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Tagged (Thanks to Decrepit Old Fool) by the FOUR THINGS meme:

Four jobs you’ve had in your life: Grocery store stock boy, tank commander, drill sergeant, Electrical power systems techniciaqn

Four movies you could watch over and over: Zulu, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Shrek, Das Boot (how’s that for eclectic?)

Four places you’ve lived: Louisiana, Kentucky, Central Germany, Korea

Four TV shows you love to watch: Nova, Mythbusters, and anything else tha strikes my fancy…

Four places you’ve been on vacation: Disney World, New Braunfels, Texas, Galveston, Texas. Who needs vacation when your life is a big hobby?

Four websites you visit daily: CSP Gun Talk and everybody on my blogroll. If I’m on the computer, I try to read everybody there….

Four of your favorite foods: My Cajun gumbo, good chili (I’m making a batch for supper), coffee, any of a myriad variations of rice and gravy

Four places you’d rather be: In my boat on the water under full sail on a reach, anywhere with my lady friend, watching the kids jumping off the boat and swimming, anywhere away from civilization where I can really see the stars…

Four albums you can’t live without: My tastes in music are eclectic, so I don’t worry about a particular album…

Let’s add a couple more:

Four magazines you read: National Geographic, Smithsonian, and a bunch of trade mags…

Four cars you’ve owned: ’70 VW Beetle (bought brand new the last year they listed under $2000), ’64 Chevy pickup truck, ’74 VW Thing, ’04 Dodge Caravan…

OK, it’s your turn. Ain’t gonna try to tag anyone… If you feel up to it, leave a note in comments…

Thoughts at the end of the year…

It’s Saturday morning, Decmber 31, 2005. We’re a few hours from the end of year another of my allotted lifespan, and I’m looking back on the preceding twelve months.

This year has been one hell of a ride for me. I started out with a nice home and a good job and wonderful, intelligent kids and a girlfriend, and a goodly number of great friends. Now, a year later, I’m missing the home.

But in many other ways, it’s been a good year. We’ve eaten well, laughed, loved and lived, and life has been good for me.

Business-wise, our little office is doing well, and we’ve had an interesting year’s worth of good projects. As it should be, all our clients are doing well, too, even after facing down a hurricane which put this area in the dark for weeks. Our handling of the hurricane was a lot different than Katrina in New Orleans, and the mainstream media has forgotten us because we’re successful (for the most part) and New Orleans is still a disaster due to a combination of factors, many of which can be traced back to poor decisions by generations of local politicians.

I’m still looking at the “house” thing. I suspect that in January I will put together a deal which will get me out of my tiny little FEMA-supplied sanctuary and into a real home.

And tonight, in the tradition that forms us, the kids and I will celebrate the passing of the old year by doing some fireworks…

How gracious of them…

The New Orleans Saints, what passes for a pro football team in Louisiana, is apparently still going to be drag on state coffers for next (2006) season, according to this article.

I almost wet myself with joy upon hearing this news. I am so thrilled that a multimillionaire car dealer, the owner of a multimillion dollar professional sports franchise which employs a horde of spoiled multimillionaire game players, this stalwart bunch has deigned to continue their presence in this state, a presence partly paid for by state tax revenues.

The Saints seem to play football the same way that New Orleans politicians govern… they enrich themselves without producing visible result. The Saints’ record this year is abyssmal, 3 wins, 12 losses, but the players and the rest of the retinue will still draw salaries and the state will still fork over a few million dollars for the privilege of having them around…

Those tax dollars were supposed to be paid from revenues generated by the tourism industry in New Orleans, but every year when the bill comes due, New Orleans always seems to have an excuse as to why they don’t have the money. One year is was 9-11, the next year something else. And of course, this year it’ll be Katrina and Rita. And when the shortfall is announced, our state government is ever mindful of the 800-pound canary which is the New Orleans electorate, and they pony up a few extra million to keep the Saints here…

Truth be known, a lot of Louisiana is NOT too happy about the deal. We tire of the notion that what’s good for New Orleans is always good for the rest of the state. New Orleans prior to Katrina was bottomless pit into which huge amounts of tax dollars were poured, and it may well revert to this behaviour again.

