Fire Fire Fire

26 04 2016

Fire is one of man kinds oldest tools. We cook with it, we heat our homes, forge our tools…. the list goes on and on. A controlled flame is an amazing thing.

An uncontrolled flame, not so much. A beautiful thing to watch, but the raw destructive force in front of you can be a deadly piece of beauty.

As a race, we have worked hard to kept the flame under control and failing that, someway to kill the beast if it gets out of control. On shore if a fire breaks out, we can call 911 and have the fire department show up. When the ship is 100 miles out to sea, calling 911 is not going to net a whole lot of usable results so it is up to the ships crew to do the duty. With the reality of it being either get the job done or start swimming.

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6 Times 22 = Good Eats

13 01 2016

At the end of the day, it is time to fish, at least that was the general thought pattern in the Navy.

It seems that when ever the ship drops her anchor forward, there are always a few fishing lines dropped aft. Frequently such droppings produce a salmon, some cod or once I saw someone catch a shark (a small one) but the one that I remember the most was just off of Kitamat.

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At the end of the day

25 11 2015

“Hands to clean, into night clothing”

After a long day of painting, chipping old paint, painting and the other assorted things that make a ship survive another day, this pipe rings out as a relief.

The ships crew has been fed, cleaning stations have been done, the Captain has inspected his ship and deemed all is well. The pipe is made and anyone not on watch may break into a slightly less formal/operational mode of dress. For the lower deckers, that means a tee shirt instead of a work shirt. The mess is open for business and mates will gather round and play some euchre, swap some salty tales or express their displeasure at Chief so and so…..

For me, I tried to be on the upper deck for this pipe, as it was frequently made just before sunset. Sunset at sea was always a peaceful time for me,  at least those days we weren’t going through a freaking hurricane. The sea would be calmer, the wind would be calmer, people on the bridge would be a little more mellow and then there was sunset.

Sunset at sea is a beautiful thing. You stand there and watch as the sun slowly sinks below the horizon, changing in colour from yellow, to orange to red. Millimeter by millimeter Sol would lower behind the edge of the earth and, if atmospheric conditions were just right, you would get to experience the emerald flash just as the sun disappeared. I do not know what it was about that flash, but every time I got to see it I knew that all was good in my world.

A brief moment of peace to mark the end of the day

 

 





His Majesty

14 09 2015

The sea is a vast and mostly unknown part of our world. There are mysteries tucked away in the deep dark corners of the sea that will remain unseen and unknown. As a collective, we know far more about our immediate celestial neighbours that we do about lies a meager 1 mile below the surface of the waves.

The one thing that is known by all sailors, no matter what race, colour or creed, is who rules below the waves-

His Majesty, King Neptune

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The Mark I Eyeball

13 05 2015

Back in the days of Iron Men and Wooden Ships, naval gunfire was a matter of point, shoot and pray. Most of your guns were cannons that fired out of a whole in the side of your ship, aiming meant having the side of your ship pointing at the other guys ship. While you were lining up to do this, the other guy was usually doing the same thing. The order to fire was held until the very last second to ensure that as many of your guns were pointed at him as you could and the closer you were to him, the better. I wonder just how many times a naval gun battle turned into a game of chicken with the winner being the man who fired first.
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ZWC BT

10 05 2015

ZWC is one of the codes I became very familiar with during my stint as a Naval Signalman. While at sea, any signal passed from ship to ship was taken as From the Senior Officer onboard (usually the Commanding Officer) to the Senior Officer. It did make it a bit harder to deal with when you forgot that the Admiral was aboard but doo doo does happen.

The ZWC code meant the signal was operator to operator – we could chat about anything and it would go no where. The standing operating procedure in the Canadian Navy was that all junior signalman would practice their semaphore skills whenever ships would do a RAS with another vessel.

Semaphore is a very old method of passing signals using the angle of your arms to delineate letters. See here for the lexicon of semaphore. With a whole lot of practice, I was able to send and receive at a very respectable rate.

When I joined the RCN in 1987, females were just being permitted to join in the hard sea trades. I struck up a friendship with one of the ladies in my first trade course and when we graduated, she was posted to our supply vessel as I was posted to my first ship, HMCS Quappelle.

My first major trip was to Ecuador, 1989. On the way home, we were scheduled to stop in Los Angles. The day before we arrived at LA, we were scheduled to do a RAS with our supply ship. When our ships were connected the order was to get out there and practice your semaphore, so I did.

ME – waving my flags around giving the calling signal

THEM – C (the answering signal)

ME – ZWC BT INT LUCY BT K (operator to operator, where is Lucy?)

THEM – AS AR (wait)

I waited

LUCY – BT DE LUCY  INT BT K (this is Lucy, what do you want)

I then launch into a blistering torrent of saying hi, how are you, wanna go on a date. She watches me and comes back with Who the hell are you? After 10 minutes of back and forth I remember that I had grown a beard and was thus unrecognisable to her. Once I cleared up exactly who I was she got all happy and said oh yes, lets make it a date.. We chatted for another 10 minutes and I signed off with a See you later.

