I’m “Jade Park,” and I am a Dorito-holic. I’m proud of myself–I haven’t had Doritos in a few weeks, but the danger always lingers: get me near Doritos, and I can’t stop at one, I can’t stop at a handful, I can’t stop until I eat all the Doritos within my grasp!
Now Slashfood reports on Free Doritos in North Carolina! A sea container full of Doritos washed up on a North Carolina beach. Free Doritos! Addicts beware.
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