Chess For Tobacco-Chewers: Blue Jays Clinch

Oh man, I so want to be one of those guys. One of those spectacular baseball writers who captures the romance of the sport, putting into words the love the fans feel, and the players live, for what has been immortally described as “the thinking man’s game.” Like chess for tobacco-chewers. Or sports for binge-eaters.Continue reading “Chess For Tobacco-Chewers: Blue Jays Clinch”

The Drunk-Tank Redemption

I’ve previously documented my frustrating inability to get a good night’s sleep, but that isn’t always the case. There are those deep-slumber sleeps that occur, so deep that you skip the foreplay and get right to the R.E.M. You’re OUT. Your body catches up on its rest, and subconsciously you know you’re safe. You sleepContinue reading “The Drunk-Tank Redemption”

Urination Nation: A Personal Horror Story

The recent dumping of a Toronto Conservative candidate in the federal election because he was caught urinating into a homeowner’s cup on hidden camera while on a service call as an appliance repairman (did I just type that?) brought to mind my own personal urination horror story. When I was in university, I had perhapsContinue reading “Urination Nation: A Personal Horror Story”

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