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2 Great Movies with Excellent Soundtracks from the Early 1970’s

April 29, 2026

I chose to watch a new movie on HBO a few weeks ago on a Saturday Night. A great movie, Patton, was on at the same time on the Fox Movie Channel, but I’d already seen it countless times. I watched the new movie (I can’t even remember the name of it) for about 40 minutes but could not get interested in it, so I turned the television to Patton and was immediately fascinated. I should have decided to watch it all along and was reminded how great a movie it is. Great movies are still being made today, but on an annual basis there are fewer being made than there were before the pandemic. Big budget superhero and kid’s movies dominate movie studio releases, and adults desiring good movies made with mature themes are hard pressed to find movies worth their time.

Patton was produced by the 20th Century Fox movie studio and released during 1970. It starred George C. Scott in 1 of his greatest performances, and Karl Malden who became more famous as the star of the mid-1970’s crime drama television series Streets of San Francisco. George C. Scott’s performance was so influential that when most people think of the real-life General Patton, they think of the gravelly voiced character played by the actor. The real-life Patton had a high squeaky voice (the civil war general, Stonewall Jackson had a high squeaky voice as well).

The movie begins with a profane fire and brimstone speech given by the General. The action starts with a depiction of the American army’s defeat in their first battle with the Germans at Kasserine Pass located in North Africa. Patton is brought in to turn things around, and he does in the next battle–an American victory at El Guettar. The rest of the movie follows the famous events of Patton’s career during World War II, including his race with the British General Bernard Montgomery’s army around Sicily, his slapping of a shell-shocked soldier (an incident that almost got him canned), the 3rd army’s rapid advance across France, and the amazing pivot by the 3rd army that helped flatten the bulge of the Battle of the Bulge.

The movie, Patton, was written by Frances Ford Coppola and Ed North. The screenplay was based on Ladislas Farago’s biography of Patton and Omar Bradley’s memoirs. Karl Malden played General Omar Bradley, a much less flamboyant underrated General. It was filmed at 71 locations, mostly in Spain. Hollywood wanted to make a movie about Patton since 1946, but his family resisted until 1959. Nevertheless, they didn’t start filming the movie until 1967. Patton was nominated for 10 academy awards and won for best picture, best director (Frank Schaffner), best actor, best film editing, best art direction, and best musical score by the prolific Jerry Goldsmith. The movie was produced by Frank McCarthy and was also a box office success. I can play the sound effects and melody for the catchy “Patton’s Theme” on my glockenspiel.

Patton’s Theme” and scenes from the movie.

The Paramount movie studio released The Godfather during 1972. The American Film Institute ranks it the 2nd greatest movie ever made behind Citizen Kane, while Rotten Tomatoes and IMBD rank it number 1. (In my opinion Citizen Kane is so bad and incoherent it is unwatchable and I don’t recommend wasting your time with it.) The movie is based on the Mario Puzo best-selling novel of the same name, and it was filmed in New York City and Sicily. The movie was produced by Al Ruddy and directed by Frances Ford Coppola. The Italian-American Civil Rights League censored the movie (the words mafia and Cosa nostra were never used) because it depicted Italians as gangsters. Ironically, the founder and leader of the Italian-American Civil Rights League, Joseph Columbo, was a well known mafioso, but he eventually approved the film, so it could be made in New York City.

The movie has an outstanding cast including Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Robert Duval, Diane Keaton, James Caan, Talia Shire, Sterling Haden, and Abe Vigoda. The plot follows the story of the Corleone crime family. The patriarch of the family, portrayed by Marlon Brando, is the leader of a mafia gang. A conflict arises when he refuses to financially back another mafia family’s effort to profit from the heroin trade. They try assassinating him, thinking his eldest son, played by James Caan, might be forced to be more receptive. The youngest son, Michael, played by Al Pacino, gets dragged into the family trade from necessity and protects his wounded father in the hospital. Michael was a World War II hero and college graduate, and his father had high hopes that he would stay out of the family business. Instead, he revenges the assassination attempt and after his older brother is whacked takes over as the leader of the family. He is totally ruthless, crushing politicians who stand in his way, taking over the casino business, and wiping out the power base of the other families.

The Godfather soundtrack is excellent. I can play the main theme and the love theme on my glockenspiel.

Famous scene from the movie. Don Corleone was the Godfather to a famous singer (loosely based on Frank Sinatra). The singer wanted to play a part in a movie, but the movie producer refused because the singer stole his girlfriend. The Corleone’s asked him nicely to give the singer the part, and they offered him their services to suppress the actor’s union, but he still refused. So, the movie producer woke up 1 morning with his favorite racehorse’s head in bed with him. He’d invested a lot of money in that horse. They made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

The Godfather broke all previous box office records and was nominated for 11 academy awards, winning best picture, best actor, and best adapted screenplay. The soundtrack is excellent, and I recently learned how to play the main theme and the love theme on my glockenspiel. The musical score was written by Nina Rota and Carmen Coppola.

