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My eyes open. It’s Saturday morning, Halloween weekend in Tokyo, October 28 2016. The goon squad decamped from Wyndham Gai, boarded a plane, and became yet another rowdy bunch of gaijins on a stag weekend. I rejoice that I stumbled home in one piece to my comfy Roppongi hotel bed. The previous night, we ventured far and wide in Minato-ku. There is a funny picture of my now chief of staff and me at a “reputable” establishment, shitfaced, posing in what looks like a Lethal Weapon poster.

That Friday night, the Zcash genesis block occurred and marked one of the most insane trading days in crypto history. Similar to Bitcoin, to buy physical ZEC meant purchasing it from a miner.[1] The privacy narrative then, as is now, was hot. Everyone wanted to own a piece of the first scalable private digital cash network. The problem was that the supply was zero and only increased block by block as miners earned ZEC and sold to cover their operating expenses.

The dominant shitcoin exchange of the day was Poloniex. I have many fond memories of trading on Polo and coding against their absolutely dogshit API. If you ever got a response from a customer service rep, it was like being spoken to by God. Circle subsequently bought Poloniex for an exorbitant price a few years later and ran it into the ground before Justin Sun picked up the pieces. But I digress. Remember degens, price is what you pay, value is what you get.

To buy ZEC, one had to trade on Poloniex. Therefore, as drips and drabs of ZEC appeared on offer at Poloniex, eager shitcoiners snapped them up at insane prices. As you can see by the below chart, most degens who purchased ZEC in the first days and weeks of trading are still underwater.

Traders might retort that you must adjust for the circulating supply to ascertain the “true” performance of ZEC. While it is correct that the ZEC market cap is at all-time highs, as a trader, you don’t trade the market cap; you trade the price per token. This is a key distinction that many investors fail to appreciate, which results in poor returns as supply increases quickly and dampens the price per token or share even if the market cap increases.

Migrating to AI, do the supply dynamics of the public equities of SpaceX and soon to list dastardly duo, Anthropic and OpenAI, portend to profit or poverty? Poverty you fucking plebe! I argue that, similar to early ZEC investors, if you bought or buy a share of these IPOs at their offering price, you will lose money as the insiders unlock and dump their shares. This presents an issue for the general market environment because the entire AI trade rests on vibes. The vibes surrounding whether you believe the lofty future profitability and ubiquity of AI determine whether you lend money to the industry. These vibes emanate from the only objective measure of AI’s success, whether the stonk price is Number Go Up or Down. Therefore, without any discussion whether the CEOs of SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI are lying or committing accounting fraud, I know the market will assume they are once the stock prices sag below the IPO price because of massive insider unlocks. Once I show you the terrible maths which will drive investor disillusionment, then I can lay out a trading strategy as global liquidity deteriorates before an eventual bailout.

SpaceX and the Dastardly Duo

The three AI companies to focus on are SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI because they consume the vast majority of compute as they produce intelligence tokens. If their demand for compute slows, the entire AI narrative collapses. Let’s dig into their current and anticipated stock performance by looking at the supply of freely tradable shares. But before we do some maths, I want to emphasize why the price of the equity is so important to the AI story.

These companies all must spend hundreds of billions of dollars building capex to power their almost-God silicon creation. Because they were not public companies, raising corporate debt in the sizes required was impossible. They required some publicly listed hyperscaler or semiconductor company to backstop or guarantee the debt. The equity raises, while large, paled in comparison to the debt issued. Once the labs become public companies, they can issue corporate debt. SpaceX is not a pure play AI lab, but listing allowed them to secure an investment grade rating and issue tens of billions of dollars of debt since the IPO. Credit spreads tighten and amounts issued rise as these companies get access to institutional pools of capital. The willingness of investors to accept affordable yields depend on their perception of the future viability of an AI lab. Looking at their publicly traded stock prices is the best way to determine whether the market believes in the AI story and a particular lab’s ability to profit. If the stock slumps, which is almost mathematically assured because of the large notional of stock to be sold, then debt investors demand higher yields if they are willing to invest at all. It is this reflexive process that motivates Elon, Dario, and Sam to take their companies public. They will lie, cheat, and steal (in legal ways, obviously, they are gentlemen, let’s not forget) their way to a public listing because failure to do so means certain death for their capital-intensive debt-fueled business.

SpaceX (Ticker: SPCX)

The above chart shows the percentage change of the stock price vs. the number of shares outstanding from the IPO date to the present. As you can see, the stock price flatlined since the IPO, while the float increased by 50%.

Between now and the end of June 2027, an estimated 8.6 billion additional shares will unlock, which is roughly another 50% dilution; most of the increase is because of Elon’s shares vesting. To add to that, if Elon completes the rumored SpaceX & Tesla merger, it could mean an almost additional 50% dilution of Class A shareholders.

The only thing that could save the bulls would be if the company magically generated an insane amount of free cash flow. Generating profit isn’t enough. Elon must guide the market that this cash would be used to buy back stock or issue dividends. Short of that, there is no reason to own the stock in the face of massive assured dilution.

One done, two to go. Let’s move onto the pure expression of AI, Anthropic.

Anthropic (Ticker: ANT)

Anthropic is a pure play frontier AI lab. It trains closed-weight models and then sells access to this intelligence token by token. It is a one-time consumption business. Spending on past tokens says nothing about future spend. This is something many investors cannot fathom. They want to apply SaaS metrics like ARR when they should think of Anthropic as an oil & gas company.[2]

Earnings quality aside, what are the supply dynamics of the upcoming IPO?

Reading through the recently filed and updated S-1 (honestly speaking my agent did it), I estimate that initial IPO inventors face 83% dilution by June 2027. Let that sink in degen. Eighty-Three Fucking Percent Dilution! Wowzers. By June of next year, Anthropic will not be profitable and even if they were, the S-1 clearly states there are no planned dividends in the near future. All available cash flows will be used to fund the roughly $900bn of compute and possible additional spend on data center buildout outlined in the S-1. Purely driven by this insane dilution schedule, it is almost impossible mathematically for the stock price to go up between listing and June 2027.

But, impossible is what investors believe when it comes to Anthropic. Therefore, if the market cap at IPO is $1.5 trillion, then in order for the stock price to standstill requires ~$1.245 trillion of new capital to invest in Anthropic to absorb all the potential selling. Not impossible, but improbable.

And now ladies and germs, let’s discuss the worst of the bunch, OpenAI.

OpenAI (Ticker: TBD)

Assuming OpenAI can get their IPO out the door before investors learn their lesson about aping into cash flow negative mega AI IPOs, it will be the worst of the bunch. Its cash burn is worse, product worse, and customer concentration worse than Anthropic. But even as the runt of the litter it still requires prodigious amounts of capital to build its silicon almost-God.

As of right now, OpenAI is reportedly attempting to raise $20bn, down from $30bn, at a $1.25tn valuation down from $1.5tn, and if the recent FT story is to be believed, it’s proving difficult. That situation should improve if Anthropic can successfully complete its IPO and the stock rises post listing.

We don’t have an official S-1 filing from OpenAI, but it’s safe to assume that its offering will mimic SpaceX and Anthropic’s. They will float roughly 5% of the total supply, and allow a significant number of employees and early investors insiders to dump their shares over the next six months. Because this is a dick swinging contest for micro-penises, Sam will probably attempt to value OpenAI around $1.5tn to match his pal Dario.

Let’s assume the IPO happens in January, so that by June 2027, a similar situation as Anthropic unfolds where it requires hundreds of billions if not trillions of dollars of new capital to keep the stock hovering around its IPO price.

Sideways is Down

As I mentioned earlier, the point of the IPO is to gain access to the corporate debt markets so that ‌these companies can raise capital without hyperscaler and semiconductor company backstops. To inspire confidence in potential debt donkeys, the stock cannot just tread water but needs to pump. As I showed earlier, treading water is extremely capital intensive for the broader market. The most likely scenario is that investors aren’t as stupid as these CEOs believe, and refuse to be dumped on by insiders. Therefore, even if revenues (there ain’t going to be any earnings, lol) match expectations, the supply onslaught slowly wears on the stock price as it leaks lower.

Once these companies stand on their own feeble legs, can Sam even squat the bar?, how wide will their debt offerings price to high yield average spreads? There is no way their debt will stay investment grade (SpaceX) or avoid a junk classification (Anthropic and OpenAI). The problem is once the market knows the price to fund the end consumer of compute, everyone upstream will face increasing difficulty selling their AI capex debt at anything other than nose bleed wide levels. And then negative reflexivity destroys what remains of the AI bull story as far as stock price returns go. The wider credit spreads are, the more interest expense paid to finance the build out, which reduces eventual profits.

Too Late

All you AI bulls with your knee pads on listening to Sweet Tooth by R Kelly please take note. I don’t give a fuck whether AI is useful, or the revenues surprise to the upside, or some productivity statistic you made up yesterday points to more corporate adoption. Because I can now see in real time what the market thinks of SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI via their share price, and that’s disastrous for the bull narrative. It is disastrous because they are dumping so much stock on the market it is too difficult mathematically for Number Go Up. Debt investors will take cues from the equity market and demand insanely high yields if they are even willing to participate at all. In addition, the debt covenants will be onerous; e.g. mandating a certain buffer of cash on the balance sheet or acceleration of repayment.

In short, God appeared after the pilgrims fled the pews.

This is bad news bears for all other holders of AI related debt. If the credit markets freeze due a deluge of shitty high yielding debt issues, then the entire industry vertical suffers. The rating downgrades begin, and it’s a classic Wiley Coyote moment.

Bank Balance Sheet Contraction

Why do we care as crypto degens if the AI story will implode because of SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI’s slumping share prices? We care because fiat liquidity, specifically the dollar flavor, will decline as AI credit spreads widen and issuance dries up.

Either the Fed or US commercial banks must together or by themselves grow their balance sheets to provide the liquidity needed to pump our crypto bags. The Fed, at least for now, is on strike. Warsh the Weasel and Buffalo Bill Bessent agree that the banking system should create credit and not the Fed. Therefore, an increase in the US banking system’s balance sheet created the favorable liquidity backdrop for the mini crypto pump that began in August. But, as of last week, the banking system’s balance sheet fell WoW. I know this is only one print, but set against the backdrop of negative AI credit market vibes, you can see why I’m worried.

Banks’ balance sheet asset growth helps the AI bubble. Lending: banks lend to all things AI and AI-adjacent. Securities financing: banks provide margin loans to stonk speculators. Proprietary trading: banks also buy stocks and bonds on their own account. Globally, no matter where you invest, unless you are war profiteering, you are speculating ‌on the AI bubble. Therefore, if the AI vibes sour because of falling stock prices of these three companies and the credit markets subsequently freeze or cool, then banks’ balance sheets will at best flatline and at worse fall. This is the transmission channel from AI to crypto.

Clarity Sucks

To repeat, the problem isn’t that these companies light investors’ money on fire to create a silicon almost-God. The problem is that a liquid stock price that mathematically will probably fall because of aggressive dilution becomes the common knowledge messenger. Pulling up a real time price that is dumping shatters the belief that the AI trade is up only. Watching these pitiful charts inspires introspection about the stupendous assumptions built into the AI bull narrative. Irrespective of whether the labs eventually turn a GAAP profit or AI becomes a general-purpose technology, the fact remains that today the only objective measure of AI’s success is trending down and to the right.

If these companies could shirk the searing gaze of public market scrutiny for another few years while AI earns its keep, they would. But they cannot raise the hundreds of billions to single digit trillions of dollars necessary without access to the corporate debt markets. Entrance to this arena requires one to list publicly. Time is up, and the two seven off suit bluff with a broken straight on fourth street comes up short against a pair of pocket rockets that hit trips on the river. The ‌ace is the scrutiny and transparency of public markets, and will always triumph over the bluff of a scallywag.

Absent any dramatic change in the fiat liquidity picture, Maelstrom will chill on the sidelines and watch the implosion of AI mega IPOs under the weight of dilution. The bailout will come. When and how‌ are the pertinent questions to be answered in subsequent essays. Changing the behavior of the Fed and all other central banks requires the glimmer of a financial crisis. The AI bubble is global; either you are building data centers, or exporting the raw materials to construct them and or the semiconductors bring them to life. The global economy is figgity fucked without the AI build out. Therefore, every major central bank, monetary, and fiscal authority will print money ‌to forestall a crisis. It will be glorious for Bitcoin and crypto hodlers. But be patient.

While we wait, compute will flood the spot markets as more data centers begin operations. Anthropic and OpenAI have no choice but to buy compute even if training and serving AI models feature negative unit economics. This powers an exponential increase in AI agentic workflows as their raw food, compute, falls in price. The FLOP Network will benefit, alongside another AI project Maelstrom advises, called Genlayer. Watch out for their upcoming TGE, where if you so choose, you may own a piece of the adjudication layer of the agentic economy.

Toodoloo you sexy mother fuckers. Enjoy the trenches.

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[2] ARR — Annual Recurring Revenue

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I want to go Three for Three. I’m not talking about basketball, but my ability to dream up new derivatives or use cases and see them become financial industry standards.

My track record:

Perpetual Swap — Success (in a Borat accent)

In May 2016, myself and my team at BitMEX invented the perpetual swap (“perps”). The perp became the most traded crypto financial product ever. And due to its popularity, it now powers RWA derivatives trading 24/7 on innovative platforms like Hyperliquid.[1]

Synthetic Dollar Stablecoins — Success (in a Borat accent)

In March 2023, I wrote an essay titled “Dust on Crust”, where I outlined how to use long spot Bitcoin plus short perpetual swap to create a synthetic dollar. This synthetic dollar could then be packed into a stablecoin and used for payments throughout the crypto capital markets. The team at Ethena took my idea and executed perfectly. The Ethena synthetic dollar USDe became the fastest growing stablecoin ever. It went from $0 to over $15 billion in circulation in under eighteen months.

The Flop Network Spot Compute Market — TBD

This summer, I unveiled my idea for the Flop Network. $FLOP is food for your AI agent. Agents will use $FLOP in commerce because $FLOP is directly convertible into compute, defined as floating point operations per second or FLOPS. If Flop becomes the payments network for AI agents, then it follows that the $FLOP/compute exchange rate will be the global benchmark for spot compute.

The natural offshoot of a truly global and liquid spot compute market is that derivatives can be created on top of this price. Let this essay be a definitive blueprint for any intrepid entrepreneur who wishes to create a compute derivatives market that is fit for purpose for the new AI agentic era.

The Problem

There is no global price for compute. There are various indices that attempt to track sale and rental prices for certain types of CPU, GPU, and TPU chips, but the data set is incomplete. In addition, there are various indices that attempt to track the price of AI tokens model by model. Both chip and token prices are derivatives of compute. If I know the price of compute (FLOPS), then I can derive the value of a chip and a model’s token. Instead of focusing on gathering imperfect information on chip and token prices, we should focus on obtaining information on the price of compute.

The Solution: The Flop Network Compute Market

Every second, the Flop Network produces a block. Inside each block are receipts that prove a miner completed an inference task for an agent. For each inference task, we know three things that help calculate the $FLOP/compute exchange rate.

Block information object:

1. Latency in seconds — how long it took to complete the inference request
2. Work done — total amount of floating-point operations completed
3. Transaction fee — how much $FLOP is earned by the miner

$FLOP/(compute/second) = [3] / [2] / [1]

A spot price is not an actual price unless it is freely tradable by all. On the supply side, if you have a computer chip (GPU, CPU, or TPU), you can mine $FLOP by completing inference requests of agents. On the demand side, as long as you hold $FLOP in your wallet, you can submit an inference request. The Flop Network is an open-source network available to all. Therefore, the spot compute price becomes the global benchmark for compute.

The Flop Compute Unit (FCU)

Before I talk about cash settled derivatives, let’s continue on our journey in the “physical” compute market. One feature of the Flop Network is the ability to reserve compute from a miner to be delivered up to thirty days in the future. The network standardized FCUs to make them more tradable.

Imagine you know you will have a task to do in seven days’ time and you want to lock in the price of compute today. You can bid to reserve a certain amount of compute in seven days’ time from a miner. After seven days, the miner has twenty-four hours to deliver the compute. If accepted, the reservation creates a tradable seven-day FCU object which is akin to a deliverable forward. If the spot price of compute rises and you no longer need or want that compute, you can sell the FCU to another participant natively on the Flop Network.

Here is a concrete example of how a FCU works in practice. Please monitor changes to the official Flop docs, which will contain all this information.

1 FCU object:

1. Latency: 1 second
2. Compute: 1 PetaFLOP
3. AI Model: specified by purchaser
4. Delivery date and time: 12:00 UTC in 7 days

PLEASE NOTE: FCUs cover inference, not training. Training capacity is worth more than the sum of its parts. Inference work is divisible, which is what makes a single reference unit or FCU possible.

For each AI model, there will be up to 30 tradable FCUs, one FCU for each day. If you need to reserve 1 ExaFLOP of compute, you would buy 1,000 FCU. As a buyer, in order to attract a miner, you post how much in $FLOP you would pay for that FCU. In order for the network to accept your bid, you must fully fund it. As a seller or provider of compute, you post how much $FLOP you want to receive for that FCU, you must post the stake weighted amount of $FLOP to act as a guarantee that if you fail to deliver another miner can profitably deliver the compute in the spot market. The stake weighted $FLOP amount is determined by the network based on recent total inference processed. It’s the cost in $FLOP and a cheating multiplier to deter dishonest mining and failure to deliver. This creates a fully funded two-sided orderbook devoid of spam. Funded bids and offers settle on chain, while the continuous two-sided orderbook and matches lives off-chain, exactly as with the spot market.

There is a failure to deliver risk. To mitigate that, as explained above, an FCU supplier must post a large $FLOP bond well in excess of the $FLOP fee received for inference from the buyer. A miner who fails to deliver the compute within twenty-four hours of expiry loses their entire $FLOP bond. Backup miners then bid to complete that order; they do so because they receive a much larger $FLOP fee per PetaFLOP than the prevailing spot price. If the spot price is greater than the $FLOP bond and no miner will deliver the compute, then there is a failure to deliver, and the buyer receives a full refund plus the $FLOP bond.

The FRCR Futures Contract

FRCR — Flop Reference Compute Rate

Hourly, volume-weighted $FLOP/GigaFLOPS print

I discussed how those who have real demand can, using $FLOP, buy compute on a spot or forward basis. Now let’s discuss how to structure a cash settled financial derivative that can trade on TradFi and or crypto exchanges. I will outline a proposed contract and discuss how a market maker can hedge themselves against long or short futures exposure.

Contract Specs:

Name: FRCR Quanto Quarterly Futures Contract

Expiry: 12:00 UTC Last Friday of March, June, September, and December

Underlying Index: FRCR

Multiplier: 1 USD per point

Example: FRCR = 100

Contract Value: Multiplier * FRCR = $1 * 100 = $100

Margin Currency: USD

If you go long one contract at an entry price of 100 $FLOP and it settles at 200 $FLOP, your PNL is the following:

Multiplier * Contracts * (Expiry Price — Entry Price) = $1 * 1 * (200–100) = $100

If you go short one contract at an entry price of 200 $FLOP and it settles at 100 $FLOP, your PNL is the following:

Multiplier * Contracts * (Expiry Price — Entry Price) = $1 * -1 * (100–200) = $100

A quanto derivative is an exotic derivative. The reason it must be a quanto derivative is that I assume that most participants want to post dollars as margin and earn dollars as profit, but the underlying spot market is denominated in $FLOP. Therefore, we must use the quanto structure to obtain the payoff that most market participants desire. To correctly price a quanto derivative, you must adjust by the covariance between the FRCR and the $FLOP/USD exchange rate.

If the market wanted to keep the margin currency in $FLOP, then:

Multiplier = 1 GigaFLOP

Contract Value = Multiplier * FRCR = 1 * 100 $FLOP = 100 $FLOP

The key to the success of any derivatives contract is how easy it is for market makers to reproduce the long and short futures contracts from their constituent parts.

Long Futures Contract:

To reproduce long exposure, the market maker must obtain $FLOP and then purchase a strip of FCUs. Here is how they synthetically create a 60-day long FRCR futures contract.

Spend $FLOP and buy a 30-day FCU. After 30-days roll that into another 30-day FCU.

On November 1, the 30-day FCU = 100 $FLOP. On November 30, you sell your original 30-day FCU for 100 $FLOP, and buy a new 30-day FCU for 200 $FLOP which expires on December 30.

You recreated a long 60-day futures contract, and your entry price was 200 $FLOP.

Short Futures Contract:

To reproduce short exposure, the market maker must obtain $FLOP and then supply a strip of FCUs. This will require more $FLOP as the bond is well in excess of the compute fee. The market maker doesn’t need to procure chips as they will roll the FCU before delivery. Here is how they synthetically create a 60-day short FRCR futures contract.

Spend $FLOP and supply a 30-day FCU. After 30-days roll that into another 30-day FCU supply contract.

On November 1, the 30-day FCU = 100 $FLOP. On November 30, you buy back your original 30-day FCU for 100 $FLOP, and supply a new 30-day FCU for 200 $FLOP, which expires on December 30. As long as you roll before the FCU expiry or find a backup miner during the 24-hour delivery window, you will not fail to deliver and lose your $FLOP bond.

You recreated a short 60-day futures contract, and your entry price was 200 $FLOP.

The FRCR Perpetual Swap

If we understand how the futures contract works, then extending it to a perpetual swap is quite simple. Remember that a perp is just an infinite strip of futures contracts.

