What Would Sandler Do? (WWSD?)

What Would Sandler Do? (WWSD?)

Perfect form of child abuse in my head!

1000!!!

I can’t believe I reached 1000 “Likes” on my page, so here is a little something fun 🙂

Security System

Shampoo & Weight Gain Correlation (A Joke)

It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO THAT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN
YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!

I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very
clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:

“FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”

No wonder I have been gaining weight!!  @!#!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads: “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE”

Problem solved!

My Other “To Do” List

 

Its all about relishing the small things in life, whether they are on this list or not 🙂

More on Cinderella…

I thought this was pretty, kind of continuing on the Cinderella theme of the previous post More on New Shoes.  I guess, someone can give you an amazing opportunity, one that can be life changing, but what you do with it, is up to you.  And we all know from  childhood this happens before Prince Charming gives her the opportunity to stand as her princess, but that doesn’t really fit with what I’m trying to say!! LOL

Halloween Costume

Mosquito…

 

 

New Shoes…a joke :)

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.

The husband says “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.”

Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hips and then lower on to her thigh.

She turns to him and says “I don’t think so mate! If your not prepared to shoe the horse, then you sure as hell ain’t riding it”

A Little Irish Humor