Some critics think The Godfather II was even better. The sequel features Robert DeNiro as a young Don Corleone in flashbacks that alternate with Michael Corleone advancing his family’s interests in the present. Critics admire its deep thematic storytelling. The Godfather III is a really bad movie, not worth watching.

When Pointy Bras were in Fashion

March 11, 2026

Boobs are more popular than paleoecology. I’ve written nearly 1000 blog articles about science with an emphasis on paleoecology, but almost every day, the most viewed article on my site is entitled “Breasts were Invisible in Hollywood Movies until the 1940’s.” I think it’s my most viewed article of all time, and I wrote it just 4 years ago. (My blog is 16 years old.) It’s a stupid fluff piece. I’ve written many articles about paleoecology that I think are more interesting, and I’ve also posted my memoirs and a biography about my father, but nobody looks at those blog entries. The public thinks boobs are more fascinating. If more people want me to write about swollen sweat glands modified to produce milk, I suppose I will.

My blog entry about tits has more views than any science-based article I’ve ever written.

I‘m too lazy to look it up, but I think >16,700 views are more views than any other article I’ve written for this blog.

I watched an old movie the other day starring Lana Turner and noticed the pointy shape of her bra underneath her shirt. When I was a child, this type of bra was common, and I wondered when they went out of style because I never see them anymore. Pointy-shaped bras, also known as cone-shaped or bullet bras, were in fashion from 1947-1970. They were introduced by the Perma-lift brand in 1941 and quickly became popular. They briefly came back into fashion in 1990 when Madonna started wearing them, and supposedly they returned in 2025, but I haven’t seen any women wearing them recently. Buxom women became popular during World War II, and famous movie stars wore layers of cone-shaped bras under form-fitting sweaters to give themselves a more buxom appearance. This was before surgical breast implants became more widespread. The skinny fashion model look came into fashion during the late 1960’s, reducing the popularity of cone-shaped bras, and they also fell out of favor with feminists who didn’t think women’s bodies should be objectified. Now, some women are wearing them again amid modern women’s desire to take control of their own eroticism.

Out of curiosity I wondered what the largest cone-shaped cup size was. No bra manufacturer that I could find makes a cone-shaped bra bigger than a J-cup. That will fit some really big boobs, but many modern exhibitionists who advertise on Twitter have natural breasts too large to fit into any cone-shaped bra available. Here are some examples with links to their twitter feeds. Busty Sarah Rae, my favorite, is an O-cup. ((5) Sarah Rae (@BustySarahRae) / X) Carmen Sandi, another astounding beauty, is an M-cup. ((5) Carmen Sandi (@thatgreengirl22) / X) Cleo K-cup has very beautiful breasts that won’t fit into any available cone-shaped bras. ((5) Cleo K cup | 50% off OF!! (@CleoMessy) / X) And Masked Juggs has watermelon-sized titties that could also not fit into this type of bra, unless manufactures start making bigger ones. ((5) maskedjuggs (@maskedjuggs) / X) Unlike old timey movie stars, they don’t need to enhance their breast size. I’ve always preferred voluptuous women, but in my old age I take the most comfort in looking at the biggest tits and ass that appear on my social media feeds.

I began wondering about pointy-shaped bras when I saw an old movie starring Lana Turner.

Mamie Van Buren pioneered wearing layers of cone-shaped bras under form-fitting sweaters to give herself a more buxom appearance.

Jayne Mansfield wore cone-shaped bras. Her breasts were very large by 1950s standards, but there are many modern exhibitionists who have even larger natural breasts than she had. I prefer natural breasts over surgically enhanced ones.

The modern bra was invented in 1913 by Mary Jacob. Before this, women had to wear uncomfortable corsets, first used during the 1500’s. Women living during the Middle Ages wore dresses with bags in them to hold their breasts. Ancient Greeks and Romans used breast bands to hold their boobies in place.

Reference:

Malach, H.

“A Complete History of the Cone Bra Trend”

W. Magazine April 25, 2025

A Complete History of the Cone Bra Trend, From Madonna to Marilyn Monroe

The 1920 Georgia Bulldogs–The Team that Earned the Nickname

February 4, 2026

It’s the week of the Super Bowl, but I don’t care who wins. I watch the NFL for entertainment and do not have a favorite team. I often mildly root for the team with the most former Georgia Bulldog players on their roster. I wanted to see the Rams in this year’s Super Bowl because Mathew Stafford, their quarterback, played for Georgia between 2006-2008, but alas, the Rams fell short in Seattle where they also battled the referees. The only sports team that I passionately favor is the Georgia Bulldogs football team. Most sports fans, and even Georgia Bulldogs’ fans don’t know how Georgia earned the nickname–Bulldogs. Here is the story of how that happened.

Before 1920 the Georgia football team was simply known as the Red and Black. During 1893, just their 2nd season, some fans did call them Bulldogs, but the name didn’t stick. By 1920 the press started calling them the Wildcats, however Georgia earned the nickname Bulldogs when they were playing Virginia on the road. Virginia athletic rules at the time didn’t allow freshmen to play, and 3 of Georgia’s star players were freshmen. Despite this handicap, Georgia held Virginia to a scoreless draw. The game included 2 goal line stands by Georgia, and a sportswriter by the name of Cliff Wheatley wrote Georgia “bulldogged Virginia at the goal line.” Georgia has been known as the Bulldogs ever since.