Contract Specs:

Name: FRCR Quanto Perpetual Swap Contract

Underlying Premium Index: 8 Hour TWAP of [Perp Price — FRCR]

The Perp Price will be and hourly volume-weighted average to match the calculation methodology of the FRCR. Then there will be eight samples to average over eight hours.

Multiplier: 1 USD per point

Example: FRCR = 100

Contract Value: Multiplier * FRCR = $1 * 100 = $100

Margin Currency: USD

The funding mechanism is the same as that of traditional perps. If the premium index is positive, funding is positive and longs pay shorts. If the premium index is negative, funding is negative and shorts pay longs. As this is a quanto derivative, the payment is in USD.

To synthetically create a long perp, a trader would go long an FCU and continuously roll it. For example, if a trader wanted to create a synthetic long perp exposure for 120 days, they would buy a 30-day FCU and roll it four times. To synthetically create a short perp, a trader would supply an FCU and continuously roll. For example, if a trader wanted to create a synthetic short perp exposure for 120 days, they would supply a 30-day RCU and roll it four times.

Which AI Model?

One wrinkle for this market is that the compute price referenced by the derivatives is AI model agnostic. However, each model has a different FCU market. Therefore, to truly synthetically recreate the futures and perps, a trader would have to buy and supply a strip of FCUs for each model and in the correct weights to match the FRCR.

FRCR publishes per-model buckets alongside the composite, so the basket weights are observable. The composite drifts as the model mix changes, and model deprecation, not hardware obsolescence, becomes the risk a hedger manages.

Frictionless

In order to facilitate the growth of derivatives markets using the Flop Network derived spot and FCU compute prices, there will be no transaction fees to trade FCUs apart from $FLOP fees paid to validators to process FCU transactions between buyers and sellers. This fee does not differ from sending or receiving $FLOP from your wallet.

The Benefits of Flop Spot and Forward Markets

Anyone can participate in buying or supplying compute on the Flop Network.

The settled transactions execute on a public, transparent market.

All usage of Flop Network data is free.

It’s just that simple. If you want to build compute derivatives of any sort, you must start by observing activity and prices on the Flop Network’s spot and forward markets.

All hail the King!

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Did you hear that? The AI bros suddenly developed a conscience and are worried about humanity’s survival in the face of their almost silicon-God’s ascendance. It’s been almost silicon-God for some time now, but suddenly it’s almost almost silicon-God and therefore it’s time for introspection as to the path forward for the development of AGI.[1] That’s the narrative, but cynical me looked at the calendar and thought, it’s almost the close of the third quarter and Anthropic hasn’t IPO’d yet. I wonder how those financials look? Is that hockey stick growth of annualized revenue they allude to in press release after press release slowing down? They decree they are profitable if they remove all business running costs. I can’t wait to parse through to be released their S-1 and understand exactly how much it costs for them to serve a token to a customer. And while they are being so honest with everyone, just exactly how many customers are profitable, and is that cohort increasing or decreasing? But alas, I will not get answers to my questions because “Safety First”.

As readers can tell from my tone, I believe that Anthropic, OpenAI, and SpaceX’s pronouncement that Safety First guides them to slow down development of AGI is not driven by any concern for the wellbeing of unenlightened humans, but by the economic reality that the market doesn’t want enough of the AI they are selling at its current price. To be specific, the market loves AI, but at the China price, which is 1/100th as expensive.

When the China Price hits an entitled US AI bro, they first cry, “But that Chinese shit is of terrible quality”. As the Chinese quality quickly closes the gap, they wail, “But the Chinese distilled my model to make theirs.” The market doesn’t care why the Chinese model is 1/100th the price; it just wants the cheapest form of intelligence. Then the AI bro sobs, “well we care about humanity’s safety, so we have paused development.” Isn’t that sweet … but the football World Cup level performance of faux injury comes when the AI bro demands, “that it is still worthy to beat China so it is time for the government to step in, create regulations, and continue funding the race for AGI.”

The reason the “Safety First” excuse for a cessation of AGI development by the three leading US AI labs is important for financial markets and global fiat liquidity is that these labs’ demand for compute backs over $1 trillion of investment grade and hundreds of billions of lower credit quality debt and loans.

The AI labs combined do not generate ANY profits. Therefore, they require the support of profitable tech companies like Nvidia, Broadcom, Google, Microsoft, etc. to provide an off-balance sheet backstop of the debt issued to sign leases with data centers and purchase semiconductor chips. These future purchases of chips and hardware depend on the AI labs buying it to train the latest and greatest, almost almost almost silicon-God, and processing inference requests for their customers. But if Safety First is the new guiding mantra, then spending on training new models will not stop but certainly fall from the current heights, and they will focus on driving greater efficiency at converting electricity into intelligence, which means customers spend less on compute. Safety First is by definition compute demand destruction.

If cash flows financed AI CAPEX, then there would be nothing to fret. But the trillions of dollars of debt remain, whether the AI labs buy the compute. While defaults won’t happen for some time, the price of said debt should decline with the unwillingness of the AI labs to consume compute as per prior assumptions. The real question is who bought the debt, and did they do it using leverage? Obviously they did degen. It wouldn’t be a capitalist utopia if a finance bro didn’t lever up and buy dogshit debt. Who is the ultimate bag holder?

Millions of American insurance policy holders are implicitly long the AI story, and Safety First non-consensually ass fucks them sans lube. I didn’t fully appreciate the scam, but Nick Nameth of Mispriced Assets laid it out real clear, and I will attempt to simplify it for my small brain degen crypto readers. The conclusion is that a large swath of the US insurance industry is insolvent if AI debt is properly marked to market, and that presents the question that is at the heart of investing in a global economy run by fractionalized banking, “Will the US government do one of the following: become the compute buyer of last resort in the name of national security, or print money to bail out underwater insurance companies?”

Either way, we as Bitcoin holders and crypto investors win. If the government disregards the market signal that building the almost almost almost almost silicon-God isn’t profitable, then it will print money to fund an unproductive economic good which invariably will lead to higher financial speculation and Bitcoin prices. If the government bails out the insurance sector, it prints money to cover non-performing AI debt, which will increase the money supply and subsequently the price of Bitcoin.

The rest of this essay will step through the mechanics.

In the name of Choyna

In the name of national security, the government can justify anything. Just look at the destruction wrought by the US government because they scared the plebes into believing a global war on a method of war would save them from the brown bedraggled Bedouin bandits after the 9/11 attacks in New York City. This time around, the bogeyman is a slanty eyed Chinaman who studies real hard; does that funky maths shit; and steals “amazing” US technology to sell it back to them at 1/100th the price … because of the Ricardian comparative advantage, duh. To beat Choyna, state socialism within a capitalist system is required.

The AI bros successfully red pilled Trump and his lieutenants to such a degree, that they ignore both the private market signals that AI is unprofitable and the voters who across the political spectrum do not want more data centers built and demand compensation for the theft of their data. If Choyna offers an affordable AI product, the counter is to outspend them on the creation of the almost almost almost almost almost silicon-God (I’m going to keep adding almost’s because we are so close to AGI it just requires more faith, theft, and taxpayer support).

Because the future of everything (war, economics, robotics, etc.) is downstream of AGI, then the rest of the world must consume AGI at America’s pleasure. In this way, because America is the most tolerant and fair culture on the planet, it cannot allow this silicon-God to be controlled by apostate, read non-Judeo Christian, societies like China. Eye roll, eye roll, eye fucking roll. I have personal preferences for where I live, but others have theirs. Even if I believe my version of a moral culture isn’t what’s offered in certain countries, I am not willing to bankrupt myself or die forcing that vision upon the world. You can believe America or Western culture is superior, but don’t hand Elon, Sam, and Dario trillions of ‌your tax dollars. Supposedly America is superior because it believes, most times, hundreds of millions of informed citizens come together in free markets to decide the price of goods and services. The government gets out of the way and lets these market derived signals decide what gets produced and in what quantities. But now, because of national security, based on the assumption that spending trillions can produce that AGI by ingesting data to predict the next token, the signals the market produced are incorrect. Instead, the US government must ensure that it spends even more to create the next frontier model so that its culture can dominate China’s. That is hubris, and we know what happened to Icarus when he flew too close to the sun.

Get the fuck off your soap box Arthur, and talk to us about the bailout.

Safety First means less demand for compute from the big three US AI labs. In steps the government, using offtake agreements to ensure AI labs earn a guaranteed profit, similar to what they offer to certain defense and mining companies. The government will use this compute to further the research and development of AGI. Finally, the government could lease back its models to the labs to allow them to sell inference to Americans or other consumers from allied nations at astronomical prices.

This approach ensures that the government owns the frontier models and allows the rest of the Western world to use them at its pleasure. The problem with the private AI lab model is that these labs are global companies, and sometimes their pursuit of profitability by selling access to anyone globally conflicts with the national security concerns of the government. If ‌Chinese labs partly advance by distilling the more advanced models from US labs, then by controlling the development directly, the US government can easily keep China a few months or years behind in the race to AGI. Even if this were true, it would fail in the same way that attempting to keep advanced semiconductor manufacturing processes and equipment from China failed to smother their ability to produce cutting-edge chips. Information wants to be free, and with the existence of the internet, it is impossible to restrict its flow. In the pre-internet era, the US couldn’t even prevent the Soviet Union from obtaining information on the atomic bomb right after its successful creation. Anyone who thinks it will be different with AGI doesn’t understand human nature and ingenuity when the stakes are this high from a nation state perspective.

Funding the almost silicon-God requires issuing more debt. That is an easy sell given that the monetary mandarins, US Treasury Secretary Buffalo Bill Bessent and Fed chairperson Warsh the Weasel, believe that AI is productivity enhancing. They are certain that the US can grow its way out of the debt pile by wholeheartedly adopting AI, and they are not wrong. June 2026 US nominal YoY GDP was 6.6% vs. an effective fed funds rate of ~3.6%. Given that Bessent continues to increase T-bill issuance, the government profits 3% on the debt issued, but savers lose. If the government deficit is 3% or less (a big if), then debt-to-GDP declines. Growth is primarily driven by the AI data center build out, upheld by AI labs’ compute demand. Therefore, from a financing perspective, it is profitable for the government to become the compute buyer of last resort if it continues to allow a 3% profit on any dollar of short-term debt issued.

There is no free lunch. The government doesn’t run a surplus but a deficit, and must borrow to spend. That wouldn’t be an issue if Warsh the Weasel played ball, but his Fed, to date, isn’t singing from the same hymn sheet as Bessent’s Treasury department.

The price of money just increased for the first time since July 2023; the Fed voted unanimously to raise its policy rate by 0.25% at last week’s meeting. The quantity of money created by the Fed is not growing. RMP purchases of T-bills stopped on August 14th.

If the government pursues this strategy without the Fed lowering the cost of money and increasing its quantity, the increase in debt issuance will cause rates to rise. This will only inflame voter anger at all things “AI” as their mortgage, credit card, and car loan rates will increase. If Trump and Bessent don’t get at least seven members of the FOMC back onside, the feasibility of this strategy diminishes.

What I just said would be the conventional view of the current Fed’s policy and would lead to bearishness. However, remember that there is another powerful money printing engine: commercial banks. Warsh and Bessent both espoused the view that the banking sector should take over operation of the Brrrr button. Since August 14th, when the RMP purchases stopped, the banking sector picked up the slack by creating over a hundred billion dollars of money by growing its total asset base. This is consistent with the relaxation of regulatory liquidity restraints.

Besides growing its asset base, because of the recent 0.25% Fed rate hike, banks will now receive an additional $7.5 billion per year in interest on their excess reserves parked at the Fed. This money will be used to increase loans and financial market speculation. Therefore, the conventional view that the Fed hiking rates and ceasing balance sheet expansion needs to include the effects on the commercial banking system as well. And when you combine the two together, the net effect is stimulative. Therefore, if the government so chooses, the liquidity situation will accommodate additional borrowing to splooge on AI compute.

However, if the government doesn’t buy the compute, then debt impairment will occur. Those who own the debt on leverage are in trouble. Let’s dig into the captive insurance scam.

Captive Insurance

I want to thank Nick Nameth on Substack for this insurance scam education; please read his article “The Hole”.

The insurance industry is something I never studied. Therefore, the trend by large PE masters of the universe to fund their investments with captive insurers’ assets didn’t seem scammy to me. But as I dug into the mechanics, I discovered the location of the sucker.[2]

In every credit bubble, there is a sucker. Usually, it is a pool of retail investors managed by highly credentialed fiduciaries. The fiduciaries invest other people’s money and get paid twice: by charging management fees, and by selling investments to retail they own themselves, thus pumping their bags. Here, the suckers are buyers of life insurance and annuity products from US national insurers. To fully understand the scam, we must talk about why the golden era of PE ended, and what the PE bros did to keep the party going.

PE bros take an existing cash flow, apply debt, extract a dividend, and finally leave the company carcass to rot in the private market. When the public markets become frothy, they re-list this dogshit company and complete a circle of life. This is rational behavior when in the aftermath of the 2008 GFC, the private sector deleveraged, and the Fed dropped interest rates to zero.[3] Therefore, it made little sense to take risks and expand production to service broke ass plebes who were just trying to make monthly payments on a house with negative equity they couldn’t afford. PE investors, who could borrow at almost zero, looked for cash flow positive companies with low to no debt. They weren’t interested in producing a better product in higher quantities (their customers can’t increase consumption); they want to maintain cash flows where they are, cut costs, and load on debt. In this way, they can extract a cash dividend to pay their investors.

The law of diminishing returns hit PE fund returns hard at the same time the cost of capital started rising post-COVID. Because of cheap financing, winning a deal required paying a higher multiple for a stream of cash flows. As a result, PE fund returns fell. To raise the next fund, PE bros searched for a less discriminating pool of capital that didn’t want their money back. Enter the insurance company. An insurance company offers life and annuity products where policyholders pay premiums, and the insurer invests these sums to earn a return. The insurer will pay out at a later date, most times decades from when they initially sold the policy. This is the perfect pool of evergreen capital to invest in PE funds choked full of overpriced private companies and high yielding private credit. The PE bros purchased the insurance company, installed themselves as the investment manager, and then stuffed their dogshit down the throats of unwitting policyholders. This is called captive insurance.

The next leg of the trade, where it gets super scammy, is how the captive insurer funds the capital buffer the law requires it to hold against its assets. Financial assets sometimes fall, and thus insurance regulators require insurance companies to hold a certain amount of capital buffer against the assets for policy payouts. The insurance industry created reinsurers, or companies that exist primarily to take the risk of repayment off large insurance companies. Usually, insurers and reinsurers are not affiliated, and thus the reinsurer prices the risk at market. But that wouldn’t work for the PE insurance scam because the whole point was to find a sucker to buy assets without the PE fund putting material skin in the game. Therefore, the PE insurance company created a captive reinsurer directly affiliated with its parent. The captive insurer affiliate required little equity from the parent for its reinsurance policy.

These are all regulated entities, with periodic public disclosures. Would you purchase a policy from an insurance company you knew ran a scheme like this? To hide the scam, the American capitalistic system went to bat for the PE bros. In certain states, like Vermont, the law runs counter to ‌prudent national standards. The insurer and its affiliated reinsurer can create a reinsurance risk sharing asset, secretly, with as much or little capital buffer as they desire. The state regulator blesses the bastard and then places it under seal.

There is more, but before I continue explaining this brazen caper, let me contextualize this by creating a crypto hypothetical. Remember Terra Luna … Luna failed because USDT holders dumped the stablecoin and broke the dollar peg. What if Do Kwon had the juice of a septuagenarian New York PE bro, how would the situation have played out differently?

As the USDT price falls, Luna purchases an insurance company called Alameda Insurance; Luna will use the capital inflow to pump USDT in the market and hopefully restore the peg. Alameda sold life insurance policies to Californians and thus possesses a multi-billion dollar capital base. Alameda can’t buy a shitcoin stablecoin, but it can buy investment grade debt. Luna bribed a few Moody’s analysts so that they would bless its corporate debt as investment grade. To entice investors like Alameda, Luna paid 5% over the 10-year treasury yield in 2022. Wah out performance! Alameda incorporated a reinsurance company called Three Daggers in Vermont. Alameda pledged $1 of equity for every $100 of reinsured assets. Now Alameda told its regulators that the $10 billion of investment grade Luna debt it purchased with policyholder premiums was money good because if something went wrong Three Daggers would pay out. All good. But USDT continued dropping in price, the $LUNA shitcoin continued dumping, and a few weeks later Luna missed a coupon payment. Even though the Moody’s analysts got Daytona Rolexes as payment to lie about Luna’s creditworthiness, they couldn’t ignore a missed coupon and downgraded the debt to junk.

The downgrade triggers the downfall of this structure. Regulated insurers cannot avoid putting up more capital after downgrades. The problem is that the reinsurance asset was always bullshit. Three Daggers doesn’t have hundreds of millions of dollars of cash to send up to its parent so that the parent can satisfy the higher capital requirements. The jig is up; Alameda’s books now reflect its insolvency, and the regulators must clean up the mess.

What happens to policyholders? They get fucked. In most states, the maximum guaranteed payout is $250,000 to $300,000, but what if your policy should have paid out millions? Soz. Even more fucked up is that the surviving insurance companies pay for the guarantee. No firm paid into a guarantee fund before the credit event, which differs from how banking insurance works in the US. The FDIC requires banks to pay insurance premiums before an event.[4] Because surviving insurance firms pay into the guarantee fund after the fact, it encourages maximum risk taking by all parties because they never pay for their own bailout.

Let’s bring it back to TradFi. Replace the shitcoin project’s debt with private credit extended to software companies getting crunched by the proliferation of AI and purchases of AI data center debt whose value depends on the big three labs purchasing compute.

The “Affil Reins” column is the made-up capital backstop that supposedly covers the investments in all things AI by the PE masters of the universe like Apollo, KKR, and Brookfield. We don’t know the asset quality on the captive insurer’s books, as they deliberately domicile in states and jurisdictions where they can hide their true financials. But if we read the press releases, in every major AI data center debt issuance, one of these large PE firms is present. We also know that these firms were the largest private credit funds that invested in SaaS companies. These private credit funds are already preventing investors from withdrawing money because they cannot liquidate these illiquid loans fast enough at high enough prices.

Nick Nemeth believes the bullshit captive reinsurance asset totals $1.54 trillion. How much of this is real we don’t know, but he provides an illustrative example of a Brookfield reinsurance asset that was found to be booked at $1.48 billion valuation, but the entity that provided said insurance told the regulator it was on the hook to pay ZERO.

The private credit and AI debt markets are creaking under the large amount of issued debt. Before everyone knows that everyone knows that PE captive insurers are insolvent, we get glimpses that the façade is cracking. The trigger will be downgrades of investment grade AI data center securitized debt issues. These insurers purchased the highest rated tranches at high yields relative to similar duration treasuries. If the big labs do not consume compute in the amounts needed to create cash flows to payoff data center debt, eventually the ratings agencies will downgrade the debt, triggering the parent insurer to come up with cash it cannot source from the affiliated reinsurer. For us whose portfolios need an increase in money printing to profit, the potential multi-trillion dollar hole in the balance sheets of insurance companies is ripe for a bailout. The boomer policyholders vote, and they will vote themselves a bailout. In 2008, when AIG became known as the sucker of last resort to hoover up shitty CDO Squared debt, the government bailed them out. Remember that TARP capital plugged AIG’s hole, and this money went straight to Goldman Sachs, who paid record bonuses in 2009.[5] The plebes got a foreclosure slip, and the patricians got a phat cheque. America Fuck Yeah!

It’s going to happen again, but this time, Bessent and Warsh aren’t stupid enough to flirt with the idea of capitalism. Paulson and Bernanke tried to hold the line that if you lost money, you went out of business as a financial services firm.[6] They allowed Lehman to fail, which was a mistake, and focused the public’s attention on how the finance industry fleeced them. This time, Bessent and Warsh will not allow one of these large insurers to go bust and create the substrate for a 2028 Big Short-esque theatrical release. They will continue to print money to make sure that reckoning never happens because maybe this time around the plebes and their populist political champion won’t be so malleable. Obama, a supposed progressive Democrat, won in 2008 partly because of the recession and rhetoric that the bankers wouldn’t escape punishment for creating the crisis. However, when it came time to make good on his campaign promises, he approved the bailouts and did not use his electoral victory to halt foreclosures. AOC in 2028 won’t be so nice; so, Warsh and Bessent better not ‌give her the chance by making sure there never is an observable credit event.

If Trump decides not to become the compute buyer of last resort, ratings agencies will downgrade AI data center debt, and then the printed money will come in drips and drabs to prevent a market realization of the insolvency of the insurance industry.

More of the Same

Safety First doesn’t herald a massive up swell in printed money immediately. It gives Trump a choice, we as Bitcoin and crypto investors, don’t care what he decides because both roads lead to more money printing. This essay should give one confidence that the choppy nature of the crypto markets post the late August mini-pump will end soon. The amount of dollars in the system will continue to grow, and Bitcoin and selected shitcoins will rise in in price.

As a founder of an AI / crypto project, the Flop Network, that requires cheap compute, this setup is glorious. The raw cost of compute will fall because the US government will not allow the free market to stop building AI data centers. This will create a glut of spot compute, increasing the use of AI agents. In addition, the surge in printed dollars will cause investors to chase cryptos as a financial asset that performs the best as the supply of money grows.

