The Naked Lunch

Uncropped & uncorrected because I don't care anymore.

A Summation Of Humanoid Existence

Honoring The War Dead: You sick murdering fucks! Shame on all of you. Name another species that wages war.Fuck you, Confederates! And Mexicans, Spaniards, & Der Kaiser.

My damned suffering: Woke up after eight hrs., mentally & physically exhausted, as usual. Then felt nauseous, so nauseous I thought I was going to vomit, but only dry-heaved. Sums up your all human existence, dunnit?Added fun: My rt. Achilles' tendon started hurting in the middle of the night, for no apparent reason. Hernia has started to hurt when on the thone straining. Croaker did say it would be trouble if it interferred w/ "pooping". C'mon Doc, you must be near 50, & I'm 70-fucking-two; "pooping"? Anyway, neither sounds nor feels good.

Farm Report: They Asked For It, They Got It! Good & Hard, Too!

Sorry, you can't afford any.

Nathan Bomey / Axios:
Farmers growing desperate amid rising energy and fertilizer prices  —  Farmers across the Midwest are entering planting season under mounting financial pressure, as the Iran conflict drives up diesel and fertilizer prices — deepening an agricultural downturn that some say is the worst since the crisis of the 1980s.
Alexander Willis / Raw Story:   Trump policies spark warnings of impending disaster: ‘Going to be fewer farmers’

Jesus Mesa / Newsweek:   Donald Trump Deals New Blow to US Farmers on China Trip

Sophie Hurwitz / Mother Jones:   Farmers Are Collateral Damage in Trump's Iran War

Do you like to eat? Ha ha ha! Too bad. Start saving now so you can afford Soylent Green!

Piling on, later. How dense are these sucker-ass chumps?

Brad Brooks / Reuters:

Trump says Iran war is worth the economic pain.  These rural voters agree.  —  Perched behind the cash register at Stubs liquor store, Amy Van Duyn gazed out the window at a red-and-green gasoline price sign, which she said seemed to tick up daily.  —  The price was $4.34 per gallon …

Alexander Willis / Raw Story:   Three-time Trump voter rips president as ‘naive’ as Iran war decimates GOP stronghold

Drought won't help either. Two words: Dust Bowl.

Pearls Clutched & Panties In A Twist

Not that this web-log is in any way opposed to grilling.

Fake news thinks it's "owned the libs" again. "Foreign Communist", "Transnational Invaders" (That's a new one to me.) & "socialist". You tell 'em!

Jamie Paige / New York Post:
LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban
Jennifer Oliver O'Connell / RedState:   LA Mayoral Hopeful Blames Your Carne Asada—Not Homeless Fires—for Wildfire Risk

Grateful Calvin / twitchy.com:   From Our Singed, Smoked Hands! Nithya Raman Wants to Ban Backyard BBQs in Los Angeles

Natalie Sandoval / The Daily Caller:   Spencer Pratt's Opponents Propose Dentists For Meth Heads, Ban On Backyard BBQs

John Nolte / Breitbart:   Left-Wing Tech Organization Pays Full Salaries of 80 MSM Journalists

Ed Morrissey / HotAir:   LA Mayoral Race Focuses On the Big Problem Facing Angelenos: Grilling!

Dmitri Bolt / Townhall:   Nithya Raman Wants to Ban What? See Her Latest Proposed Fire Prevention Policy

Ace of Spades HQ:   Foreign Communist Candidate for LA Mayor Nithya Raman Wants to Ban Backyard BBQs Because the Transnational Invaders Instinctively Make Endless War on American Normies

Britta Miller / Washington Examiner:   Spencer Pratt roasts Nithya Raman in barbecue video

Brodigan / Louder With Crowder:   Spencer Pratt drops the PERFECT response to his socialist opponent's attempt to ban you from BBQing in your backyard

All very funny. It certainly wasn't "homeless fires" that started the Eaton fire, it was SoCalEd's high-tension power lines. The Palisades fire was set by a deliberate arsonist, & smoldered for a wk. because the L.A. City Fire Dep't. didn't fully extinguish it. Homeless people are forced to use fire, but their fires are usually in concrete-lined river bottoms & burn little but brush.

