Working on a thing…

Tastes vary. I thought the first custom template I posted on this blog was kinda nice, but one of my readers said it was hard on his eyes. So I changed it.

Now, I’ve done it one better. If you look at the top of the menus, you’ll see a menu that says “styles”. Choose the style you like. There! That’s the best I can do. Almost like Burger King! Have it YOUR way!

As of this post, I only have a few choices, but I’m going to try to get up a few more in the days to come…

Can’t say I ain’t trying.

Oh, and there’s one that is named “Golf”. Don’t get frightened. I haven’t changed my intense dislike of golf. That one was part of the generic list. Expect it to say “Guns” and “Tanks” in days to come…

P.S. I liked “Darkfire” but apparently the contrasts are a bit harsh… So try “Golf”. It came with a picture of a silly little white ball. I have replaced that picture with a delightfully subtle device from my mis-spent youth…

Totally and soundly screwed…

I’m sitting here, nice and comfy in my own recliner, watching FoxNews on TV. They’re covering Hurrican Frances, and Geraldo Rivera is looking at some unfortunate sailor in the middle of the water, sails furled, motoring hard into the wind, trying to save his boat and at this point, himself.

Now, I know how important MY boat is to me, and I’d certainly do all I could to save her, but I don’t know if I’d do what he’s doing. I wonder what his real story is. Was he trying to ride the storm out elsewhere, and the anchor started dragging. Was he already moving to “safer” harbor and just misestimated the storm’s arrival?

But you know, it doesn’t matter WHY he’s there now. He’s there. He’s in a battle for his boat and his life. And there’s nothing anybody else can do about it. It’s him, his boat, and the storm.

There’s an allegory here: Sometimes it doesn’t matter how you got into the fight, All that matters is that you prevail…

Update:

Note to sailors: If you are getting ready to weather a bad storm, take your sails down and stow them below. I’m watching one on the screen now. The sails were furled on the mast and forestay, but the winds have ripped them apart. Goodbye $$$$, even if the boat survives. A new set of sails for my boat would cost at least $3500.

Adding to the blogroll

Caerdroia has been added to my blogroll. If they’re not on your list, you’d do well to drop by for a visit…

And another: Varifrank has been on there for a week, based on a recommendation just like this from another blogger whom I respect…

To my friends who are not regular vistors to the blogs on the list ar the right: You guys will find a lot of good stuff on the list, from humor (really WARPED humor) to very well written serious discussion of situations and events. Beats the HELL out of CNN and USA Today.

Caerdroia: How it Begins

In this post Caerdroia looks at how our enemies dehumanize us: Caerdroia: How it Begins

My comment to this is that in the presence of dead children, my veneer of civilization thins considerably. In a post below I surmised that one extreme reaction would be to level the Chechnyan capital of Grozny with a nuclear device. After looking at these pictures, I lost all compunctions at pushing the button.

Sorry if this offends your sense of fairness. Yes, enemies have children, too. But they brought the fight to this point…

15k!

Somewhere in the last couple of days this silly little blog broke 15,000 hits. I am humbled. And I’m gonna keep on having fun with some ofthe stuff: recipes, war stories and such, but serious stuff comes up, and I feel compelled to post that, too.

So come on in! Call your friends! Tell granny! Write my URL on the wall in the men’s room! Spray paint it on the side of freight cars! There’s room for everybody!

Now all I gotta do is keep finding good stuff to put in this big blank box…

This is what the previous post is about…

Don’t go here if you have a weak stomach or you want to bury your head in the sand, or just go back to watching Doctor Phil and thinking that these bothersome events happen to other faceless people.Knowledge Is Power: SondraK.com: here’s your allah akbar

And don’t look at that little hand clasping a tiny crucifix. No, those are just numbers. Go back to watching Oprah. This doesn’t concern US…

What **HE** said… (me too!)

Francis W. Porretto at Eternity Road had one great article (among a bunch of other great articles.. the guy writes WELL) on the realities of the war against Islam.

Folks, his is not a light post. You won’t be giggling, or going “Awwwwwww! Cute!” But he lays down TRUTH.

And truth often is not a pleasant thing to behold. Someday there will be a showdown. IF 9/11/01 didn’t do it, and this mess at Beslan in Russia doesn’t do it, what’s it gonna take? A nuke in New York or Moscow? How about the Vatican?

Seriously, we stand a better chance of reasoning with a nest of poisonous insects than we do with negotitating with Islamic terrorists, and if this doesn’t prove it, I don’t know what will…

I looked at some of the pictures. I can’t help but see the faces of my children, Bonnie and Corey. and my grandkids. How would you have handled what these Russian parents just experienced?
Or what Israeli parents have experienced dozens of times. Do you REALLY think it’s “a law enforcement issue”?

Schoolchildren, for God’s sake…Little schoolchildren…They killed little children for Allah…

Gun Cleaning

Since the question was asked about cleaning tank guns… Here you go, Homebru!

Gun cleaning is an essential part of shooting. Today, before I leave the range after shooting, I usually run a patch soaked with Ed’s Red, a homebrew cleaning agent, through the barrel, then when I get home, I carefully clean the barrel.

