Absurdist Tuesday: True North Laughter, Strong & Free

 

 

TV Ad makes American President Sad,

Now he’s Very, VEry, VERY MAD.

(Canada is So BAD.)

Picks up His Negotiation Toys

Goes To Asia.

TARIFFS!

 

TARIFFS!

 

TARIFFS!

Maybe Canada is not so bad?

 

 

Maybe, Canada is not so into You.

OOPS!!

Oh, Canada, say it isn’t so.

 

 

 

What is the difference between an American neighbourhood and a Canadian neighbourhood?

In America, there is no u.

 

 

 

Absurdist Tuesday: The Rapture & The Agony

Happy Absurdist Tuesday!

May The DADA be with You!

Today is The Rapture !

Jimmy Kimmel Returns !

 

 

How do you account for the international date line when determining the Day of the Rapture?

 

Only Americans pay for The Rapture, the rest of the world goes on as usual.

 

 

 

 

What about the deck chairs?

 

The Monitor Lizard feeds on mice. They can easily catch a mouse because of how well they blend into the environment.

 

#HashTagGames

#AncestrySongsOrPoems

The DNA

by The CRISPR PEOPLE

Young man, there’s a place you can go
I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough
You can stay there
and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It’s fun to play with the DNA!

 

where’d he go ?

 

If you have been wondering where I’ve been, I’ve been slowing down the number of posts on this blog for a bit, while meandering and venting over on Asemic Tarot.

See: What if Wednesday ~ The city’s ear is language

 

Asemic Tarot 225 ~In Response to The Kimmel Censoring, The Dadaist Oracle Reads The Card  

 

The Dadaist Oracle Reads Asemic Tarot Card 226,
In Response to A Dying Democratic Country