The Vandals

The Vandals are an American Punk Rock band established in 1980 in Huntington Beach, California. They have released ten full-length studio albums and two live albums and have toured the world extensively, including performances on the Vans Warped Tour. They are well known for their use of humor, preferring to use their music as a vehicle for entertainment and sarcasm rather than as a platform for more serious issues. As of 2000, they have been signed to Kung Fu Records. The band's lineup fluctuated significantly over their first nine years, though founding members Steven Ronald Jensen, guitarist Jan Nils Ackermann, and first consistent drummer Joe Escalante remained regular fixtures. Of the early members only Escalante has remained through all subsequent incarnations of the band. The current lineup of Escalante, Dave Quackenbush, Warren Fitzgerald, and Josh Freese has remained intact since 1990 and is generally considered far removed from the band's early 1980s incarnation. Since 2002 Escalante has released all of the band's albums through his Kung Fu Records label, with Fitzgerald generally producing.

Peace Thru Vandalism (1982)

01 - Wanna Be Manor

02 - Urban Stuggle

03 - The Legend Of Pat Brown

04 - Pirate's Life

05 - H.B. Hotel

06 - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)

When In Rome Do As The Vandals (1985)

01 - Ladykiller

02 - Birthday Bash

03 - Master Race (In Outer Space)

04 - Big Bro Vs. Johnny Sako

05 - Mohawk Town

06 - Viking Suit

07 - Hocus Pocus

08 - I'm A Fly

09 - Slap Of Love

10 - Airstream

11 - Rico

Slippery When Ill (1988)

01 - Clowns Are Experts

02 - Susanville

03 - Desert Woman

04 - In America

05 - Elvis Decanter

06 - Goop All Over The Phone

07 - Shi'ite Punk

08 - Gator Hide

09 - Long Hair Queer

10 - (Illa Zilla) Lady Killa

Fear Of A Punk Planet (1991)

01 - Pizza Tran

02 - The Rodge

03 - Join Us For Pong

04 - Hey Holmes!

05 - Girls Turn 18 Every Day

06 - Kill My Tenant

07 - Summer Lovin'

08 - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died

09 - Anti

10 - Teenage Idol

11 - Small Wonder

12 - Phone Machine

13 - Shi'ite Punk

14 - China Town

15 - Working For The Man

16 - Kokomo

Sweatin' To The Oldies: The Vandals Live! (1994)

01 - Anarchy Burger

02 - The Legend Of Pat Brown

03 - Join Us For Pong

04 - Pizza Tran

05 - The Master Race In Outer Space

06 - Wanna Be Manor

07 - Mohawk Town

08 - Lady Killer

09 - Girls Turn 18 Everyday

10 - Hey Homes!

11 - HB Hotel

12 - Pirates Life

13 - Summer Lovin'

14 - Urban Struggle

15 - Teenage Idol

16 - (But Then) She Spoke

17 - NIMBY

18 - And Now We Dance

Live Fast, Diarrea (1995)

01 - Let The Bad Times Roll

02 - Take It Back

03 - And Now We Dance

04 - I Have A Date

05 - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

06 - Power Mustache

07 - Nimby

08 - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape

09 - Live Fast, Diarrhea

10 - Happy Birthday To Me

11 - Changed My Pants (I Don't Wanna)

12 - Get In Line

13 - Johnny Twobags

14 - Kick Me

15 - Soup Of The Day

The Quickening (1996)

01 - Stop Smiling

02 - It's A Fact

03 - Marry Me

04 - Allah!

05 - Tastes Like Chicken

06 - (But Then) She Spoke

07 - How (Did This Loser Get This Job?)

