THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Kailen Richard Wareham, 35, and Ava Ashouri, 27, have been arrested in connection with a Toronto human trafficking investigation. Investigators say the two suspects trafficked a 23-year-old victim through 'a combination of of deception, coercion and control.'" -- ”

And there's more...

-- "A male has been injured and two suspects are wanted after a stabbing at Eglinton Avenue and Birchmount Road in Scarborough. No suspect descriptions have been made available." --

And...

-- "Three suspects are at-large after shots were fired near Martin Grove Road and Finch Avenue in north Etobicoke on Monday evening." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for 33-year-old Omar Attia, wanted in connection with a violent assault that left a victim seriously injured in Scarborough." --

I GUESS PIMPING OUT YOUR CHILDREN IS A FORM OF REPARATIONS...

-- "According to the Guelph Police Service, the investigation found that minors were being trafficked and sexually exploited by Jameel Ahmed Dosu, 26, aka 'DJ Infamous Jay' and Brian Allard, 29, aka 'King.'  Both men are from Toronto." --

Those darned 'Toronto' men. 

Sorry, peasants... no names here either...

-- "An 18-year-old man has been sent to hospital with serious, non-life-threatening injuries, following a shooting in uptown Waterloo early Saturday morning." --

NOT A BOB OR A DOUG IN SIGHT...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested Isaiah Cassim, 27, in a human trafficking investigation that investigators say involved deception, coercion, illicit drugs and the exploitation of an adult woman. He faces a lengthy list of charges, including procuring exercising control, and advertising another person’s sexual services." --

AND...

-- "Mario Norbert Fajko, 28, is wanted after a person was choked and thrown to the ground near Lumsden and Woodbine avenues in separate incidents in East York last week." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Durham Regional Police say two men and one female suspect were taken into custody while several drugs, a loaded firearm, and prohibited overcapacity magazines were located and seized." --

NOT A BOB OR A DOUG IN SIGHT...

-- "Police in Durham Region have announced the arrest of Yvenord Hyacinthe, 44,, after a young woman was allegedly coerced into the sex trade nearly one year ago. A second suspect, Tina Baker, 46, of Oshawa, has been charged in connection with a human trafficking investigation in Durham Region." --

THOSE DARNED BRAMPTON MEN...

-- "Brampton man Sahil Thakur, 35, is wanted after he allegedly tricked a Durham Region investor into transferring $200,000 to him to fund a fraudulent trucking and transportation business." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police Officer Const. Abbas Popal, 25, has been charged after unlawfully accessing private police databases on various occasions over a year and a half." --

THOSE DARNED 'GTA MEN'...

-- "GTA man Kelly Osifo, 36, is in the custody of London police following a two-year human trafficking investigation. Osifo faces a long list of charges, including assault, uttering threats of death or bodily harm, trafficking, mischief and benefitting from trafficking a person over the age of 18." --

If only we could find some sort of correlation...

-- "A new report from Statistics Canada found that the rate of online child sexual exploitation has increased by 347 per cent in Canada since 2014." --

Not a Bob or a Doug in sight...

-- "The driver of the Acura, Faizaan Awan, age 16, was discovered suffering from multiple gunshot wounds. He was taken to hospital, where he later died from his injuries." --

Well, there's a shocker...

A man is in hospital after being shot at an apartment building at Jane Street and Finch Avenue in North York. No further details have been released.

THOSE DARNED 'GTA MEN'... YET AGAIN...

-- "Police have charged Ian Junior Chambers, 39, of York and are searching for Kelly Osifo, 36, of Mississauga in connection with a human trafficking investigation."

And...

-- "Police in Peel Region are searching for a man following a stabbing in Brampton that has left one person with critical injuries." --

And...

-- "Mississauga woman Mezhgan Aini’s disappearance nearly four years ago is now being investigated as a homicide, Peel Regional Police announced Monday." --

THE EPICENTER OF PIMP LIFE... NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T FIX...

-- "'There's so many crossovers between a number of other issues — gender-based violence, domestic violence, murdered and missing Indigenous women and girls — and human trafficking is a piece that I think we don't always know how to recognize properly because it's so behind closed doors.   The name that we came up with is Wi Na Wenjikaazo, which means in Ojibway, they are taken care of,’ said Paypompee." --

Missing and murdered aboriginal women, you say?

BRAMPTON MAN BREAKS COLOUR-BARRIER... PIMPING INFRASTRUCTURE SHATTERED...

