hannah montana says nobody’s perfect but yet here I am

zackisontumblr:

if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going

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trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

• you have to kill the spider

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clubpenguln:

i wonder if cows get crushes on other cows

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saharanprince69:

if you’re 5’8" and you’re not telling people that you’re 4’20" you are a waste

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bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

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internetmessiah:

i would be the laziest stripper ever id probably just casually walk around the pole then demand money

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vaspim:

i have a love/hate relationship with eating

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