122) Dream a little Dream of Me Dean Martin
123) Houston by Dean Martin
124) All I wanna Do by Sheryl Crow
125) Sleep to dream by Fiona Apple
126) Take A Picture by Filter
127) Lets get it on by Marvin Gaye
128) I Wanna Dance with Somebody by Whitney Houston
129) Nature Boy by Natalie Cole
130) 45 by Shinedown
131) Saints and Sailors by Dashboard Confessional
132) Criminal by Fiona Apple
133) Suck my Kiss by Red Hot Chili Peppers
134) Bad Moon Rising by Credence Clearwater Revival
135) Black Jesus by Everlast
136) Slow like Honey by Fiona Apple
137) Sullen Girl by Fiona Apple
138) Kick some Ass by Stroke Nine
139) Washin + Wondering by Stroke Nine
140) 100 girls by Stroke Nine
141) One More Addiction by Natlie Imbruglia
142) We Don’t Care by Kayne West
143) Never Let Me Down by Kayne West
144) Spaceship by Kayne West
145) Mexican Radio by Authority Zero
146) Diamonds and Guns by Transplants
147) At Least I Know I’m a Sinner by Atreyu
148) Stars by Hum
149) Rexall by Dave Navarro
150) This Photograph is My Proof by Taking back Sunday
151) Getting away With Murder by Papa Roach
152) Numb by Linkin Park
153) All Downhill From Here by NewFound Glory
154) Walkie Talkie Man by Steriogram
155) Predictable by GoodCharlotte
156) Only One by YellowCard
157) Wondering by Good Charlotte
158) Boys & Girls by Good Charlotte
159) Movin’ On by Good Charlotte
160) Kissing the Lipless by The Shins
161) And Love Said No by His Infernal Majesty
162) 911 Is a Joke by Public Enemy
163) Burden in My Hand by SoundGarden
164) Day Tripper by The Beatles
165) Here Comes the Sun by the Beatles
167) Nightshift by the Commodores
168) Good Girls Don’t by the Knack****hurrah!!
169) Dust in the Wind by Eric Benet
170) Cell Block Tango from Chicago
171) Fair by Ben Folds Five
172) Sunday Morning by Maroon 5
173) Amphetamines by Eve 6
174) Strange Currencies by R.E.M.
175) Pretty Baby by Vanessa Calrton
176) Kitty by P.O.T.U.S.A.
178) Candyman by Spacehog
179) One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces by Ben Folds Five
180) Let Me In by R.E.M.
181) Feather Pluckin’ by P.O.T.U.S.A.
182) Damn by Matchbox 20
183) Busted by Matchbox 20
184) Life is for Living by Coldplay
185) You might Think by the Cars
186) The Day that I Die by Good Charlotte
187) You Can’t Take Me by Bryan Adams
188) Don’t Push by Sublime
189) Jailhouse by Sublime
190) Girl Eyes by Eve 6
191) Suicide Note by Johnette Napolitano
192) Love is Stronger than Pride by Sade
193) X-Girlfriend by Bush
194) Lullabye by Shawn Mullins
195) Ocean Breathes Salty by Modest Mouse
196) Walking in Rhythm by The Blackbyrds
197) Brillant Dance by Dashboard Confessional
198) This is the New Shit by Marilyn Manson
199) As Told by Ginger Theme by Macy Gray
200) Sign Your Name by Terence Trent D’Arby
201) Bullet Proof Soul by Sade
202) Clocks by Coldplay
203) Pale September by Fiona Apple
204) Bring me the head of the disco king by David Bowie
205) Amsterdam by Coldplay
206) We Don’t Need another Hero by Tina Turner
207) Mr Brightside by the Killers
208) Satellite by Dave Matthews
209) Killuminati by TuPac
210) For All my Niggaz and Bitches by Snoop Dogg
211) Surrender by Cheap Trick
212) Sheep go to Heaven by Cake
213) Oridnary by Train
214) Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying by Ray Charles
215) You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi
216) Fabulous by Jaheim
217) Nocturnal by Eve 6
218) The Crystal Ship by the Doors
219) This Photograph is Proof by Taking Back Sunday
220) When Doves Cry by Prince
221) Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better by Irving Berlin
222) Peel Off by Jin
223) Getting Better by the Beatles
224) It Wasn’t Us by Ludacris/I-20
225) Calm Like a Bomb by Rage Against the Machine
226) Say Anything by Good Charlotte
227) The Reason by Hoobastank
228) Why’s Everybody Pickin on Me by the BloodHound Gang
229) The Very Thought of You by Aaron Neville
230) Brilliant Disguise by Bruce Springsteen
231) Look What You’ve Done by Jet
232) Possum Kingdom by the Toadies
233) I Come From the Water by Toadies
234) Next Lifetime by Erykah Badu
235) Unwell by Matchbox 20
236) When the World Ends by Dave Matthews Band
237) On & On by Eryka Badu
238) Last Dream Home by Nancy Wilson
239) Natural High by BloodStone
240) As We Lay by Shirley Murdock
241) Cheaper to Keep Her by Johnnie Taylor
242) Beauty and a Thug by Jahiem
243) Blow It Out by Ludacris
244) We Are by Ana
245) The Night the Lights Went Out in NYC by the Ataris
246) Save the Children by Marvin Gaye
267) Oye by Pitbull
268) Inner City Blues by Marvin Gaye
269) Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now from Cat’s Don’t Dance
270) Hovi Baby by Jay-Z
271) Hoes In My Room by Ludacris
272) White Lines by Duran Duran
273) Body by Bush
274) Things Ain’t What They Used to Be by Duke Ellington
275) Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5
276) Must Get Out by Maroon 5
278) Miss World by Hole
279) Flowerstand Man by Dido
280) Naked and Famous by P.O.T.U.S.A.
281) Hover by Trust Company
282) Burnin Love by Elvis
283) Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto by James Brown
284) Pearls by Sade
285) Like a Tattoo by Sade
286) The Shot Heard ‘Round the World by Ween
287) Don’t Know Why by Norah Jones
288) Seven Years by Norah Jones
289) Come Away with Me by Norah Jones
290) The Sun by Maroon 5
291) Walk on By by Cake2
92) Banditos by The Refreshments
293) Somebody Kill Me Please by Adam Sandler
294) Revelation 22:20 by Puscifer
295) I Touch Myself by Divinyls
296) Leavin on a Jet Plane by Peter Paul and Mary
297) Jaqueline by Franz Ferdinand
298) Varuca Salt by the Umpa Loompa’s
299) The best deceptions by Dashboard confessional
300) Take me Out by Franz Ferdinand
301) The Dark of the Matinee by Franz Ferdinand
302) Silly by Patti LaBelle
303) this fire by Franz Ferdinand