Georgia won the Southern Conference (precursor to the SEC) in 1920, and 1 pollster ranked them number 1 in the nation. They destroyed every team except Virginia and Alabama. The game against Alabama was an exciting classic, but unfortunately there is no film of it. Note how short the season was. Just 2 months.

The 1920 Georgia Bulldogs had a strong line. They were so good, Georgia started scheduling games against Ivy League powers the next year. The Ivy League still dominated college football during the 1920s.

The 1920 Georgia Bulldogs were a great team, finishing 8-0-1 in the Southern Conference, precursor to the SEC. The Berryman Quality Points Rating System rated them number 1 in the whole nation 70 years later, but official polls at the time gave the national championship to California and Princeton. Georgia destroyed most of the teams they played that year. Too bad, they didn’t play Georgia Tech that year because the Yellow Jackets also finished undefeated. The most exciting game of the year was against Alabama. Georgia took a 14-0 lead in the first quarter, but Alabama fought their way back into the game. With 2 minutes left Alabama attempted to drop kick a short field goal that would have probably won the game, but Georgia’s Kirk Whelchel blocked the kick, and Buck Cheves returned it 87 yards for the winning touchdown. Descriptions of the play are sketchy because sportswriters at this time were a bunch of incoherent drunks, and there is no film of it. Football was not widely filmed yet. Georgia’s coach, Herman Stegeman, coached for 2 more seasons and later became athletic director and scout for the football team. The next year, Georgia began scheduling traditional Ivy League powers that were still considered the best teams in the nation during the 1920s.

Reference:

Smith, Loren

Between the Hedges: 100 Years of Georgia Football

Longstreet Press 1992

My Messy Media Center and Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom

January 14, 2026

My media center, also known as my computer room, was a terrible mess. 3 big boxes of books, the excess spilling over, were up against 1 wall, blocking a closet door. The other side of the room had all kinds of crap piled all over the place–an accumulation of over a decade’s worth of junk. I finally got tired of looking at it and decided to straighten it up. The real impetus was a book I recently read but couldn’t find. I was also looking for some tax forms. I spent hours cleaning the room and discovered a plumbing disaster. The carpet underneath the junk was wet, and I determined it was from a leaky sink drainage pipe on the other side of the wall, leading to a $1000 repair. After the repair the carpet dried and I purchased a $60 bookshelf from Amazon to get the boxes off the floor and suffered through more aggravation. It was a cheap piece of shit made in Vietnam, and I could not put it together. The top part of the bookshelf was supposed to connect with the bottom part using small plastic pegs that wouldn’t line up. Moreover, the shelves were supposed to rest on ridiculously tiny pegs, and the whole thing fell apart every time I barely touched it. I devised an alternative construction using wooden blocks and a shitload of wood glue. My concept worked, but I became really angry with my own stupidity. After installing the first shelf I went looking for the other 2 and realized I’d forgotten that I’d put them on the bottom of the case to get them out of the way. I’d glued the blocks underneath the first shelf on top of the other 2. I felt like the 3 Stooges wrapped in 1 person. I fixed the snafu by sawing extra wood from the frame of the original bookcase I didn’t use, and those served as the additional shelves. Below are before and after photos of my media center.

Boxes of overflowing books blocked my closet door.

I discovered a plumbing disaster under this mess. If I hired a maid, she would probably take one look at it, quit and cry.

Now, I can at least get into my closet without dragging hundred-pound boxes of books out of the way.

I built this bookshelf using the leftover frame of another bookcase that I could not put together with wooden blocks and a shitload of wood glue.

I did find the book I was looking for, but I never found the tax forms. I also found a box of film noir and Wild Kingdom DVDs. I’d completely forgotten about the latter and probably hadn’t watched them in over 20 years. Wild Kingdom was my favorite show when I was a little kid. I remember crying in 1968 when our family had just 1 television, and my father chose to watch The Ed Sullivan Show instead of Wild Kingdom. This long running nature series was the successor to Zoo Parade, a series that ran from 1952-1957, and it was also hosted by Marlin Perkins. He convinced the Mutual of Omaha insurance company to sponsor the next version of the show in 1962, and new episodes have been produced off and on ever since. The original Wild Kingdom aired on NBC and syndication from 1963-1988 with Marlin Perkins hosting it until shortly before his death from skin cancer in 1986. The show was revived in 2002 and again in 2011. It was a YouTube series from 2013-2018, and since 2022 it has been part of NBC’s Saturday morning line up of shows for kids.

Marlin Perkins wrestling a giant anaconda. He said, “a bite from an anaconda could be very painful.” His statements of the obvious were often fodder for late night comedians.

