blogging, humor, men, wacky

A perfect circle

My blogroll looks a bit sad at the moment. Some bloggers experience right now a low down ( take care, Samiha Esha), some other have completely disappeared from the public sphere (snif, Aprilfool) , and some other just go through either a lack of motivation or inspiration.

For those who need inspiration, I thought about something. What if we just start a new tag? In fact, Liz gave me the inspiration for this. With my friends, we play sometimes a little game called: “If you were left alone on a deserted island, which celebrity would you choose to spend the time with?” And the last time we did this, we all came to an agreement: this man.

But it would be more fun if you explain why you should deserve to be with the celebrity of your choice.

Let’s take a concrete example with my old flame: Maynard.

Hum, not those ones. This one.

First, here are the little facts about him you can find easily on the Internet. According to Wikipedia:

Maynard James Keenan (born April 17, 1964, as James Herbert Keenan) is an American rock singer. He has been a member of the band Tool since 1991 and was a member of the band A Perfect Circle from 1999 to 2006. He is currently touring with Tool, and pursuing his Puscifer side project and his vineyards.

Why should I deserve him :mrgreen: ? Well, we have a lot of common points.

  • He’s short ( he must be 5’5″ maximum). I’m short too.

  • He produces wine. I like wine.

  • He has an impressive spine tattoo representing a scorpion. My astrological ascendant is Scorpio!

  • It’s hard to find a decent picture of him (he must be camera-shy). I hate to be taken in picture!

  • He’s a complete mystery. I’m curious 😀

  • He has a weird fashion sense. I’m short – sighted (my friends call me the mole).

On the other hand, rumor has it that he’s gay or married (or married to a man, that’s the highest probability), and that is a definite turn off for me. And besides, he once pronounced this sentence during one of his concert: “f*** Britney Spears in the a**”. Well, I have to disagree. He has a really bad taste if he wanted to do so. Look at her now.

If I was a man, I wouldn’t want to f*** that mess. Eewww

So, if this is a tag, it has to be passed to other bloggers. Liz, since you’ve done your part for Greg Patillo, you’re exempt this time (but if you really want, you can try). But Eleanor, this is your chance to jump into the tag thing. Then, WishBoNe, Vanessa and Apples H, would you do me the favor of taking this challenge?

And for the other readers of this post, you can take the challenge too and leave it in the comments 😀

 

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