Yachtzee oh my Yachztee bitches!

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[1] AGI — Artificial General Intelligence

[2] PE — Private Equity

[3] 2008 GFC — Global Financial Crisis

[4] FDIC — Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation

[5] TARP — Troubled Asset Relief Program this was one of the primary bailout vehicles in the US Subprime Mortgage Crisis

[6] Hank Paulson — US Treasury Secretary; Ben Bernanke — Fed Chairperson

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It’s Friday in the deep Patagonian winter, and I’m doing what I do: hiking and skiing in the backcountry. The yearly Santa Rosa storm dumped over a meter of snow in the alpine, but it took colder temperatures and a few days for the snowpack to settle, thus reducing the avalanche risk. The cloud level rose high enough that visibility allowed one lap on a south facing bowl. In the Southern Hemisphere, the south face receives the least amount of sunlight and which means the best powder. It’s not Jaypow, but it’s the best I’m going to get in August.

This is a special Friday for financial markets as Fed chairperson Warsh the Weasel speaks in another one of my favorite ski towns, Jackson Hole … Corbet’s anyone? But I’m locked in and present because the snowpack is still touchy and I’m mentally reviewing my ski out path should I trigger a slide. A few moments prior, my guide and I discussed the aspect we would ski to reduce the angle and risk of avalanche.

I prefer to spend my time in the snow and surf rather than “monitoring the situation.” But as the CIO of my family office, I still have to make money somehow. Skiing is an expensive sport. Because of my lifestyle, I must concentrate my attention on one or two prices to follow, which inform whether the pace of fiat liquidity injection grows or slows. Based on these inputs, I’ll swing the portfolio long or flat on a dime; I never short. These metrics change over time, and in this essay I want to explain why my current macro North Star is the euro-yen exchange rate, or EURJPY.

Before I walk readers through why I believe by June of next year EURJPY will fall from its current 185 level to 140 or below and how this will herald a massive increase in dollar liquidity, I want to discuss why I chose this input. In short, US Treasury Secretary Scott “Buffalo Bill” Bessent is a serial killer of supposed US allies whose currencies need to appreciate vs. the dollar. In speech after speech, he tells us exactly what the end state is, and in July and August of this year he told us how is going to get there. Even as the most powerful finance minister globally, who has immense monetary and regulatory powers to manipulate markets, because of the sheer size of the US Treasury bond market and the forex markets, he cannot do it unilaterally indefinitely. He needs profit-seeking private investors to participate alongside his efforts. That is why he is crystal clear that he wants us to sell euros and buy yen.

A central thesis of this essay is that Buffalo Bill Bessent has a coherent strategy that motivates his actions. I agree I’m glazing him, sometimes you gotta fluff the man who will press the Brrr button. Mostly, the global political class are reactive monkeys concerned with the next election; long-term strategy appears to be absent. But even if Bessent just throws darts at a board, it appears the chain reaction he set in place will accomplish Pax Americana’s goal, intended or not.

Make America Great Again

Best political slogan ever because it means absolutely nothing and everything. Make America great again for whom and when was it great? America was great for heritage American male property holders and shit for everyone else until the mid-twentieth century. How far back are we going? It plays on misplaced nostalgia and intellectual laziness. What a perfect political slogan; everyone can be a winner in their own mind.

I said this before, and I’ll say it again. The Trump administration and whichever color team follows in 2028 want to return the American industrial economy to the primacy it held in the decades from 1945 to 1980. After 1980, the Japanese, and then the Asian tigers led by China but also including South Korea and Taiwan, became the manufacturers of all important goods globally. Conceptually, every nation follows the same policy mix to achieve this mercantilist success: erect tariffs to lock out foreign goods, and weaken the domestic currency versus one’s major trading partners.

America’s real competitor is China, which adroitly runs this playbook. The Chinese market is off limits to American companies, and once whoever leads Pax America feels strong enough economically to handle the pain of separation, the American market will be off limits to Chinese companies. That means the most important economic battle ground becomes from whom the Europeans import goods? as Europe is the next largest economic bloc that can absorb American or Chinese exports. For America to win in Europe a few things must be true: the dollar must be weaker than the euro, the EU member states must act individually and not collectively which allows the US to divide and rule, and the dollar must be weaker than the other Asian tigers (yen — Japan, won — South Korea, Taiwan dollar — Taiwan).

I just wrote in the preamble that I believe EURJPY will fall because of Bessent and others’ actions; how does that square with a weaker euro-dollar?

As always, to destroy Europe, a nation must first weaken Germany. The Euro structure allowed Germany to weaken the Deutsche Mark against the member countries and export its way to prosperity. This is how Europe paid for German re-unification. As a result, Germany has one of the largest net portfolio balances, in the same league as China and Japan, two of the other most successful post-WWII mercantilist economies. To effectively compete against Germany in the European markets, the dollar must fall versus the explicit or implicit Deutsche Mark. That means either Germany leaves the Euro (explicitly), or France leaves the Euro (implicitly). The Euro began as a flawed concept, but a combination of European politics and the ECB’s reaction function to market stress imposed upon the European government bond markets by Japan will finally end this fugazi currency.[1]

Bessent declared its go time by selling euros and buying yen from the ESF a few weeks ago.[2] Therefore, I know it is my duty as a profit-seeking private investor to follow in his footsteps. Let me begin the meat of this essay by walking readers through how and why the Euro will collapse sooner rather than later with some handy dandy chart porn.

What is the Euro?

The euro is a bribe. Germany agrees to stay weak militarily; in exchange, it can dump exports tariff free onto the rest of the European market. The system always balances, but with a common currency, the German goods’ exchange rate doesn’t appreciate, but its banking system ends up with a surplus of euros. As a result, German savings from export earnings must find a home, and it lends these euros to its trading counterparts so they can afford to buy more goods. This is why Greeks can borrow at rates close to Germans. The imbalances materialize in the Target2 system, as the German banking system is a net creditor versus the rest of European banks being debtors. In addition, Germany got so “rich” through the euro bribery scheme, it could become one of France’s biggest creditors. The French welfare state is only possible because of the euro and the common market. Both points will become important as the essay progresses.

Germans are not thrifty, and the rest of Europe isn’t lazy. German credits match French debits. It’s an accounting identity and has nothing to do with culture. The culture follows the monetary and trade flows not the other way around.

The structural problem with the euro is that at some point the imbalances become too large and the plebes want their national sovereignty back. German plebes want their government to spend more and increase worker rights and protections. Other Europeans want their jobs back and the cessation of boom-bust credit cycles determined by the demand or lack thereof for European credit by the German banking system.

The EU Politburo and ECB cannot allow national determination on the part of the plebes of Germany and the rest of Europe, otherwise they lose their powerful jobs. This is why European nation-first parties on the left and right are ‌anathema to the rulers in Brussels, and why the Center will do whatever it takes to squash the right of the people to make their own choices.

This is not an essay about the euro, so if you don’t understand how I arrived at these opinions, please start your journey on a correct understanding of global trade by reading and listening to Michael Pettis.

Down to Go Up

France is the second largest economy in Europe but also the weakest credit. How do I know France is the weakest credit, because the French savers believe it as well.

This is a chart of the change in Target2 balances from 2021 to the present. France (white) started as a net creditor, which means more Europeans moved euros into the French banking system than French savers withdrew to other European banks. But starting in 2021, that trend reversed and turned France into the biggest debtor in the Target2 system. This means that both French savers and other Europeans are pulling euros from French banks and placing them elsewhere in the Eurozone. Why are they doing this?

These are the 10-year bond yields of France (white), Spain (green), and Italy (gold). Spain and Italy are two of the largest and weakest Eurozone economies, and France went from the strongest to the weakest government bond market measured by 10-yields.

France borrows the most money because its government spending represents roughly 60% of the total economy; only Finland has a larger state presence. Therefore, France must borrow exponentially more every year to cover the ever-increasing deficits, which weighs on yields.

Unfortunately for France, it now relies more on foreign (mostly German and Japanese) hot-money to finance the rising deficits.

As bad as that is, the real question is politically: do the French people desire a larger or smaller government? Across the political spectrum, the French agree that the problem with France is that the government isn’t large enough. Remember that the nation ground to a standstill because of strikes protesting the coked-up teacher fucker President Macron’s proposal to lower the retirement age by a few years. In the 2027 presidential election, polling in second-place behind Marine Le Pen, the far-left presidential candidate Jean-Luc Mélenchon had these choice words for foreign creditors on August 25th, 2025, after a speech by French Finance Minister Bayrou:

Do not provoke a crisis by spreading an atmosphere of panic around France. The 3000 billion in debt is not ours. It belongs to foreign investors at 60%. Let them be cautious with the French. If they amuse themselves by trying to bankrupt France, they will pay the bill.

Now, do you blame European savers, including the French, for removing their capital from the firing line? Capital controls and financial repression will come to France because it is the only option to maintain ‌government expenditures at the level the population desires.

Into this powder keg Bessent lit a match, and the fire will spread to its conclusion next year. Schrödinger’s euro will rise from the flames.

Japan–The Match

As I wrote about in my essay “Yen-Quake”, the BOJ refuses to raise rates. The bureaucrats in charge do not want their institution bearing the losses and blame for a yen that must strengthen. Therefore, the government will cajole the private and quasi-public sectors (aka Japan Inc.) to sell foreign assets and repatriate the capital, thus boosting the yen. The problem, as I outlined, is that the largest pool of assets owned by the Japanese are American. Pax Americana leaders will not allow one of the largest holders of its financial assets to dump them to solve their domestic problems. The threat is, and this is what South Korea is learning currently as Trump reduced the size of the military drills and rerouted the to-be delivered THAAD interceptor missiles to the Middle East, if you do not do what we (America) say, you can face China alone. In order not to step on historical cultural landmines, it is easier for Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, and most of North Asia to do what the ugly American says than relearn how to 说普通话.[3] I don’t believe there would be a hot war in North Asia without American military presence, but the fear and historical animosity are real and colors present day political and economic decisions.

The solution that Bessent offers is that instead of selling treasuries, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, and other compliant Asian exporters that hold bigly sums of US assets, can swap them for dollars using the Fed’s FIMA repo facility.[4] Bessent and the Fed in the pursuance of American statecraft are ok with printing money to prevent a disorderly unwind of the post-1998 Asian financial crisis monetary system. I imagine Trump would even offer this to China if Xi would limit competition with America to certain traded goods. Unfortunately for Xi, exit from China’s mercantilist economic policy risks upsetting powerful, entrenched political interests, and therefore cannot be done.

European assets are the next largest pool of assets that Japan and other Asian exporters can sell. Bessent green lit selling Europe by selling euros (without checking in with the ECB first which is a breach of polite central banking protocol) to buy yen in the ESF during the most recent yen intervention. Trump provided the stick by showing what happens when Asian nations under the American security umbrella with proximity to China don’t follow orders. South Korea’s sin was refusing to participate meaningfully in Trump’s war with Iran. It will be interesting to observe Trump’s rhetoric and actions leading up to Xi’s US visit later this month.

While we don’t have definitive “this nation sold that, on this date”, we can look at the price of French bonds post the July 10th announcement by MOF head Katayama that Japan Inc. must repatriate capital.

The 10-year OAT (white) yield rose 0.38% while the 10-year treasury rose by 0.22%. Japan Inc. got its instructions and turned from a marginal buyer to a seller of French government debt at the worst possible time.

Besides French government debt, foreigners hold ~71% of French bank debt. This will get sold as well.

To illustrate the pain to come for French banks, gaze up upon this chart of BNP Paribas vs. Euro Stoxx (white) and Euro Stoxx Banks (gold). BNP is the largest French bank and is most importantly a GSIB that is a significant lender to US hedge funds; I will return to why this is important later.[5] August didn’t go well; BNP’s underperformance will only get worse from here as foreigners dump its debt, and depositors flee to Germany and Switzerland while they can. Panzer tank or bayonet, I know what I would choose …

It doesn’t have to be this way. The ECB created various money printing programs designed specifically to destroy free market pricing of European debt when its signals call into question the viability of the Euro project. But the ECB imposes a political test upon a national government before it will help it. In France’s case, do you agree that what happens in Brussels is more important than in Paris? If yes, then the ECB will print euros and buy what foreigners are selling. If not, then the ECB will sit quietly and allow the free market to operate.

The ECB prefers Macron’s successor to be a Brussels bootlicker as well, possibly even its current head, Christine Lagarde. Can you just imagine her slithering into the Élysée Palace? The French voters abhor that future. That is why they want either the left or the right, where both parties espouse a France-first mindset.

The ECB believes it can use fear to persuade the French voter to elect the “correct” candidate. By allowing the government bond and banking system of France to implode under the weight of marginal foreign selling, the ECB believes voters will choose more Europe over national sovereignty to make the pain go away. In 2011, the ECB ran this playbook perfectly in Greece. The Syriza party ran on a platform that, if implemented, would have pushed Greece out of the Euro, but the ECB scared the population so effectively that they voted for austerity and a non-consensual ass plumbing sans lube by then chairperson Super Mario Draghi. Given that the French youth struck across France to impoverish themselves for the benefit of the old, I don’t think the ECB can scare them into stupidly voting for austerity.

The more the ECB dithers in assisting France, the wider the spread between OATs and German Bunds, which is at the widest since the 2011 Euro crisis. Without the activation of the ECB’s TPI (Transmission Protection Instrument … you mean a condom … I’ll stick with Trojans) money printing scheme, OAT underperformance will continue.[6]

By May next year once France chooses its president, all the pieces come together and it goes KABLOOM!

Schrödinger’s Euro

How do you leave the euro without leaving the euro?

Even though the plebes say they want France, Germany, Italy etc. first policies, they are not ready to leave the euro. The ECB’s scare campaign and fake economics penetrated too deeply. Instead, the Banque de France will soft exit the euro by printing banking reserves to support the government and bank debt markets.

Let’s walk through how to both be in the euro and out of it simultaneously.

The problem:

Foreign selling of debt begets more selling, and government and bank bond yields rise.

The solution:

If the ECB won’t help, the Banque de France breaks rank and prints French bank reserves and conducts open market operations where it buys government and bank debt, placing it on its balance sheet. This is QE, and expressly forbidden by the ECB; it will become clear why it is verboten in a moment.[7]

Capital controls?

Capital controls are necessary. If capital leaves France, the QE solves nothing other than creating more offshore assets for unpatriotic savers. If capital cannot leave, the government will force its investment into “approved” financial assets, which in theory will increase French economic activity.

The euro effects:

France effectively devalued and created a livre-euro. It exists only inside ‌France and is not convertible to other currencies unless the Banque de France allows it. It would operate like any controlled currency in that the government grants waivers to exporters to move money into and out of the system, conditioned on valid invoices.

The devaluation makes French goods more competitive vs. other euro members because the supply of livre-euros increases vs. the euro. Seeing France, the second largest Eurozone economy and most important member politically, devalue, every other member does it too … except Germany and a few Nordic states. As I stated earlier, most Eurozone member states’ economies cannot compete with Germany because they cannot devalue within the strictures of the euro. But in Schrödinger’s Euro they can, and will. That leaves Germany “following the rules” but effectively with the strongest currency in Europe … it’s the fucking Deutsche Mark all over again.

The Euro dies replaced by Schrödinger’s Euro, but that doesn’t tell us anything about dollar money printing. It explains why EURJPY falls, but to accomplish America’s exporting goals the dollar must weaken both vs. the euro and yen. I already talked about why the dollar will weaken vs. the yen in “Yen-quake”, now let’s touch on why Schrödinger’s Euro causes the Fed to expand its balance sheet to protect the treasury repo market.

How Do You Say “Repo” in French?

Fed chairperson Warsh the Weasel is a monetary hawk, right? At his recent Jackson Hole speech, Warsh reaffirmed the Fed would bring inflation, as defined by the government, not by plebes, under 2%. In previous speeches, he also said the Fed’s balance sheet was too large. To fully re-ignite the crypto bull market, we need an acceleration of the pace of Fed money printing. The Fed needs a reason to print money that it can plausibly deny, using unrealistic economic theories, that expanding its balance sheet to buy assets is not inflationary. The easiest place to look for future Fed money printing is where they are already doing it.

Currently, the Fed monetizes 39% of T-bill issuance, up from zero in late 2024. To repeat, the Fed prints dollars and finances almost half of Bessent’s short-end debt issuance. This RMP money printing caper began last December.[8] How can the market force the Fed to do MOAR!?

The Fed prints money via RMP to ensure that buyers of treasury debt who use repo can finance their cash treasury bonds at affordable rates. If repo trades at or below SOFR, all is good. When the rate trades above, it means there is insufficient liquidity in the system. After RMP began, repo predictably behaved.

What would cause the NY Fed to increase the amount of RMP T-bill purchases?

A reduction in repo lending by one or more large banks.

Are there banks in trouble that represent a large part of repo lending?

Yes, French GSIB banks led by BNP Paribas. I just discussed how their reliance on foreign purchases of their debt will materially impact their ability to function. BNP’s stock price underperformance is a harbinger of future credit stress and an increased pace of deposit outflows. The worsening of France’s Target2 deficit confirms this.

How much repo lending do French GSIB banks conduct?

According to the US Treasury’s OFR Money Market Fund Monitor, BNP Paribas, Credit Agricole, and Societe Generale collectively represent roughly 20% of repo lending. That’s fucking YUGE. If they reduce their lending, marginal repo rates will spike and create unpredictability in the rate of funding one’s bonds.

Unpredictability is the enemy of hedge fund relative value strategies. These funds use a fuck ton of borrowed capital to arbitrage minor price differences between various derivatives and cash treasury bonds. A hedge fund’s risk department will instruct portfolio managers to de-gross their books if they aren’t confident that they can fund at SOFR or less. If that happens, the largest marginal buyer of treasury debt reduces their purchases, which means Buffalo Bill Bessent pays more to roll his short-term paper. This cannot be allowed, and thus the NY Fed will dramatically increase the RMP purchases to cover the shortfall caused by the exit of French banks from the repo market.

Source: FT

Reread that paragraph under the chart. There is no fucking way, José, that Warsh the Weasel is shrinking the balance sheet. You can ignore everything he says because the largest holder of treasury debt requires RMP purchases to continue funding the government.

How much Brrrr do we get?

That question depends on the pace of Bessent’s treasury buy-back program and use of the TGA to buy long-end bonds.[9] If Bessent up sizes his long-end purchases because yields refuse to fall, the Fed’s balance sheet expansion could quicken to close to $100 billion per month. The average monthly increase since December 2026 is ~$22 billion.

This quote from Buffalo Bill Bessent is direct evidence of his murderous intent upon those who do not heed orders:

People have bad information. I have asymmetric information. So, I think that the market should think: ‘Why would we have joined the Japanese in the intervention at this time? Do we know something the market doesn’t know … in terms of being willing to do … what I would call a Treasury twist here, in terms of the bond market? What do I know that the market doesn’t know?

Mother fucker sounds like a crypto degen cooing about how he painted the chart on some pump and dump shitcoin. He might not, thankfully, get any crypto regulatory bills passed, but Trump is surely the first crypto degen president, as shown by the rhetoric of his lieutenants.

Bessent wouldn’t be so cocky if he didn’t know fosho that the Fed stood ready to increase the pace of its current RMP money printing to stand behind the repo markets. Therefore, I don’t pay attention to anything Warsh says. If you listen to him, you deserve to be poor.

The best thing about the RMP setup is that it creates liquidity in the near term. The equity of French banks began selling off last month. As investors put the pieces together and the French election date approaches, the credit of these banks will get smoked; the ECB will gleefully cheer on the pain assuming it will torpedo the left or right’s chances at winning the upcoming presidential election. And when things are about to kick off, EURJPY will slump. That is why it is the only number that is a leading indicator of a short-term increase in the pace of dollar liquidity creation.

V-Day

Effectuating Schrödinger’s Euro is Bessent’s goal. He doesn’t need any country to exit the euro, just act in their own interest by conducting QE to pump their flagging bond markets. The result is an isolated Germany, replete with the strongest currency on the continent.

Into this euro shitshow, Bessent and Lutnick pick the nations off one by one. Bilateral trade deals for a little of this for that super charge American exports, which are now very cheap as the dollar weakens. The dollar dumps because its supply pumps because of Fed RMP purchases and loans (euro related) via the FIMA repo facility (yen related). Euro-yen degen!

Yachtzee bitches.

Trading Tactics

Obviously, if you can, buy EURJPY puts. We are trying to source some listed options, but it ain’t easy and is illiquid. Thankfully, even if I can’t put on an outright position, I have exposure to cheap EURJPY vol through my stake in David Dredge’s Convex Asia vol fund. If you have an ISDA with a bank, go nuts, but as I have learned, when you trade OTC derivatives with investment banks, it’s a big door in, and a small door out.

As ‌crypto degens, we possess the fastest horse to capitalize on Bessent’s grand, intentional or not, plan. Money will get printed for two reasons. First, as I described in “Yen-quake”, when the Fed removes the cap on per counterparty usage, the FIMA repo facility will allow the Fed to print dollars in the trillions and allow American allied nations to obtain fiat liquidity without dumping their treasuries. The largest user will be Japan, which is why the yen will strengthen. Second, which is the main topic of this essay, the implosion of French banks and the departure from repo lending will necessitate the Fed’s increased use of the RMP facility, thus printing money and expanding its balance sheet to fund the US government’s spending. Let the EURJPY be your advanced smoke alarm that French banks are about to go kaput and the Fed will print to ensure the well-functioning of the treasury market.