With a tank, things are not quite so handy. For one thing, the barrel is fixed to the tank and weighs a couple of tons. Second, it’s twenty-odd feet long. Third (and we’ll talk about the 105mm gun on the M60A1), it’s over four inches in diameter. So it’s not going to be a one man job. You’re not going to do it sitting cross-legged on the floor of your den.

The best bet is to start the process while the barrel is still hot from firing, but the procedure is much the same, hot or cold: The crew starts by opening up one of the “sponson boxes” on the fender of the tank. According to the published plan, the rammer staff sections are in the left forward sponson box. We had five sections, hollow aluminum, about an inch and a half in diameter, about six feet long, threaded male on one end, female on the other.

We screwed them together end to end and ended up with a thiry-foot cleaning rod. Then we pulled out the cleaning brush. This was, of course, of a diameter to be a very snug fit to the gun’s bore, with a solid center and short bristles around its perimeter. It was about two inches long and had an eye on one side and a male threaded fitting on the other which screwed into the rammer staff.

Add to the necessities a quart can of mil-spec bore solvent and a pile of old rags, and we were ready to start. One guy got into the turret and stood off to one side of the open breech to help things by retrieving fallen rags and to realign the brush when it came out. On the other end was the rammer staff crew. Since this was tough job, we usually combined the crews of two tanks to get the manpower necessary to “punch the tubes”. So four or five guys grabbed the end of the rammer staff. One guy held up the brush and poured a glug of bore cleaner on it and guided it into the muzzle. And then it was pure manual labor.

It usually took a good GRUNT to get the brush to moving down the barrel, and then you pushed it all the way to the breech end. the inside guy would make sure it was aligned at the breech end, then you’d give things a heave and pull it all the way back out. If you had a new brush, this was pretty tough work. but a new brush did a better job. Still, most tanks kept a worn old brush around for the next step. ( on a side note, for “cleaning” when the gun hadn’t been fired, we’d just use the old brush. Without rags, two guys could punch it through. It met the requirement on the maintenance schedule that said “Clean main gun.”)

After a few brushings, we’d take the old, loose brush, wrap a couple of rags around it, and punch these through. The inside guy’d make sure they didn’t fall off inside the turret. Then, if everything looked clean, a clean rag with a little engine oil was the last thing through, coating the inside of the barrel for protection.

But that wasn’t the end of it. You still had two more tasks. First, remember that you’d just pushed a nasty, dirty brush through the breech? Well, now you had to disassemble the breech and clean it. This wasn’t rocket science. There weren’t but a handful of parts. But while the breach bolt of a rifle might weigh 8 ounces, the breechblock of a 105 weighed 90 pounds. Fortunately, every tank was issued a little chain hoist specifically for this task. so we’d take it apart, clean and lube everything, inspect it all to make sure it’d work the next time. And before we reassembled everything, somebody’d take a rag and carefully cleant eh chamber of the gun. This was like doing a vaginal exam on an elephant… you had to reach your arm way up a big dark hole and wipe and feel around. Then we put that end back together.

The last task was to clean the bore evacuator. The bore evacuator is the chamber around the barrel fo the gun. Its function is to bleed off a small amount of gases as the gun is fired, then to release them back into the barrel in such a direction as to help suck the fumes out of the barrel and turret. It worked pretty well, but got dirty in the process. So a retaining ring had to be screwed off, the chamber knocked towards the muzzle with a sledgehammer and a block of wood, the the inside of the chamber and the outside of the barrel which was subject to the gases was cleaned. The inside of the chamber was cleaned by wiping it out with rags and solvent, followed by a light coat of oil. The outside of the barrel was leaned similarly, except we learned that a piece of rope soaked with bore solvent and coated with a little sand would make this go faster if it was wrapped halfway around the barrel and pulled back and forth, shoeshine fashion.

By this time, the main gun was clean. If you’d been doing machine gun work, you still had one or two of them to clean too, but after punching out a 105, a .50 caliber machine gun was like working on a watch… The 7.62mm M73 or M219 (quite possibly the worst machinegun ever adopted by the US Army) was even smaller.

And so you ended your day in tanker fashion. Or maybe not.

You still had to check the tracks. Each track had 160 end connectors, each with a 15/16 head bolt just waiting to fall out, and 80 centerguides, each looking for all the world like the roots of a giant steel tooth, and each with a big nut in the middle that had to be checked for tightness. You might even need to check and adjust track tension, which required a wrench that tankers lovingly referred to as “Little Joe”, three feet long and weighing forty pounds.

Then there was the engine: Check and top off the engine oil. The transmission oil. Drain the sumps on the fuel filters. Pray like hell that you didn’t have to beat out the elements on the air cleaners.

Then get inside the turret and tidy things up. Check the hydraulic oil in the turret power system and recoil system and top those off it they needed it. Check the batteries under the turret floor. Haul off the assorted trash accumulated during the day.

So now you had a nice clean happy tank to put to bed for the night. You also had a crew sullied by the drips and splatters of half a dozen different petroleum products and coated with the dust that a tank can raise even in a rainstorm. And unfortunately, the army did not seem to take as much care with providing cleaning products for the crew…