
I have a story to tell, but first a little background. A lot has happened in the many weeks since I have contributed to my blog, but one of the biggest little lifestyle changes has been our leap into cloth diapering! Now, I know that cloth diapering is not the norm, but I have been pleasantly surprised for the most part. Parker has long had a big problem with diaper rashes. I have tried all sorts of creams, different wipes, etc. to no avail over the problem rash. It has been quite a pain in the butt. (Pun intended)
I have recently discovered babysteals.com, and became a dedicated stalker. I have a friend from work who does cloth diapering, so when there was an awesome deal on GroBaby cloth diapers on babysteals.com, I knew I had someone I could turn to to answer questions, and after researching the GroBaby system, I decided to go for it!
It took a while for me to really love them. The inserts are made from organic cotton, so they require multiple hot washes to remove the oils from the cotton and increase absorbency. It took a few washings after the initial prep washes for them to become leak proof. But since then, I have been in love! The rashes are now few and far between and I loved the idea that I never had to buy another diaper if I didn't really want to.
Keep in mind that I started these when Parker was 1 year old. So his poo was, shall we say, more adult like. So the most I had to do was (sorry if this is too graphic, but if it is, you may want to stop reading now...) take a wipe and flick it into the toilet. No mess, no problems, and I wondered why more people don't jump on the wagon.
So I have been Gun-Ho on these diapers and would recommend them to anyone and was looking forward to doing this full-time with my next child. Until yesterday...
Recently, Parker was placed on antibiotics for an ear infection. Think of the side effects of antibiotics. Did you find one that would fit nicely into my cloth diaper story? Ok, good. Now, come with me back in time to yesterday, which is when my story begins....
Parker has been taking a nap, and I have been taking life easy today, after all, I work tonight. Life was good, life was easy. Then, I hear Parker wake up. I walk up the stairs, turn the hall and open his door, and HOLY COW! I get punched in the face by the most AWFUL stench I have ever known my son to produce. Eyes watering, and gasping for air, I lift my bright-eyed, I'm-laughing-and-making-fun-of-you-through-this-smirk-on-my-face son out of his crib, grab another GroBaby set and make a mad dash out of Parker's gas chamber. We made it, alive but few gas-fried brain cells short, to my room where I proceeded to rid Parker of his gas bomb of a diaper.
We'll fast forward through the diaper changing process. I doubt you'd like to relive that. Anyway, now we come to the part where Parker turns over, stands up and toddles away as I sit, staring at this diarrhea filled (I mean filled. FULL.) CLOTH diaper. For a moment it is just me and the diaper. I must be in shock because I cannot think. No thoughts. At all.
The first thought that eventually comes to mind is "This is going to stain. Bad."
Next thought, "What now?". I thought about just throwing it in the washer as is, but soon thought of and pitied my poor defenseless washer, and just couldn't inflict that sort of grotesque punishment on the poor thing. Besides, who knows if I would find pieces of last nights dinner stuck to the sides. Gag.
I eventually make it into the bathroom where it soon becomes a staring contest between me, the diaper and the toilet. It was a good fight.
The toilet stood there, unfaltering, so stoic.
The diaper, swimming in Parker's dinner, double-dog-daring me to do what it thinks I might do. Then there's me. I just stood there. The toilet almost won. It was all I could do from chucking the diaper in the garbage can outside and not give it a second thought. But, be proud, I did not give in to the toilet's intimidating stance. I could not believe what I was about to do. Stick my hand in the already disgusting toilet just to let it swim with diarrhea. (Supress a gag.)
Then, I remember my cute green cleaning gloves with gray and white trim I scored for a couple bucks from Wal-Mart. I apologize profusely to the glove as I pull it on, assuring it that this is it's job in life and better you than me, cute green glove. Better you than me.
Now, there I stand, me and the diaper vs the toilet. I took a deep breath (killing more brain cells) and went for the dunk and flush. Dunk and flush. Dunk and flush. I will spare you the graphic details, but I assure you, this is not an activity I will ever look forward to again.
As I finish, I think to myself, people WILLINGLY do this on a day to day basis with breastmilk poo? Really? I can't believe what I have let diaper changing come to as I wring diluted diarrhea poo water out of the diaper and get it into the pail.
I get everything cleaned, scrub my poor cute green cleaning glove, clean up the stray poo pieces that flew out with the first flush (Gag.) and promplty track Parker down, take off the GroBaby, and strap on a Huggies.