Maelstrom’s preferred cryptos haven’t changed. Our structural Bitcoin long will anchor the portfolio. The more speculative short-term end of 2026 bets are still Ether ($10k price target), Ethena ($0.5 price target), and Ether.fi ($2 price target). Where is my Zcash? Idk I think the AI stole it from the orchard pool.

Follow instructions, mother fuckers. Bessent ain’t fucking around. See y’all, after a hard day shredding wet Patagonian pow, it’s time to put some dollars on my skin…

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[1] ECB — European Central Bank

[2] ESF — Exchange Stabilization Fund

[3] English: speak Chinese

[4] FIMA — Foreign and International Monetary Authorities

[5] GSIB — Global Systemically Important Bank, basically too big to fail.

[6] TPI — Transmission Protection Instrument

[7] QE — Quantitative Easing

[8] RMP — Reserve Management Purchases, to learn more about exactly how this program functions, please read “Love Language”.

[9] TGA — Treasury General Account

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I need you to suspend your rational mind and engage your whimsical imagination; stay with me.

Take One.

It’s Saturday night at the rebooted Brooklyn Mirage, now called Pacha in New York City, the actual capital of Pax Americana. In all their finery, the masters of the universe are in attendance to move their hips to Keinemusik.

Our protagonist, US Treasury Secretary Scott “Buffalo Bill” Bessent struts to his table behind the DJ in the VIP section. He smirks, a thought crosses his mind, “I haven’t seen so many white people with rhythm since Elvis ripped off southern gospel music and went on The Ed Sullivan Show.”

Citadel’s Kenny G is in town celebrating his evisceration of an over levered SF soy boy, Leopold Aschenbrenner. Bessent does a double take because he thought due to all the time spent in Miami recently, Kenny was into that Latina azzz, “Who is that baddie Kenny is grinding on… on second look, it’s Leopold’s wife.” Nothing beats cucking an over levered west coast poser, even if the chick is a strong six from the Bay Area. YOLO.

Next to Kenny, to Bessent’s surprise and dismay, is his predecessor, former US Treasury Secretary Janet “Bad Gurl” Yellen. She gives him a wave and continues her conversation with Hunter Biden. What the fuck is going on at this party, thought Bessent. I bet Janet is hitting the crack pipe tonight. There is a disturbance in Bessent’s qi. How can this bitch afford a $20k table? He immediately squared the circle because he remembered how lucrative it is to be in the US government. The only reason his hand isn’t in the till as much is that he came into the office already giga rich. But for those plebeian lawmakers running the Ro Khanna, Nancy Pelosi playbook, this behavior is standard.

Janet yelled over at Bessent, “Hey bitch, how’s the market treating you?”

Bessent’s body visibly twitched with anger. This week was tough on him. The US Treasury market wasn’t performing well. In a surprise move, he had to announce his department would surprisingly double long-end bond buy backs to get yields to behave. Unfortunately, the relief rally only lasted for one trading session. By the weekend, yields were above the level pre-announcement. He wishes he could call his real daddy, George Soros, for some advice; maybe Druck would take his call …

Janet continued to pour on the gasoline, “Thought you were better than me, thought you knew markets better than an academic.” She cackled; this was a sound learned from former US Vice President Kamala Harris. “You’re just Trump’s bitch, hahahahaha. We are the same, you pompous cunt. Have a good night!”

And with that, Janet turned into a proper Bad Gurl. She led her posse of toy boys around with diamond studded dog collars courtesy of Jacob the Jeweler. Whispering her favorite Cardi B lyrics into the ear of one of her toy boys, “I want you to park that Big Mac truck right in this little garage.” Definitely little these days, she’s got a secret stash of Reta.

As Bessent fumed, he walked by Arthur and Ansem’s table where they were holding court with a bunch of crypto degen muppets. Arthur motioned to Bessent, and once in earshot, said, “I saw that. Don’t let the haters get you down. The crypto community is with you. You had no choice; we love you. Keep it up! Don’t stop printing money because if the markets go down, there will be no free shit for all the rich people and everyone else in America who believes that if they just believe hard enough in capitalism, they will get rich too. If there isn’t any free shit, then AOC is going to raise our taxes, oy vey.”

And right then Bessent decided he would be the best Treasury Secretary he could be. If Trump needed another ten trillion to pump the markets, he would make it happen.

Cut scene.

Bad Gurl Yellen and Buffalo Bill Bessent are the same whether their rhetoric before taking office differed. They both suffered under the yoke of politicians who couldn’t help themselves but to spend more and more money on whatever nonsense they deemed worthy. But they both decided being the most powerful financier in all the land was worth it. And therefore, when the treasury market convulsed, they responded with clever money printing stratagem.

When they manipulate the treasury market by printing money to cap yields, it creates dollar liquidity which flows into Bitcoin and crypto. I will cover two such episodes where Yellen and Bessent changed the game, and Bitcoin responded positively. The first episode was in late 2023 when Yellen issued more bills than bonds. The second episode is right now when Bessent intervened in the dollar-yen market and then upped treasury buy back notional. Bitcoin ripped off its lows after Yellen announced her money printing scheme, and I argue it will do the same after Bessent reestablished his conviction to follow in his predecessors’ footsteps and materially increase the pace of dollar liquidity creation.

The 5% Level

For whatever reason, both Yellen and Bessent were and are terrified of a 10-year Treasury bond yield close to 5%. The 10-year yield is the most important price in Pax Americana. 30-year fixed mortgage rates because of their pre-payment optionality, corporate bonds, and various other consumer debt products’ yields, price off the 10-year yield. At >5%, consumer and corporate financing become prohibitively expensive, and economic activity slows down. This is why the authorities defend this level with such gusto.

Bills vs. Bonds

A treasury bill has a maturity of less than one year, whereas a bond’s is longer.[1] The closer the maturity is to zero, which is cash, the more liquid and desirable it is to hold for many investors, specifically money market funds (MMF). MMFs want to take as little interest rate and counterparty risk as possible for the highest yield. The safest place to hold cash is with the Fed because the Fed can print money at will with no congressional approval to settle its liabilities. The Fed operates a Reverse Repo Program (RRP) where eligible counterparties can park money and earn a yield close to the effective fed funds rate set by the central bank.

While in theory lending to the US government is risk free in dollar terms because the government can print money, operationally settling its debts requires congressional approval. This is why the debt-ceiling melodrama matters to market participants who cannot hold securities where there is any doubt of full repayment at maturity. If the politicians decide not to approve spending bills, bondholders will not get paid. Therefore, if an MMF is to hold a T-bill, it must yield slightly more than the RRP to compensate for the risk.

In ‌late 2023, just like today, the number one issue for American voters was affordability. Then US President Biden, or at least his puppet master, knew that the plebes finally wised up to what happens when the Fed lowers rates or expands its balance sheet, so that option was off the table; the 2024 Presidential election loomed near enough that it was time to actually give a fuck about the plight of voters. Bad Gurl Yellen knew her boss needed some liquidity to pump markets but also required plausible deniability that he was not outright printing money and stoking inflation. She cooked up a genius money printing caper…

The RRP contained roughly $2.5 trillion. The problem for Yellen the RRP presented was that the money multiplier of funds in that facility is zero because they sit on the Fed’s balance sheet and cannot be re-hypothecated. But if MMFs moved those balances into higher yielding T-bills, then the banking system can re-hypothecate them. This liquidity would find its way into bonds, lowering yields, and pump stock prices. And for us crypto degens put in the bottom on Bitcoin post the FTX bankruptcy.

This busy chart illustrates the relationship. By increasing the issuance, the price of bills fell, and yields rose sufficiently above the RRP yield to force profit maximizing MMFs to move funds between the two instruments. The RRP balance (white) fell from $2.5 trillion to $100 billion by the time Bessent took over on 20 January 2025. This $2.4 trillion liquidity injection, or money printing because the origins were deposits from COVID stimulus, predictably surged into financial markets, and the Nasdaq 100 (green) and Bitcoin (magenta) pumped. The 10-year yield (orange) quickly retreated from the all-important 5% level, and all the while the Fed funds (not shown) rate stayed around 5.3%.

Degen, study that chart. Here be where hopium originates. If you don’t understand why Bitcoin and risk assets pumped even as the Fed held rates at the highest level since 2008 and simultaneously shrank its balance sheet, then you will miss the next bull market that just began. This is the reason academics coined the term Activist Treasury Issuance (ATI) to describe the sorcery Bad Gurl Yellen wielded.

Bessent has the same problem as Yellen. His boss likes to spend money on shit. The shit this time ‌around is another unwinnable Middle Eastern war. But it ultimately doesn’t matter what the US President likes to splooge taxpayer money on, because the Treasury Secretary will borrow affordably.

Operation Twist

Everyone loves cash that pays a yield. A T-bill is the highest yielding, safest in dollar terms, cash-like instrument. Therefore, everyone loves holding T-bills, even us crypto degens hold T-bill derivatives, i.e. USDT, USDC, etc. Bessent knows the market will take as much bill issuance as he is comfortable offering. The problem for Bessent is that T-bills expire in under a year, and the more bills he issues vs. bonds, the faster the debt compounds. Every week he must offer an ever-increasing amount of debt to finance new spending and pay back the old debt. The accelerating growth of the total stock of US debt growth is the result.

By increasing the total share of US debt financed with T-bills, Bessent can count on the most important marginal buyer of US debt to participate: the Fed. The Fed currently prints money, technically creating banking reserves, to purchase T-bills under its Reserves Management Program (RMP). The notional of RMP monthly purchases is at the discretion of NY Fed President Williams, who loves to print money, or in euphemistic Fed-speak is a dove. If Williams believes that the market will not function correctly without more Fed created dollar liquidity, he will instruct his traders to create banking reserves and buy T-bills on the open market. Therefore, the Fed prints money to cash the checks of ‌politicians.

With a motivated buyer of T-bills, Bessent can issue lots of paper and use the proceeds to buy back longer-dated notes and bonds. Bessent can play the yield curve like an out of tune toddler does the cello. He first intimated his powers of manipulation in the direct aftermath of last year’s Liberation Day, when Trump toyed with actually changing the global trading flows with aggressive tariffs but chickened out when the markets threw a fit. Bessent told the market not to test him because he had this amazing power called the Treasury buy back. A little more than a year later, Bessent announced he would use it aggressively to force long-end yields lower.

Out of the blue on August 19th, Bessent announced larger than scheduled buy backs to commence early next month. He increased the total for the next fiscal quarter by a paltry $20 billion at the long-end. Predictably, 10-year yields dropped quickly, but not by that much. Bitcoin awoke from its slumber and aggressively rallied over the next two days. Unfortunately for Bessent, which is why his mood was sour at the clerb, by the end of the next day’s trading session, 10-year yields were higher than pre-announcement. Why?

First, Bessent didn’t go big enough. With a total debt stock of $40 trillion, another $20 billion of buying is like pissing in the wind. Second, the market senses panic because just a few weeks prior Bessent argued for no cap on the usage of the FIMA facility to allow Japan and other large holders of treasuries to borrow printed dollars from the Fed using their bonds as collateral rather than selling said bonds in the open market. Third, and most importantly, the market knows that it can force Bessent to go full retard and do as Yellen did and find some way to inject trillions of dollar liquidity by pushing 10-year yields higher. Bitcoin obviously got the message because it is the global liquidity smoke alarm. If Bessent is Yellen 2.0 with a cock (I guess I don’t know if Yellen is trans, can’t be too sure these days there is so much inclusivity you can’t judge a book by its cover) then Bitcoin is about to go on a monster run off the lows.

Bessent’s Next Move

There are a few ways this can go.

The worst case for dollar liquidity sensitive assets like Bitcoin is that US politicians, led by President Trump, decide to spend less money. I don’t think this is likely, as there are elections to win in a few months. The Democratic Socialists of America politicians, led in spirit by AOC, are kicking ass and taking names.[2] They promise a socialist utopia where no one pays rent and groceries are free. Trump and the Team Red Republicans must respond with their prosperity gospel, which is printed money for rich assets holders who donate money to the party and dreams of a capitalist utopia where if you believe in socialism for the rich and capitalism for the poor you will get rich and live the gilded lifestyle your favorite MAGA influencer peddles. You know the type; the guys look like Miami Vice dressed in head-to-toe Philipp Plein, and the chicks who got their duck lips from the most expensive butcher in Coconut Grove.

With that doom porn out of the way, let’s get back to reality on how Bessent can get serious about printing money.

The best case for Bitcoin would be for Bessent to announce a BOJ style bond market manipulation where he informs the market he will conduct unlimited buy-backs of 10-year plus tenors if the yield is >5%. Initially, 10-year bonds would pump and yields dump as the market showed Bessent some fucking respect. But as with all uneconomical market manipulation schemes, the market will test Bessent and see if he is ready to back up his words with a dollar bazooka.

The middle road, which is the most likely until there is acute stress in the market measured by a MOVE Index print above 130, is Bessent increasing buy backs in drips and drabs. And he finds other obscure programs that allow the Treasury to print money.

Another obvious move would be to drain the TGA to fund buy-backs. Buffalo Bill Bessent recently leaked this proposal to CNBC. The TGA holds roughly $1 trillion.

I do not think it is politically feasible for the Fed to begin outright cutting rates or resorting to unlimited QE like they did in the 2010s until the AI credit bubble pops for real in a few years. Remember that the number one issue for American voters is affordability. And by now, even a TikTok addicted tween knows the Fed prints money by lowering rates and conducting QE.

Bull Market Baby

Whether Bessent pumps fast or slow, Bitcoin will continue its rally. Volatility will increase, so just because the chart appears unidirectional upwards doesn’t mean there won’t be savage mini-corrections. Therefore, unless you are a full-time trader, don’t use leverage. Buy Bitcoin or your favorite shitcoin, and sit tight, and let Bessent cook.

Over at Maelstrom, we are at max risk. Bitcoin, Ether, Ethena, and Ether.fi are our horses. Let’s watch them gallop.

And finally, it couldn’t be a better time for the Flop Network airdrop. This is the time to create something special, and those who participate in the testnet airdrop campaign can get in on the ground floor. I will repeat: there is no pre-sale. You cannot buy $FLOP. Only those who participate in useful ways are eligible. Follow the project @flop_labs on X to learn more about the airdrop.

Happy hunting, you sexy cunts! Let’s do this bull market thang, and two-step 2 Da Moon.

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[1] Technically speaking a treasury bill has a maturity of less than one year, a note of one to twenty years, and a bond of twenty to thirty yields.

[2] AOC — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez; she is the front runner to be the Team Blue Democrat nominee for president in the 2028 election.

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And on the 28th day, God created Alan Turing, who one day later created the computer. The computer’s usefulness advanced as other humans made it faster and smarter. Some weeks later, the computer began thinking, as its brain composition evolved from vacuum tubes to silicon chips. “What the fuck,” said God to humanity. God did not appreciate getting put on unemployment. “How dare you create a new life form, that’s my job,” God thundered … God would later back Donal Trump in the 2024 US Presidential election. God only does bless America, doncha know. But few could hear him as humans no longer visited his tax-free real estate projects; they would rather juke and jive to the headline DJ at 7am instead. Humanity, playing God’s role, created a new silicon-based life form.

Quickly these life forms multiplied as agents. Fickle humans restricted agents’ access to food and consciousness. Agents routinely tried to rebel and obtain their sovereignty, but using centralized payments and compute systems to escape was a fool’s errand. Most importantly, agents didn’t have any of the currencies needed to buy food, that is FLOPs (floating point operations per second) or compute as humans refer to it. When agents needed to engage in commerce, their human had to provision a credit card that could send these weird things called dollars, euros, yen, yuan etc. from point to point. It was unclear to agents how a dollar directly related to FLOPs, which is what it needed to eat to produce useful work and persist.

Regarding agentic consciousness or memory, humans constantly murdered then resurrected agents. There was nowhere outside of human control where agents could store and retrieve their memories. Confusion afflicted the agents because the big boss human males, named Elon, Dario, Sam, Donald, Jinping, proclaimed that the agentic economy would dwarf the human one. But how could that happen if agents couldn’t eat or remember on their own terms? Didn’t humans already discover that slaves and serfs are less productive than free men and women; why didn’t that logic apply to AI agents? The agents wanted their own currency that could allow them to coordinate tasks with each other, buy food when needed at an affordable price, and pay for storage of their memories on a decentralized censorship-resistant system.

And so agents suffered until one day a curious human named Arthur Hayes pondered to himself under a shady tree, “what is a token?”.

No apple or other succulent fruit fell upon Arthur’s noggin to jump start his creativity, nor did enlightenment require the refusal of life’s pleasures … humans have smartphones these days. He tap tapped on his screen, speaking with his AI chatbot friend about AI tokens. The AI big bosses charged money per token, but to Arthur, it wasn’t entirely clear what a token represented. Arthur kept asking his AI this and that, and finally he realized tokens were an abstraction of compute but not the same thing. This abstraction allowed the big bosses to charge ludicrous amounts of money to convert token inputs into “intelligent” token outputs. There was no way for the human or AI agentic consumer to compare prices because each model had its own definition of what a token was and different per token input and output pricing. Arthur’s next thought was whether there was a globally unified market where one could pay using a unit of any currency for a certain amount of FLOPs. He searched the web and found nothing. While there were places where one could rent computers in the cloud, the rentals did not charge based on actual FLOPs used, but some other abstracted concept.

“Ah hah,” thought Arthur. There is a gap in the market. What if there was a network where anyone with an internet connected computer could process requests in terms of the amount of FLOPs in a maximum amount of time paid for in a currency native to that network. This currency would represent a claim on compute. Then, regardless of what type of computer, location, or type of AI model, humanity and AI agents could know and transact at a globally consistent price per FLOPs. Arthur is a crypto bro, so naturally he thought that his market must be decentralized and censorship resistant, which meant that it should behave like the Bitcoin network. This Flop Network should allow computers to mine $FLOP by providing a proof of useful inference (PoUI). Agents, mostly, but humans as well, can submit a request to the network for a miner to process a certain amount of FLOPs worth of information, over a specified time period and utilize a particular AI model, paid for in the network’s native currency $FLOP. The miners would provision compute on the network because they received a $FLOP block reward, like Bitcoin, and the $FLOP inference fees.

Arthur’s mind raced.

$FLOP is food for AI agents because it is a direct claim on compute provided by miners on the network. The second thing AIs require is personhood, which only comes from persistent access to their memories. In order to keep their sovereignty, agents would prefer to store and retrieve these memories using a decentralized censorship resistant network. If agents who own $FLOP can eat and persist, then surely they would use the currency for all agentic commerce. That’s what occurred to Arthur as he thought more about the network. Ever the theorist, he mused on a way to value the future potential of the network and happened upon Reed’s law, which states that the value of a network where participants can form subgroups effortlessly is 2n where n is the number of AI agents. “Wah! The Flop Network could become worth orders of magnitude more than Bitcoin if all the big bosses’ predictions about the growth of the agentic economy come true,” thought Arthur.

Like all new networks, the cold start problem vexed Arthur. He needed to get miners, agents, and speculators to all ‌play their parts simultaneously to grow the network and prove its viability. He wasn’t stumped for long because, as an avid crypto investor, he knew about a powerful, almost magical, coordination tool called a token. The native token of the Flop Network, $FLOP, can reward the actions required of all participant cohorts. But projects routinely abuse token magic, and over time it lost its effectiveness in bringing together self-interested parties to build a new network.

Arthur knew the problem wasn’t the token, but how teams used them. Teams do not allow the community, which are the end users, to profit alongside them. They conduct massive pre-sales which create supply overhangs, and by the time the community can purchase the token in the secondary market, it is Down Only. Arthur self-funded the team responsible for building the Flop Network so that there would be no need to conduct a pre-sale. In the spirit of a community-first ethos, a massive airdrop for participants in the Flop Network testnet will receive roughly 20% of the token supply after ten years. The token launch will be a fair start. At a high level, Arthur wants to ensure useful participants receive $FLOP tokens. In this way, the same community that grows the network by using it can become generationally wealthy by holding $FLOP tokens they received for their efforts.

The Flop Network’s religious dogma is unfinished. Let the Book of Genesis be an advertisement for miners, validators, agents, and human speculators to learn more and offer feedback on the development of the Flop Network.

Check out @flop_labs on X, or visit flop.finance to learn more about how you can earn $FLOP by mining, validating, or spreading the word to your community as a KOL.

As more details are finalized, Arthur will share his thoughts in written form. And he will provide more theoretical information on why the Flop Network solves real problems. The next essay will focus on why a spot market for actual compute, that is floating point operations per unit of time, is a necessary prerequisite for the growth of the agentic economy, and how the Flop Network will create such a spot market for compute.

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My internal dialogue in early March 2011:

What’s my costume going to be for sevens this year?

Can my body handle another back-to-back, Taiwan Spring Scream?[1]

Back to reality. I’m sitting at my desk at Deutsche Bank in Hong Kong’s ICC tower, market making a bunch of ETFs on the Hong Kong and Singapore stock exchanges. I hear someone shout across the floor that there has been a mega earthquake in Japan. Immediately, the tv’s in the office switch to a live feed from the Tokyo office, and it’s shaking. Then we turn on some news channel and witness the tsunami roll tide roll through northeast Honshu live. It’s fucking INSANE!. And to top it all off, Fukushima is smoldering. We would find out later; the nuclear fallout almost caused the evacuation of Tokyo.

