They say beggars cant be choosers, so us golf snobs who know the rules of golf inside out cant be too displeased with 3 panels of golf (or what passes for it) in lieu of the Isis/missing dad story. But there’s plenty of bogeys in todays strip.
P1 – we already know the artist doesnt know a green from a fairway. I know its only early May but with the rain we’ve had out here, the grass is lush and green. Not so in Milfordland. All we see is a vast expanse of land with a small hole. The player is putting cross handed.
P2 – Coach Gonads celebrates Estradas par with an overreaction. Dude, there’s 2 teams out there all over the course, all playing simultaneously. How on earth he can see one player, making one putt, is nigh impossible. What vantage point does a golf coach have while a match is going on? He only has 2 eyes. And that hideous outfit only makes him look more ridiculous.
P3 – Milford 1-man team Martin hits a pitch shot on the green with a touch thats impossible for a beginner. We have another misspelled golf term (Saturday it was bogie instead of bogey) as the word should be ‘puts’ one to about 12 feet, not ‘putts’ which of course is a putt, not a pitch. Again Barajas trying to show how smart he is, winds up tripping over his own feet.
Martin even said it wasnt his day already after missing a par putt. Goddammit Barajas, a beginner wouldnt have a par putt for at least 2 years in real life, and how many ‘days’ has Martin had if he just tried golf last month on this team? Which he somehow made without ever picking up a club? The nonsense just multiplies, like Martins scores would be if he was really a beginner.
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