I have a few fears, cats and clowns definitely top the list.
The other day as we returned home from hours of soccer games and food shopping, Ben yelled, "Mom there is a clown on our porch!" I turned and in horror I saw one of the most horrific profiles. Of course I screamed at the top of my lungs, which didn't make Dave all too happy but it had to be done.

Seriously I applaud whoever put this on my porch. Really the time it took to paint that mouth (which I think is the most horrific of all) and make the clown ruffles---Bravo! Dave won't let it in the house, maybe he has a bit of clown-fear too, thank you, thank you it really is wonderful in its own eye-watering-from-fear way and thank you for not leaving a cat on my porch.
Happy Halloween!