08 - Hungry For You

09 - Failure Is The Best Revenge

10 - Aging Orange

11 - Canine Euthenaisa

12 - Moving Up

13 - (I'll Make You) Love Me

14 - Choosing Your Masters

15 - I Believe

Oi! To The World (1994)

01 - A Gun For Christmas

02 - Grandpa's Last X-mas

03 - Thanx For Nothing

04 - Oi! To The World

05 - Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday

06 - Christmas Time For My Penis

07 - I Don't Believe In Santa Claus

08 - My First X-Mas (As A Woman)

09 - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies

10 - Here I Am Lord

11 - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S

12 - Hang Myself From The Tree

13 - Ouverture

Hitler Bad, Vandals Good (1998)

01 - People That Are Going To Hell

02 - Cafe 405

03 - My Girlfriend's Dead

04 - I Know, Huh?

05 - Money's Not An Issue

06 - I've Got An Ape Drape

07 - If The Government Could Read My Mind

08 - Too Much Drama

09 - Come Out Fighting

10 - Euro-Barge

11 - F'd Up Girl

12 - An Idea For A Movie

13 - OK

14 - So Long, Farewell

Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes (1999)

01 - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)

02 - Susanville

03 - Desert Woman

04 - In America

05 - Elvis Decanter

06 - Goop All Over My Phone (Pleasant All Over The Bill)

07 - Gator Hide

08 - Long Hair Queer

09 - Play That Country Tuba Cowboy

10 - Complain (From The Film Bob Roberts)

Look What I Almost Stepped In (2000)

01 - Behind The Music

02 - Sorry, Mom And Dad

03 - Go

04 - The New You

05 - Flowers Are Pretty

06 - Jackass

07 - What About Me

08 - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)

09 - I'm The Boss Of Me

10 - That's My Girl

11 - Get A Room

12 - San Berdu

13 - Crippled & Blind

14 - Fourteen

15 - Why Are You Alive?

Internet Dating Superstuds (2002)

01 - 43210-1

02 - Appreciate My Honesty

03 - I'm Becoming You

04 - Disproportioned Head

05 - Soccer Mom

06 - We'll All Get Laid

07 - Little Weirdo

08 - I Can't Wait

09 - Where's My Dignity

10 - My Brain Tells My Body

11 - When I say You, I Mean Me

12 - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore

13 - My Brother Is Gay

14 - Lord Of Dance

Live At The House Of Blues (2004)

01 - 43210-1

02 - Appreciate My Honesty

03 - It's A Fact

04 - An Idea For A Movie

05 - Pizza Tran

06 - Cafe 405

07 - Soccer Mom

08 - The New You

09 - Marry Me

10 - Oi! To The World

11 - Mimby

12 - My Brain Tells My Body

13 - People That Are Going To Hell

14 - Too Much Drama

15 - Disproportioned Head

16 - Take It Back

17 - Unseen Tears Of The Albacore

18 - And Now We Dance

19 - I've Got An Ape Drape

20 - Behind The Music

21 - My Girlfriend's Dead

22 - I've Got A Date

Hollywood Potato Chip (2004)

01 - How They Getcha'

02 - Don't Stop Me Now

03 - My Neck, My Back

04 - Be A Good Robot

05 - Manimal

06 - My Special Moment

07 - Designed By Satan

08 - Atrocity

09 - Dig A Hole

10 - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch

11 - I Guess I'll Take You Back

12 - Christian Or Canadian

13 - I Am Crushed

Shingo Japanese Remix Album (2005)

01 - How They Getcha (Gold Mix)

02 - 4.3.2.1.0.-1 (0.2.2.3. Mix)

03 - Appreciate My Honesty (Mc Freshman Mix)

04 - Be A Good Robot (Rhythm Rovo Mix)

05 - Disproportioned Head (Bistrot 2000 Mix)

06 - Little Weirdo (Shuttle 9 Mix)

07 - When I Say You, I Mean Me (Clockworked Mix)

08 - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore (Last Mix)

09 - I'm Becoming You (CJB Mix)

10 - My Neck, My Back (Ikioi Mix)

11 - Lord Of The Dance (Do Da Swing! Mix)

12 - Hidden Track

BBC Sessions And Other Polished Turds (2009)