I put my semaphore wands in my back pocket and walked toward the bridge. I noticed that a lot of people had been watching my conversation with something akin to awe. As I approached the bridge, the Capitan pulled me aside and said

“Johno, this (holding his arms out widely in semaphore position) is Unclassified. This (holding his hands together closely in semaphore position) is for personal traffic.”

My only response discovering that the Capitan could read semaphore was  “Yes Sir” as my face went beet red.

Ah well, all is well that ends well. I did have that date, and was immediately known as the first signalman to ask another signalman on a legitimate date in close to 40 years.





Getting groceries

10 05 2015

Life aboard a warship is pretty much the same as life ashore. We all eat (mostly it was food), we all sleep (well sometimes) and we all get to enjoy the good life of leisure  – okay the leisure is a bit of a lie. One of the really nice bits, at least when I was aboard, was going to eat. Yes I had to line up to get it, yes I had the choice of  three flavours of grease, yes I had to eat it in 10 minutes with 50 other guys in a very small room – all of these negatives could be overlooked because I didn’t have to cook it, nor did I have to worry about what there was to cook, that was someone else’s problem. The chief cook told the junior cooks to make it, the junior cook told the stores man what to get, the stores an went to the storeroom got the stuff and dinner was created. How much simpler could it be?

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Hands to Bathing Stations

26 02 2015

On board any ship, there is a big push to be clean. Clean the deck, clean the heads, clean the galley and for Gods sake give your pits a good scrubbing while you are at it. Two hundred men, in a floating can, in the middle of nowhere and nowhere to go. Be clean, or at least as much as the water supply will allow for. The first ships I served on were stream driven, thus were constantly in need of desalinated water, no water and the ship no go. That water was supplied by two evaporators in the boiler room. Once it was produced, that water was dished out in the following priorities

feeding the engine

feeding the crew

cleaning the galley

cleaning the rest of the ship

cleaning the crew

Notice where the crew sits? Sometimes water would run a bit low so the first thing to go would be daily “showers” for the crew. The quotes come from the concept that a shower was supposed to be 5 seconds of water to get wet, off water, soap up, 15 seconds water to rinse off. Anyone caught using more water than that would be condemned to watching the evaporators for 4 hours – that meant 4 hours in the boiler room with the grimies – er the engineers.

Funny thing thou, the cooks never seemed to have that restriction. They always seemed to be permitted to shower.

Bathing stations was a rather interesting event that happened when the water was warm. The CO would decide that the crew was rather on the ripe side so he would order the ship to be stopped, the engine intakes shut and the buffer to break out the emergency supply of soap. Each man was issued a bar, marched up the the upper deck and told to take a long walk off of a very short gangway. It was a long way from the end of the gangway to the water.

Now, for all of you who are concerned for the well being of the crew, fear not, safety was first and foremost on the mind of the CO. Land was only a mile away, anyone can swim that in warm water. Of course that mile was usually just beneath your toes. Not only that, the CO was always up on the bridge wing, keeping a close eye on his crew. Usually that eye was watching through a rifle sight. I bathed well knowing he was watching me for I knew his hand was steady and his aim was true. Should any shark think about coming too close I knew the CO would hit the target – it was a good incentive to ensure the CO was not pissed at you that day <g>.

Bathing stations was a pretty neat evolution, a bit freaky but what is life without a few seconds of blind terror?





The pain of learning

24 02 2015

As a young naval signal I had a lot of time to practice my arts. The ship I was posted to was a part of the training squadron, that meant we did a lot of training. Young officers came to our squadron to learn how to manouever ships, navigate and generally be a useful member of the Royal Canadian Navy. Part of the training they went through involved the signalmen aboard passing signals between ships.

We did manoeuvres, lots of them. We did them during the day, in the rain, in the snow, in the fog and at night.

Doing manoeuvres was a specific choreographed exercise in boring repetitive actions.

The CO told the Yeoman where he wanted the ships to go

The Yeoman told the navsig on watch what signal to pass to the other ships

The navsig on watch wrote the signal down in the tactical log and passed the signal out to the other ships.

count 2, 3 and do it all again.

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Naval Supremecy

24 02 2015

USS New Jersey, BB 62

Launched Dec 7, 1942

Armed with 3 triple banks of 16 inch guns, each gun barrel capable of launching a slug the weight of a small car over the horizon. New Jersey can reach out and touch you from 25 miles away, and that is before she lights off a missile. New Jersey has got some big engines aboard her. With a good tail wind, she can move herself at better than 35 knots (that is about 40 miles/hr for you land lubbers).

On top of her rather awesome fire power, New Jersey has got some awesomely heavy chunks of armour – in places up to 24 inches thick.

When it comes to being a bad ass, look in the dictionary and there will be a photo of New Jersey.

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