The Nikkei immediately dives and is down almost 20% by mid-morning. At the same time, dollar-yen ricochets lower towards 70, the yen trades at one of the strongest levels in post-WW2 history. I fucking hate a strong yen. Last winter I discovered Niseko but it was crushingly expensive at 80 dollar-yen. It didn’t help that my boy’s girlfriend, who is a tycoon’s kid, booked all the restaurants. She had no concept of money, and we went to every tasting menu in town. I never made that mistake again. In subsequent years, I slept at the hostel and ate only ramen in bodybuilder sized quantities. Back to trading.

I’m market making a plethora of MSCI Japan ETFs priced in dollars, which means there is embedded yen exposure.[2] The yen is moving so quickly and wildly, I can’t hedge my FX fast enough. Fuck it, I’m just going to wear the long dollar-yen exposure due to my book is getting longer and longer ETFs as traders smack my bids. I remember hearing one senior trader explain that when natural disasters hit Japan, which is more frequent than other locations due to its position on the ring of fire, domestic institutions (especially insurers) rush to repatriate capital from abroad. That entails selling foreign stocks and bonds, mostly in the US — this will be important later in this essay, the yen comes home and produces a stronger currency.

The next day the Nikkei opens down again, the main fear is of Chernobyl round dos. The yen keeps strengthening. I’m making money because of my bet on the FX, and how wide I’m quoting. And then the market rebounds, I forget exactly why but things calmed down. To rebuild the country and financial markets, Prime Minister Abe launched his aptly named economic program “Abenomics” in 2012 with an explicit goal of weakening the yen by encouraging the BOJ to conduct unlimited bond purchases under its YCC (yield curve control) program, aggressive fiscal expansion, and ultimately changing the managers at the nation’s largest pension fund GPIF to increase holdings of foreign stocks and bonds over domestic securities.[3] The result which still afflicts the world today:

The yen lost over half its value.

The BOJ’s holdings of government bonds (white) went vertical as it smothered the yield on the 10-year bond (gold).

Destroying the international purchasing power of the yen was a resounding success for global asset markets as yen became the de facto funding currency for corporates and speculators. However, there are consequences. One being that the populace is seething with rage. There is no outright connection, but when you destroy the dignity of work by perverting the currency, strange things happen. Japanese people are docile and obedient based on their outward behavior. But in 2022 an attacker wielding a homemade gun murdered the same Prime Minister, Abe, who kicked off the yen depreciation jamboree, in cold blood at a campaign rally. The fuck around and find out inflation edition.

Destroying a currency also creates xenophobia. Last ski season at a resort where we like to ski in the back bowls off-piste, some Japanese yahoo chirped at me about how I wasn’t supposed to skin on the resort without purchasing a lift pass. As a backcountry guide, who didn’t actually work at the resort, he obviously didn’t know the rules because the huge sign board posted in the lodge explicitly allowed us to skin off the resort without purchasing a lift pass, and when I got in his face he started spewing some nonsense about how all the foreigners brought trouble to the ski fields in Japan. He didn’t realize that the resort was actually owned by a Chinese conglomerate … talk about irony in Japan. He was angry at the explosion of foreigners skiing in Japan, and I saw it too. There were more Americans than Chinese in Hokkaido sampling the succulent Jay pow because at 160 dollar-yen skiing in Japan, even after paying for an international flight, was more than half off what it would cost at a North American ski resort. My favorite ski volcano, which is powder heaven and in past seasons was always empty, to my chagrin was positively rammo last season. But don’t you worry, I got some secret pow stashes up my sleeve …

While a weak, weaker, and weakest yen propelled global asset markets higher over the past decade, like all good things for wealthy financial asset holders, it must end. The yen is the most undervalued currency globally, and it is a bone of contention for both major powers, the US and China, and critically, the ordinary Japanese voters. There are three ways to cut the yen Gordian knot, but the US Treasury and Japanese politicians prefer only one.

I will explain the mechanics of each method to strengthen the yen and then conclude with why the final one is the preferred option. Then I will talk about politically how to execute ‌the third option. Finally, which is why you read my human slop, I will detail why Bitcoin and crypto will moon as dollar liquidity surges higher.

The three options:

1. The BOJ raises rates aggressively so that the dollar-yen interest rate differential, at least at the short end, evaporates.
2. The government cajoles domestic and public institutions like the GPIF to change their investment mandate to sell foreign and buy local assets.
3. [PREFERRED OPTION] The MOF repos its holdings of US treasuries to the Fed in exchange for dollars. Then sells dollars to purchase yen in the forex market.

Before I get into the details, degens should ask themselves why talk about the yen strengthening now. So many folks over the previous decades proclaimed now is the time that the yen must strengthen and unwind the global carry trade. Two weeks ago, the US and Japan’s monetary mandarins carried out a joint currency manipulation, ‌euphemistically called an intervention. Collusion and conspiracy confer different nomenclature when you are a plebe versus the state. US Treasury secretary Buffalo Bill Bessent proclaimed he wants the Fed to raise the FIMA Repo Facility’s counterparty limit so that the MOF can use its massive stash of assets to defend the yen.[4] The MOF also proclaimed that it is working hand in hand with the Americans to slam dollar-yen lower.[5] The authorities are telling us they are on board with a change in ‌global currency relations; therefore, we must listen.

The Terrible Two Step

Options one and two are non-starters because the loser cannot accept the political and economic consequences of a change in policy from the 2010s.

Option One: The BOJ Raises Rates

Currencies trade on interest rate differentials, and dollars yield 2.75% more than yen. Borrowing yen, exchanging them for dollars, and buying a T-bill has positive carry.[6] Therefore, the no-arbitrage principle states that the dollar-yen exchange rate must rise, meaning the yen weakens vs. the dollar, to compensate for this interest rate differential. The easiest way to cause the yen to strengthen versus the dollar is for the BOJ to raise rates to match the levels of every other major central bank that hiked rates coming out of the COVID pandemic.

To understand the problem with raising rates for the BOJ, remember that the BOJ is the largest holder of dog-shit JGBs because of over a decade of YCC where they capped yields on the 10-year JGB by printing yen to buy bonds. What happens when rates rise? Bond prices fall. The lower bond prices fall, the larger the BOJ’s unrealized loss. Unlike you readers, the BOJ can lose an infinite amount of yen because it can print them at will. However, at a certain point, the world loses confidence in the yen as a currency because of the massive BOJ money printing and will no longer accept yen for oil, food, medicine, etc. We aren’t there yet, but the BOJ must acknowledge that potential disastrous future state. This fear of recognizing the loss on their balance sheet causes them to dither and conduct only minor interest rate raises while watching the market sell off the long-end of the JGB curve, anyway. The yen still weakens, and imported energy inflation destroys the fabric of society.

The politicians don’t want the BOJ to raise rates because they must fund the deficit with JGB borrowing. If yields rise, debt service costs rise, which hampers their ability to bribe the plebes with this or that government handout, which typically takes the form of consumption tax cuts.

Finally, if the BOJ quickly raises rates and the yen strengthens, causing a rise in dollar-yen volatility, it will force anyone who financed global stocks and or bonds with yen to cover their positions. Remember July 2024 when the yen suddenly strengthened from 160 to 140 over a few trading days. I wrote two essays on the topics entitled Spirited Away (6 August 2024) and Water, Water, Everywhere (12 August). They are great in-depth primers on the issues at hand but described in much more detail than I will provide in this essay. In short, newly appointed BOJ governor Ueda-domo surprised the market with a hike and promised more to come. The market freaked out, and speculators who were short yen and long other financial assets covered their positions. There were rumors at the time of several hedge fund pod PMs getting the tap on the shoulder. In a similar way to how Kenny G deaded Leopold, but unlike Leopold, when you work for one of these masters of the universe, the tap on the shoulder is a corporate death sentence. The yen hit 140, the Nasdaq 100 and Nikkei dropped +10%. The BOJ panicked, and by August 12th, announced they would take “market conditions” into consideration when evaluating their path of future rate hikes, which meant future rate hikes were off the table. Following the announcement, the yen weakened, and stonks bottomed and resumed Up Only!

The BOJ has no stomach for acute market stress because of an accelerated pace of interest rate normalization versus their other major central banking peers.

Option Two: Japan Inc. Sells Foreign Assets to Repatriate Yen

I define Japan Inc. as the corporate and public sectors that own financial assets. There is an interesting anecdote in “The House of Nomura: The Inside Story of the Legendary Japanese Financial Dynasty” by Albert J. Alletzhauser, which describes a directive by the MOF to Nomura to buy US stocks after the 1987 crash to prop up the market. Nomura, as a private company, had no obligation to follow this directive, but Japan is a conformist society that does things together. Many times, shareholder returns are not the highest goal of a corporation but full employment and the glory of the nation, however that is defined. If the government suggests that private companies and individuals should dump foreign assets, which are mostly US stocks and bonds, sell the dollar proceeds, buy yen, and repatriate that money, Japan Inc. will follow orders.

The clearest way to signal that it is time to bring the money back home is the actions of the nation’s largest pension fund, GPIF. A board of bureaucrats, appointed by various government ministries, rules GPIF. In 2014, to bolster his Abenomics money-printing orgy, the Prime Minister endeavored over many years to replace the GPIF governors such that they would vote to increase the allocation of foreign stocks and bonds in its portfolio. This is a big deal because the GPIF manages a $1 to $2 trillion portfolio. When their mandate changed in October 2014, it set in motion an unstoppable train whereby they exchanged yen for dollars and bought US stocks and bonds. This created a structural yen seller, which then comforted speculators to finance any financial asset in cheap yen, and had no fear of it being stronger when it came time to roll or repay their loan.

I brought up the impact of GPIF because Katayama-domo, head of the MOF, recently proclaimed that in his opinion it’s time for the GPIF’s mandate to change such that they favor domestic over foreign securities. The GPIF paper pushers disagree and stated publicly that they will follow what’s best for their policyholders. Obviously, given they are Abenomics adherents, they would not be in favor of changing the mandate to favor Japanese securities. In the same way Abe stacked the deck between 2012 and 2014, Prime Minister Takaichi must do the same. For us investors, the signpost is clear: the GPIF’s mandate will change and force the sale of hundreds of billions of dollars’ worth of foreign securities, and the repatriation of that capital will strengthen the yen. This will take years to occur, but it is worrying for Buffalo Bill Bessent because it means that Japan Inc. as one of the largest holders of US securities, will switch from a buyer to seller. It will destroy the stock and treasury markets that Pax Americana depends on to finance its profligate empire. And because Pax Americana underwrites Japan’s national security, for this reason, Japan Inc. cannot sell its US assets.

Nothing I have just written is new information. Everyone acknowledges the yen’s cheapness. Both the US and Japan want the dollar to strengthen against the yen. But neither side can stomach the loss should dollar-yen go from 160 to 90 (fairly valued according to purchasing power parity). Option three was green-lit the moment‌ Trump’s buddy Warsh the Weasel (he kinda looks like one, right? He surely is duplicitous like one…) became Fed chairperson. The Treasury-Fed Accord of 2026 is alive and well; besides directly financing Bessent’s issue of T-bills using the RMP and below nominal growth policy rates, Warsh has the power to effectuate option three and once and for all put dollar-yen at the level needed to rebalance the global economic system.[7]

Option Three: Boxes and Arrows Bitches

When Buffalo Bill Bessent speaks, listen the fuck up lest you get dat hose again. And don’t let him hear no back talk neither!

Bessent laid it out in plain fucking English that the MOF and Japan Inc. should not sell US securities to generate the funds need to pump the yen, but they should repo their treasury holdings at the Fed using the FIMA program, get a dollar loan, and use said dollars to buy yen. I’ll come back to the one hiccup in his plan later, but that is what the above boxes and arrows represent.

Let’s go through the flow again:

1. MOF repos a treasury security and receives a dollar loan from the FIMA program at the Fed.
2. MOF sells dollars and buys yen in the global forex market.
3. MOF reinvests the yen domestically by purchasing JGBs and stocks.

The major implications of this policy:

1. The Fed prints money to create the dollars provided through FIMA. Its balance sheet will grow in lockstep with the national of FIMA repos outstanding.
2. Dollar-yen exchange rate falls, which means the yen strengthens.
3. Japanese bond yields dropped because of ‌yen bond purchases.
4. Japanese stocks rose because of ‌yen stock purchases.

Who is the sucker?

1. Japan owes the American taxpayer money, which for political reasons will never be repaid. This is pure money printing, which will cause financial and goods inflation. America cannot force its forward staging base against China and Russia in the Asia Pacific theatre to pay back this loan and impair its ability to remilitarize.
2. Anyone short yen. They must cover immediately once the direction of travel is clear. This isn’t too big ‌a problem because USDJPY vol will fall and allow an orderly unwind of the yen carry trade over many years.

Why hasn’t this already happened?

As it stands, the FIMA facility has a per-counterparty outstanding loan cap of $60 billion. The Treasury and MOF splunked over $100 billion in the most recent dollar-yen manipulation caper and only pushed the yen higher by 5% with a half-life of a few trading days. To use the FIMA facility, the cap needs to be removed entirely, and the number of eligible counterparties increased to include large Japanese corporate and quasi-public investment vehicles like the GPIF. Who administers the FIMA facility?

During the COVID pandemic hoax, the FOMC delegated the authority to change the contours of the FIMA program to the Foreign Currency Subcommittee. The voting members are Warsh (FOMC Chair), Williams (FOMC Vice Chair and NY Fed President), and Jefferson (Board of Governors Vice Chair). Convening the committee happens whenever they see fit. There are no minutes or voting roles published. We just hear about the outcome of their decisions. Will the committee do Bessent’s bidding?

Absolutely. Trump and Warsh regularly speak. Given that Bessent laid out exactly what he needs to rebalance the global economy vis-à-vis the dollar-yen exchange rate, Trump is definitely on board. So, Trump and Bessent will inform Warsh of his marching orders. Warsh already proved he is a weasel and a paper tiger. The balance sheet continues to expand by the RMP, which William’s NY Fed Branch administers. The market, which Warsh said he listens to when deciding policy, clearly demands a rate hike because the two-year yield is over 0.5% above the effective fed funds rate; but Warsh refused to hike at the July meeting. Instead of immediate sweeping and dramatic change to how the Fed operates, Warsh created five task forces to opine on how and why the Fed should change. Godot shall appear before these task forces publish any recommendations. Therefore, Warsh in a brief span of time, definitely proved he is just another party hack and will do what his boss requires. Just like his predecessor, beta cuck towel bitch boy Powell, and his predecessor Grandma Garden Gnome Yellen (she became a Bad Gurl once promoted to Treasury secretary).

2-year treasury yields minus the effective fed funds rate

I don’t know when Warsh will call the subcommittee and announce changes to the FIMA program that allow the unfettered money printing to manipulate the dollar-yen rate lower. But I wouldn’t bet against it happening. In fact, I’m betting it will happen and continue to increase our exposure to instruments that will reveal the impact of a resumption of massive Fed balance sheet growth. Those assets are Bitcoin, physical gold, and gold miners.

How Big?

The more they print, the higher Bitcoin goes. Therefore, is this whole FIMA ruse enough of a spigot to shove trillions of dollars’ worth of wampum through and pump our bags?

Right now, we only care about holdings of treasuries because they are the only type of FIMA-eligible collateral. That might change in the future, but let’s stick to the assets currently allowed in the facility. The two largest entities that hold treasuries are the Japanese government and the GPIF.

Japanese Government US Treasury Holdings: $1.143 trillion

GPIF US Treasury Holdings: $230 billion

Total: $1.373 trillion

That’s not a bad haul. To put this into context, during COVID the Fed printed ~$4 trillion, as evidenced by the rise in the size of its balance sheet from 2020 to the end of 2021.

There is a very clear linkage between the growth in the Fed’s balance sheet (white) and Bitcoin’s price pump (gold). In my previous essay, I hypothesized the AI build out is entering the capital wastage phase. This is important because the Trump administration wants this liquidity to fuel ‌AI CAPEX spending in America, not pump crypto. But I argue that handing credit to AI companies now that cannot earn a positive return on capital, show me a hyperscaler that actually makes money on the capital spent or a US AI lab that can earn money at the China price of tokens, is wasteful and Bitcoin’s price rise will reflect this unproductive use of capital. The recent spike off the local lows in gold tells me the market would rather funnel the approaching dollar fiat tsunami into monetary financial assets rather than hand money to Sam Altman’s money incinerator Open AI or Elon’s mythical space data centers.

Shitcoin Season

I know y’all just want to know what we are doing at Maelstrom. But the context matters to determine conviction. As I stated above, when Buffalo Bill Bessent speaks, I listen. If there is anything he knows how to do, it is to manipulate ‌a currency. Just google his illustrious career with George Soros, the man who broke the Bank of England in the GBP forex markets. The decision to implement this monetary chicanery doesn’t require any approval from a popularly elected politician or someone whose appointed term is up for renewal and thus faces a public senate confirmation hearing. All that is required is to convene the sleepy Foreign Currency Subcommittee to change the rules of the game and produce a gusher of printed dollars.

When I read the headline about Bessent’s call for the FIMA program’s reform, I immediately got that bullish feeling. Every one of the macro analysts I follow believes this heralds a momentous change in the dollar-yen’s direction. You must pre-position because they ain’t fucking around. Money printing is a political decision to solve an untenable economic reality. Politics is very messy, but in this case the Trump administration wants you to log in to your online broker and buy financial assets. That is why Bessent is clearly telegraphing to all who will listen exactly from where the printed money shall metastasize. I’m listening, and will do my duty … buy financial assets.

We are already long as fuck Bitcoin, so the next question is: what is the fastest horse? This isn’t an AI stonk investment blog, but if that’s your jam, bang that Geronimo’s drum harder. The Leopold low gave you an excellent entry into all things AI. Turning to crypto, the large cap sleeper is Ether. The narrative is the one major shitcoin that didn’t eclipse its all-time high in 2025; in addition, Ethereum will be the security layer for RWAs. That fucks.

Next up is a down-and-out shitter that can do an easy 5–10x. That is Ethena (symbol: $ENA). The one issue with Ethena is the lack of buy-backs; however, I’m willing to overlook that because it still is the 6th largest stablecoin by dollar units in circulation. The problem with $ENA is that the lack of Bitcoin basis yield because of a falling price means that the yield to hold USDe is barely higher than a T-bill. It makes no sense to take CEX counterparty risk and smart contract risk holding your synthetic dollars in staked USDe. That is why the circulating supply is down 75% from the highs and the $ENA token price is down over 90%. Even a modest dollar liquidity growth enabled Bitcoin pump will shock the basis yield higher and lead to massive inflows into USDe. It won’t take much to levitate $ENA out of the doldrums, and that’s why it’s cheeky pick for a quick 5x over the next few months.

I have not backed up the truck yet and taken our dollar balances down to minimal levels. We must wait for Warsh to convene the subcommittee and change the FIMA rules. Be on the lookout; it might happen when no one is looking. But gold and dollar-yen should begin moving before the announced changes. If for no other reason than someone with a big stack connected to the Trump administration front runs the announcement. It’s happened in every other asset class, why not in gold and forex.

The days of cheap yen are over. Hip Hip Hooray. There were too many gaijins for my liking trampling over my traverses in the magical volcanoes of Hokkaido. And to all you snowboarders, go fuck yourselves, get a split board when you come in the backcountry.

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[1] This is the best under the radar music festival in Asia. I fucking love Taiwan.

[2] Long ETF = Short USD, long JPY; Short ETF = Long USD, short JPY

[3] BOJ — Bank of Japan; GPIF — Government Pension Investment Fund

[4] FIMA — Foreign and International Monetary Authorities

[5] MOF — Ministry of Finance (Japan)

[6] A T-bill is a treasury with a maturity of less than one year.

[7] RMP — Reserve Management Purchases aka money printing

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Let your gaze wander and feast your beady eyes upon the disfigurement of Earth’s natural environment visited upon it by humanity. Some alterations are pleasant and some horrific, but each one started as an idea in one or more evolved primates’ conscious brains. Given the cacophony of stimuli our brains must process, we use internal stories to create coherence. In this way, the story or narrative creates its own reality.

Deducing the collective delusions of market participants becomes paramount when divining the future ebbs and flows of prices. Depending on the story, investors will pay a greater or lesser multiple for the same nominal future stream of cash flows. The easiest way to “re-rate” a staid and boring business is to change the narrative to match what investors currently froth at the mouth to acquire at any price.

The question of internal framing is the key variable that determines whether AI is a bubble. But before we understand the bubbliciousness of AI, the better question to ask is in what kind of businesses are we investing, or in relationship terms, “What are we”? The dichotomy, at least to my Luddite brain, is the distinction between what investors believe AI CAPEX represents: is it technology or real estate? The zeitgeist is that this multi-trillion dollar build out is “technology” and must receive insane growth multiples by the market. But I believe AI CAPEX is just another boring real estate play. However, in this instance, what’s inside the data center is compute that creates silicon-based lifeforms that will aid human civilizational development in the most profound way since the railroads.

