Just one hospital reporting in this Sunday, briths from October 28 through November 17, and honestly, I’m a bit disappointed with the pickings. But we’ll wade on in…
Miss Shannessey W——- has a new son, Jayln Lebron. No daddy be listed… I’d personally stay away from names that contain the sound of “jail”… And keeping up on the “jail” theme, Miss Sandra K——- named her son Jaylon Joseph. She be missin’ da babydaddy too…
Miss Tiffany P—- also seems to be missing de daddy of her new daughter. She named the child Malayah Cheyenne, simultaneously tying her to a southeast Asian country and a tribe of indigenous people…
Miss Carnice M—- , also short a babydaddy, hangs the title of Caiden Akira Michelle on her new daughter. Akira? Didn’t he used to be a big monster who destroyed Tokyo??? Oh, and that’s a three-bagger… Two middle names…
Casey and Penni T—– are in love with the letter “E”. Accordingly, they tagged theor new daughter with Aubree Mae… I guess Penni was traumatized by the lack of a “Y” on her own name…
Miss Nadyia A—– and Mr. Thomas B—— named their new daughter Gilayia Jean. Hmmm! Gilayia butt down in dere. I’ll be in dere in a minit!
Miss Markia J—- and Mr. Ke’Shawn T——- perpetuated the “capital letter after the extraneous apostrophe” rule by naming the new son Ke’Shawn Lavell.
Mr. Kenny and Mrs. Shantell M——- named their son Koy Lynn. Koy????
Matt L— and Nikki P—– got creative with little Ramzey Lee… Doesn’t that “Z” just give it CLASS?????
Miss Ebony P———- and Mr. Brian D—- named their daughter Brooklyn Bri’jae. I’m NOT kidding. Fist time I looked, I thought, “These people named their kid “Brooklyn Bridge”. Look at it! Brooklyn Bridge! Oh, I’m so sorry… I missed the apostrophe thrown in there to make it “bree-zhay” instead of “bridge”.
And skipping over several other minor contretemps, we end with Mr. Brent and Mrs. Jayme N—– tagging their daughter with Kaylee Renee. Don’t you just love all the “E’s”?