Smoke this, I’m getting a monkey.

il_fullxfull.85698072I’ve made a very important decision regarding the new house.

The guest bathroom will have a toilet unicorn.

[GRIN] This comes from an awesome shop over at etsy that sells decals on and for everything from windows to toilets to stockings. So serious. Stockings. Click the pic, it’ll take you there.

Now in other news-

Knitting. Remember when I was learning to crochet and wanted to kill everything with the crochet needle b/c I just couldn’t get ANYTHING RIGHT. Let’s revisit that really quick because KNITTING SUCKS.  Though I’m using my experience with crochet, spinning, butter making, ice-cream making to kind of keep myself from losing my nut.

It’s hard, but soon it’ll get to a point where I just can DO IT no problem, no stress.

I’m just gonna keep telling myself that.

Packing, Packing…always packing.

Water liliesSo, here in la la land we post pictures from windows BECAUSE our new computer has no images on it BECAUSE our husband type beasts have destroyed the camera by exposing it to life changing, scarring and potentially fatal experiences….  Like Rocky Horror.

I kid.

It wasn’t ‘like’ Rocky Horror…it WAS Rocky Horror!! For some reason our camera rebelled and now it won’t do the picture taking thing.

Damn.

So, we’re moving again. Into a house without a view. I’ll post pictures to explain…oh…wait a minute, nvm

I sold my first scarf from my $3 Scarf Project! il_fullxfull.87604532

It’s 99 inches of scarf (not including the fringe) that’s finding a new home in Australia! I’m pretty damned excited! It’s a super thin design, like a long warm piece of ribbon. [glee]

Oh NANOWRIMO is raising it’s ugly head, soon!!

I’m pretty excited, I think I’m really gonna get into the whole thing by launching a website and everything. Because I really want to get published, you know, but I’m so fucking lazy it’s a damn shame…like now. I don’t even think I’m gonna finish this post.

We can be happy underground.

iusb_760x100.6405121So. Dragon*Con!

First, PISSED that I didn’t have the calling cards that I wanted… and no not the Call Nigeria for $.05 per minute!!! calling cards, I mean like this. Mainly because I had SO MANY PEOPLE asking me about my bubblewatch [glee] I even sold one this weekend!

Second, DragonCon rocked. OH MY GOD DID IT! And it’s still ROCKIN’ till Monday.

Third, mention you met me @ dragon*con and you get 20% off in my Etsy store ClockworkRabbit Crafts and Contraptions.

Fourth, I couldn’t find Dash, the chick who bought my clockwork wings. And this made me sad.

Fifth, I found someone I lost a few years ago. I was sitting, drunkenly blathering, when some dude was suddenly in the conversation. Paul said something about sharing his rum and he said to me “I’ll share, if you can remember my name.” I was all like “Yeah? It’s S.P.S.” I said it all nonchalant. As if I haven’t been looking for this dude for YEARS, right? And he was all “Wow, you’re right.” Then I said his name again…and it clicked. You know like a light switch went on. OMG!!!

So I tackled him and accosted him with the drunken blah blahs. Lucky dude.

That is all.

And don’t think we don’t know to weed ’em out.

So I found this awesome place that has really beautiful and amazing corsets at a low low price, seriously. I even found corsets up to 6X! Check it out. Be amazed!

this is the end of bollywood

I can’t stand incompetency.

I hate depending on anyone else. I hate having to rely on some shitdick to do what they’re supposed to do so that I can do what I need to do.

Fuck.

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