THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
-Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car
and 3 kids each for six weeks.
-Each kid will play two sports and either take music or
dance classes.
-There is no fast food.
-Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned
house clean , correct all homework, and complete science
projects, cook , do laundry
-In addition, each man will have to budget in money for
groceries each week.
-Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends
and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing .
-Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut
appointment.
-He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per
child to the Urgent Care.
-He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social
function.
-Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it
presentable at all times.
-The men will only have access to television when the kids
are asleep and all chores are done.
-The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn
himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
-During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure
severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme,
unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow
down from other duties.
-They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find
time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a
similar setting.
-They will need to read a book to the kids each night and
in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teethand
comb their hair by 7:00 am.
-A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each
father will be required to know all of the following
information: each child's birthday, height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the
child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and
length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle
name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when
they grow up.
-The k ids vote them off the island based on performance.
-The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to
be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
-If the last man does win, he can play the game over and
over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually
earning the right to be called Mother!
-After you get done laughing, send this to as many females
as you think will get a kick out of it and as many men as
you think can handle it. Just don't send it back to
me.... I'm going to bed.