Note to Brodigan / Louder With Crowder: BBQ-ing doesn't stay in "your backyard".

And a note to Nolte of Breitbart: Who finances your little operation? Billionaire Nazis?

Dunno who this Spencer Pratt is (A prat w/ a surname for a first name?) but he would seem to be the darling of the droolers. Vote accordingly.

80 Yrs. Of Meat!

Hope I haven't forgotten this by Friday.The original Original Tommy's is less than two miles from the bunker. Bet three chili burgers will feed me for the wknd.

When I first moved here in '73 the weasels w/ whom I hung were quite excited about taking me to Tommy's. As well as telling me to avoid local brew Brew 102, mostly because there was a large billboard advertising the stuff on the brewery, which was on the 101 downtown.

They weren't kidding, either. $1.25 a six-pack for the 16 ounce. 99 cents for the 12 ounce. Never had any, as I was never much of a beer-drinker, even when I was an elbow-bender.

Mystery Meat

Why do Republicans hate America's service members so much? Is three squares a day "DEI wokeness"?

Pictures published by USA Today show meals served recently to Sailors onboard the Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72), as well as Marines serving on the USS Tripoli (LHA-7), an America-class amphibious assault ship, both of which are currently deployed to… pic.twitter.com/gZY2vvn9wq

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) April 16, 2026

No real mystery; looks like fake, "impossible" or plant-based "meat", the same putrid swill I was given during my wk. in psychatric jail thanks to a once-friend turned squealing rat. 'Though we prisoners didn't get tortillas.

Cybele Mayes-Osterman / USA Today:

Cookies, deodorant, socks.  Iran war puts military packages in limbo  —  Thousands of boxes sent to service members in Middle East are stuck in limbo.  The Postal Service has indefinitely suspended delivery amid Iran war.  —  Dan F. was alarmed when his daughter, a Marine aboard the USS Tripoli …
Brendan Rascius / The Independent:   ‘Morale is going to be at an all-time low’: Iran war troops living on meager rations as Postal Service stops delivering

Malcolm Ferguson / New Republic:   Photo of Mystery Meat on U.S. Warships Goes Viral as Supplies Dwindle

Tom Sullivan / Digby's Hullabaloo:   U.S. Navy Rations Food

Donna / Tell Me a Story:   WTAF!!!  —  THIS is the actual lunch tray of a sailor on board a US Navy ship in the Middle East.

David Gilmour / Mediaite:   Families Share Pics of Paltry Meals From Soldiers Aboard US Warships

Comrade Misfit has a stab from the past on the subject.

All-American Boy W/ Cheek of Bronze

Nothing more American than bestial stupidity & ignorance.

Britta Miller / Washington Examiner:
The candy and Coke commander in chief: Trump's sweet tooth feels all-American
Ryan King / New York Post:   President Trump has bonkers theory about Diet Coke and cancer, Dr. Oz reveals

Matthew Chapman / Raw Story:   Trump Jr. laughs at his dad as Dr. Oz says he thinks soda ‘kills cancer’

Bethan Moss / The US Sun:   Trump claims soda is good for him because it kills cancer cells & jokes that Fanta is freshly squeezed, Dr Oz reveals

TMZ.com:   DR. OZ: TRUMP THINKS SODA KILLS CANCER CELLS

Zoe Engels / Mediaite:   Dr. Oz Reveals Trump's Theory Soda Is ‘Good For Him’ and Kills Cancer Cells Because ‘It Kills Grass’

Edith Olmsted / New Republic:   You Won't Believe Why Trump Thinks Diet Soda Is Good for Him

Why doesn't he get a Diet Coke® enema & really blow that colon out? Did he use Diet Coke® to kill the lawn in the Rose Garden?

Sure he's a cretinous buffoon, but he "feels All-American" to some crank named Britta Miller. Guess the Demonrats just don't eat & drink enough poisonous extrusions of corporate swill to be "real Americans". And of course that was Trump as a doctor, not as Jesus. He said so, & they swallowed it.

