Ishaisms, Poetry

Nonsense response to a nonsense prompt

What are your favorite emojis? Don't know 'bout favouritesbut they've been my companionsfor so long, they're practically family nowA 💯 for the poemI think is my best damn work to dateA 👍🏻 from the managerthat made me work through a holidayA 🌹 for when I pour my heart outmaking sure I never open up againA… Continue reading Nonsense response to a nonsense prompt

humour, Ishaisms, Poetry

TWO SISTERS

There lived a pair o' sisters plain -one judgemental and one mean.Said Mean, one day, to her sibling"Judgemental, I say, you are terribly mean!"Now, Judgemental with mute contempt replied...(Oh! that epitome of the smirk n' snide!) That bitter look made Mean's sharp tongue meaner;she cursed till it cut her ol' lip, like paper.Judgemental scrunched her… Continue reading TWO SISTERS

Ishaisms, Love, Poetry

Of Mars and Venus

♂️ a nonsens...ual love poem ♀️ In every tongue known to mandid the Martian poetof his muse Venusianplead to let him in; so he'd have come out verses drippin' in finehoneyed, gold'n syllables Said she: no lip service nor sighing demands'tis but raw passionmakes th' muse respondMuch good in tonguesof charming praise.. 'less..they be of… Continue reading Of Mars and Venus