Wild Kingdom is 1 of the greatest nature shows of all time and was especially educational for children. Each episode often features many different species of animals interacting with each other. For example in an episode about the Okefenokee Swamp they showed alligators, alligator snapping turtles, common snapping turtles, water moccasins, egrets, mallard ducks, barred owls, red-shouldered hawks, black bears, raccoons, bobcats, gray foxes, striped skunks, and fox squirrels. A bobcat hunting the ducks and squirrels became prey for an alligator. Some episodes feature conservation projects that show game managers or scientists capturing wild animals to study them or to relocate problem individuals. (They’ve been accused of unnecessarily handling animals for the camera. I think that is true in some cases.) Other episodes follow individual animals and are narrated in story form. Below is a link to Wild Kingdom’s YouTube channel where hundreds of episodes are available.

https://www.youtube.com/@wildkingdom

The Wonderful Variety of The White Album by The Beatles

September 24, 2025

Lately, Sunday is the day I take my THC edible, and I like to listen to classic rock albums on my Alexa. I’ve been enjoying my rediscovery of The White Album by The Beatles. It’s a double album of 30 songs released during 1968. Rolling Stone magazine praised the album’s “ambition” and “eclectic nature.” Years later, this magazine rated it the 29th best album of all time. This album has a greater variety of songs than any other album I’ve ever listened to. There are rock songs, rhythm and blues, pop songs, kids’ songs, lullabies, parodies, weird songs, dumb songs, psychedelic songs, political songs, and pseudo-country songs.

List of songs on The White Album

Although Ringo Starr didn’t contribute as much creatively to the songwriting as Lennon, McCartney, and Harrison; his percussion is excellent and underrated.

The album begins with “Back in the USSR,” a rock parody of The Beach Boys music, complete with excellent vocal harmonies. A line in the lyrics suggests The Beatles found Beach Boy music nauseating.

The 2nd song is “Dear Prudence,” a pretty love letter kind of song.

“Glass Onion” features Ringo Starr’s impressive percussion and has lyrics that mention lyrics from previous Beatles songs, including the revelation that the walrus in “I am the Walrus” was Paul McCartney.

“Ob La Di Ob La Da” is a pop song influenced by a Jamaican man’s comment, but it doesn’t sound like reggae. I can play this song on keyboard and glockenspiel.

My cat likes “The Continuing Adventures of Bungalow Bill” because the lyrics ask “Hey, Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill.” My cat is a killer of baby birds, insects, and other small animals. I learned to play this melody too.

“Wild Honey Pie” is just a weird song.

” While My Guitar Gently Weeps” is George Harrison’s biggest contribution to this album. It’s the best song on the album in my opinion.

“Happiness is a Warm Gun” includes double entendre lyrics and nice vocal harmonies.

“Birthday” has an interesting guitar riff, played fast, alternating with percussion and some really exciting pounding on a piano that was fed through a guitar amplifier. I learned to play this riff on my glockenspiel, and it’s fun to play.

“Yer Blues” as the title suggests is a rhythm and blues song. It’s not the best song on the album, but it is my personal favorite.

“Revolution #1” begins with a kick ass electric guitar riff and is a political song with a good melody.

“Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey” is a catchy tune.

I would categorize “Helter Skelter” as punk metal 10 years ahead of its time.

“Revolution #9” is just a weird song for people who are stoned.

“Rocky Raccoon” is a pseudo-country song that sounds like it’s sung by Ernest T. Bass, a fictional character from The Andy Griffith Show. Ernest T. Bass was a crazy hillbilly who threw rocks through people’s windows.

“Why Don’t We Do It in the Road” is a dumb song with a heavy rhythm and blues beat.

“Piggies” is Orwellian social satire.

“Good Night” is a lullaby written by John Lennon for his young son.

Most critics rate Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band as The Beatles best album, though Rolling Stone magazine in a review liked The White Album better. I formerly rated The White Album The Beatles 4th best album after Abbey Road, Sgt. Pepper, and Magical Mystery Tour; but after further analysis I rank it 2nd only to Abbey Road.

Led Zeppelin’s “Custard Pie” and 10 Years After’s “Spoonful”–A Contrast

July 30, 2025

I’ve been listening to many of the same rock songs for as long as 50 years now. I still love rock and roll, but a few years ago I began listening to Big Band music from the 1930’s, and this summer I’ve been reading a book about the history of jazz. My discovery of a Louis Armstrong song from 1929 entitled “Mahoghany Hall Stomp” was by itself worth the cost of that book. After listening to jazz when I return to rock, I often choose music by Led Zeppelin and 10 Years After. Their music is deeply rooted in rhythm and blues, a cousin of jazz. Both groups have a depth of sound from the musicianship they demonstrate on their instruments that matches the Big Band sound the old masters accomplished using large brass sections. Solos by these groups are jazzy sounding. Not long ago, I noticed an interesting contrast between 2 rock songs: “Spoonful” by 10 Years After and “Custard Pie” by Led Zeppelin.

Spoonful” by 10 Years After. They also performed a live version at Woodstock that can be found on youtube where interested listeners can look for the original Howlin’ Wolf song.

