The Poem as Pugilist

This Poem the Pugilist.

This Poem knocked me sideways

blew me away, made me blurt out 

F**K from my green plastic chair

from where I was reading it and

caused my neighbour sedately

washing his car to call out

over the fence, You okay, mate?

Yes, I answered a poem just punched me

in the face.

Sermon on the Mount

Driving home from work today

I have to slam on the brakes

for a man crossing against the light.





When he reached the other side

he pounded his fist

into the crook of his arm

and called my mother a whore.





I wished I had a gun.

I would put my car in park,

cock the hammer

and level the barrel at his heart.





Amidst his blubbering pleas

I would talk to him about courtesy,

patience, kindness and love

then let him rise and run free.





I awoke to the blare of horns.

The driver behind me

threw up her arms

and asked if I was fucking retarded.





by Jason Tandon

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Believe

Believe

Sometimes you just got to believe.

Have Faith.

I’m not talking Jesus here

but a more down-to-earth faith

that writers need have.

Sometimes you just got to listen.

To your Muse.

When she gives you something, say a stanza of verse,

and you question it, you have to listen.

It’s okay to question it initially but if the Muse insists,

folds her arms and gives you that searing stare

then the ‘Stet’ rule applies.

You let it be.

There used to be a magazine called ‘Stet’ —

I had a few poems published in it —

but ironically it folded after a few issues.

Don’t you fold.

If the muse insists, let it stand.

It wil be a beautiful thing.

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Poets At Play

Poets at Play.

I wrote these poems in the years

of Buoyancy and Hope

when the universe spoke in affirmatives

and only rarely said, ‘Nope!’





I had two dogs, a cat,

three children and a wife

and a steady job that helped

steer us through the strife





But as the years passed

things turned a little sour

my poems changed too

but rarely became dour





My poems became more nuanced

oft in a minor key

recording the boos and barks

from life’s menagerie

The Room

The Room.

When kids were bad

really bad

they were sent to the withdrawal room

where in silence they could reflect

‘upon their sins’ as the Deputy put it.

All schools had them then.

Many decades later

when checking on an Aged Care Home

for mum

I came across a dishevelled woman

pounding the windows of a bare office.

Time out, the matron said.

Reflecting on her sins? I was tempted to say.

and back in ’23 I was ‘sent to Coventry’

for kicking the cat off the bed.

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fracas

fracas

there’s been a fracas

there’s been a fight

there’s been terror

during the night

*

a bird and cat

going hell for leather

a bamboozled garden

a flurry of feathers








Maiden Voyage

Maiden Voyage.

So good to get out along the lake

wind whistling in my ears, arms swinging flamboyantly

like a wind turbine

big straw hat on my head out for its maiden voyage

looking like a flying saucer

firmly strapped under my chin

so the rogue wind can’t rip it off and thrust it in the water

like it did to my prized Lonsdale cap.

Impossible Things

Impossible Things

People are asking me impossible things

to levitate without wings





or sing bright soliloquies

like blackbirds do in their trees





To explicate what is concealed

in the hum of a spinning wheel





or the patience to Sunday read

their whopping new Sci-Fi screed





Ease up, I say.I’m merely human.

Not a Merlin nor a moomin

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The Book. Love 2

*

I love the hollow sound

my hardback makes

when I drum my fingertips

against the covers

*

I love the flawed

and flailing characters

in ‘Tell Me Everything’:

Pam, the secret alcoholic

*

and Rob,

her first husband

with his low sperm count:

all the wayward wives

*

and Sally out in the field

who had the glow

yellow as a daffodil:

liver cancer

*

and I know,

Elizabeth Trout,

the author,

loves them too

my BIG day

Today’s my birthday. A big one.

It’s not 21! Don’t ask.

My lovely granddaughter, the youngest, phoned first

to catch me before she heads off to work.

She is the FIRST person to hear the title poem of my new collection.

She was thrilled. She loved it. I was thrilled she loved it.

The concept of the collection,, the title, popped into my head shortly after I woke up.

Thank you Muse.

She said it’s to make up for that very early wake up call the other day.

Then the cool change hit ! what a gift !

I get to walk along the lake instead of grinding away at the gym.

What else?

Oh yeh. I got to meet James in Unit 6. First time we chatted since I loved in 5 years ago.

I’m at my laptop now sending a confirmation email to my new cleaner. [Mikes still in hospital after being hit by a van while riding his bike [ femur broken in two places, three busted ribs, out for 3-4 months].

Anyhow greeting to all my WordPress friends from the birthday boy 🙂

The Hard Night

The Hard Night,

It was a hard night.

And it began early.

The Aussie Open and Nick’s big comeback match

after a two year break.

I sat down with my Tiramisu and watched the opening set

drag.

By the second I decided I’d hit the sack and check in the morning.

But had I taken my meds?

Should I risk it or risk taking a double dose?

I chose the former.

Nightmares harangued me then that call in the middle of the night

from an unknown number.

A woman deliriously drunk garbled on.

She spoke in tongues but it wasn’t the Holy Spirit.

I hung up and tried HARD to sleep.

Please don’t try this at home.

I read the NIV what Jesus said about worry.

Only four hours to light, I reasoned.

I can do this.

And I did.

In the morning I checked the results.

I did a hard night.

But Nick did it harder.