2016: We Aren’t Potty Trained
2015 has come and is gone the way of anyone’s intestines after a two-hour long Indian food fest: down the drain, hopefully without the help of a plunger or a plumber. [Click For More]
Over the Line Show #33 A Whole Lot Of People Died In 2015
On Today’s Show: Season 3: The first Over The Line of 2016. Lottery, Wrong Mail. Plus, Ken Griffey Jr gets into the Hall of Fame. A quick look back at 2015. And what [Click For More]
Handmade Is The New Sexy
We all received that special gift this past holiday. The one that someone close to you formed out of earthly elements or with wool sheared from an exotic animal. Exotic to [Click For More]
SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME 14
Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of cat videos and [Click For More]
Canada turns to LAP to broker peace with U.S.
Special Report ALBERTA, Canada — In an unprecedented move aimed at easing tensions between the U.S. [Click For More]
General Tso, who are you?
General Tso, who are you? Wikepedia describes you as a general who lived in Xiangyin during the 1800’s, yet the dish named after you was never eaten there, nor anywhere [Click For More]
SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME THIRTEEN
Social Saturdays is the feature where we find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are Tweeting, Facebooking, Instragraming, MySpacing, Ebaying, [Click For More]
Bold Predictions for 2016
2016 is almost upon us and the staff here at Long Awkward Pause decided to pull the Ouija board out of the LAP game closet, the Crystal Ball from under Ned’s [Click For More]
LAP TV: Yelp Reviews!
This is the first episode of this series; it will definitely get better. I am still learning about writing comedic material, and shooting. So bear with me, but this first [Click For More]
SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME Twelve
Have no fear, because in between seeing Star Wars and setting up Grinch traps, our staff this holiday week has not forsaken the vast frozen tundra of the world wide [Click For More]
The Cost of The 12 Days of Christmas
On the First Day of Christmas my True Love gave to me…. A Partridge in a Pear Tree: True Love Spends: Pear Tree: Around $20 Partridge: $15-20 Your cost: To [Click For More]
Over the Line Show #31 Hillary Clinton’s Star Wars Timeline
On Today’s Show: Joe opens the show, Democratic/Republican Debates, Star Wars The Force Awakens-No Spoilers, hummus, fuller house, mike and molly canceled, most [Click For More]
Comedy Throwback: Who The Comedians Of Today Remind Me Of
Sometimes it’s fun to play stupid games like, “Who is the Richard Pryor of today?” So why not? But, before we get into this, I want to make it clear that I’m [Click For More]
SOCIAL SATURDAYS Volume Eleven
There may have been a tiny little bit of Star Wars talk from the Long Awkward Pause staff this past week…. We’ll start off with a few of the many [Click For More]
How to prepare yourself for seeng ‘The Force Awakens’
Last night I was among those relative few who, either through luck or Jedi mind trick, got to see the premier of what is arguably the biggest release in movie history. And by [Click For More]
‘The Force’ will be strong with one staff member sooner than others
By this time tomorrow, one of the staff members here at LAP will be cooler than the rest. Except for Brainrants. No one is cooler than ‘Rants. Mostly because you can [Click For More]
Over the Line Show #31 The History of Willard Scott
On Today’s Show: Jack and Joe decide which muppets they are, making a laundry list, Willard Scott snubs Zsa Zsa Gabor, Dick Van Dyke, Kurt Douglas, new Indpendance [Click For More]
Weird Christmas Ornaments
While some are at war with Christmas, others are celebrating the new made up holiday of Merry Trumpmas: The remainder are either pulling [Click For More]
SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME TEN
Just like our staff; the internet is open 24/7 and Social Saturdays is the feature where we find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are Tweeting, [Click For More]
Over the Line Show #30 Bed Skirt Hacks
On Today’s Show: This week…Joe’s big move was full of surprises. Plus, Scott Weiland debuts on the underground scene. And Al Roker can’t catch a [Click For More]
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