Category Archives: Recipes and Food

Couldn’t wait!

It’s not exactly the weather to have a big pork roast simmering on the stove, but that’s what I have going on today. Sweetie picked on up a couple of days ago, so it’s her fault. Most of a head of garlic, salt and pepper, an onion…

There was a period of time when one could Google ‘pot roast’ and it would lead to this post on my blog.

Nice thing is it’s a big lump of meat and will serve today’s needs well as well as providing leftovers. That’s the way Mom (and Grandma and Great-grandma and Cajun cooks all the way back) did it.

Sometimes the potroast was the main course for an extended family dinner, sometimes it was just some basic Cajun home economics because after the big day, Dad would take some to work in his lunch and we’d get a reprise off a big roast, and when the leftovers started dwindling, it would be boned out, chopped up, the gravy stretched a little, and mixed with rice to make our version of jambalaya.

Yes, we never had ‘jambalaya’ as a dish built from scratch. It was always a way to stretch leftovers.

Grandma Never Made Chicken Wings

Admit a weakness:  I participate in Facebook food forums, mostly about Cajun versus Creole, i.e., Louisiana cuisine.

I’m Cajun – 75%.  I spent a lot of time in the kitchens of Cajun women growing up – Cajuns who learned their skills in the kitchens of their own parents.  I consider that fact to be my credentials.

Great-grandmother – Dad’s grandmother,  was a LeBleu married to a LeDoux, names that showed up in Louisiana after the British ran us out of Canada.  Those people hadn’t been in France for a hundred years before that, and upon arrival in Louisiana, they found that New Orleans was populated by the same ‘French’ that they’d left France to avoid in the first place.  Us Acadians – Cajuns now – moved on into south central Louisiana, an are now called Acadiana.

Totally different than New Orleans. New Orleans, the home of privileged French, had servants, many of then slaves, to do meal prep for them.  They had access to ingredients and spices imported into the port of New Orleans.  That’s Creole food – more ingredients, more labor-intensive techniques.  totally legitimate Louisiana food.

Just NOT Cajun.

Grandma, like those before her, had a household to run.  Her ‘help’ was the labor of her children.  Her ingredients – before electricity and refrigeration – were those that would keep on the shelf of the pantry, or things that would store without refrigeration.

Chicken wings?  A chicken had two of them.  The chicken didn’t need refrigeration as long as it was running around the yard.  (Grandma didn’t allow chickens in her fenced-in yard.  They had free range outside it.  No little wet chicken surprises in HER yard).

One chicken – one meal. Fried chicken was a rarity.  Chickens usually went into fricassee or gumbo, both of which would ‘stretch’ to feed a house full of guests.

Grandma worked magic with food.  Her pantry of spices included salt, black pepper, cinnamon, dried ginger, nutmeg – things that could be brought home from a trip into town that took a day, or later, bought from the truck of the travelling Watkins salesman’s truck.

Outside the kitchen was a little patch that grew parsley and bunching onions. A little garden provided  vegetables in season.  Cucumbers lasted a year as pickles.  Okra, tomatoes, squash, eggplant, peppers (bell and cayenne) came from the garden.

So did potatoes – red “Irish” potatoes, planted in late February, harvested a couple months later, laid in a single layer on the floor of the ‘potato house’.  We’d have potatoes well into fall of that year.  Of course, in Cajun homes, potatoes took a back seat to rice as an everyday starch in meals.

Aside from the chickens, Grandma did pork -sausage and tasso, which is seasoned smoked pork cuts.  In her day, smoking wasn’t a four-hour deal to impart a bit of flavor and color. Smoking was a multiple day affair, developing a layer impervious and unpalatable to insects, able to be stored in a dry place for months.  Other cuts of pork were cut and salted, the salt drawing out moisture, creating a thick brine that kept it edible for a season.  Put up in crocks, the salted pork sealed below a layer of lard, melted and poured over it to seal, there was a winter’s worth of the meat in the bean soups and gravies.