New Orleans is the darling of Democrat politicians. It was the massive last minute effort of the dimmocrat machine in New Orleans that broke the senate election over for Miz Landrieu, when hundreds of school buses showed up in minority neighborhoods to transport voters to the polls to bolster Landrieu’s lagging numbers. It is those same voters who put Governess Blanco over the top. Oddly enough, those buses couldn’t be rounded up in time to actually move those same masses OUT of New Orleans for Katrina.

So there we have it…even after Katrina, politics as usual in Louisiana. You and I, if we’re faced with unexpected losses, we start cutting non-essentials out of the budget. Our state, though, can’t seem to say no, not even to those sorry losing Saints…

That thing we do…

WARNING! Industry geek content follows!

So I’m sitting in the office one day and I get a phone call. It’s a friend, a guy who is the estimator for one of the industrial electrical contractors.

“I need to pick your brain,” he says.

“Go ahead, there ain’t much left to pick these days.”

“Where can I dispose of a transformer?”

“Why?”

He says, “XXX Co. wants us to demolish their old 34.5kV substation and get rid of all the parts.”

“Ah,” I’m thinking. I know this job. Six months ago I gave them a price to move that transformer to another site north of Houston. the transformer is a bit of an oddball, but it’s big, and while it might not sell right away, it’s valuable.

So I ask, “You’re talking about that big transformer?”

“Yeah, I need to get it off the site. I don’t know who will take it.”

I said, “Lemme get back to you in a few minutes, I need to call my boss.”

So I called the boss and told him what was falling into our laps and got his approval to make the acquisition.

I called my buddy up. “Here’s the deal,” I said. “We’ll take it off your hands if you drop it in our storage yard.”

And that’s why this afternoon THIS thing pulled into our storage yard.

265-ton crane Continue reading That thing we do…

Miles and miles and miles

I thought the job was gonna be this Thursday. Seems this guy’s company sold some equipment to this little industrial facility some hundred and fifty miles away. Part of the equipment was four 400-horsepower electric motors. Trouble is, every one of them has burned up a set of contacts in in its starter, some more than once. A new set of contacts is $2300. They usually last YEARS! I was supposed to traipse over there on Thursday and run a few tests and see if I can pinpoint a problem.

Except he called today and asked if I could come over and talk with them and come up with a plan onsite. He called at 11:30 this morning and I immediately hit the road. The drill was to grab a burger on the way to Interstate 10 and just drive. I did. Two and a half hours. Then I watched the obligatory site orientation video, and then we looked at the problem equipment and talked about what’s been done and looked at, and I got out of their gate at 5:45, and drove for another two and a half hours, and I’m home. and tired…

And Thursday I get to leave here at 0530 to be there at 0800. I’m looking forward to the job, but the drive is a bit of a hassle.

Loving Southwest Louisiana

So it’s the 26th of December. I ran the air conditioner this afternoon. Early this morning and this evening after the sun went down, I had to run the heater.

Tonight’s low is predicted to be 52 and tomorrow’s high is supposed to be SEVENTY-EIGHT!

This little trailer does not have a lot of mass to stabilize the temperatures, so it heats up and cools down really fast… the sides also bulge out if I sneeze…

The Name Game XXIII

And on Christmas morning (clear, bright, breezy) I finally settle down with a good cup of coffee and the Sunday paper. Yep! 92 birth announcements from August 22 to December 12, and of the 92, 34 were to single or unmarried parents.

My head is too muddled to try and categorize these this morning.

Miss Katrina C—– and Mr. Alfred E—— announce their new daughter Kyeasia. One could hope that the child has success in life commensurate with the number of vowels in her name…

The next one competes in both the “where’d they get THAT?” category and the “how big IS that block that says ‘baby’s name’ on the birth registry?” Mr. Archie and Mrs. Shirley P——- announce their daughter, little Marionna Fa’Tavia Ashlyn Antionette. I think they were stopping people in the hall and writing their names down… You will also note the sophistication added by the extra apostrophe and capital letter in “Fa’Tavia”.

Next, Mr. Jerome B—— and Miss Courtney C—- announce their new daughter, little Akea Amonte. Soundls like the collison of two import cars…

Mr. Damon S—— and Miss Amy G—- announce their new baby girl, little Kadence Elektra. Somebody stole the “C” key, I’m guessing…

Mr. David R—– and Miss Lauren H—– announce their new son, Atticus Haze.