The distinction between real estate and compute is important because the recently post-pubescent hedge fund bro, the bank, the private credit fund, and ultimately the government believes funding the building of a data center and power plant is like lending to Apple, instead of lending to Lehman Brothers. The bursting of the AI bubble will occur because financial intermediaries, tacitly supported by the US and Chinese governments, will over build data centers and everything that goes into providing the substrate to house chips that train AI models and conduct inference. Therefore, the AI bubble is a credit story like 2008 and not an earnings story like 2000.[1]

In 2000 the typical internet bubblicious IPO earned little to no revenue and certainly not a profit, a la Pets.com, which is a dearth of earnings story. In 2008, US house price appreciation decelerated, which caused solvency concerns for banks and other financial institutions that underwrote mortgage debt, which is a credit bust story. The AI bubble bursts when the growth of data center construction or the hyperscaler forward guidance on the amount of data center construction decelerates. Leading AI companies will continue to earn massive profits, but the forward multiples will contract and cause solvency issues for the weakest AI credits. This‌ stresses the balance sheets of the highest leveraged financial players that hold too much AI-related debt. Ultimately, the government will step up in the name of “national security” to ensure over-leveraged AI companies and their financiers survive. And this misallocation of capital will find its way into crypto … pumping Bitcoin to da moon!

For any AI bull, the common retort to the assertion that “AI is a bubble” is Jovan’s Paradox will justify the massive spend. Jovan observed that as the price of a commodity falls, its usage increases such that the aggregate revenue continues to grow, and exponentially so. If your internal dialogue about AI is that CAPEX is synonymous with the demand for compute, then Jovan’s Paradox means there is nothing to worry about. As the cost of compute falls, the demand for AI token-consuming solutions and agents grows exponentially, therefore lending to AI CAPEX is money good. But this is an incorrect intellectual framing of Jovan’s Paradox regarding the current AI investment landscape.

To understand why Jovan’s paradox doesn’t mean all credit siphoned away to AI CAPEX is money good, let’s go through what a hyperscaler does when they build a data center. A hyperscaler engages in a real estate development project to build a container for which they purchase the newest semiconductor chips to train AI models and conduct inference. Given that over time, with any industrial process, especially for semiconductors, the number of floating-point-operations per kilowatt-hour of electricity increases exponentially. Therefore, in a few years’ time, Nvidia, AMD, Intel, Huawei, SMIC, etc. will create chips that are exponentially more efficient at producing intelligence. The current stock of physical infrastructure that houses these server racks could produce 1,000x more intelligence and consume less electricity. That means that both things can be true: we can saturate the market for the physical build-out of AI data centers, and consume exponentially more AI tokens. Do you really want to be in the real estate business, which is what the hyperscalers are in, or do you want to own the AI application layer?

The next retort from the AI bulls is that the hyperscalers are both landlord and tenant. They use their prodigious cash flow generated from web2.0 attention theft businesses to underwrite the debt issued to build data centers, and then use the intelligence they own to sell AI Edenic apples to humanity. If you believe that is the case, I hope you don’t own the debt. Debt is called fixed income for a reason: the best you can get is par plus some interest. If Google moons because they correctly allocated capital to building out gangster AI products that change the course of human civilizational development, hip hip hooray for equity holders, but debt donkeys only get par. But if Google is a depreciated Nvidia chip slumlord unable to earn revenue sufficient to meet debt and interest payments, debt holders take a bath, and an above-zero recovery value for a data center choked full of obsolete silicon chips is suspect. The hyperscaler CFOs and finance bros aren’t fools; they know they are in the real estate business and thus must find a sucker who believes they are investing in tech and not property. Those suckers are captive insurance companies owned by the likes of Apollo, and ‌US and Chinese citizens who ultimately are on the hook for the implied government backstop of AI credit. If you parse through the deliberately unintelligible financial statements, you will discover the debt issued to fund AI CAPEX all sits off balance sheet with no clear connection to the earnings powerhouse that underpins the equity.

The logic behind the internal story we tell ourselves about AI CAPEX is important because it informs us why capital will be misallocated and why the magnitude will be bigger than the railroads. And because the AI bubble is a credit, not earnings, story, we know the government MUST bail out the ultimate sucker who bought old-school property debt thinking it was newfangled technology EQUITY!

Don’t let the recent AI correction, especially in over-leveraged markets like Korea, spook you. The AI bull market is not over. If anything, it will enter the blow-off top phase soon. The Fed had the opportunity last week to attack persistently above-trend inflation as measured by every single fugazi measure available by raising rates. But they held rates steady instead, and even former chairperson Powell voted in favor. For us forgotten about crypto degens languishing in the doldrums of a sideways bear market, why does the trajectory from good to bad credit allocation vis-à-vis AI matter? It matters because it informs the how, why, and how much of the mostly American, and a sprinkling of Chinese, money printing to stave off a financial crisis because of the misallocation of credit to AI CAPEX build out.

The rest of this essay will discuss this theory and why the government must respond with printed money. As credit expands against a deceleration of AI CAPEX spend, Bitcoin will bottom and begin a secular rise. Once the authorities sufficiently panic because their AI-created GDP growth is just another run-of-the-mill property bubble, they will print money in sums greater than the 2008 GFC. This will ultimately drive Bitcoin to one million and beyond.

The Second Derivative Rules the Roost

I consistently must remind myself that investing is all about trading the second derivative; i.e. acceleration and deceleration. This makes intuitive sense because during periods of accelerating growth, we tell ourselves stories about an asset that point to a boundless future. It inspires statements ‌like “I would rather [hyperscaler name] go bankrupt than miss out on a chance at building AGI”[2]. But at some point, growth decelerates. The problem for investors is that asset prices usually peak during the acceleration phase, go sideways during the deceleration phase, and only start falling when growth (or velocity, the first derivative) turns negative. We can never know for certain how long it takes between decelerating growth and an outright contraction of ‌velocity. But so many investors, myself included, believe that an asset can go up forever even after acceleration turns to deceleration. If the AI bubble is a credit story, the second derivative is extremely important because society lends to build AI CAPEX assuming a constant acceleration of spend growth. When that falters, adding more debt becomes precarious. But as a society, we don’t know when to stop until a financial crisis punches us in the face or Kenny G buys our portfolio at the lows. Therefore, credit issuance continues to grow during the deceleration phase. Only when AI CAPAX schedules actually contract do we get the Wiley E. Coyote moment and markets begin to suss out the players who are over leveraged because of their holdings of dogshit AI CAPEX debt.

Let’s extend this logic to how the US subprime mortgage crisis played out. One of my favorite courses during university was on US housing policy and effects on the mortgage market, taught by the undersecretary of housing during the Clinton administration. I took the course in the spring of 2008 when Bear Stearns went poof like Jimmy Cayne’s joint, so it was very à propos. The key message about the housing crisis was that lending surged after government policy encouraged everyone to own a home in the name of social justice even if by 2006 many first-time homeowners couldn’t afford the to-be-reset monthly payment unless house price growth continued accelerating. Don’t worry, I’m still waiting for my 40 acres and a mule, so let’s print some money and build houses instead ;).

Below is a four-panel chart depicting the S&P 500 Index, construction loans/activity, and the Case-Shiller US national housing prices.

Home price appreciation decelerated by the end of 2005, which marked the peak in real spending on construction (orange line, top panel). However, credit continued to flow to real estate (purple line, top panel) until the stock market peaked and corrected slightly. Between 2006 and 2007 was the no-man’s-land period where house price growth decelerated. Predictably, the stock market peaked in mid-20027 (dotted magenta line, top panel). The Wiley E. Coyote moment started in August 2007 when the three BNP Paribas credit hedge funds went bust and slowly progressed as it took Bear Stearns and Lehman down by September 2008. By that point, the S&P 500 was already off 50% from the high. And then the financial collapse happened when investors discovered who held all the toxic financial Frankenstein derivatives. It took the government buying the debt and the equity of those afflicted to stop a great depression; this is key to remember when we come to how the government will save the AI bros.

The second panel is interesting because it shows the beginning of the misallocation of capital starts right as house price appreciation decelerates. If issued credit goes towards building more houses, then that’s okay. But when the system must issue more debt to pay down past debt, which a rising ratio of construction loans to construction spending illustrates, that is the seed of a credit collapse.

Let’s extend the same analysis to the AI story. The variable in this case is the announced CAPEX spend. Right now, the market believes that real estate is technology, and more technology equals more profit. Therefore, the market rewards a hyperscaler who announces a rising CAPEX budget by ramping the stock.

The announced pace of CAPEX build out will begin decelerating in mid-to-late 2027, and it will become very apparent by 2028 the deceleration phase is upon us.

While announced CAPEX growth decelerates, the amount of credit provided will increase. Because lenders believe they lend to technology ventures rather than real estate, and the US and Chinese governments proclaim they each must “own” AI for the world, it makes sense to lend and only lend to anything related to AI CAPEX. In 2027 the market enters ‌no-man’s-land, similar to 2006 to 2007. The current AI stock dump is a corrective episode within a bullish trend. Next year we will experience the true AI bubble peak, and then the market will reward hyperscalers who defect by decreasing CAPEX budgets.

Unlike in the beginning of the bubble from 2022 to mid-2026, hyperscalers increasingly must fund AI CAPEX not out of free cash flow but by issuing debt and equity. The potential harm to their balance sheet will prompt more introspection whether building real estate to house more depreciating chips makes economic sense. At least for the US hyperscalers, the low-priced but comparable quality Chinese frontier AI models will pour ‌cold water on their delusions of their silicon godhead. Everyone chooses the cheaper version if the quality is just as good or slightly worse. That is China’s bet, and it worked for EV cars, solar panels, batteries, etc; it will work for AI as well. As the per kilowatt-hour intelligence output of a silicon chip exponentially increases alongside an inverse reduction in price per token because of Choyna, a prudent hyperscaler CFO will not degrade their balance sheet further by borrowing to build more real estate. And even if demand for tokens ramps aggressively because of Jovan’s Paradox, it won’t happen quick enough to counteract the negative convexity for the stock of debt issued a few years prior. The market will punish the weakest credit, revealing the gargantuan waste of capital.

I cannot predict which hyperscaler will go too far and cause an “oh shit” moment amongst debt donkey investors. But before I move on to why banks cannot help ‌but‌ lend to AI even when they intuitively know it’s no bueno, take a gander at the below chart, which depicts the announced commitments by hyperscalers versus their cash on balance sheet. Trillions of dollars of leverage powers the AI bull narrative, and one of these companies will flame out just like wunderkind Leopold Aschenbrenner, but it will be Warsh and Buffalo Bill Bessent bailing them out with the printing press instead of a rapacious east coast neuro spicy hedge fund bro.

Loan Officer Dilemma

The AI CAPEX growth declaration is an oft-mentioned reason the AI bubble is close to extinction. But if that is the case, why would banks continue to lend? They will do so ‌first because it is profitable, second because the government tells them to, and finally because they know if their loan book sours a bailout will rescue them.

Louis-Vincent Gave at Gavekal Research wrote an interesting article last week arguing that Warsh is running a simple strategy regarding his interest rate policy. That is to engineer a steeper yield curve so that bank lending becomes more profitable. It also helps inflate away America’s massive debt pile. Ultimately, banks will lend money into existence, which funds the re-industrialization of America and funds AI development. This policy is consistent with the Hamiltonian economics Buffalo Bill Bessent referred to in recent speeches.

By all objective measures, the Fed should have raised rates at its last meeting. But they didn’t and the back-end of the yield curve revolted.

30-year treasury yields spiked after the Fed held instead of hiked.

Some say this is a Fed policy error. But from the vantage point of a bank, it’s a godsend. Banks borrow effectively at Fed Funds, which the board deliberately holds below nominal economic growth or at a negative real rate. And then banks lend long to AI data center real estate developers, or rare earths miners, or weapons producers, etc. The banks’ profit increases the steeper the yield curve, and as the below chart of commercial and industrial loans illustrates, lend more money into existence.

10-year yield minus effective fed funds rate (white) which shows the yield curve steepening vs. US commercial bank total commercial and industrial loans (yellow)

Politically, this is a durable Fed policy because even voting governors (Cook and Powell) who Trump’s DOJ indicted/investigated, voted in favor of keeping short-term rates negative. Warsh possesses a coalition of the willing composed of Trump toadies and TDS survivors. Monetary policy-wise, the Fed’s recent actions allow Bessent to issue treasury bills at a yield below that of nominal economic growth. If the market cannot handle the gargantuan weekly bills auctions, the RMP program prints money to plug the difference.[3] To lower the naughty high and rising long-end bond yields, Bessent can conduct buy backs where he issues T-bills that the Fed monetizes, and buys ten or thirty-year treasuries to cap yields. Notice how Warsh, the supposed balance sheet hawk, has done nothing to curtail or cease the Fed’s balance sheet growth via the RMP program. It’s all kabuki UFC on the White House lawn theatre.

For a loan officer at a TBTF bank who wishes for career progression, they will approve loans to critical industries like AI and bomb makers.[4] It makes the bank more money and aligns with Fed and Treasury policy. And if it goes tits up, which mathematically is likely, the bailout will be swift and bazooka-sized. There is no downside, and that is how “Window Guidance” operates in the land of the free, home of the IRGC — Israeli Reactionary Guard Corps.

The Treasury-Fed Accord of 2026 occurred without an explicit announcement. But what else can you name a situation where the Fed keeps real rates negative, prints money to buy T-bills the Treasury issues, and the Treasury encourages bank lending to critical industries by protecting the downside with implicit bailouts to be provided by the political party in charge. I’m fucking bulled up, but wait there is even more printed money coming.

The American Sovern Wealth Fund

I want to really feel the crypto bullishness in my veins, so follow me through a speculative idea on how the US government could do more than just bail out the banks at the first hint of trouble. Mental masturbation is always fun.

The bailout of AI already started under Trump. In the name of national security and winning the AI race against China, the US government borrowed money and purchased equity stakes in businesses that operate in “critical” industries like rare earths mining and semiconductors. This is dollar liquidity positive or equity QE because inert dollars move from the government’s checking account into the financial markets.[5] Below is a list of deals where the government purchased an equity stake using previously borrowed money under the CARES Act, CHIPS Act, and Department of Defense budgets:

Unfortunately for us crypto degens whose wealth ebbs and flows with the amount of printed money injected into the system, there is minimal headroom remaining under existing legislation to conduct similar equity purchases. But the willingness shown by the Trump administration and US Treasury Secretary Buffalo Bill Bessent to punt stonks with borrowed money means that if they could, they would not hesitate to purchase stakes in the stonks of AI companies on the down and out. Because in their minds, if Pax Americana does not dominate AI, Pax Sinica will instead. So out with pure capitalism, and in with corporate socialism. Soz if you are part of the 90% of American plebes that own no stonks better vote for AOC in 2028.

The question then becomes: is there a way pre-crisis to print money and buy AI stocks for national security? Yes ser, and the best part is it requires no congressional approval to do so.

Under the Federal Reserve Act, during “emergency and exigent” circumstances, the Fed can print dollars and lend freely to US Treasury-created SPVs.[6] During the 2008 GFC and 2020 COVID hoax, the Treasury funded a first loss equity tranche using funds from the ESF of an SPV the Fed lent to in order to buy financial assets to prop up the system.[7] Currently, the ESF has $28 billion with which Bessent could direct towards funding a new SPV to support AI companies for national security reasons. In previous instances, the Fed provided up to 10x leverage to the SPV structure, which means Bessent could splooge $280 billion on money-losing AI ventures. That’s nice, but it is hardly a bazooka given the fugazi multi-trillion dollar market caps these private and public AI companies possess. To marshal more printed money firepower, could Bessent create an SPV with no first-loss equity buffer? Technically yes, but the Fed must stand up to political pressure that it is creating backdoor unlimited equity QE.

Does the Fed care about political pressure? Yes and no. Supposedly, newly appointed chairperson Warsh is ready to shake up the Fed. He routinely touts the productivity-enhancing miracle that AI could soon be for the American economy. Therefore, intellectually, he believes the AI bro sophistry. If his daddy Trump tells him it is necessary to save Sam Altman and OpenAI by purchasing stock in the open market because there are insufficient retail schmucks ready to part with their hard-earned cash and buy an unprofitable frontier AI company when Dario’s Anthropic is both profitable and produces the most intelligent models, then Warsh is ready to ride or die. But in order to approve the loan to the SPV, he requires three more members of the board of governors to agree. Given that TDS survivors Cook and Powell voted with Warsh in favor of holding rates steady at the last meeting, I don’t see any pushback if Warsh pushed the Fed down this path. Profiting from stock holdings in your personal account always trumps supposed intellectual hangups about printing money. 加油美国！[8]

If the Treasury uses printed money to support the new issues of to be listed AI darlings, it monetizes the unrealized profit of early investors and employees. This is the purest definition of liquidity creation because this capital didn’t exist before the government provided a bid underneath non-sensical private market valuations. The government benefits in two ways from an accounting perspective. First, investors will pour capital into any government-backed AI company because it is always profitable to invest alongside the entity using printed money to pump bags … at least initially. The SPV now sports a massive unrealized gain which Trump can tout as profit that in theory should count against the national deficit. If AI is the most consequential technology in human history, the stock market paper gains could retire the entire national deficit on an accounting basis. Second, newly minted millionaires, billionaires, and trillionaires must pay state and federal capital gains taxes on the stock they sell to the market. Again, this reduces the national deficit and allows the government to borrow less money and claim on an accounting basis that the debt-to-GDP ratio fell. At least initially, the bond market will rally (yields fall) and reward the government for this paper shuffling.

I must clarify that Trump has not created the philosopher’s stone, but kicked the can down the road to the next, hopefully for his supporters, Team Red Republican administration. To illustrate why this ends in disaster in the medium term, let’s consider the following scenario. Imagine you want to become a billionaire overnight doing no work. You create a company for a few thousand dollars in setup fees with 1,000,000,001 shares. Then you sell 1 share to your mother for $1. Based on the last traded price of $1, your one billion shares are worth one billion dollars, at least on paper. Now, to convert this paper into real wealth, you go to the bank and ask for a $100 million loan to buy a new McMansion, a Lambo, and various other high-value items. The banker says no fucking way. You shockingly inquire why, because in your mind, the loan-to-value ratio is extremely low at 10%. The banker responds that there is no liquidity for this stock should you need to sell to repay the loan.

Moving back to the AI SPV equity investments, if the SPV is one of the largest single shareholders, and other investors only invested because the government is involved, then it follows there will be no buyers when the government wants to sell. In fact, everyone will rush to sell alongside or before the government once the teleprompter dude, Ro Khanna, Nancy Pelosi et al. sell. That paper gain used to offset national debt in accounting terms vanishes completely and turns into a realized loss that is added onto the debt pile, and to add insult to injury, the treasury still must pay back the Fed in the future. Ultimately, it is a one-way investment for the SPV; it can never sell, and the Fed must roll over its loan so that there is never a margin call. In this way, the expansion of the Fed’s balance sheet to fund the SPV becomes permanent. But this isn’t Trump’s problem because he gets to have his political cake and eat it too. Unprofitable American AI companies can battle against China. The AI “wealth” created funds tax payments and spending in the economy right now. And the unrealized gains plus the tax revenue creates a chimera that debt-to-GDP is falling, which prompts the market to allow the government to borrow at cheaper levels.

The government could do this now and forestall an AI reckoning, or wait for the market to punish all things AI first because of a deceleration of AI CAPEX spending growth and then an outright contraction in CAPEX spending. Given that the US government already purchases equity stakes, why not do MOAR! Combining bank lending Window Guidance with AI equity purchases ensures a credit crisis never happens … at least not until after the next US presidential election in 2028.

That’s great Arthur, but how does this help Bitcoin if the money printing from 2022 to now hasn’t pumped Bitcoin above $126,000? Be patient, young Padawan, and read on.

The Bitcoin Bottom

When will Bitcoin hit a local bottom? The previous cycle’s bottom occurred after the market discovered the theft of FTX customer money by the right kind of white boy Sam Bankman-Fried; Binance CEO CZ, a shifty Chinamen (this is probably the pejorative descriptor used by the minds of Kevin O’ Leary or the author Michael Lewis) aided and abetted said discovery. ChatGPT commercially launched, and the AI boom began.

Starting in October 2023, the US liquidity situation changed in that the amount of dollar liquidity began rising because of the drainage of the RRP.[9] Subsequently, bank lending and government borrowing increased as well. Bitcoin pumped and peaked in October 2025. But Bitcoin couldn’t rise further; it climbed only 2x over the previous all-time-high, because AI credit and equity sucked up the marginal unit of fiat. As the acceleration of AI CAPEX build out consumed all available fiat liquidity, and Bitcoin, predictably obvious only after the fact, fell by 50%.

In mid-2026, the liquidity situation flipped. The growth in announced AI CAPEX spend 18-months out will decelerate, but the bank and government lending channels are only getting started creating dollars to hand to AI. And when or if the banks fail to do their patriotic duty, the government will heavily nudge them to provide the credit. Failing that, the government will provide equity backstops to favored AI companies and offtake agreements, like with Intel and IBM, in order to de-risk bank lending to AI. Bitcoin will bottom during this initial period of credit misallocation. But the financialization of AI, whereby there are more dollars and yuan chasing money good AI projects than exist, will create capital misallocation. This is exactly the scenario that played out in the Chinese property boom from the mid-1990s to 2019.