“Spoonful” was written by Willie Dixon for Howlin’ Wolf in 1960. Led Zeppelin also used songs by both Willie Dixon and Howlin’ Wolf. The version of “Spoonful” played by 10 Years After was recorded for their first self-titled album in 1967 which mostly consisted of cover songs. “Spoonful” has the same stubborn bass line through the entirety of the song. The bass line consists of 2 G notes, 2 C notes, and 2 G notes, alternating. A microphone was apparently right next to the bass guitar played by Leo Lyons. Meanwhile, Alvin Lee plays his electric guitar in the background, and his performance is amazing, yet it sounds like he is desperately vying for attention with the bass. They briefly play in unison, but for most of the song it sounds as if they are playing 2 different pieces. The bass line is easy to learn how to play and grabs the listener’s attention, but they should be paying attention to Alvin Lee’s wild guitar playing in the background. 10 Years After also recorded this song at the famous Woodstock concert in 1969. They are not as well-known as Led Zeppelin, but they are long overdue to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yet they have never even been nominated. Other great songs in their catalogue include “Love Like a Man,” “20,000 Miles Beneath My Brain,” “I Go Home,” “I’d Love to Change the World,” “Woke up this Morning,” and “Woodchopper’s Ball.”

Custard Piefrom Led Zeppelin’s Physical Graffiti album. I figured out how to play this riff on my glockenspiel.

Led Zeppelin’s “Custard Pie” was recorded for their Physical Graffiti album in 1975. It was influenced by 3 songs–“Drop Down Mama” by John Estes, “Shake ’em All Down,” by Bukka White, and “I Want Some of Your Pie” by Blind Boy Fuller. The titles of all these songs are used in the “Custard Pie” lyrics. Jimmy Page uses 2 two note chords on his electric guitar and his rhythm is followed exactly by bass and drum. In contrast to “Spoonful” they play in complete unison. They really play as a team unlike in “Spoonful” which sounds as if 2 different musicians are vying for attention, while the most interesting parts of the song are relegated to the background. “Custard Pie” also has nice guitar instrumentals, and Robert Plant plays a harmonica instrumental to add interesting variation.

“Custard Pie” is one of my favorite Led Zeppelin songs, but most rock critics underrate it. Most rank it in the middle of the pack of their catalogue of songs, and none rank it higher than 40. They are wrong. I think it is one of their better songs. I could just listen to that catchy rhythmic riff all day long.

An Analysis of the Movie Hard Times

July 23, 2025

Smart televisions just piss me off. It takes 15 minutes for me to figure out how to turn them on. Then, it takes me at least another 15 minutes to find and decide on a viewing choice. I miss the good old days when there were just a paltry 3 choices over an antenna, but at least they were new shows. Now, most of the options on smart televisions are the same shows I watched when there were just 3 networks decades ago. I think smart televisions are the only TVs being sold these days and fancy hotels are equipped with them. On a recent vacation we stayed at a hotel with a smart television, and I did enjoy watching an old favorite cult movie–Hard Times on Tubi.com.

Hard Times was released during 1975. It starred Charles Bronson, James Coburn, Jill Ireland, and Robert Tressier. The movie is about gamblers betting on bare knuckle street fights during the Great Depression. The movie begins when a mysterious drifter (Cheney played by Charles Bronson) gets off a train and watches a bare-knuckle bout in a nearby warehouse. Sleep, a gambler played by James Coburn, bets on a fighter he backs, and his fighter loses. Cheney later meets with Sleep in a diner and offers all the money he has ($6) to match him against the winner of the fight he witnessed. Cheney knocks the fighter out with 1 punch. Sleep takes Cheney to New Orleans to make more money betting against a rich gambler. They watch his scary looking bald fighter destroy a skilled boxer, and they challenge him, but the rich gambler demands they put up more money than they have. To get more money, Cheney needs to win more fights, so they go to the country where Cheney defeats a big young Cajun man. However, the gambler, Pettibone, staking that fighter refuses to pay them and sends them packing at gunpoint. My favorite scene of the movie is next. Cheney makes a surprise entrance into Pettibone’s bar, knocks out his bodyguard, takes his gun, and forces Pettibone to pay them the money. He proceeds to shoot up the bar before they leave.

This scene has an odd flaw. Cheney shoots up the bar. He takes 7 shots with his left hand and 1 with his right. The movie never shows him switching hands.

Cheney defeats the scary bald fighter. Sleep blows all his money on whores and gambling and also falls into debt with gangster loan sharks. The rich gambler who staked the scary bald guy offers to pay the debt, if Sleep agrees to let him take ownership of Cheney. Cheney refuses, infuriating Sleep who makes some unkind comments early in the morning while drunk, seemingly ending their relationship. However, gangsters kidnap Poe, their intellectual drug addict cut man and threaten to kill him and Sleep, unless Cheney agrees to fight an undefeated street fighter from Chicago, staked by the rich gambler. Cheney defeats him, and they all win a lot of money again.

I don’t understand the ending. Cheney gives his share of the money to Sleep, hops on a train, and leaves town. He did all the work, risking his health, and gives all of his money to a degenerate gambler who used him. Cheney has no backstory and no certain future. Maybe the character is simply a metaphor for a gambler’s luck. It’s a curious ending.

