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July 14, 2008 · 9:30 am

Unrepublican Activities ABOUND!

Jan Perry, the Democrat who represents the L.A’s overwhelmingly African American and Latino District 9 has the unmitigated gall to demand a moratorium on new fast-food restaurants in South-Central Los Angeles. That’s as down right UNREPUBLICAN! Everyone knows the corporations like McD’s and KFC have every RIGHT to sell their AMERICAN FOOD anywhere they wish! The fast food industry is the primary employer for the people in district 9. What does this foreign made hybrid driving Jan person expect poor people to do, go to vegan pot luck dinners and bra burnings?

On the election front, this vote spoiler Obama is not content to just attempt to steal McCain’s vote, he is attempting to steal the Republican AGENDA TOO! He has come out with a plan to withdraw troops, maybe someday in the future and also voted to continue warrantless wiretapping. Who does he think he is, George W. Bush? Next thing you know he will be slouching on a lectern and mispronouncing words in an obvious attempt to mimic the greatest president this country has ever had! It’s a shame g’dubya can’t run again, these last going on eight years have been the best this country has ever seen! Just ask the brilliant news team over at FOX NEWS!

If that ain’t enough, Ralph Nader has six percent in a national poll! If he gets to ten percent, they will have to let him in the televised debates. Then there’s this Barr person running around whining that the Republican Party “abandoned” him. All he had to do was be a good boy, and then they would not have had to throw him out of the party!

I realize the Republicans in Washington have their hands full fighting with Polosi to protect their right to Twitter and You Tube. But I must humbly ask chairman Boehner of the House Unrepublican Activities Commitee to convene a special session in regards to all this unrepublican activity! If something isn’t done soon, THIS COULD BE THE YEAR THAT A CANDIDATE FROM OUTSIDE THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM GETS ELECTED PRESIDENT!

Danger Will Robinson, DANGER!

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter

Things get worse and worse on the electoral front! There is now a rumor on the internets that the Ralph Nader and Bob Barr campaigns have the unmitigated gall to demand inclusion in the nationally televised presidential DEBATES! Who do these two vote thieves think they are? We simply can’t have these kind of sham candidates from outside our beloved two party system standing on the stage that belongs to the two real parties!

The RNC and DNC must redouble their ongoing efforts to block these two “candidates” from from their disgraceful attempts to be placed on the ballot in November! All god fearing corporations and PAC’s must pull out all the stops to fund the defense of the ballot that clearly belongs to the two REAL parties!

On the off chance that any vote thief wins the presidential election. Their inauguration day could include such debauchery as the Dixie Chicks singing our national anthem, a motorcade made up of foreign made hybrid automobiles without a stretch Hummer in sight, and a bra and flag burning orgy in the rose garden! The next thing you know, we will be having a vegan potluck dinner in the grand ballroom at the white house!

This reporter respectfully requests chairman Boehner of the house unrepublican activities committee convene an emergency investigation with an eye toward drafting a resolution with the intent of using the military commissions act to intern any and all vote thieves at gitmo. These sham “candidates” are clearly TERRORISTS intent on bringing down our beloved two party system!

This Barr guy is the worst of the bunch, as he is the biggest turncoat since Benedict Arnold for leaving the GOP to run as a “liberterian!” This disgraceful attempted vote grand larceny must be stopped or THIS COULD BE THE YEAR THAT A CANDIDATE FROM OUTSIDE THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM WINS THE PRESIDENCY!

Another sham “party” steals votes

By Pressmin Spurious
Intergalactic Times staff reporter

Things are truly bleak on the election front. This reporter has never seen the like. First this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful democratic presidential nominee, Clinton. Then this Barr fellow, with the help of the phony libertarian “party”, has entered the presidential contest and is attempting to steal votes from McCain. Now Ralph Nader is polling at SIX PERCENT in the most recent AP national presidential poll, and without ANY party at all! No good can come of any of this! What’s worse, this vote thievery is spreading to local elections!

At the recent Massachusetts Democratic Convention, some guy named Ed O’Reilly had the unmitigated gall to force a primary battle with current Massachusetts Senator John Karry! This is the first time Kerry has faced a primary opponent since 1984. What’s worse, this Ed guy did this dirty deed with the help of yet another phony ripoff group. The oxymoronic “Progressive Democrats of America”. Everyone knows that the Democratic party, the real one, is a centrist party. There simply are no “progressives” to be found among true democrats. In any case, progressive is just the new name for commie!

The time has come for all these self styled “progressives” to be hauled before the house unrepublican activities committee! Saint Joe McCarthy is rolling in his grave over this “progressive” assault on our beloved two party system! This reporter is beside himself with suffering at the disastrous prospect THAT THIS COULD BE THE YEAR THAT A CANDIDATE FROM OUTSIDE THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM WINS THE PRESIDENCY!

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June 11, 2008 · 2:15 am

obama’s vote theft encourages another vote spoiler

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter

This reporter’s fears have now been fully realized. The alarm must be sounded. There is very little doubt left that the two party system is under full fledged attack! First, this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful Democratic presidential candidate Clinton. Now, buoyed by news of that theft, the self proclaimed “Libertarian Party” has the unmitigated gall to “nominate” former Republican congressman Bob Barr for president. This so called party even had a “convention” just like the two real parties hold every presidential election year!

How could this have happened here in the good ol’ U-S-of-A? Now, not only will the only true candidate for president John McCain have this vote stealer Obama to contend with. Mr. McCain will have to sustain the attacks of this other pretender to the throne, Bob Barr! What was Barr thinking? If he wanted to run for president, all he had to do was submit his name to the Republican party and run in the Republican primary. It’s an OUTRAGE that this Barr fellow has chosen to break the rules and go outside the two party system! The next thing you know, Barr will come out against apple pie and motherhood!

The time has come for someone to put their foot down. This reporter believes that Barr should be subpoenaed by, and required to appear before The House Un-Republican Activities Committee! Such a turncoat should not go unpunished! If Barr and Obama are allowed to continue to attempt to steal the votes that rightfully belong to McCain, THIS COULD BE THE YEAR THAT A CANDIDATE FROM OUTSIDE THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM GETS ELECTED PRESIDENT!

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