When electrification reached the Gulf coastal prairies, a freezer became the wherewithal to keep beef.  Grandma regularly sent one of her cattle off to a butcher, paying him with a quarter of the beef in return for a load of wrapped beef cuts.  Those weren’t USDA Prime, folks.  Those cows didn’t come from a feedlot, they spent their lives wandering the pasture, eating what grew from the ground.   They needed Grandma’s cast iron pot and a few hours of moist heat to approach tenderness.  Of such technique came savory gravies that words cannot describe.

Nestled in the arms of bayous and marshes, game and fish rounded out the menu. Grandma occasionally got shrimp from friends and family who were a little closer to salt water, but shrimp gumbo was rare, chicken and sausage gumbo being the norm.

All that – the way things used to be.  People today bemoan the fact that “my gumbo doesn’t taste like Grandma’s”.  This is why.

Renaming

Sweetie was talking with her mom this morning with her iPhone on ‘speaker’.  Her mom was talking about what she was cooking.  I was listening with one ear.

I heard something and asked, “Did she just say ‘Porta-John’?”, trying to imagine how outdoor toilets worked their way into the conversation.

“No!!!!  She’s cooking beef bourguignon!”

Which will now and forever be known as ‘beef portajohn’ in this family.

Back again!

In the process of slowly turning things back to normal yesterday, my nephew and I loaded up the genset and the window AC in the back of the truck. The genset went back to my office. There, the company will have it and a few dozen more like it, all ready to distribute to employees in LA (Lower Alabama) and Florida who have lost power from Hurricane Sally.

Having left nephew at the office so he could go back to his real job, I went to my office, finished out the day, then drove my truck to my house to drop off the AC and to tend to the cats.

In the process of offloading the AC, I felt my lower back twinge. That’s a sign, you know, for “here we go again” and today I’m sitting in a recliner with a heating pad in place, loaded up on ibuprofen, paying attention to a pot of red beans a-simmer on the stove. In an hour or so I’ll put a pot of rice on to go with the beans, and that’ll be dinner.

End of the season

Sweetie and I were rolling around the area after my post-surg appointment, and since we’d had a late breakfast, the subject turned to dinner options.  We called two different venues wherein on might buy boiled crawfish, were told that LAST weekend was their last for the season.

Live crawfish season in Louisiana runs from late November through mid-June.

We gave up, decided on a popular seafood venue, showed up there, and while discussing menu options, we were informed that they still had boiled crawfish, and THIS was their last weekend.

Hence:

Two-thirds of the way through a five-pound tray, I stopped, wiped off my fingers, and took a shot.

Perfectly spiced.  Shells were tough, as is usually the case for late-season crawfish.  But delicious.  Went back for seconds.  Between Sweetie and I we knocked back sixteen pounds.

It’s a long wait until next season.

PETA-philes…

Or, as we say it “People Eating Tasty Animals“:

Dad used to run a couple of crab traps in the bayou behind the house. He’d catch a few each day, toss ’em in the crisper of an old fridge on the back porch. In the cool, they’d stay alive for a few days, during which he added the number until he reached the quantity Mom characterized as ‘a mess’ – enough to boil and shell for the meat. Mom stuffed everything short of Dad’s slippers with crabmeat stuffing.

Crabs were just one of many proteins we harvested from the bayous and marshes where I grew up. There were weeks when every meal besides breakfast was something we’d taken from the fields and marshes and bayous.

And that trap? That’s the hi-tech, production version of crabbing. You can drive down the roads in South Louisiana and see people crabbing with nothing more than a dip-net and lengths of string with chicken necks and backs tied to one end for bait. Just toss it in the water and wait. You’ll see the string straighten out when the crab finds a free meal and takes off with it. All you have to do is carefully pull him close enough to dip him up with the net and drop him in a waiting tub.

It’s kinda the way that the Democrat party keeps voters happy.

