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Loo jewels

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Look at this picture. What do you see?

Look closely!

Can you see the ‘jewels’ on the crown and on the wheels of the bicycle? There’s another in the centre of the suitcase.

 This is actually a snap of wallpaper. It gave the room a feeling of post cards and travel. If you look you can see the sort of envelopes used for airmail letters. It was a very ‘busy’ room especially as it was small in size. It gave a feeling of being a bit overwhelmed.

I was fascinated by it hence the reason I snapped it but it was also because it was the decor for a ladies toilet in a pub! You certainly had lots to look at while you were paying your penny!

 

WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?

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A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘
‘ What type of bra?’ asked the clerk.
‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’
‘ Look around,’ said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
‘Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.’
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
‘There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?’
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, ‘It is all really quite simple.’
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.

Oh and have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can’t Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Thanks to Face Book for this great laugh!