Mr. & Mrs. Tommy M—– announce their new son Tyrese, destined no doubt, for the NBA…

Now, watch this one closely: Mr. Dekelley B—– and Miss Shaunda S—– announce their new daughter, (here it comes!) Dekally. Did you catch that? De daddy name be Dekelley. De baby name be Dekally. Dat so cuuuuute!

Miss Qyechia T——— and Mr. Gary P—— announce their new daughter Jasmin. Dey doan’ use a “E” so you doan be thinkin’ dey be talkin’ ’bout no flower… Actually, I almost didn’t post this one, but I just wanted to type that mommy’s name, “Qyechia”…

Mr. Christopher and Mrs. Candace M—– announce the birth of their new daughter, little Mariylah Jennifer. I dunno. That first name? How you gonna pronounce that?

Here’s a triple: Mr. Brian and Mrs. Dewana G—- announce their new son, Leland Jace Russell. “Jace”. I’m thinkin’ mullet here…

Mr. Aaron P—– and Miss Johanna M——– announce thier new daughter, little Kairi Ann. I love changing names so they end in an “i”, don’t you?

Okay, I’ll quit for now… It’s time for me to go find a Christmas dinner.

Yet another Online Test

This one from Gut Rumbles, who got exactly the same results as I did.

Farm or Ranch
You scored 6 out of 40 on urban-rural and 17 out of 40 land intensity.
People know you as: The Milkmaid
Quote: “You get to not mind the cow smell.”

Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one and low land intensity. You’re no hermit though; you like other people and, once you start talking to them, other people like you. As far as you’re concerned there is no difference between living in a city and living in a suburb, not that you would want to do either because you’re probably a bit scared of cities in the first place.

Examples of places you should live: Amish country, PA; Kansas

All Categories
Secluded Hideaway / Farm or Ranch / Small Town / Little City / Suburb / Streetcar Suburb / Rowhouse ‘Hood / Downtown Loft

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 7% on urban-rural
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You scored higher than 21% on land intensity

Link: The Where Should You Live Test written by TwelveFloorsUp on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I’m not scared of cities. It’s just that they become the refuges of the unproductive who want to live off the government. Small towns aren’t bad, though.

Merry Christmas

I wish Merry Christmas for all of you.

Chanukkah comes in this time frame for our Jewish friends, but I’m told that it would be only a second-tier date on the Hebrew calendar but for the fact that it offers SOMETHING of religious significant to practicioners of Judaism at the time of the year that the Christian world is celebrating.

Eid? Not close. You didn’t even know about Eid until the Muslim apologists pushed it onto the forefront.

Kwanzaa? Made up by a black hater of white people who was irked to see so much energy put into Christmas. Political correctness assures that ignorant people will ascribe nobility to a made-up farce in the interests of “diversity”.

All of these holidays ride on the coat-tails of Christmas, and if you can punch through the crass commercialism that defines the season now, you end up with a story of the Prince of Peace, born into humble surroundings, and a message: “Peace on earth, good will toward men.”

And why would anyone want to argue with that message?

Christmas 1971 – The Exodus

In 1971 I was a drill sergeant at Fort Polk, Louisiana. On one hand, this wasn’t a bad assignment, since Fort Polk is a mere hour’s drive from the family home. On the other hand, running basic trainees is a strenuous job with long hours, especially since we were short-handed.

But Christmas? At Christmas, all the trainees were gone. In one huge, carefully planned operation, the army managed to take ten thousand trainees and send them all home for the holidays. Since in 1971, Fort Polk was strictly a training post, removing the trainees left us with a skeleton crew of cadre, and we were responsible for securing the base. I was in the 1st Training Brigade. We had twenty-five basic training companies, and each company had 250 M-16 rifles which had to be secured and guarded.

Rather than have a guard at each company’s arms cage, as was normally the case, for Christmas holidays, we consolidated all the rifles in one huge training hall. And that’s where I spent Christmas 1971, sitting at a desk looking at 6,250 rifles locked in racks. I had a .45 automatic pistol and fourteen rounds of ammo.

Somehow the Free World managed to survive with this arrangement, and I did get home the next morning in time to catch a quick nap before joining the wife’s family for dinner.

