Conservatives are the backbone of America. Their respect for the Constitution of the United States, their respect for the laws of America, their respect for the President of the United States of America (whether they agree with his political views or not), their battles for equal rights for all humans, and their Christian ethics, including a sense of love and respect for all life are the epitome of exemplars of good old fashioned Americanism to which we should all aspire. Read the rest of this entry ?
Archive for the ‘Bumper Sticker’ Category
A Few Pet Peeves
13 October, 2009(((Wife))) has decided that, should we ever be stupid enough to acquire yet another pet (most likely a cat), the new pet would be named Peeves. Here are a few random pet peeves of mine (all through personal experience): Read the rest of this entry ?
A WTF Moment with a Bumper Sticker
7 May, 2009While driving home from work this afternoon, I spotted a bumper sticker on the back of the (older) Lexus SUV in front of me. Actually, I spotted lots of bumper stickers. Most were standard Christianist godbot:
Kids Need to Pray
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Homeschoolers Keep it at Home
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Put God Back in the Schools
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McCain/Palin
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Palin 2012: Vote for the Hand that Rocks the Cradle
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GOP = GOD
And one that made me say (literally (I said it out loud)), “What the Fuck?”
God Embraces the Obsidian Paradigm
I searched for the exact phrase on Google and got nothing.
Can anyone out there clue me in as to what this means? Seriously. I know (((Girl))) thinks I am clueless, but really — what does this mean?
Things That Make You Say, “Huh?”
18 April, 2009I’ve been real busy (work (new program (includes music performance (guitar)))) (though I have been watching the comments with interest (it feels weird to feel that I have nothing to add to the comment thread under my own post)). (((Wife))), last night, had an interesting sighting. Read the rest of this entry ?
Chinese Food and Christian Bumper Stickers
16 January, 2009I went down to one of our local Chinese takeouts for dinner this evening (sweet & sour chicken, barbecue pork (boneless), fried dumplings, and Hunan triple delight). As I pulled into the parking lot, making a legal right turn, a small sedan attempted to make an illegal left turn out of the parking lot in my lane. Read the rest of this entry ?
Two Truly Bizarre Bumper Stickers
23 November, 2008I stopped off this morning to get fuel ($2.05.9 a gallon (which shows just how bad our economy is right now)). The BMW X5 SUV in front of me had two rather scary bumper stickers. The first said:
Vote For The Hand That Rocks The Cradle: Palin 2012
And the second:
Let The Hand That Rocks The Cradle Rock America: Vote Palin! Read the rest of this entry ?
Squirrel Pizza, a Stupid Bumper Sticker and a Contest
27 October, 2008(((Wife))) was driving back from her morning shift on the street corner when she saw something, well, unusual. In the middle of the road was a pizza box. There was no wind, but the lid (facing away from her) was opening and closing. That’s odd. I better drive around it, she thought. As she passed, and the box opened again, she saw a gray squirrel inside, holding a piece of pizza in his(?) two front paws. So if a car runs over the box, and then someone else opens the box, will they be surprised to see a squirrel pizza? And will they ever order from Dominoes again? Read the rest of this entry ?
A Trip With (((Wife)))
13 October, 2008Living with (((Wife))) is a trip. Sometimes, however, we actually get to go on a trip. Our days off clash. The price of gas is up. Tuition for (((Boy))) is up. (((Girl))) wants clothes and shoes. And shoes. Did I mention shoes? Today, thanks to Columbus Day, we shared a day off and, thanks to burning trees in Oregon, we could afford a day trip.
More Bumper Stickers
6 July, 2008I know I have a tendency to harp on bumper stickers. Usually in an extremely negative context. However, while at the Giants Despair Hill Climb (photos tomorrow) watching sports cars and full-blown race cars roar up a 20% incline, I spotted the back end of an old car with wonderful bumper stickers. Click on the thumbnail to get the full effect. I especially like the “Cheney & Satan ’08” one. This is also proof that theism and progressivism are not (despite the attitudes of Dobson, Falwell et al.) mutually exclusive.
(((Billy))) The Atheist 