In the same vein:

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

Title from this classic.

Outside World

Even the sky was dull. This is from 7 Jan. this yr.

Had to forage; managed to get it done in less then 45 mins. Nothing happened. Came back alive, & bored limp. I have never been so tired or numb in my life.

VERBOTEN!

Stay away if you know what's good for you!

Do Not Show Pity To The Robots

A delivery robot battles the elements in West Hollywood, gets support from online fans: ‘Go coco, go!’

What is wrong w/ you people? Damn thing should have been drowned. ("No food for you!") You can't feel sympathy for a robot. One wonders if any of these people give a shit about humans. (Not that I do, but I don't pretend to.) Do you chumps expect the robots to show you any mercy when their time comes? You don't even know what they're up to.

[LAT]

Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker

If "Baker" there is not "on delivery" but merely "on duty", what th' fuck-tuck-tucking hell's it doing just sitting on a residential street, pointed at a fence? I get when they're lined up in front of a restaurant; th' hell's up here? It's more suspicious every day.

"It's In My Mind ... I Must be Insane"

Really, What Are These Things Doing?

This one just sat there. 1627.

I crossed the street. Still there, 1632.

Post-foraging, one of its friends passed in the other direction, at 1648.

Be a real shame if the batteries ran down & someone had to go w/o lunch, but this reporter suspects it's full of surveillance equipment tracking all the animals as they go to the watering hole Ralphs.

Flag Update

Previously.

Two days later, the Bear Republic flag is restored.

No Food For You!!

@tmz A delivery robot went up against a high-speed passenger train and got knocked the f*** out!!! 🤖💥🚗 FULL STORY AT THE LINK IN BIO. 🎥: Instagram/@trainwithgui ♬ original sound - TMZ

You fucking moron, turn your stupid 'phone on its side when shooting something like this. Is it any damn wonder I despise your cretinous species?

Flags

Remodeled Mickey D's is missing the Californa flag. Shame!

Also missing: Humanoids. Kiosk-only ordering, & when I wandered through I saw no cash acceptors, just card readers. I keep telling you idiots the robots are taking over, but no one listens!

Turn 90° west & another American flag presents itself. It may have more square footage than my office/train room/living room/dining room.

In context, w/ a Korean church that used to be a synagogue. (Is that what baldhead Stephen Miller is so fucking angry about?)

Yes, the State of California & the County of Los Angeles have successfully removed all color from the western sky.
Why do you ask?

Later P.S.: Now that Bugger has decided it will work w/ Chrome again (And the heartiest of "Fuck yous!" to Google.) one more image, from which we can deduce that the gawdless Commie liberals of California removed the cross as well.

"On Duty"

"Duty" is fascist bullshit for robots. See?

Th' hell kinda name is "Bimo"?

So Much For Boxing Day

Cold & soaked in rain in Beverly Hills, as was everything in the photos.

BP & A1C down, have lost about 4 lbs./month since the last visit to the croaker three+ months ago, putting this reporter (barely, but w/ soaked shoes on) under 200 lbs. Have also lost virtually all appetite. Breatharianism, baby!

Workers To Eat Shit, Not Beef

These United Snakes are, apparently, running out of beef. (1:14).This reporter almost feels sorry for these uneducated & ignorant small town losers. Keep praying 'though. That'll help. The priest sez Gawd knows what he's going to do about it in the end, sooner or later, by & by, so be patient & keep praying.

LATER, via Ten Bears: "Can Beef Be Saved?"

Friday Photo

What a great Thanksgiving!! No human contact at all. Total consumption: Two bananas, gluttonous fucking pigs! Could have had half an English muffin but decided that, like virtually all activity, it simply wasn't worth the effort. And plenty of tea & iced coffee to keep me awake, because you brain-dead cretins & your world of shit & pain bore me numb!!

Spent no money. Will not spend any today.

Non-NFL sporting event: Finished watching the November Sumo Tournament. How 'bout that Aonishiki, first Ukrainian to win the Emperor's Cup?NHK doesn't like to share its footage (Pearl Harbor, you rat bastards!!) but the action starts at (24:50) if you click.