304) The Best Deceptions by Dashboard Confessional

305) Jacqueline by Franz Ferdinand

306) Pretty Baby by Vanessa Carlton

307) L.A. Woman by the Doors

308) Fast Car by Tracy Chapman

309) Amy’s Eyes by Shawn Mullins

310) Shimmer by Shawn Mullins

311) Elenor by Low Millions

312) Never is a Promise by Fiona Apple

313) Give a Little Bit by Super Tramp

314) Julia by Low Millions

315) Diary by Low Millions

316) 100 Blouses by Low Millions

317) Watching the Detectives by Elvis Costello

318) Brothers and Sisters by Cold Play

319) Bring me the Disco King by David Bowie

320) Breathe (2 AM) by Anna Nalick

321) Zip-Lock by Lit

322) Crazy by Seal

323) Nikki by Low Millions

324) God Put a Smile On Your Face by Coldplay

325) Washin’ + Wonderin’ by Stroke 9

326) Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes

327) No Phone by Cake

328) Long Line of Cars by Cake

329) Estrogen oxygen aches in my teeth again by Loudermilk

330) Showerhead by Eve 6

331) Tongue Tied by Eve 6

332) Songs of Farewell and Departure by Hum

333) The Boy’s Gone by Jason Mraz

334) Monkey to Man by Elvis Costello

335) Zooma Zooma Zooma Angelina by Louis Prima

336) Cell Block Tango from the movie CHICAGO

337) Ain’t No Sunshine by Bill Withers

338) For Nancy (’Cus it Already is) by Pete Yorn

339) Heros by David Bowie

340) Dear God by XTC

341) Guns for Hire by AC/DC

342) I’ll be here a while by 311

343) NYC Weather Report by Five for Fighting

344) Devil in the Wishing Well by Five for Fighting

345) 100 Years by Five for Fighting

346) Love Me Two Times by The Doors

347) Low Millions by Low Millions

348) Good People by Jack Johnson

349) Whatever Lola Wants by Sarah Vaughn

350) Stars by Hum

351) Fortunate Fool by Jack Johnson

352) Fortress around your Heart by Sting

353) A Big Hunk O’ Love by Elvis Presley

354) Michael Jordan by Five for Fighting

355) Beer for My Horses by Toby Kieth

356) The News by Jack Johnson

357) Freaked Out and Small by Presidents of the United States of America

358) Oh Ellin! by GOB

359) Times Like These by Jack Johnson

360) Taylor by Jack Johnson

361) Wasting Time by Jack Johnson

362) Better Together by Jack Johnson

363) Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie

364) Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Jack Johnson

365) Goodnight Goodnight by Hot Hot Heat

366) Mope by the Blood Hound Gang

367) Tear me in two by Stroke Nine

368)  Add it up by Violent Femmes

369) Dangerous by Busta Rhymes

370) Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones

371) Triangle Man by They Might Be Giants

372) Wishing Well by Terrance Trent D’Arby

373) Blue Angel by Squirrel Nut Zippers

374) City Life by Stroke Nine

375) Beautiful by Smashing Pumpkins

376) Save Me by Unwritten Law

377) I Like the Way by Unwritten Law

378) 4 letter word by Cake

379) Bad Touch by he BloodHound Gang

380) I come from the water by the Toadies

381) Girls will really tear you up in side by A girl called Eddy

382) Stars by Hum

383) How could you want him by the Spin Doctors

384) World of Two by Cake

385) Frank Sinatra by Cake

386) Places to Cry by Blue Merle

finished all the way to May 2005…am I EVER gonna finish this?

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