01 - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker

02 - Judy Is A Punk

03 - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool

04 - Joe

05 - Costa Mesa Hates Me

06 - Jilted John

07 - Change The World With My Hockey Stick

08 - I'm Black

09 - Heigh-Ho

10 - Poison

11 - My Neck My Back (BBC)

12 - Ball And Chain (BBC)

13 - Mexican Blackbird (BBC)

14 - Canine Euthenasia (BBC)

15 - Don't Stop Me Now (BBC)

16 - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)

Christmas Formal Live! (2013)

01 - A Gun For Christmas

02 - US-KFR13-14272 - Grandpa's Last Christmas

03 - US-KFR13-14280 - Oi! To The World

04 - My First Christmas As A Woman

05 - Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday

06 - Here I AM Lord

07 - Thanks For Nothing

08 - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause

09 - Christmas Time For My Penis

10 - C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S.

11 - Hang Myself From The Tree

12 - So Long Farewell

Internet Dating Superstuds (Deluxe Edition) (2013)

01 - 4,3,2,1,0,-1

02 - Appreciate My Honesty

03 - I'm Becoming You

04 - Disproportioned Head

05 - Soccer Mom

06 - We'll All Get Laid

07 - Little Weirdo

08 - I Can't Wait

09 - Where's Your Dignity

10 - My Brain Tells My Body

11 - When I Say You, I Mean Me

12 - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore

13 - My Brother Is Gay

14 - Lord Of The Dance

15 - Count To Ten

16 - 4,3,2,1,0,-1 (Instrumental)

17 - Appreciate My Honesty (Instrumental)

18 - I'm Becoming You (Instrumental)

19 - Disproportioned Head (Instrumental)

20 - Soccer Mom (Instrumental)

21 - We'll All Get Laid (Instrumental)

22 - Little Weirdo (Instrumental)

23 - I Can't Wait (Instrumental)

24 - Where's Your Dignity (Instrumental)

25 - My Brain Tells My Body (Instrumental)

26 - When I Say You, I Mean Me (Instrumental)

27 - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore (Instrumental)

28 - My Brother Is Gay (Instrumental)

29 - Lord Of The Dance (Instrumental - Demo)

30 - Count To Ten (Instrumental)

31 - Disproportioned Head (Demo)

Oi! To The World! (Live In Concert) (2019)

01 - Overture

02 - Hang Myself From The Tree

03 - Gun For Christmas

04 - Grandpa's Last Christmas

05 - It's A Fact

06 - Thanks For Nothing

07 - Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday

08 - Behind The Music

09 - Once A Year

10 - I Don't Believe In Santa Claus

11 - My Girlfriend's Dead

12 - My First Christmas As A Woman

13 - People That Are Going To Hell

14 - Xmas Time For My (You Know What)

15 - Live Fast Diarrhea

16 - I Know Huh

17 - Oi! To The World

18 - I Had A Date

19 - Here I Am Lord

Curse Of The Unripe Pumpkin (2020)

01 - Curse Of The Unripe Pumpkin

02 - Theme For Glory Daze

03 - It's A Fact

04 - I Don't Think You're A Slut

05 - Right On Q

06 - My Heart Will Go On

07 - Theme From That Darn Punk

08 - Mambo (Japanese Remix)

25th Annual Christmas Formal (Live) (2021)

01 - Dance Of The Sugarplum Faries

02 - Gun For Christmas

03 - Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday

04 - Grandpa's Last Christmas

05 - Thanx For Nothing

06 - Christmas Time For My Penis

07 - I Don't Believe In Santa Claus

08 - My First Christmas As A Woman

09 - Here I Am Lord

10 - C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S

11 - People That Are Going To Hell

12 - Idea For A Movie

13 - Change My Pants

14 - I've Got An Ape Drape

15 - Live Fast Diarrhea

16 - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)

17 - Urban Struggle

18 - Euro-Barge

19 - It's A Fact

20 - And Now We Dance

21 - My Girlfriend's Dead

22 - Hang Myself From The Tree

23 - Hungry For You

24 - Oi! To The World

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