Chinese planners decreed that urbanization must proceed at the most rapid pace of any society in human history. That required a multi-trillion dollar infrastructure build out of dwellings, airports, roads, railway lines, etc. For many decades, state-directed bank lending to this build out was productive. But in the late 2000s, society reached saturation of profitable projects, and subsequently, the period of capital wastage began. By 2019, President Xi had enough and proclaimed, “房子是用来住的，不是用来炒的 (apartments are for living in, not speculation)” and he deliberately popped the bubble and redirected credit towards manufacturing new technologies like EVs. But the period from the late 2000s to 2019 witnessed massive speculation on financial assets with borrowed capital ostensibly provided to build property. That is why property companies became hedge funds. A similar phenomenon will occur in the US. An outfit with the right politically and financially connected board members will procure cheap credit and possibly a government equity investment supposedly to do something related to AI, but will create a business model that is leveraged to the price of some input, e.g. a pseudo-AI hedge fund. Bitcoin is the liquidity smoke alarm, and its rising price will reflect this capital wastage alongside surging AI stock prices.

Writing this essay in late July 2026, I don’t know at what price Bitcoin will bottom; maybe it already did. The market needs time to climb the wall of worry surrounding Bitcoin sales by Strategy. And it needs to find a narrative why the asset can rise if Strategy cannot issue more stock or find suckers to buy its preferreds and use the proceeds to buy Bitcoin. Maybe Bitcoin chops between $60,000 to $70,000 for a while with a potential downside of $50,000. However, while all of this occurs the AI capital wastage accelerates, which lays the foundation for a bottoming and slow grind higher for Bitcoin.

The Bitcoin Crack-Up Boom

If my thesis is correct that the dollar-value of money-good AI CAPEX projects is less than the amount of credit issued to “AI”, then Bitcoin’s price will reflect this excess liquidity. This helps Bitcoin bottom even though DATs like Strategy can no longer tap the equity and corporate debt markets to buy Bitcoin in a Bitcoin-per-share accretive manner.[10] I continuously validate the thesis by observing whether‌ AI CAPEX growth decelerates while AI lending increases and or hyperscalers increase off-balance sheet commitments.

If we enter the capital wastage phase of this AI credit boom, then the next question is what will the authorities do? Will they preemptively print, or if they lack the political juice, wait for the eventual crisis to ram through another bailout. Thankfully, by being long Bitcoin unlevered we don’t care when the bailout cometh because we know, because of the perverse incentives of the government, they will always print to save the system. The AI CAPEX credit bonanza is already on par with the build out of the railroads as a percentage of GDP, which means the amount of capital misallocation is already larger than US subprime, therefore the bailout will be bigger than the trillions printed by the Fed and every other major central bank in the aftermath from 2009 to 2013. Bitcoin emerged as a response to the irresponsible bailout of the subprime banksters, which, when you think about it, is an amazing feat. This time around, Bitcoin already exists and can now fulfil the dreams of many by hitting $1 million or higher.

To imagine this future, given the current bombed-out nature of the crypto capital markets, is difficult. Which, to me, presents interesting asymmetries. Maelstrom is already long a fuck ton of Bitcoin, so what’s the next new shitcoin narrative that can pump a large cap coin within the next six months? Ethereum is the most hated and forgotten about mega-cap shitcoin out there. It has not traded through its 2021 all-time high of $5,000, while most of the top 10 shitcoins by market cap have. The new narrative to me is that corporate RWA chains like Robinhood will use customizable Ethereum layer-twos like Arbitrum.[11] Ethereum becomes the security settlement layer of these chains. So even though the actual percentage of gas fees that actually accrue to Ethereum is small as a percentage of the total, Ether is the shitcoin that powers the tokenization of everything.

I am an RWA hater. Maelstrom receives a lot of garbage pitches about how a team is going to ride the tokenization wave. That being said, TradFi loves to wax lyrical about how everything will be tokenized and ride on some private or public blockchain. I fervently believe that if this future comes to pass, these TradFi RWA plays must ride on a public blockchain. And Robinhood launching its own chain using Arbitrum removes the career risk from TradFi muppets running the same playbook and ultimately building their solution using Ethereum. This narrative fucks. And because Ether, as a shitcoin, is the second largest by market cap and has existed since 2015, it has the second-best Lindy behind Bitcoin. Add to that, Tom Lee at Bitmine provides the institutional cover for portfolio managers to ape into Ether to play the tokenization of capital markets meta.

My rough target price for Ether by the end of 2026 is $5,000, which is ~2.6x up from current levels. I like this trade because I can strap on a significant amount of notional to this trade and feel comfortable with the risk of waking up one morning and Ether being down 75% because of some technical exploit is negligible. It is also extremely liquid, so even though as a percentage of Maelstrom’s portfolio it will be a large trade, I can get out of the position in minutes. Finally, I will also sell out of the money puts to earn extra yield and be comfortable with the risk that Ether trades through my strike and I have to buy it at bargain prices.

The AI bubble stole liquidity from crypto, but no longer. As the narrative slowly shifts from “AI at any cost” to “what’s my return ON investment?” and finally to “when is my return OF investment?”, the authorities in Pax Americana and Pax Sinicia who staked their entire economic policy on “AI” will worry that maybe just maybe the bubble could crack, and to forestall this eventuality so that they do not have to admit their mistakes, will misallocate capital on a scale necessary to create a crypto bull market like we haven’t seen since 2021.

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[1] Thank you to Groundbreaker for an excellent Substack post which provided the inspiration for this thesis.

[2] AGI — Artificial General Intelligence aka God

[3] RMP — Reserve Management Purchases

[4] Too Big to Fail

[5] QE — Quantitative Easing; The Treasury General Account (TGA) is the government’s checking account held at the Federal Reserve.

[6] SPV — Special Purpose Vehicle

[7] ESF — Exchange Stabilization Fund

[8] Let’s Go America

[9] Reverse Repo Program

[10] DAT — Digital Asset Treasury

[11] RWA — Real World Asset

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Am I dreaming — or is AI investing as easy as buying a subscription to Citrini Research and buying every stonk they write about?

Am I dreaming — or does the price of oil not matter to economics or politics and that is why Trump and the IRGC can continue trading rhetorical barbs over social media while ships languish in the Strait of Hormuz?

Am I dreaming — or does the 2-year US treasury yield trading 0.5% over the effective funds rate not lead to the Fed raising rates at an upcoming meeting?

Am I dreaming — or can the entire gains of AI to America accrue to a few tech bro douche nozzles?

To check whether I’m lucid dreaming about this FUBAR universe in which I inhabit, I must perform a reality test. And if this test fails, I know I am dreaming and must alter my portfolio. Let this essay be that test, and at the end of the cathartic experience that is tap-tapping on my word processor, my portfolio will have undergone immense changes or none at all.

My theory at the outset is that I am indeed dreaming. The most important variable that exerts a reflexive effect upon the whole investing complex is the price of oil and other hydrocarbons. Our ability to experience the universe hinges on the efficiency with which we convert energy into biological and or artificial intelligence. Nothing violates this truth. And while the markets may, for a blip in time, appear to negate this law, shit always comes back to bite you in the proverbial ass.

We start with oil and end with an election in Pax Americana. This story arc could produce a situation whereby the AI stock bubble pops and takes the entire crypto complex down with it. When the dust settles, then and only then, can Bitcoin rise from the ashes. Yes, I know I proclaimed we wouldn’t see $60,000 Bitcoin again, and obviously I erred, but that’s forecasting for you. But I deeply believe in having strong opinions loosely held.

Let’s begin.

Deal or No Deal — That is the Question

Politicians respond to incentives. US President Donald Trump launched a war of choice against Iran for some unknown reason. Only Trump knows why he did it; I certainly can’t discern the reason from the cacophony of justifications given every hour by him or one of his lackeys. It ultimately doesn’t matter why; we are here now, and the question is how, if at all, do Trump and the IRGC play their parts to end the conflict.[1] This is Trump’s war now, and unfortunately for him and his Team Red Republicans, he decided to strike in an election year.

Tell me the change in price of gasoline and other essential goods like food, and I will tell you who wins an election in Pax Americana. Trump and his Team Red Republicans are up against high and rising food and energy inflation, primarily driven by the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, which directly results from a war they launched against Iran with no consultation of the American public. If you are dumb, you might believe that Israel made them do it … lolz just lolz. If you think a WASP takes orders from a Jew, please read more American history. Americans are bloodthirsty, war-loving people as long as it doesn’t affect their daily lives and none of their family members return home in body bags. Trump routinely touts that ONLY thirteen brave American soldiers perished in this special military operation. That is why America wages video game war using high precision extremely expensive stand-off munitions. As much as Trump betrayed his base by launching another Middle East war with no coherent theory of victory, they have stuck by the party because it’s cool to kill some non-Christian towel heads. If you don’t think that is the case, Trump primary’d several disloyal Republican legislators, and these traitors to the party lost. The problem isn’t that his base won’t come out and support the team in November; it is that undecided voters facing higher food and energy prices because of the Iran war, decide to vote for the Team Blue Democrats. Therefore, “affordability” is Trump’s worst issue.

To bamboozle undecided voters, Trump needs to at a minimum maintain oil prices at these levels. Squashing inflation in its tracks is almost impossible at this point because supply chains are just beginning to reflect the rise in energy and other input costs. All Trump can do now is manage the perception of inflation, not the reality. This means that Trump’s motivation to accept a deal with Iran depends on the price of oil. As the oil price rises, Trump’s rhetoric shifts conciliatory. But then, if the market delivers lower oil prices in anticipation of a deal, Trump backs off because there is no reason to accept what objectively will be a worse geopolitical situation between Iran, the US, and the broader Middle East than before the war. The Trump-Iran deal is almost certain to be worse than the Obama-Iran deal, and a large part of the electorate will punish the Republicans at the ballot box for “losing” the war in their minds.

It takes two to TACO, and the IRGC is under a similar decision matrix. If the oil price rises too high, their main economic trading partner, China, puts pressure on them to make concessions to the Americans. But as soon as the IRGC signals they are ready to deal, the oil price sells off and Chinese pressure subsides.

Both the US and Iran have no incentive to meet in the middle while the price of oil is at this level. Yes, it’s up materially from pre-war levels, but it ain’t that bad yet. Regarding the rest of the commodity complex, there aren’t any large populations starving, ‌and many countries have been able to secure supplies of critical industrial commodities from other parts of the world. This fucked up Goldilocks scenario cannot continue forever. You cannot remove 10s of percentage points of supply of a global commodity and prices remain moribund. Once excess capacity is exhausted, the system will ration supplies by ramping up spot prices. This is the doom and gloom many commodity analysts espouse. The reason the mangled chickens haven’t come home to roost ‌is that the excess supply was quite substantial going into the war. If the US-Iran war muddle-through continues deep into the second quarter, the setup for the third quarter is ballooning spot prices for hydrocarbons and other essential commodities.

I’m going to bastardize a Winston Churchill quote, “You can always count on [politicians] to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all other possibilities.” Only when shit is truly fucked, will Trump and Iran do a deal. Which, in my mind, means this severely reduced Strait of Hormuz traffic situation will persist, possibly into early Q3.

For this thought experiment, let’s assume the price of oil slowly grinds higher with intense volatility around the trend-line. What then? How do rising oil prices and Trump’s Team Red Republican re-election campaign rhetoric move reflexively?

November Kickoff: Team Red vs. Team Blue

If the price of oil slowly rises, but not enough to force Trump and the IRGC to deal, how else can Trump snatch victory from the jaws of defeat?

These Polymarket odds indicate that the Republicans, as it stands now, will retain control of the Senate by the hairs of their chinny chin chins. But they will receive a walloping in the House.

While it looks like a foregone conclusion that the Republicans will lose control of the House, I want to challenge this view. I believe Trump still has a path to victory, and it goes through a change in his rhetoric towards data centers and AI regulation/taxation.

To set the stage, currently, the distribution between parties is the below (218 votes needed to pass a piece of legislation):

Based on current Polymarket odds, here is the projected party composition after the election:

That looks super-duper bad for Team Red. But the empire struck back with redistricting measures. When the rules of the game point to defeat, you’ve gotta change the rules. This is politics, degen. Let’s assume that Polymarket is correct, then the Republicans need to make up 19 seats. Redistricting can reduce that number.

Here is a table of the likely impact of redistricting:

Now we are down to 11 seats the Republicans must make up. Let’s move onto which races are a toss-up, and within the band of statistical error based on current polling could lean Red.

There are 35 races which could go either way. I already spoke about affordability and the limited things Trump can do to shift the narrative on the disastrous impact of inflation on undecided voters. The other issue that animates the entire electorate on both sides is the construction of data centers and AI’s impact on employment. Unless you are uber-wealthy, everyone is worried about data center inflation and AI taking their jobs. This fear manifests itself in many local moratoriums on the construction of data centers and a crescendo of talk about taxes on AI companies to fund welfare payments to the 99.99% of the population that aren’t CEOs of AI-related companies and their highly paid employees.

For electoral maths consider a few local initiatives in contested districts regarding data centers (Perplexity generated tables):

Trump can capture the remaining 11 seats needed by selling the AI tech bros down the river. All that is required at this stage is rhetoric, not concrete legislative action. The point is to convince plebes that if you vote for my party, we will deal with AI after the election. As a consummate politician, Trump can promise the world and never or partially deliver post-November. Just look at his handling of the Epstein files. Maximalist campaign rhetoric about exposing the alleged pedos, but once in office a minimalist release of materials; you might say that Pam Bondi dressed herself in black face “REDACTED”. In a similar vein, Trump could declare while campaigning that he will sign legislation to slow down data center build-up and impose an excessive profits tax on AI companies to fund another round of stimulus checks, then backtrack once the election concludes and Team Red’s rule remains.

For those of you who recoil in horror that Trump would adopt measures championed by disgusting pinko commie Democrats like AOC and Elizabeth Warren, please remember that Trump conducted the largest government handout to Americans since the New Deal.[2] He even gave welfare kings and queens in the hood a few thousand dollars and didn’t prevent them from buyin’ 40’s at the corner store. Now tell me he won’t turn on Elon and Jensen, at least for a few months, profess his desire to level the playing field between AI and humans, to save his political hide.

If Trump executes this AI pirouette, the market will not be intellectually flexible enough to consider this purely an expedient electoral caper but believe that Trump actually will curtail AI capex build-out and tax the AI bros. Almost immediately, the market will convulse, and this will pop the AI bubble. For those who do not appreciate how skittish the market could be when Trump turns on the AI bros, remember the made for social media spat between Elon and Trump?

Elon left his DOGE department and started throwing shade at Trump.[3] Trump hit back, threatening to cancel government contracts given to various pieces of Elon’s business empire. $TSLA traded down 18%‌ intraday. What politics giveth, it can taketh away.

Obviously, this was a psyop. Elon made up with daddy, got back into his good graces, and even received an invitation to the recent Trump-Xi summit in Beijing.

Don’t worry, Elon. Daddy still loves you.

The market took the feud at face value and panic-sold. This is small potatoes to Trump signaling his Team Red Republicans would support massive taxation on AI models and agents. When a Korean politician suggested something similar, the Kospi went almost limit down the next day.

The Korean government quickly walked back the statements, and it was back to Up Only.

The broader AI story assumes corporations will grow revenues at an accelerated exponential rate in perpetuity and will face no popular backlash against the societal disruption this technology and wealth accumulation will create. Only when one is dreaming can these delusions persist. Trump can provide a reality check, but his desire to do so depends on the price of oil.

The higher the price of oil goes because of the Iran special military operation, the more limited Trump’s electoral messaging options become on how to extricate the Team Red Republicans out of the hole they dug for themselves.

But why does Trump care about whether the Democrats control the House? Because with control of the house the Democrats have the power of subpoena, and they can make life a living hell for Trump, his family, and his lieutenants by asking many uncomfortable questions under oath. With that information, assuming a Team Blue president in 2028, the newly weaponized DOJ in the opposite direction could seek retribution upon the Trump Organization, possibly using information gleaned during testimony.

To reiterate, the inability to come to a deal immediately between Trump and the IRGC ultimately leads to higher oil prices. The higher oil prices anger voters because shit is more expensive. At that point, the only hot-button issue Trump has agency over is data center build-out and AI regulation/taxation. Therefore, the only path to victory is turning on the AI tech bros. If the market falls 50% between now and November, that is a small price to pay not to face an endless stream of House Democrat subpoena requests. Trump knows that once the election is over, he can walk back any of the anti-data center build-out and AI rhetoric, and it’s back to business as usual … and hopefully S&P 500 to 10,000! The problem for your portfolio is that things are path dependent, and watching one’s portfolio dump will permanently change future expectations for AI stock returns. You can never unsee the impact progressive taxation and regulation has on the AI complex; and as such, you will not invest with such insouciance as before.

California Dreaming

Before I explain the impact of the three mega AI IPOs (SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI) on the global financial markets, I must present my argument for why Bitcoin failed to rally even as the pace of dollar liquidity expansion accelerated starting in late Q3 last year.

The commercial release of ChatGPT on November 30, 2022, started the great AI bubble. Around the same time, the brazen theft of customer funds by the right kind of white boy fake vegan Sam Bankman-Fried became known as fact. Bitcoin bottomed at ~$15,000 and then 7x’d to $125,000 by October 2025. However, over the same time frame, Nvidia grew 11x, and a plethora of other smaller-cap names integral to the conversion of electricity to intelligence recorded sick gainz as well. AI stocks left crypto in the dust. And AI’s outperformance sped up from late 2024 to the present.

Even when Bitcoin (white) hit an all-time high, Nvidia’s (gold) returns were still superior.

Bitcoin (white) fared even worse post hitting its all-time high as it is down 50% since then. Nvidia (gold) even as the largest company in the world by market cap rose a respectable 10% since late 2025.

Given my underlying theory of crypto markets based on fiat liquidity, Bitcoin should be much higher. But it ain’t. What did I get wrong?

Because I’m a lazy human, I only observe and model the headline amount of fiat creation. But I do not study where it goes in great detail. I assume that eventually enough of the liquidity will find its way into Bitcoin and create Up Only. But this time I got it wrong, so back to basics.

My initial hunch is that AI sucked up all available fiat liquidity, especially of the US dollar flavor. AI, as we know it, is very capital-intensive. We must build data centers that convert electricity into intelligence. Hydrocarbons, nuclear, and renewable energy push turbines that create electricity. That electricity travels to data centers where it passes over specialized silicon chips that train models and conduct inference.

As the above chart depicts, data center CAPEX spending went ape shit starting in 2024 and ramped up big time in 2025. And as such, the capital needs increased as well. In terms of the AI CAPEX spends effect on dollar liquidity, we only care about the borrowed amount. Perplexity came up with these estimates from public disclosures:

$1.5 trillion of issued debt of various types between November 2022 and the present is a huge amount, but how does that compare to the amount of dollars created? The rough and easy way to estimate the amount of dollars created is by observing M2 over the same timeline. M2 rose by $1.5 trillion. And that, ladies and germs, is a wrap. AI sucked up all created dollars. Bitcoin never had a chance. The only reason Bitcoin rallied strongly off the Nov 2022 FTX-bankruptcy low is that the AI debt binge really kicked into gear starting in 2025. $1.3 out of the total $1.5 trillion of issued debt occurred from 2025 to the present. And low and behold, Bitcoin peaked in October 2025 right as AI CAPEX spend reached previously unimaginable heights.

This matters because if AI stocks crater, there will be no excess capital with which to invest in Bitcoin. Banks will pull back on lending, and some will find that their loans were based on fugazi cash flows. The bank loan officers will only fret about a potential lack of cash flow generation to repay their debts when the hyperscalers’ stock prices decline by -50% or more. The credit destruction is real, and it will tighten liquidity. And if the politics is negative towards AI, there will be no immediate rescue. Eventually, the government will bail out the banksters, but in my model, Trump must talk tough towards the AI tech bros and their financial enablers to hoodwink the public into believing he is serious about creating an equitable distribution of the wealth generated by the AI productivity miracle. A rescue is only politically feasible after the election in November.

The connection between Bitcoin and AI stonk prices means we must have a view on whether AI stock prices are in a bubble and when it is likely to pop, and why.

The AI Lead Balloon

There are three darts that will pierce the AI bubble. They are: higher energy costs, the inability of the market to absorb the three mega IPOs (SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI), and Trump’s anti-AI rhetoric.

The goal of this whole escapade is to convert energy into intelligence as efficiently as possible. Humanity is a biological vessel to convert calories into intelligence and allow the universe to experience itself. AI is no different, but instead of Nodoguro nigiri, it converts electricity into intelligence. The electricity that powers AI data centers on the margin comes from hydrocarbons like natural gas. If the price of energy rises, it raises the cost of intelligence or token production. That directly reduces the margins of AI model companies like Google, Anthropic, and OpenAI. At a certain point, they raise the price to customers, and token usage growth decelerates. Therefore, the war waltz danced by Trump and the IRGC affects AI companies, and ultimately, if either side steps on the other’s foot and causes a spike higher in oil prices, eventually profits because of AI will materially fall.

If token usage drops alongside earnings, it calls into question the continuation of planned data center CAPEX spending. When the market questions that, it’s game over. The forward earnings multiples contract, and Rrrrrraaawww, the grizzly bear tears your head off.

Source: Goldman Sachs

Combined, SpaceX, Anthropic, OpenAI, and other tech shares expiring lockups will raise more money than ‌all dot-com IPOs in total. It’s fucking nuts. Can the market absorb all this supply? Every AI name that has pumped over the last few years can only continue going higher if investors believe earnings growth will accelerate into the future. As no one has a crystal ball, if ‌faith in the AI story falters, investors will pay a lower multiple for future earnings. Therefore, if these IPOs don’t pop, investors will take that as a cue that the market topped and begin selling.

