
AI is doing this
AI is taking over that
AI is going to wipe us all out
It seems all you hear about AI is that AI is taking over, has taken over, and there is nothing us dumb-ass humans can do about it. Well, us dumb-ass humans invented this technology so it’s sloppy and imperfect and sooner or later, bound to fuck things up like it already has, and just like us real flesh-and-blood humans still do on a regular basis. So what’s a poor flesh-and-blood human slob to do?
My response is this: I don’t need to compete with AI.
Why?
Because I’m already being used to train it, and AI is only as smart as the material it scrapes up from the internet. But here’s the thing: AI doesn’t discern whether material is ‘good’ or ‘bad’, or ‘quality’ material. It doesn’t seem to know how to fact-check something from multiple sources. It just spits out what it thinks users want to hear.
Case in point: the first sentence of the above paragraph was tagged by the spelling/grammar check in the Microsoft Word program I use to write. It tagged ‘being used’ and ‘train’ and asked me if I was using the correct verb tense. Yes, I am because I wanted to say that AI is actively using me to train itself on but since I’m writing in the first-person here, it doesn’t seem to understand singular present-tense verbiage here. This is why I will look at what the spelling/grammar check is highlighting and sometimes I will correct it but that’s my choice, not the program’s.
If anyone accuses me of using AI to write or edit, I’m going to laugh in their faces then tell them to fuck off straight to Hell. I don’t just write in a colorful funky way to piss off or throw off AI, but because I choose to write and talk this way. I choose to use sentence structure that may not be ‘perfect’ but I can proofread quite well on my own. And yes, I will claim an attitude here because I was writing and proofreading long before I started using word processing software. And I don’t trust software completely as I know it’s as flawed as I can be, and that technology is only as good as the people who create it, program it, and use it.
One of the current crop of tech-bro billionaire assholes recently said that neurodivergent people will survive the coming of AI. I was like, “Fuck yes!” And you know why? Because neurodivergent people like me don’t think in a straight line, or logically, and we’re not boring. We’re annoying as fuck sometimes, or a lot of the time, and we’re not perfect as our neurodivergent brains can fuck our lives up pretty well. But I think we’re genuine survivors because we see things that boring dumb-ass neurotypical people don’t see, like patterns and other things that are right in front of us but neurotypical people are blind to. It’s why intelligence agencies recruit neurodivergent kids out of high school into intelligence analysis because a good intelligence analyst can see patterns where most people can’t.
But the current crop of tech-bro billionaire assholes don’t like people who see through their bullshit because most of these guys are just hustlers and con-men. Most of them don’t really know the nuts-and-bolts of what they’re peddling and don’t really care because despite all their grandiose visionary garbage they spout, they really don’t know how things work. And most of all, I really think they hate the neurodivergent half of the human population because they know they’re going to need us neurodivergent weirdos to solve their fucking problems.
In the end, I don’t see myself competing with AI at all. As a writer this is something I see a lot of discussion about how to write when you’re competing with AI slop. Humans are not ‘competing’ with AI slop because AI slop is being generated by lazy con-artist scamming humans. And I don’t compete with criminals and jack-asses. So I’m just going to keep on writing in my own way, fucking clauses and phrases up not just to throw the AI into a steaming tizzy, but because I like to write this way. I like to be unique, colorful, and I have made peace with the fact that I’m an imperfect slob with a propensity for profanity.
So if AI wants to scrape what I’m doing here, have at it. But talking like this takes practice, and an attitude of ‘I truly don’t give a shit’. Because when a woman of my age says she doesn’t care, like I do, she means it. I don’t fucking care that this world is fucked up because there’s not a lot I can do about it other than live my life to the best of my ability, and keep on writing in my own way.
And I’ve seen all the eighties movies were AI takes over and blows everything to Hell and the survivors have to navigate a post-nuclear apocalyptic zombie-filled wasteland, which is why I want to get a van and kit it out to where I can live off the grid if I have to.

