Reminder

Some Memes You May Enjoy

Many a truth is said in jest.

- This Christmas don't forget that Santa's got game.

- We should have seen the young girlfriend coming shouldn't have we.

- Heh Heh

- Makes sense

Getting Into the Christmas Spirit

 With Santa painted into famous works of art. Always a holiday favorite. 

Analysis True!

Reminder

Some Memes That May Resonate with You

Many a truth is said in jest.

- I thought this was settled.

- Reminder

- Christmas is coming

- Funny because it may be true

Some Memes You May Enjoy

Many a truth is said in jest.

- She's not wrong.

- A little Christmas humor

- Krampus 2024! Vote Krampus!

- A little more Christmas humor.

The Truth About the Island of Misfit Toys

It is the Christmas season which means soon holiday classics will be on TV constantly. I need to get off my chest the truth about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys. The thing about the misfit toys wasn't that they were squirt-guns that shot jelly or cowboys who rode ostrich's. The really strange thing about these "toys" was the fact THEY WERE ALIVE!

Now any high school biology student can tell you that life comes from life. These misfit toys were probably the offspring of some sick minded magic elves who must have gotten too "friendly" with some of the toys they were working on and fondling day after day. They were put on the Island of Misfit Toys probably as an attempt by upper management of Santa's Workshop to cover up some of the sick shit that was going on when the lights got turned off at night.

Let's be clear here - we aren't talking about misfit toys either - we are talking about FREAKS! If my kids got a choo-choo with square wheels that was alive - I would freaking BURN IT WITH FIRE! I would also then have to start spending thousands of dollars on therapy probably for the whole family. You could bet that Christmas and Santa would take on whole new meanings (and nightmares) from that day forward.

God help the children who ended up getting those freak misfit toys on Christmas morning.

And don't even get me going on the heroin backstory to The Little Drummer Boy.

Some Memes You May Enjoy

Many a truth is said in jest.

- Well played.

- NSA Employee of the Month

- Think many in US feel this way

- Heh Heh (HT Dan)

Getting Into the Christmas Spirit

With Santa painted into famous works of art. Always a holiday favorite. 

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

It could be argued that anti-Semitism is so rampant in the Democratic Party that if a Democratic Presidential candidate today called New York City "Hymie Town" that candidate would actually go up in the Democratic polls... If you watch the movie To Kill a Mockingbird backwards it is the story of a black man brought back from the dead to break up some furniture... Getting this off my chest - when it was announced Tom Cruise would play fictional character Jack Reacher there was an outcry because in the books Reacher was 6'5" while Cruise is just 5'7". Yet I don't think anyone blinked an eye at 5'10" Robert DeNiro playing real life 6'4" Frank "the Irishman" Sheeran... NSA Employee of the Month... The offseason announcement that all true Red Sox fans are waiting to hear is "Today we placed Wally the Green Monster on irrevocable waivers"... Just saying but if this point if either Oprah or the Rock decided to run for President as a Democrat then the nomination would be all but theirs for the asking - you know that's true... Love this JRR Tolkien story...

Saint Nicholas

Bet you didn't know Santa was that hardcore. Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas

Please enjoy Santa painted into great works of art while you sip your eggnog.