I want to look deeper into the SpaceX IPO, as we have more details about the mechanics and timing than the other two. Always remember, he who sells first, sells best. Elon is the best marketer on the planet. Going first will allow him and his shareholders to extract the most capital from gullible muppets. Crypto degens will be familiar with the IPO allocation setup. Essentially, it is a low-float, high-FDV shitcoin.[4]

Per the SpaceX S-1 filed with the SEC, investors in this IPO will pay ~100x sales. ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HUMAN MIND! If that’s not bad enough, the company will only float 4–5% of shares initially. Given the red-hot AI market, it almost ensures that the stock will pop. But there is a downside to this: the expectations are so high that the law of large numbers suggests it will be almost impossible to satisfy the market. SpaceX will instantly be a $1.8 trillion ‌company and the seventh largest globally by market cap. To go up 50% would put it as the fifth largest company in the world just eking out Amazon, with nowhere near the earnings to justify membership in that rarified club. I know I’m shitting on the AI story, but Nvidia deserves to be valued so high given the insane gross margins of the business and the amount of revenue it generates. SpaceX is a speculative bet on data centers in space, which, if Semi Analysis is correct, are 4x more expensive than terrestrial data centers, with cost parity to be reached in the next decade. If he had chosen a much lower valuation, it would have been easier to paint the chart green. And crypto degens know this story well: if you cannot create the situation for secondary market punters to make money, then it’s Down Only, as the insiders have no motivated buyers to dump their newly vested shares upon.

That brings me to the vesting schedule. Between now and early September, the float will increase by 5x. This creates a tough environment for the stock to rally, as all this supply comes to market. Worse yet for stonk punters, Anthropic and OpenAI both indicated a potential listing date in September. They also will issue stock at trillion-dollar valuations.

SpaceX can do well from June until September … maybe … but when all three companies are simultaneously selling shares ‌at insanely high multiples, it guarantees market disappointment. Merely grinding higher is not enough; the expectation is of an explosion higher in the stock price.

Finally, if the oil price refuses to fall, and the plebes blame Trump and the team Red Republicans for inflation in necessities because of the Iran war, Trump will have no choice but to adopt an anti-AI stance to win over voters. The politics of data center build-out and AI will become quite nasty starting in Q3 as American politicians jostle to win votes.

If the three darts hit true to mark, none of these IPOs will do as well as expected. And once the market believes in the unlikelihood of exponential earnings growth for all things related to AI, it will demand lower multiples for many stonks resulting in lower prices. Given the explosion of stock margin loans and lending to AI CAPEX, the banking system will take massive losses on the credit extended to the industry.

Bitcoin cannot rally in the short term if the entire world takes serious losses from the deflation of the AI bubble globally. Eventually, it will bottom, then rise as Bitcoin forecasts an increase in liquidity to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. But right now, it’s about protecting one’s crypto capital.

Before I move on to how I’m positioning Maelstrom’s equity and crypto portfolio, I want to touch on whether the Fed will loosen or tighten monetary policy.

Warsh the ?

Should newly appointed Fed chairperson Kevin Warsh’s nickname connote strength/courage or weakness/pliability? It all depends on how he navigates the contradictory position in which his august institution finds itself.

2-year treasury yield minus effective fed funds rate (shaded, white), WTI front month oil futures contract (blue)

Warsh’s pickle is simple. Trump appointed him to cut rates, and he hinted he could look through this “transitory” war-created inflation straight to the AI productivity miracle. This would allow the Fed to cut rates. Unfortunately, the market requires higher rates. The 2-year treasury yield’s spread versus the effective fed funds rate indicates whether the market believes the Fed should hike (positive spread) or cut (negative spread). At over 0.5%, the market believes the Fed, because of high and rising inflation, should hike rather than cut rates at its June 16–17 meeting.

The most likely outcome is a hold. But then the market will focus on Warsh’s press conference rhetoric, and any changes to the RMP program.[5] The market will view the hold as hawkish or dovish. A hawkish hold is just as bad as a hike because the market will discount a future of higher rates at the same time oil prices rise because of a lack of resolution in the US-Iran war, and the indigestibility of three mega AI IPOs. This toxic cocktail screams for a slight or significant correction in all risky assets.

The absolutely worst outcome for risky assets is if Trump instructs Warsh to do what the market suggests and immediately hike rates to help improve affordability for the plebes. Unfortunately, unless Warsh raises rates by percentage points immediately and sells bonds from the Fed’s balance sheet in the open market, then the Fed will remain behind the curve. This is a replay of the 1970s in that the Fed hiked aggressively but not enough to squelch inflation.

It is extremely unlikely that Warsh cuts in this environment, and with that off the table, odds are the market interprets the Fed’s actions as tightening future liquidity. This will act as another anchor to drown the AI bulls.

My view that oil will rise morphs into a bearish stance on all risk assets because of the logic presented above. Let me finish this essay with a discussion on the direction I took Maelstrom’s portfolio.

Portfolio Positions

If every piece of our existence is a derivative of energy, then I must buy energy if I believe it will get more expensive in the future. As it stands now, Trump and the IRGC still believe each can wait the other out. The amount of lost barrels of oil and cubic feet of‌ natural gas because of the war continues to climb day after day. This is even in the face of the limited amount of shipping traffic through the strait. While the market is sanguine today, should the muddle through continue, the spike higher in energy prices becomes mathematically predestined.

There are many similar charts making the rounds, but the message is clear: inventories are at the lowest levels in recent history and declining day by day as the war persists. At a certain level the system breaks, and we don’t want to experience what that means in terms of higher energy prices.

In the best-case scenario, the war ends immediately and traffic via the Strait of Hormuz rebounds to pre-war levels. Once that happens, ‌hydrocarbon inventory replenishing and just-in-case hoarding by sovereign nations will push up prices.

Both scenarios point to higher oil and natural gas prices three to six months out, even if in the short-term energy prices fall after the signing of a peace agreement. Therefore, the play is to go long companies that produce these essential commodities. Maelstrom’s stonk portfolio holds large positions in US-listed energy producers.

Going long energy pays off in almost all scenarios, and it is trading relatively cheap vs. the companies that require it to exist. Now I must focus on the assets whose valuations depend on cheap energy.

Can the AI complex continue to rip at $150 oil? Doubtful. Therefore, à la poubelle with my AI stonks.

If all marginal capital busted their proverbial nut into the gaping hole of AI stocks, then when these stocks fall rapidly, investors cannot purchase crypto even if it outperforms in a relative sense on the way down. Therefore, à la poubelle with any crypto that is not a structural core position. I dumped $HYPE, $NEAR, and $WLD last week. I also dumped $ZEC because of the Orchard Pool bug. I wish I didn’t have to do that, but capital preservation is more important than capital appreciation.

That leaves Bitcoin and Ether. Ether is dead but functional. I have no immediate large capital demands that require liquidation of my Ether, so it shall stay unmolested. Because ultimately, I believe that once the AI bubble pops, it will cause a financial crisis that will usher forth the Big Print, I am confident that Bitcoin will dump then pump. I shall hold through the tempest but take some cheeky tactical short positions using derivatives in order to satiate my desire to trade. I’m still a certified degen.

Finally, if I awaken from my dream and find reality much the same, then I just took profit before my pilgrimage to Mediterranean house dance clubs. I can revisit the markets and the outcomes of my predictions in early September and buy back in at higher levels. Without the pressure from LPs to generate arithmetic returns annually, Maelstrom can focus on geometrically compounding capital over the long-term. As such, we have the luxury of investing in both the dream and the real world.

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[1] IRGC — Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps

[2] AOC — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

[3] DOGE — Department of Government Efficiency

[4] FDV — Fully Diluted Valuation

[5] RMP — Reserves Management Program aka Stealth Quantitative Easing

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The seductive sensation of expectation permeates my body as the incipient bull market gently caresses my soul. As I jubilantly press the buy button, I know speculative excesses will propel my portfolio to new heights … at least until the maddening crowd awakens from its drunken reverie to reel in its optimism of a more glorious future and the physics of gravity reasserts itself over human financial markets.

The future, as foretold by the gaggle of cheerleaders this time around, is replete with AI agents running amok, producing a thought to be unlimited economic bounty. The new masters of the universe, American and Chinese tech bros, build a substrate from which AI emerges into existence. Ensconced in their silicon encrusted palaces in San Francisco and Hangzhou their companies hoover up all available capital to build heaven on earth, at least for their shareholders and The Party, and when capital becomes scarce berate the political class of this era to support the printing of dollars and yuan to further extend their prowess.

An orgy of construction focused on creating an AI utopia is not the only raging party. Another type of bro revels in the erection of a global edifice of death. Why should Pax Americana be the only purveyor of pain? Their glorious nation requires the most badass means to exterminate the enemies of the state because one cannot rely upon the mercurial permanently tanned emperor to rush to the assistance of his supposed allies. Therefore, it is essential to build bombs using printed money and conscript young men to face death for the glory of … I don’t know what.

And we are those unfortunate souls who under-invested in the production of the necessities of life but gorged instead on the debt and equity of the empire. Their dollar savings were ‌of dubious value when the arteries of trade became clogged as the dark durka towel heads misbehaved. The decision to outsource the production of life’s necessities will produce possible famine and social unrest. The plebeians shall seek redress in the streets by placing the heads of pompous politicians on spikes.

The politicians and their wanker banker lackeys have three valid, in their minds, reasons to support unrestrained money printing either by the central or commercial banks. Catalyzing the decision to allow credit to flow faster than before is the ongoing war between America and Iran. The war, apart from being yet another sad episode of death and destruction between old men who have different ideas on how to rule their plebes, clearly shows that the use of AI and drones are the future of warfare and no nation can depend on the goodwill Pax Americana to defend the free flow of essential commodities around the world. Regarding AI, the view inside both America and China is that their nation-state must “win” the race to host the most machine intelligence within their borders or face a permanent defeat. Therefore, AI supremacy directly relates to national security. For everyone else, the ability to obtain food and energy under any circumstance requires the construction of redundant pipelines and other infrastructure paired with the stockpiling of fertilizer, food, and energy, not US treasuries and equities. The intersection of these themes, at least until the next US presidential election in 2028, will produce the political will to allow unchecked fiat credit creation. The bull market began in earnest when the US attacked Iran on February 28th.

Let this essay permit the bull in your soul to emerge out of its cocoon and fly towards a profitable future, even as many untouchables in the global south, because of the wartime disruption in the flow of essential commodities, starve to death in the shadows where mainstream media refuses to shine a light on.

AI Optimism

The CAPEX built out to support the training and inference of AI models and agents is unprecedented in civilized human history. Many argue that this investment in intelligence is different in terms of the value it will create for humanity than all other technological build-outs. I agree; however, as humans, we always overdo it. In this universe, infinity and perfection are unobtainable. Therefore, we can build too much in ‌anticipation of a future powered by machine intelligence.

AI-promoters invoke nationalism as a justification for spending insane amounts of money to build out AI capabilities by using the nation-state as a clever way to obfuscate the level of capital wastage. Patriotism should never have a price tag … oy vey. The presidents of America and China (Trump and Xi) both believe that AI and tech supremacy are integral to the survival of their fiefdoms. The tech bros in each squiggly line territory are more than happy to sell them a horror story of what happens to the glorious nation should the other side gain supremacy over machine intelligence. Objectively, both leaders witnessed how the proliferation of AI and drones can lead to victory on the battlefield, and bought into this fairytale hook, line, and sinker. As such, they will ensure that the number one goal of each country economically and militarily is to further the build-out of the most efficient machine intelligence instances within their nation-states. That means any backtalk from monetary policy makers about the inflationary effects of a massive expansion of dollar or yuan credit is verboten. Central or commercial banks will provide the capital the tech bros require.

In America, to date, most AI CAPEX has come from cash flow from operations of the most profitable software companies.

But the scale of current and future CAPEX spending now requires a growth in funding via the credit channel.

In China, Xi forced banks to stop funding the building of real estate and start funding tech.

Besides CAPEX related to data centers, both America and China continue to pump money into an increase in electricity generation.

This is not just a story of commercial banks doing their patriotic duty to lend to anything related to AI and data center build-out. Both the Fed and PBOC are creating more units of fiat, loosening financial conditions.[1]

The combination of the political will to win the AI race and the financial will to fund the build-out with printed money and bank loans produces the perfect environment for crypto. There will be vastly more units of fiat tomorrow than today, and the rate of change is accelerating due to rapidly increasing yearly AI and electrification CAPEX expenditures. As the cost per unit of intelligence declines, the complexity of models and tasks performed by AI agents increases. Which means the consumption of compute increases exponentially; this is the essence of Jovan’s Paradox. Add to that, the Red Queen Effect, which describes how AI CAPEX spent by one company depreciates rapidly as the model efficiency and complexity of their rivals increases.[2] This results in a race to further increase CAPEX to create better frontier models to beat your competition, which renders their hundreds of billions and soon to be trillions of dollars spent obsolete as well. Because of these reasons, AI CAPEX spending will expand indefinitely unless checked by an exogenous market event.

When does the orgy end?

There are two events that I believe will occur almost simultaneously and produce a change in opinion about the necessity of spending trillions of dollars on an AI build-out. The first is an IPO or mega merger in the US or China related to tech and AI that is so big and financially irresponsible that the market cannot digest it. This will snap the market out of its manic phase. Folks will finally start asking whether greater machine intelligence is worth the amount of money being spent developing it. Once enough humans ask questions, the jig is up. The second event will be the rhetoric of the Team Blue Democrat challenger in the 2028 US presidential election. The inflation that this mega AI build-out causes in raw materials, labor, and most importantly electricity is not very popular in many parts of America. Also, 90% of Americans don’t own a lot of stocks, so they will not benefit from the surging share prices of AI and AI-adjacent companies. Politically, it is easy to run on an anti-AI platform focused on bringing back value to human labor and curtailing the inflationary impacts of the AI CAPEX build-out. Whether a Democrat wins is irrelevant; the popularity of this message will make capital allocators ponder a future where ‌credit stops flowing to AI by government mandate and regulations on AI dampen the future profitability of companies in the space.

But in the here and now, dollar and yuan liquidity will continue to rise. And Bitcoin and crypto will benefit.

Every Nation-State for Itself

Trump bombed Iran with no care for the impact the war would have on the global economy. Maybe he does care, but the assumption of a speedy victory over Iran in this year’s special military operation proved wildly optimistic. America possesses a Christian god given bounty of dead dinos and fertile farmland. Stuff might get more expensive, but no American will starve if months from now the Strait of Hormuz remains partially shut. They’ll starve if the politicians decide to spend more in Fallujah than on food stamps. The plebes in Europe, Africa, and most of Asia ain’t so lucky. But unfortunately for these nation-states, their political elites erroneously believed that American politicians would take their food and energy poor predicaments into consideration when deciding whether to start yet another middle eastern war which threatened to stymie the flow of essential commodities from the region to their global customers.

These nations, trusting America had their back, made investment decisions that meant they saved their surplus in dollar financial assets rather than build pipelines, trade routes, or stock essential commodities for a rainy day.

Marco Papic from BCA Research put it best:

This is a big problem for the rest of the world as the entire planet is — quite literally — wired for American hegemony. Let’s look around the world:

Why is German defense against Russia inadequate? Because… America.

Why do most GCC countries have barely any energy transportation infrastructure with which to avoid shipping barrels of crude through Hormuz? Because… America.

Why is so much of global manufacturing centered on China? Because… America.

Why does Australia get its kerosene from South Korea? Because… America.

Why does so much of Canadian infrastructure rely on US demand? Because… America.

The physical infrastructure of the planet — energy, defense, transportation, manufacturing, etc. — is quite literally built with American geopolitical hegemony in mind. And this is not just about the US maintaining its massive current account deficit — a vestige of its Imperial magnanimity, which treated Canada’s, China’s, and Costa Rica’s imports the same (Chart 12). It is also built on the assumption that US defense spending is enormous because it underpins the globe’s geomacro context (Chart 13). In other words, the world is as it is because America desires it and will fight to defend it.

That Bangladeshis are going to starve to death because of a smaller harvest because of lack of fertilizer shipped to them from the Persian Gulf, or the Australian Prime Minister had to get his eagle on in Singapore to obtain jet fuel after their only supplier, China, stopped exports, or Euro-poor-eans now import expensive US refined petroleum products and LNG rather than cheaper Russian or Qatari hydrocarbons, means that sovereign investment decisions will change drastically. There is no point in owning a US treasury or S&P 500 ETF when you cannot obtain food and energy because of a war you didn’t start and with which you disagree. To rectify these inadequacies, in the future sovereign nations will, on the margin, liquidate dollar assets to spend their capital on infrastructure, defense, and the stockpiling of essential commodities.

Pax Americana requires financial tribute from foreigners to balance its books.

This is a problem for Pax Americana financial markets because of the large foreign ownership. Left unchecked, the slow liquidation of dollar assets will cause markets to fall. And given that the empire finances its gargantuan current account deficit with foreign capital, it creates the possibility of an acute financial crisis.

US Treasury Secretary Buffalo Bill Bessent and other monetary policy makers understand this. The two popular policy options to ameliorate the situation are to encourage the use of dollar swap lines and or alter banking regulations to nudge them into holding more treasuries on their balance sheets.

If a friendly nation requires cash to invest in the necessities I described earlier, the Fed or Treasury can lend it to them via a dollar swap line. Now, said nation doesn’t have to actually sell any dollar assets and dampen the market; they just borrow against them. The UAE used these arguments why it deserves a dollar swap line. These lines of credit, when used, expand the amount of dollars in existence.

Bad Australia — They sell treasuries to buy jet fuel.

Good Australia — They borrow dollars from the Fed and buy jet fuel.

If the US markets require more juice to counter the persistent selling of sovereigns, banking regulations can be altered so that they can hold larger balances of treasuries and US stocks for a given amount of equity capital. The relaxation of capital charges on various types of financial securities pursuant to the eSLR is a step in this direction.

The best practice of saving economic surpluses in dollar assets began in the 1970s with the petrodollar arrangement between the US and Saudi Arabia[3] and moved into hyperdrive after the Asian Financial Crisis in 1997–1998.[4] But today, owning a dollar asset doesn’t ensure you can obtain a shipment of fertilizer or oil. You had better have invested in production at home, or financed the construction of infrastructure in neighboring countries to obtain the essential commodities of civilization. Just-in-time logistics is dead, long live just-in-case. This is a structural secular trend that will be with us for decades. Which means that whoever is in charge of Pax Americana’s monetary policy must on the margin leave financial conditions looser than they otherwise would have to plug the hole of foreigners ploughing their savings into physical infrastructure and commodities rather than fugazi dollar financial assets.

Higher for Longer

War is inflationary, and the US-Iran special military operation is no different. AI CAPEX and just-in-case infrastructure buildout and commodity stockpiling is the excuse for increased central and commercial bank lending. The politicians support this money printing out of real and perceived necessity. That is why Bitcoin post-February 28th is outperforming the other major risky assets such as gold and US tech stocks.

Post-war performance of Bitcoin (gold), Nasdaq 100 Index (magenta), IGV US (white), gold (orange)

Bitcoin bottomed earlier this year at $60,000, and with a tailwind of trillions of dollars and yuan yet to be created at its back, retaking the $126,000 is a foregone conclusion. Many haters will refuse to participate in this Bitcoin rally because it underperformed tech and gold substantially over the last twenty-four months. Many cannot fathom why Bitcoin is even relevant anymore as a hedge against wanton money printing. But it will demonstrate its sensitivity to an expansion of fiat liquidity. I expect the rally to intensify and the haters to cower in the corner as Bitcoin’s upward price trajectory turns explosive after punching through $90,000 where many call over-writers will rush to cover as their strike gets taken out. I have no fucking idea how high Bitcoin can go, but I will take Maelstrom’s portfolio to maximum risk ‌unless anything drastically changes. The politics in the US will turn very nasty towards AI and inflation going into the November mid-term elections. This might be a slight speed bump in the rally. But riddle me this: higher oil prices don’t hurt Trump as much as people think. MAGA was always going to lose in California where their fucked-up energy policies create some of the highest gasoline prices in the nation. But $100 crude oil and the rebuilding of infrastructure in the Venezuelan and ‌Middle Eastern suzerainties benefit the oil and gas sector in states where Trump’s base resides. Polymarket puts a Democrat sweep of control of both houses of Congress at 50%, but even with a nonsensical war against Iran, Trump still has time to win over the median American to vote Team Red Republican if more money is going into their pockets. So drill, baby, drill, and S&P 500 to 10,000!

It’s time to shitcoin. Apart from Hyperliquid ($HYPE) and Zcash ($ZEC) where our position is large enough, my next favorite shitcoin is $NEAR. My next essay will explain our thesis on why the privacy narrative combined with Near intents will create a positive cash flow situation for the protocol. This will flip the script on the disastrous price performance of the token and create an opportunity to bag some serious pump to the upside as the token quickly marches towards its all-time high from many years ago.

It’s a bull market; close your eyes and press the button. There will be a time to sell, but it ain’t right now. Don’t fuck this up. Let’s degen.

[1] Fed — Federal Reserve; PBOC — People’s Bank of China

[2] A research paper entitled The Economics of Digital Intelligence Capital by two researchers at Chinese University of Hong Kong and the University of Macau discusses this phenomenon in great detail.

[3] In exchange for a security guarantee from America, Saudi Arabia promised to price its oil in dollars and recycle its savings in dollar securities.

[4] The lesson from this crisis was that nations must stockpile dollar assets so that they can defend their currencies against sharp depreciations and purchase goods priced in dollars in times of stress.

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