Jill Ireland, Bronson’s wife in real life, plays his love interest in this movie. She’s a semi-shore who dumps him. Perhaps that’s why he left town. This subplot is extraneous.

Scene showing Cheney fighting the big Cajun. He won, but they didn’t give up the money easily.

Sleep and Cheney played by James Coburn and Charles Bronson, respectively.

Cheney fighting the scary bald guy.

Hard Times was produced by Larry Gordon and directed by Walter Hall who also wrote the screenplay. Philip Lathrop was behind the camera. The movie is beautifully shot on location in New Orleans and still looks really good on high definition. The movie was a great success. Filmed for $2.7 million, it made $26.3 million at the box office. It received good reviews and audiences rate it 4.7 on a 5-star scale. Charles Bronson starred in the movie at the peak of his career.

Richard Perry Williams Was Better Than Jim Thorpe in 19 Track and Field Events

July 7, 2025

A forgotten gym teacher may have been the best all-around athlete of the early 20th century. Tonight, the History Channel is airing a documentary about Jim Thorpe entitled Lit by Lightning. Promotional excerpts include exaggerated statements about how Thorpe was the greatest athlete of all time and a great American (Why? Because he could run fast and throw a ball?). However, a little-known gym teacher of the same generation performed better than Thorpe in 19 track and field events. Indeed, Thorpe was aware of Richard Perry Williams and called him the fastest sprinter who ever lived. Thorpe won the pentathlon and decathlon gold medals in the 1912 Olympics but was forced to return them when authorities discovered he had played minor league baseball before competing in the Olympics. During the Gilded Age professional athletes were considered tawdry, like sex workers. Williams suffered from the same snobby prejudice. The Amateur Athletic Union, the governing body of sport at the time, considered Williams a professional athlete because he took a job as a gym teacher at Tufts University in 1899. None of his records were officially recognized because he was considered a professional, though he definitely beat the amateur world record of the time in the 100-yard dash.

The History Channel is airing a special about Jim Thorpe tonight. Richard Perry Williams of the same generation performed better than Thorpe in 19 track and field events.

Photo of Richard Perry Williams. He was as fast as a modern-day Olympic Sprinter over 100 years ago.

Photo of Williams when he was in his fifties. He worked for the CCC and an ammunition plant after retiring from being a gym teacher.

Richard Perry Williams was born in Cornwall, England during 1874 and his family moved to the U.S. 5 years later. He began competing in track and field during the last decade of the 19th century. In 1902 he was just 5’9″ and 141 pounds but after meeting Eugen Sandow, a famous vaudevillian strong man of the time, he added 20 pounds of muscle from weight-training, a method not commonly used at the time. In 1906 he ran the 100-yard dash in 9 seconds flat–stunningly ahead of his time. It’s tied with the officially recognized record in that event held by Ivory Crockett in 1974. The world record in the 100-meter dash set in 2009 by Usain Bolt is 9.58. Williams once ran the 100-meter dash in 9.8 seconds, showing he could’ve competed with modern day Olympic sprinters. He accomplished his 100-yard dash on a perfectly measured track and timed with 5 different stopwatches. However, he could never match that time again, and the best he could do was 9.2 seconds–still competitive with modern Olympic sprinters. Here’s a list of some of his feats. Most of them were accomplished when he was between the ages of 22-34 (1898-1910).

100-yard dash–9 seconds

100-meter dash–9.8 seconds

400 meters–46.6 seconds

mile run–4:28

long jump–26.5 feet

standing broad jump with weights–15.4 feet

16-pound shotput–47 feet 9 inches

12-pound shotput–57 feet 3 inches

discus–142 feet 9 inches

baseball throw–418 feet 3 inches

circling the bases on a baseball diamond–12 seconds

chin-ups–48

dips–55

(I can do >60 pull-ups and could probably do more than 55 dips. The last 2 are not exceptionally impressive.)

Wiliams best sport was one wall handball. From 1895 when he was 19 until 1943 when he was 67, he went 14,657-0, never losing a game.

He was a winning coach as well. He worked as a gym teacher and coach at various small colleges in the Midwest including Wittenberg University in Ohio. His track teams went 221-6. His baseball teams (including high school and club) went 426-30. His football teams won 321 games and 16 championships, and his basketball teams won 1016 games and 21 championships.

During the Depression he took a job as an administrator for the Civilian Conservation Corps. He worked as an inspector for an ammunitions plant during World War II when he was in his late sixties. He died in 1966 a few weeks before his 92nd birthday.