Salt Pork

Here’s a recipe for something special.

In the old days, generally on the morning of the first frost, the old Cajuns used to slaughter pigs.  I’ve written about boucherie before.

One of the outcomes of that day was salt pork.  In the days before refrigeration, salting meat was a way of making sure that you had meat for a long time after the butchering.

The process is easy, as are the ingredients.

Ingredients:

Kosher salt

Red pepper flakes (optional – gives your future dishes a running start to flavor)

pork – this does NOT have to be particularly lean nor fat.  It’s usually the inconvenient bits from boning out a carcass.  More fat ain’t bad, though.

Mason jars. (the authentic version used pottery crocks.)

Procedure:

Boil the jars and lids.  You want ’em sterile.  I’m sure great-grandma washed those crocks out with boiling water.

Cut the pork up into chunks.  I like to keep things rather small so that the salting doesn’t have to go very far into the meat – half-inch or so think, but honestly, the old folks weren’t that picky.

dump salt and red pepper flakes into a big bowl. Dump in the pork.  Mix well.  We’re talking LOTS of salt.  Coat every bit of pork.

Now, dump MORE salt to cover the bottom of the Mason jar.  Put in a layer of pork.  Add a layer of salt. ‘Nother layer of pork.  Salt.  Pork.

Finish with a layer of salt.

That’s it.  Cap the jar.  Stuff it into your fridge. That’s a departure from the old way – they used to pack the pork tightly then pour a cap of melted lard over the top and put the crock into the coolest part of the pantry.

leave it for at least a week.  Spoil?  Not with all that salt.  The salt might leech enough moisture from the meat to form a brine, but that won’t support bacteria for spoilage either.

So now you have this hand-crafted example of a by-gone era in your fridge.  What do you do with it?

BEANS!!!  Soak your beans overnight.  In the pot you’re going to cook your beans in, start it over medium-high heat, cut up some salt pork into quarter or half-inch chunks, put in the pot and start it cooking. It’ll start releasing flavor.  When it’s sizzling good, add chopped onion.  When the onion’s translucent, add the soaked beans and water,  bring to a boil, the turn the heat down and wait.

And now you’re enjoying a bit of culinary history – and some darned good beans.

Maybe it’s the drugs…

This back thing’s got me semi-immobilized. I can stand and walk long enough to take care of domestic necessities and to do the needed grocery shopping, though, and yesterday morning was time to replenish a few things – milk, orange juice, other groceries, so I’m off to the local Kroger.

Not a chance of getting a close-in parking slot, so I find one a medium distance from the front door, slide my luxury Honda Fit into it, and take advantage of the lazy by grabbing a grocery cart. That’s my ‘stealth walker’. I can push the cart, leaning on it a bit to unload the sensitive arrangement of my vertebrae for least aggravation.

So I’m shopping.  Short list today.  Milk.  OJ.  Eggs.  Oh, look, there’s some cheap pork bits. (that’s the makings of home-made salt pork – recipe later)  And I’m cruising by the frozen foods, the breakfast section in particular, and I see something I’ve seen advertised on TV.

Jimmy Dean’s Stuffed Hash Browns.

I’m thinking that first, manufactured hash browns are a weakness to me.  I love those potato units that McDonalds tosses in with a McMuffin meal., McMuffins being my fast food breakfast of choice.

So I’m thinking, ‘here’s a hash brown with good stuff already stuffed in it’ and I’m thinking it’s microwavable and therefore it will keep me from standing at the stove cooking something for breakfast when ‘breakfast’ MUST be something warm.  (Yeah, I have ‘warm breakfast’ and ‘cold breakfast’ days.  Cereal takes care of the ‘cold’ days.)

I bought a box.

BIG MISTAKE!!!

I tried them this morning.  There’s a neat little sleeve that you insert the frozen unit into so that the microwave oven will actually crisp up the outside of the thing.  It works.

What doesn’t work is flavor.

