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            <title><![CDATA[I’m Tired of Democrats Already]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/im-tired-of-democrats-already-11f4d829285b?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/641/1*exTbf9xpObQCw9lemXuFFA.png" width="641"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Trump should be in chains and his name up over a sewer. He won&#x2019;t be, though.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/im-tired-of-democrats-already-11f4d829285b?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2">Continue reading on Thought Thinkers »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 15:12:33 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[My Problem With Buggery]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/my-problem-with-buggery-de435856efa0?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1240/1*ZcTEO9xzBFWZm5lkv7LeXQ.png" width="1240"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">It&#x2019;s futile.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/my-problem-with-buggery-de435856efa0?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2">Continue reading on Thought Thinkers »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 12:12:50 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[When Trust Falls, Voyeurism Rises]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/when-trust-falls-voyeurism-rises-a1aba257811c?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/600/1*xJhJEh_Jj-maRMiv2oR3XQ.png" width="600"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Why is it we&#x2019;d rather watch?</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/when-trust-falls-voyeurism-rises-a1aba257811c?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2">Continue reading on Thought Thinkers »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2026 21:16:11 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[He’s A Mutt]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/bouncin-and-behavin-blogs/hes-a-mutt-d46c3c82fcfd?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1012/1*hHudcdQ8JuDcbY1j_cjxJQ.png" width="1012"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Will the midterms bring down Trump or will Trump bring down the midterms?</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/bouncin-and-behavin-blogs/hes-a-mutt-d46c3c82fcfd?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2">Continue reading on Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2026 16:17:58 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Why My Wife Picks My Nose]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/why-my-wife-picks-my-nose-5dd9b91e1754?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/920/1*NdepXEKfdHySlbjLui5hNA.png" width="920"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">She picks my clothes, too, but I doubt you care about that</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/why-my-wife-picks-my-nose-5dd9b91e1754?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2">Continue reading on Thought Thinkers »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 23:49:45 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[How To Make Love To An Animal]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/how-to-make-love-to-an-animal-acbc833663c0?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1366/1*8iHKjghjq3hE7U8klxzIZg.png" width="1366"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">And upset your wife at the same time</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/how-to-make-love-to-an-animal-acbc833663c0?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2">Continue reading on Thought Thinkers »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 14:03:19 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[My Wife Wants Me In Another Man’s Arms]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/my-wife-wants-me-in-another-mans-arms-715476a9d8b1?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/938/1*QJNDvLw2o4erY835_0wmrA.png" width="938"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">I feel like a buggered sausage roll</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/my-wife-wants-me-in-another-mans-arms-715476a9d8b1?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2">Continue reading on Thought Thinkers »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 15:59:34 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Most Women Remove Their Bras As Soon As They Get Home.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/never-stop-writing/most-women-remove-their-bras-as-soon-as-they-get-home-9b88ef8b702b?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/679/1*4kmRVob_KG7AAQCeEPOKFA.png" width="679"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">My wife does it on the bus.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/never-stop-writing/most-women-remove-their-bras-as-soon-as-they-get-home-9b88ef8b702b?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2">Continue reading on Never Stop Writing »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2026 15:22:05 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Are You Turned On Yet?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/never-stop-writing/are-you-turned-on-yet-9be3ace4a2c6?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1199/1*B8F-98adbR48_Y7s8zT2uw.png" width="1199"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Is it wrong to find my wife&#x2019;s question so hilarious?</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/never-stop-writing/are-you-turned-on-yet-9be3ace4a2c6?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2">Continue reading on Never Stop Writing »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 16:43:31 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Fifty Shades of Orange.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/bouncin-and-behavin-blogs/fifty-shades-of-orange-a55377efaff2?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1282/1*66Vw9lTxX5n6hXUO0bPjag.png" width="1282"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Could Trump be compared to Christian Grey?</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/bouncin-and-behavin-blogs/fifty-shades-of-orange-a55377efaff2?source=rss-870c6bc39de8------2">Continue reading on Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:13:13 GMT</pubDate>
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