References:

Willoughby, David

The Super Athletes

A.S. Barnes and Company 1970

Zimkus, John

“Is One of the World’s Greatest Athletes Buried in Lebanon”

The Historica Log 67 (1&2) 2017

The Only Movie Ever Made about the Lewis and Clark Expedition was Riddled with Inaccuracies

May 1, 2025

The famous Lewis and Clark expedition of 1804-1806 seems like it would’ve inspired numerous movies and television series. Though plenty of documentaries have been produced about this great adventure, Hollywood has produced just 1 movie about it, and it is filled with laughable inaccuracies. The movie was entitled The Far Horizons. It was released in 1955 and featured a famous cast, including some of the biggest stars of the time. Charlton Heston played William Clark, Fred MacMurray (of My Three Sons) played Meriweather Lewis, and Donna Reed played Sacagawea. Modern critics lambaste the film for casting a Caucasian actress as a Native-American, but this is just a minor flaw compared to the other fictional inventions that dog this movie. There were not many Native-American actresses in 1955, and Hollywood casting directors couldn’t be expected to scour Indian reservations, then foot the bill for an actor’s drama class. However, some of the other inaccuracies are indefensible.

Movie Trailer for The Far Horizons

This movie is fair but highly inaccurate. They spray tanned Donna Reed, but she still doesn’t look like an Indian.

The movie portrays Sacajawea as desperately begging Lewis and Clark to let her join the expedition, so she could be reunited with her people. (She was being held prisoner by another tribe.) In truth Lewis and Clark needed Sacajawea because she was the only one in the expedition who spoke Shoshone, and she was indispensable as a translator when they traded for horses with the Shoshone.

Even more outrageous, the screenwriter invents out of whole cloth, a romantic relationship between Clark and Sacajawea. She was married to a French trapper, Charbonneau, who came along on the expedition and served as a cook. Charbonneau impregnated Sacajawea during the journey, and she gave birth and nursed her baby while still on the expedition. The movie depicts Clark in a knife fight with Charbonneau over Sacajawea, and Lewis intervenes and sends Charbonneau packing. The portrayal of Charbonneau demonstrates anti-French bigotry–in old westerns French trappers are often portrayed as dangerous, wicked, knife-fighting characters. Charbonneau was never forced to leave the expedition, and there was no conflict between him and Clark.

The screenwriter also invented a conflict between Lewis and Clark, supposedly because Lewis didn’t approve of the way Clark was leading Sacajawea on. Earlier, the movie portrayed Clark getting engaged to a woman Lewis loved. The resentment boils over, and they get in a fist fight. There is no evidence there was any conflict between the 2 whatsoever.

The movie shows the expedition constantly warring against the Indians. In truth the expedition got along well with the Indians most of the time with 1 exception when they had a skirmish with some Blackfeet after a sentry let an Indian steal his gun. In the movie Charbonneau riles up an Indian chief against the expedition. This never happened. Lewis and Clark liked the Indians they met, and the indigenous people didn’t yet view white men as a threat to their way of life.

The movie depicts an accident, resulting in the deaths of several men due to the supposed conflict between Lewis and Clark. This never happened either. Only 1 man out of 45 died during the expedition, and historians believe he succumbed to a burst appendix about the time the expedition started. There was no cure for a burst appendix in 1804.

The movie showed very few, if any, scenes depicting wildlife.

The real Lewis and Clark expedition saw abundant wildlife.

Lewis and Clark got along well with the Indians, and they liked them. In the movie the expedition was constantly at war or on the verge of war with the Indians.

The movie suffers as well from a stunning lack of scenes depicting the abundant wildlife encountered by the expedition. They often caught giant catfish and salmon, and they saw vast mixed herds of bison, elk, pronghorn, and mustang followed by packs of wolves. Grizzly bears on occasion attacked members of the expedition. Explorers battling giant bears holds great potential as a dramatic move scene, but the movie fails with this possibility as well. For all its shortcomings the movie rates a C+ as entertainment value. Movie buffs just need to know how inaccurate it is.

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David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar

April 24, 2025

I attended a Van Halen concert performed in Augusta, Georgia during 1980 when the group was an exciting new sensation. Eddie Van Halen’s electrifying guitar playing, and the perfectly harmonized background vocals made them especially popular with rock and pop fans alike. The most memorable moment that I can recall was the start of the concert when David Lee Roth, the blonde-haired lead singer, sprinted to the front of the stage and tossed marijuana cigarettes into the audience. A chunky dude behind me caught one and I took a toke off it. I was 18 and an inexperienced pothead then, and I didn’t recognize the pot buzz yet. I also remember Roth performing many of his spectacular leaps. A year of so earlier, he broke his foot making one of his jumps and actually recorded “Somebody get me a Doctor” in a cast.

I like reading rock and roll musician’s biographies and autobiographies because I can vicariously enjoy the wild lives they lived while touring and recording their albums. The great rock and roll groups of yesteryear were constantly touring to promote their new albums, while they were still hot and would only take breaks when they were recording new material. Recently, I read the biographies of David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar. Reportedly, the 2 felt nothing but disdain for each other, and I thought it would be interesting to explore that conflict.

Roth met the Van Halen brothers when they all attended Pasadena College during the early to mid 1970s. Roth bought a sound system with a loan from his father and rented it to the Van Halen brothers when they played at parties. Eddie Van Halen originally sang and played guitar, but the brothers agreed to let Roth be the lead singer in exchange for free use of his sound system. They mostly played at parties for a fee, then graduated to rock and roll bars in Los Angeles. They learned about 200 songs and were at first just a cover band, but they did start writing their own songs and had a successful debut album in 1978 known as Van Halen I. They opened for Journey and Black Sabbath before they began headlining their own shows. This first version of Van Halen produced 6 good-great albums before Roth left the band. His musical tastes had expanded, while Eddie wanted to stick with hard rock. Eddie also resented Roth’s side projects, though the latter points out Eddie also had side projects. Roth opted for a solo career.

