As you know we are always being told to have 5 a day! I couldn’t agree more!
I recommend a Marijuana, Vodka, Crack, Speed, Smack sandwich – on locally sourced Wholegrain naturally.
No butter as it is bad for the heart.
Peace and Love
Uncle Crackhead
Posts Tagged ‘cupboards’
Crackhead In The Cupboard Says; “Manners Maketh Man!”
Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, UK, tagged Black Humor, Blogs, Britain, Cannada, Crack Cocaine, cupboards, Drug Abuse, England, Funny, Humor, Humour, India, Irony, London, Random, Satire, Turkish Drug Gangs, USA on May 1, 2014| 18 Comments »
Hi Kids,
Whilst I am a lowly Crackhead In A Cupboard, I still remember me P’s and Q’s towards my Crack supplier.
Although the benefits of this polite approach were not immediate (necessitating several trips to A and E to sew my knees back on) at least “The Turk” only beats my withered arm as punishment for tardy payment. Even then I manage a chirpy smile and wish him all the best as he leaves the cupboard!
So Kids – Always remember to say please and thank you! Manners cost nothing!
Crackhead In The Cupboard Says; “Follow Your Dreams!”
Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, UK, tagged Adult humour, Black Humour, Crack, cupboards, Dream Can Come True, Drug Abuse, England, Follow Your Dream, Humor, Humour, Music, Piano, Satire on April 9, 2014| 24 Comments »
Hi Kids,
Take yer old Uncle Crackhead’s advice and follow your dreams!
I was a concert pianist feted all over the world for my talent and humility. But all I really wanted to be was a Crackhead In A Cupboard! And with perseverance, hard work, petty theft and a descent into hell I achieved my dream!
So kids if you work hard, really believe in your dreams then take it from me – They Do Come True!
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