Humour

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“Let’s hope it’s a good one without any fear.”

Scoreboard check. Porridge 2,732 : Heather 1

… Unless an ice cream van breaks down out the front.

And speaking of directionally ambiguous iconic Australian songs, can we talk about “Down Under” now?

Today in preschool we learnt about paradoxes.

Don’t make me ask for a bucket of water, dad …

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is purple polka dot wallpaper.

Oh … and Happy Father’s Day, pooch.

But before we go, do we have any washing baskets with no holes in them?