Posts Tagged ‘fake’
June 4, 2026
First, there was PHOTOSHOP!
Marie Claire Magazine, claiming to support real women and real body sizes, ran a survey in 2010 to see, which body size 6,8, 10, 12, 14 or 16, was preferred by the Australian public. There she is below, 59% of readers voted for Size 12.

Size 12

See the Mathspig Post: How they photoshop supermodels’ legs here.
In the same issue, the model below appeared in an ad. Her legs have been photoshopped. How does mathspig know? Do the math.
Model with 89% longer legs.


Now websites are advertising AI models.
How fake will they be? They don’t have to create freakishly long-legged AI models. Ai could generate fashion models of any size … or with 3-legs and 2 heads. Though the 3-legged model may not sell many brand-name jeans. But here are some examples Mathspig found and compared, first to our Size 12 model, then to our Size 6 model.



So AI can produce a range of AI models from realistic to ridiculous. But your eye sees the ridiculous pics as OK, leaving you with unrealistic expectations of body proportions.
Of course, some AI images can be hilarious.

See also: How GEOMETRY gave Margot Robbie her long Barbie legs
Posted in %, Body Image Maths, Decimals | Tagged %, AI, Body image, crazy, distortion, fake, fashion model, girls, image, Marie Claire, Maths, photoshop, pics, Size 6, unreal | Leave a Comment »
February 16, 2025
How to Survive Zombie Attack
How much will it cost to fill a bath tub with FAKE BLOOD?


Screenshot

It costs heaps more $US to have a SPECIAL FX BLOOD BATH than a Cheap Blood Bath and you’d have to do it every night of your ZOMBIE show.
Geek Zombie Maths
or Advanced Zombie Maths
You will find some amazingly advanced Zombie Maths @ Geek Zombie Maths
Posted in Decimals, Middle School, Units Volume, Year 9 Mathspig, Zombie Maths | Tagged Apocalypse, bath, blood, cheap, cost, fake, Fake Blood Bath, Halloween, Joke Math, Resident Evil, Special FX, stage, US units, volume, Zombie | 1 Comment »
February 16, 2025
How to Survive Zombie Attack
How much will it cost to fill a bath tub with FAKE BLOOD?



It costs heaps more $AUS to have a SPECIAL FX BLOOD BATH than a Cheap Blood Bath and you’d have to do it every night of your ZOMBIE show.
Geek Zombie Maths
or Advanced Zombie Maths
You will find some amazingly advanced Zombie Maths @ Geek Zombie Maths
Posted in Decimals, Middle School, Units Volume, Year 9 Mathspig, Zombie Maths | Tagged Apocalypse, bath, blood, cheap, cost, fake, Fake Blood Bath, Fun math, Halloween, Joke Math, Resident Evil, Special FX, stage, volume, Zombie | 1 Comment »
October 15, 2021


Halloween Blood can be found @ Party City


*Note: These were the fake blood volumes quoted 12 years ago when I was first researching fake blood data. I have noticed the numbers on various chat platforms have inflated the volumes in the last 12 years.
*Note: Rounding off the initial volume eg. 0.06 pint (0.028L) then up-scaling that volume to 36,000 pints (17,000L) introduces a significant error in the final calculations.
Posted in %, Decimals, Middle School, Movie Math, Units Volume | Tagged blood, budget, calculation, cost, fake, Halloween, IT Chapter 2, kill bill, Math, Middle school, movie, splatter, stage, volume | Leave a Comment »
October 13, 2021



Tarantino, being a connoisseur of Fake Blood, used several types of Fake Blood in the film Kill Bill II ranging from good splatter to free-flowing blood. According to one fanzine, in this film, Uma Thurman killed 88 opponents with a sword. So the numbers(above)are in the right ‘blood-soaked’ ballpark.

More survival math (The Hunger Games) here.

Posted in Halloween Math, Middle School, Rates, Units Volume, Year 7 mathspig, Year 9 Mathspig | Tagged bleed, blood, braindead, death, dracula, fake, Halloween, kill bill, litres, loss, Middle school, movie, oz, Tarantino, volumes | Leave a Comment »
October 29, 2019



Tarantino, being a connoisseur of Fake Blood, used several types of Fake Blood in the film Kill Bill II ranging from good splatter to free-flowing blood. According to one fanzine, in this film, Uma Thurman killed 88 opponents with a sword. So the numbers(above)are in the right ‘blood-soaked’ ballpark.

More survival math (The Hunger Games) here.

Posted in Halloween Math, Middle School, Rates, Units Volume, Year 7 mathspig, Year 9 Mathspig | Tagged bleed, blood, braindead, death, dracula, fake, Halloween, litres, Math, Maths, movie, oz, Tarantino, used, volumes | Leave a Comment »
March 15, 2019

And don’t for get the FAKE tan.
Posted in Middle School, surds, Year 9 Mathspig | Tagged 3, classroom, fake, Fun, funny, irrational, joke, laugh, Maths, Middle school, Numbers, root, surds | Leave a Comment »
February 7, 2019
Posted in 10 MATH JOKES, trigonometry, Year 9 Mathspig | Tagged back to school, class, fake, funny, joke, Math, Maths, Middle school, student, tan, teacher, The Maths of Fake Tans, trigonometry | 1 Comment »