Ghosts of Christmas Past

1969. I was a young sergeant with an armored battalion in Korea. I’d successfully (and with honors, yet!) completed training to become a tank commander. I was trained in the things I should know to participate in WW III in Europe. I was schooled in the tactics that would help me survive in Viet Nam. And I was in Korea. In a unit whose mission included maintaining dismounted (infantry-style) security and observation points along the Imjin River.

We were in the waning days of a period in which North Korea was trying to destabilize the south by sending in teams of infiltrators, and our battalion was tasked from time to time with manning a dozen or so positions along the river. Most of our positions were on the south side of the the river, and it was in one of these positions that I found myself on Christmas Eve 1969, me and a lower-ranking cohort, occupying a bunker that overlooked the river itself.

Our rules of engagement were simple: Anything on or in the river after dark was free fire. During the day, there were registered and numbered Korean fishing boats that might be out in the river, but after dark there was to be nothing. From our tower we could see a sizable island in the river, one of those ever-changing alluvial things, covered with waist high grass. On that island was another of our positions.

The Imjin is a rather unusual river in that it flows into Inchon Bay, a body of water which has the second-highest tides in the world. The tides swing almost thirty feet. At the lower part of the tidal cycle, the river flows like most rivers in the world, towards the sea. When the tide comes in, though, things get whacky. The river runs backwards. the log you saw travelling down stream a few hours ago, well, here it comes back. Interesting. Another thing it does, though, is radically change the river level.

That island that I mentioned above? At low water, we got to that island by fording the river in an armored personnel carrier. Our officers would take a jeep out there to inspect things. (Well, it wasn’t really a jeep, it was an M151, but it looked like a jeep and that’s what we called it.) Crossing the little arm of the river that made that big sand bar an island meant that water went halfway over the tires. When the river backed up at high tide, you couldn’t ford the river. We had a lieutenant with a crazy driver who tried the trip while the river was rising. We almost lost both of them and the jeep as the waters swept them sideways off the gravelly bottom. Nobody was crazy enough to try the trip at high water. In the winter, we couldn’t get to that island. The river froze over, and instead of water rushing back and forth, it was stream of pulverized ice, impassible by jeep or personnel carrier.

I drew the night side of our two twelve-hour shifts for Christmas Eve. We ate our regular lunch at the company messhall at Camp Rose and in late afternoon we climbed aboard a deuce and a half (big ol’ truck) to ride to the position along with the crews for the rest of the positions. We relieved the day shift who got in the truck for the ride back. We climbed into our little bunker and used our manpack radio, an AN/PRC-25, known to its users as a Prick 25, to check into the company radio net. And that was it. For twelve hours. Stare at the river with a pair of binoculars until it got dark, then use a night-vision scope. Sit there and listen to the silence. And every hour, we’d pick up the microphone of that radio and check into the company to let them know we were still alive and alert.

It was damn cold. I was wearing everything I owned in the way of cold-weather gear, and sitting still, it wasn’t up to the task. Yes, we DID have a stove, an army-issue pot belly, set up to burn wood for heat, but we didn’t get much wood, a few billets a day, enough to take the chill off for a few hours. The bunker wasn’t built with creature comforts in mind, and the same opeing in the two foot concrete wall that you could look (and shoot) out of was also a way for a howling wind out of Siberia to blow in. Movement was our friend in cold weather, but there wasn’t a lot of movement area in the bunker. We took turns walking out of the bunker for a walk around, then back inside. With all that clothing, it didn’t take much to get warm, but we had to be careful NOT to get TOO warm. Sweating in your cold-weather gear was a bad deal, because it made the chill even deeper when it cooled off.

Twelve hours was a long, almost interminable time, punctuated by our meal of cold C-rations whenever hunger hit. Somewhere in the middle of the night, Christmas Eve turned into Christmas on a cold Cajun 7000 miles from home. My gift that day was hearing that deuce and a half growing down from the hills into the river valley to relieve us at the end of our shift.

That was Christmas for me in 1969. Some of my brothers in arms in Viet Nam had it much worse. But that’s one of many reasons why I pray for today’s soldiers, Marines, airmen and sailors as Christmas approaches. I’ve been there.