| “I Am Number Four” (2011) — movie review | |
| In this Sci-Fi action movie, Alex Pettyfer stars as John Smith (aka: Number Four), Dianna Agron as Sarah Hart (the love interest), Teresa Palmer as Number Six (another good alien), Timothy Olyphant as Henri (an alien without super-powers who is supposed to raise / protect “Four”), Callan McAuliffe as Sam Goode (a human who’s dad was somehow tied to the good aliens), Kevin Durand as Setrakus Ra, the Mogadorian commander (the bad / evil aliens), and Jake Abel as Mark James (a human who is just in the movie to add “earth” drama – high school bully / Sarah’s ex-boyfriend). | |
| Basically, a race of good aliens (Lorians) is attacked and conquered by a race of bad aliens (Mogadorians). Just before being destroyed, they send nine kids with latent super-powers to another planet (Earth) to grow until they are strong enough to come back and destroy the bad guys. The kids are each provided with a pair of guardians – one humanoid appearing warrior (Henri) and one a “chimera” – a shape-shifting creature. “Four’s” chimera is a small lizard when he is in Florida and it becomes a dog (beagle) when Four and Henri move to a small town in Ohio. | |
| Anyway, the bad aliens are pursuing the kids to kill them. For some unexplained reason, they must be killed in numerical order. The movie starts with the death (trap and execution) of “Three”. There is also no explanation of where “Five” is in while “Six” is looking for and helping “Four”. | |
| There is a lot of blah, blah, blah about high school cliques, growing up angst, “ex’s”, love, pre-digital photography, etc. Somehow Henri is lured to, and then captured by some humans who are working with the bad aliens. (The humans are killed and Henri and John are blamed as terrorists.) Like I said: blah, blah, blah. | |
| And, then, FINALLY there is a big battle at – wait for it – the high school football field!! | |
| Good guys win, kisses and good-bye’s: sequel to be announced soon… Well, maybe not so soon. Despite being “ok”, the film cost $60M to make and made just under $150M. Sequels cancelled… | |
| I saw this movie on original release with my daughter. My review from Feb. 2011 is still pretty accurate: “Not a MUST see movie, but a very enjoyable way to while away a couple of hours with your daughter in harmless entertainment.” Olyphant was the only recognizable actor (to me) at that time, but I have since seen Palmer in at least one other film (the live-action remake of “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice“) and Durand has made the rounds as a bad guy in other films. | |
| My daughter did not participate in this second viewing. I still enjoyed it on second viewing. This is simple entertainment. It does NOT bear up to much afterthought. It is a “Disney” movie (“simple entertainment”), but not up to the better “Marvel” / Disney standards. The movie is periodically available on my cable for free, but it IS Sci-Fi with decent FX, so I spent the $5 to add it to my VUDU film library. The bummer is there are no extras. (Oh, well…) And, yes, this viewing is me falling for another memory tug by YouTube. Final recommendation: moderate to good. | |
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| Click here (26 July) to see the posts of prior years. I started this blog in late 2009. Daily posting began in late January 2011. Not all of the days in the early years (2009-2010) will have posts. | |
Posts Tagged ‘Disney’
Second Of Four
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, Reviews, tagged Alex Pettyfer, Callan McAuliffe, Dianna Agron, Disney, I Am Number Four - movie review, Jake Abel, John Smith, Kevin Durand, Lorians, Mark James, Marvel, Moderate to Good Movie Recommendation, Mogadorians, Ohio, Sam Goode, Sarah Hart, Sci-Fi, Setrakus Ra, Teresa Palmer, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Timothy Olyphant, YouTube on July 26, 2022| Leave a Comment »
Practically Worthless In Every Way
Posted in Family and Friends, Humor, Poems By Me, Poetry, tagged Disney, Faux (Fox) News, Floccinaucinihilipilification, Humor, Mary Poppins, My Poetry, Republicans, The Donald on September 7, 2021| 2 Comments »
| A friend posted this word on Facebook and I (jokingly) replied I’d have to use it in a future poem. He replied: He would look forward to it. So (okay), then I had to write a poem / ditty… It’s a joke people! It’s just a joke… (Apologies to Disney and Mary Poppins.) | |
Floccinaucinihilipilification* |
|
| I knew a few Republicans | |
| When I was just a lad, | |
| They would call me Democrat | |
| And tell me I was bad. | |
| And then one day | |
| I learned a word | |
| That ended their derision, | |
| The biggest word | |
| They’d ever heard | |
| And this is how it’s said… | |
| Floccinaucinihilipilification | |
| Oh, hum dil a lay ly, | |
| Hum dil a lie | |
| Hum dil a lay ly, | |
| Hum dil a lie | |
| I traveled all around the states | |
| And every where I went | |
| I’d describe Trump Republicans | |
| With never a dissent | |
| They labeled me Antifa | |
| Because we disagreed | |
| But they could not pronounce my word | |
| Because they could not read | |
| Oh, hum dil a lay ly, | |
| Hum dil a lie | |
| Hum dil a lay ly, | |
| Hum dil a lie | |
| They’re killing their supporters | |
| By saying not to mask | |
| They say we can be great again | |
| By living in the past | |
| Their candidates are laughable | |
| Their policies bad jokes | |
| They’re labeling us as communists | |
| And trying to stop our vote | |
| Oh, hum dil a lay ly, | |
| Hum dil a lie | |
| Hum dil a lay ly, | |
| Hum dil a lie | |
| Oh, floccinaucinihilipilification | |
| Floccinaucinihilipilification | |
| [spoken] | |
| Over course they could try to say it backwards | |
| Which would be… | |
| Cation – pilifi – hili – ni – nauci – flocci | |
| But that would be as ridiculous as expecting Faux News or The (Donald) Biggest Loser to tell the truth… | |
| Now, wouldn’t it? | |
| * (pronounced:) fläksəˌnôsəˌnīˌhiləˌpiləfiˈkāSHən/ | |
| Noun: the action or habit of estimating something as worthless. | |
| I believe the word is actually a combination of latin roots which mean (roughly translated): hairs or fibers of little substance gathered together (like a pilling or a ball of lint). | |
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| Click here (7 September) to see the posts of prior years. I started this blog in late 2009. Daily posting began in late January 2011. Not all of the days in the early years (2009-2010) will have posts. | |
Get Out of My Swamp (and Into My Heart)
Posted in General Comments, Movie Review, Movies, Reviews, tagged Academy Awards, All Star, Andrew Adamson, Best Animated Feature, Cameron Diaz, Disney, Donkey, DreamWorks Animation, Eddie Murphy, General Comments, Hallelujah, John Lithgow, Lord Farquaad, Mike Myers, Movie Reviews, Ogre, Pixar, Princess Fiona, Reviews, Rufus Wainwright, Shrek, Shrek (2001) – movie review, Smash Mouth, U.S. National Film Registry, Very Highly Recommended Movie, Vicky Jenson on November 23, 2025| 4 Comments »
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