Folks, I’m NOT picky about food.  I’ve eaten kimchi in Korea, boudin in Louisiana, frikadellen in Germany, and there’s not an ethnic food I won’t try.

But this thing tastes like, in the choice words of a foodie, hammered shit.

Now I’ve got a box of the stupid things and I hate to throw ’em away because I’m afraid they make a possum puke.

Tried something new…

Being a bit of a foodie (with the waistline to show it) I’ve been reading about sous vide cooking for quite a while. I like a steak, and I was led to believe that sous vide was a path to THE perfect steak.

I have tried it now. Bought a tub and a sous vide cooker and a tub to put it in. Yesterday’s grocery run got ma a nice inch-think rib-eye, my favorite cut.

Today I gave it a run. The procedure’s pretty straight-forward. I salted and peppered the steak, slipped it into a bag and vacuum-sealed it. You can use a zip-lock bag. Just get all the air out of it.

The hardest part of the recipe was setting up the cooker. Pour water into the tub until it’s past the ‘minimum’ mark on the cooker barrel, plug the cooker in, set time and temperature. That wasn’t an easy task. The instructions are a bit vague, but with a little fiddling the cooker started heating and circulating the water. When it reached target temperature (129 degrees F for medium-rare) I tossed the steak in, per the instructions on this page.

Two and a half hours. Bake the stupid potato. Fifteen minutes before the two and a half hours are up, I fired up my cast-iron skillet. That’s what you need to put that crispy, charred exterior to the steak.

At two and a half hours I pulled the steak out of the bag, tossed a pat of butter into the skillet, let it sizzle and spread, then I put the steak into the skillet. Minute and a half. Turn. Repeat four times. Or more. Or, it you have it available, a singing hot charcoal grill. You want the char. At least I do.

But that’s it. You don’t have to worry about charring the outside too hard or too dark while you’re trying to get the center to the right temperature because IT’S ALREADY THERE. The. right. Temperature. All. The. Way. Through.

I ate the whole thing.

yes, it’s a production, so I won’t be doing this every day. With cholesterol numbers like I have, frequent rib-eyes isn’t on the menu anyway, but now that I’ve tried THIS, I know that when I have one, it’ll be cooked right.

FWAP!!!! Coffee!!!

Okay, the first step is admitting that you have a problem. I admit it. I love coffee. By ‘coffee’ I don’t mean some pale, insipid brown-tinted liquid with an amaretto creamer, I mean COFFEE. Being mostly Cajun, I was raised on drip-pot coffee, the pinnacle of the art being practiced by my great-grandmother who ‘parched’ (roasted) green beans in a cast-iron skillet on the stove, then ground them for each pot she served.

Her pot was little enameled drip pot, but she eschewed the strainer that cam with it, opting instead for a bag made from the carefully hemmed toe of a cotton sock. She’d measure several tablespoonfuls of freshly ground coffee into the bag which was situated over the top of that little pot, then from water boiling on the stove, spoonfuls of boiling water onto the ground coffee.

The resulting brew was thick, almost viscous, served in little demitasse cups along with sugar and cream.

That stuff’ll spoil you for whatever drips out of the coffee-maker at the office.

Ain’t nothing subtle about it. Take a sip. Don’t gulp – SIP! That’s COFFEE.

As a coffee-drinker myself, I brew by several methods. Let’s see… I have a REAL Rancilio Silva espresso machine, a Technivorm drip machine that I use every morning to make coffee to bring to work, a vacuum brewer (very sciency, coffee’s kind of weak), a French press and a couple of Bialetti mokka pots. The mokka pots, in my opinion, are the best balance between convenience and just plain good coffee.

I’ll get on a kick, though, and for a while one method of brewing will take precedence for a while. Right now, it’s the Bialetti Brikka.

And in memory of all the Cajuns who’ve gone before me, I add cream and sugar. And get my taste buds assaulted by COFFEE.