  --  "On Jan. 30, officers located and arrested the suspect, identified as James Kenneth West, 46, of Brampton.   West is facing a lengthy list of offences, including sexual assault, assault, sexual exploitation of a young person and sexual interference with a person under 16, among many others."  --  

THOSE DARNED ALBERTA MEN...

-- "The surname Atoa originates from the Pacific Islands, especially Polynesian cultures, likely stemming from a word meaning 'strong' or 'brave,' reflecting family traits or roles." --

Meanwhile... in other tales of diversity.

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE

-- "Mississauga man Jamiel Smith, 34, has been charged with more than a dozen offences in connection with a year-long human trafficking investigation dubbed 'Project Magnolia.' Investigators say Smith sexually assaulted one victim and forced another to marry an unnamed individual for his own financial gain." --

And it's spreading.

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER PIMP-FREE OSHAWA...

-- "Durham Regional police have charged 29-year-old Kimeron Kamal Grant and 21-year-old Desirae Bailey, both of Oshawa in connection with a human trafficking and sexual assault investigation involving a 15-year-old girl." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE

-- "Toronto Police have announced the arrest of Dejaun Clarke, 19, in a major human trafficking investigation that began earlier this year and involves the exploitation of two teenage girls." --

And let's kill the Young Offenders Act.

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY PIMPS APPARENTLY...

-- "Peel Regional Police have charged Zain Al A’Rafreen, 30, of Brampton with sex trafficking offences after two victims alleged they were forced to perform sexual acts by their boss." --

Or too much cocaine... Meet Gurjeet Singh, 28, and Abdikadir Egal, 38

THOSE DARNED 'OSHAWA MEN'...

-- "Durham Regional Police say the have arrested 35-year-old Ramone Stewart, who is accused of coercing a young woman into the sex trade and transporting her to multiple countries." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch. 

And there's this...

-- "U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers on the Buffalo side of the Peace Bridge border crossing, arrested U.S. citizen Mokhtar Kazemi, 33, on Wednesday after he allegedly tried to leave the country in a stolen luxury BMW worth $100,000." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE

-- "Officers attended an address near Bond Street East and Ritson Road North in Oshawa and the woman was located at the address and arrested without incident. Yvenord Hyacinthe, 43 of Oshawa is wanted for multiple offences including Assault, Assault with a Weapon, Forcible Confinement, Robbery, Extortion, and Procuring." --

JUST YOUR TYPICAL 'GRIMSBY MAN'...

-- "Nathan Johnson, a 45-year-old Grimsby man is facing human trafficking and other charges after police say two women were forced to constantly provide sexual services out of fear for their lives." --

What does the well-equipped pimp wear these days...

-- "Investigators seized $37,385 in Canadian currency, body armour, 11.2 grams of fentanyl and 5.9 grams of cocaine." --

And in other Grimsby news. 

More diversity/strength, please...

-- "Peel Regional Police are searching for 33-year-old Delroy Thomas of Brampton who is wanted on almost two dozen charges, including attempted murder." --

In other MSM quasi-revelations...

"No... we're not going to tell you their names."

SURPRISE!!! CP24 NEWS SUDDENLY OKAY WITH IDENTIFYING 'BAD GUYS' AND SHOWING PIX...

-- "Peel Regional Police say Brampton resident Damian Walker, 18, is wanted for second-degree murder in connection with the shooting death of a young person near Queen Street East and Kennedy Road last month." --

Unlike, you know... the firearms/drug bros in Oshawa. 

YIKERS, OSHAWA: To be fair, a 'white pimp' is pretty startling news

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE

-- "Charges have been laid against Michael Smith, 31, from Brampton after police say he took control over and exploited a woman in the sex trade." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for a suspect in connection with three separate east-end robbery investigations in the Chapman Avenue and Dawes Road area." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE

-- "Toronto Police arrested 19-year-old Nyah Lapierre on human trafficking charges. An investigation showed Lapierre had been exploiting a woman into the sex trade for five months throughout the Greater Toronto Area. He was also in possession of a loaded .45 calibre handgun. -- "

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #11/2025

-- "Tanas Shmagranovski, 57, of no fixed address, has been arrested and charged with second-degree murder after a stabbing at the Queensway Motel." --

IT'S NOT THE GUNS... IT'S THE GANGBANGERS...

-- "Somehow, a stray bullet had travelled across four lanes of Jane St., striking the child." --

Funny how it's always the guys with the way-cool names.