David Lee Roth spent a lot of energy as lead singer of Van Halen from ~1975-1985.

Many thought Van Halen was washed up after Roth left the band, but they hired Sammy Hagar to replace Roth. Hagar already had a successful career working for Montrose, then having a number of hits as a solo artist. “I can’t drive 55” and “Heavy Metal” are some examples of his better hits. Incidentally, Hagar notes he can usually get away with speeding because when cops pull him over and recognize the singer of “I can’t drive 55,” they just want his autograph. Hagar re-energized Van Halen, and they produced more good-great albums until For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge which is mediocre. After about a decade of touring and recording, Hagar wanted a break, but Eddie Van Halen insisted he come to the studio. Hagar refused to report for duty and was fired. Both Roth and Hagar concur that the Van Halen brothers could be abusive and were hard to get along with. Roth goes so far as to call Eddie a “crummy” human being.

Sammy Hagar re-energized Van Halen after Roth left the band. He was lead singer from 1985-1995.

Roth’s and Hagar’s autobiographies are quite different. Roth’s autobiography originally consisted of 1200 pages of transcripts from tape recordings made by a man who followed him around for most of 1996. His ghostwriter whittled it down to about 450 pages. There is some biographical material in it, but it mostly consists of vignettes–some interesting, some humorous, and with some attempts at a deeper meaning–that were spoken by a someone who was stoned. Roth was raised in a middle-class household, and his father was an eye doctor. He was a hyperactive youngster who today undoubtedly would be prescribed Ritalin. His parents did send him to therapists. He was not a spoiled child, and when he wanted an expensive item, his father would make him get menial jobs as early as the age of 13 to pay him back. He discovered marijuana at one of these menial jobs, smoking pot with undocumented Mexican laborers. He read a lot and in school he was excellent in subjects like literature and history but terrible in math. Roth is a bit of a thrill seeker. He took long primitive boat trips up the Amazon River with his bodyguard, and he’s climbed mountains in the Himalayas. He is a trained EMT and has worked on an ambulance over 200 times. Some accident victims were shocked to find themselves rescued by a famous rock star. Roth is his own man and never married, though he’s enjoyed the company of numerous groupies and more serious lovers. Unlike Hagar, he didn’t give many specific names in his book. The only mention he makes of Hagar is when he tells how the Van Halen brothers forced him out of the band.

Hagar’s autobiography is more straightforward and coherent. He tells of his upbringing in povery with an abusive alcoholic father. His parents were migrant farmers, and his father suffered from psychological problems following his experiences as a soldier in World War II. His father was a professional boxer who holds the record for most times being knocked down in a fight–a fact Hagar learned while watching boxing on television one night. His mother escaped his father and took her children with her. She struggled to eventually achieve working class respectability. Hagar is a family man. He’s been married twice and has fathered children with both wives, though he enjoyed his share of groupies when he was single and estranged from his first wife. He claims he had orgies with as many as 5 groupies in a tent set up on stage, while Eddie Van Halen was performing a guitar solo. He’s always been a hard worker, and unlike most rock musicians, he understands business. He’s started many businesses. His most successful venture was a tequila brand known as Cabo Wabo that he sold in 2007 for $80 million. No wonder he always looks so happy. His book is honest, except for his denials that he does alcohol and drugs. In 1 paragraph he will say he doesn’t do alcohol and drugs, and in the next paragraph he describes how hard he was partying with drugs and alcohol. In his book he takes a number of shots at Roth. He points out how Roth’s solo career lasted “2 minutes,” and he relishes the decline in the quality of Roth’s vocals. They both toured with Van Halen during a reunion tour in 2002, and Hagar describes Roth as a prima donna. He has even harsher words for Eddie Van Halen. He states Eddie was so far gone on alcohol and drugs that he forgot how to play live, and it took him 2 months to produce 1 song that he could have produced in 1 day when he was younger. Both Van Halen brothers drank cheap crappy beer and smoked cigarettes all day, though Alex eventually stopped drinking after an intervention.

Sammy Hagar and his post Van Halen group, The Wabos, performing Mas Tequila. He sold his tequila brand for $80 million. No wonder he always looks so happy.

I like Roth and Hagar and don’t prefer one over the other. Hagar seems like the more congenial person, but I find nothing objectionable about Roth who seems more of an independent loner. I also like both as lead singers for Van Halen. I do think Van Halen produced a greater quantity of quality songs when Roth was lead singer, but this is simply because they were young and fresh. By the time Hagar took over, they were beginning to pass their prime, but he pushed them to create more good music they likely would have never equaled on their own.

References:

Hagar, Sammy

Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock

William Morrow Publishers 2012

Roth, David Lee

Crazy from the Heat

Hyperion 1997


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