Two hospitals reporting. 101 births. 45 births to single parents or parents who elected to forego marriage.
Of the two hospitals reporting, one is the outfit that only lists first names of newborns, thereby denying us the portal into the full level of innovation in selecting names.
So let’s get off the blocks here:
We start off witha couple of triples. Two names: special. THREE names: REALLY special!
Miss Tiona T—– and Mr. Leonard H——— have a new daughter, little Sariah Lashun Yvett. Neat! Three names, no common spellings…
Miss Tasha S—— and Mr. Richard H—– have a new son, Canen Drake Adolfo.
Miss Qinyka (Yeah, I know there’s no “u”) S—– and Mr. Damien L—- have a new daughter, T’iara Ariel J’Nay. These folks went hog-wild with apostrophes and capital letters.
We have a few of the “huh” crowd.
Miss Malinda A—– and Mr. Christopher G——- present us with a new baby girl, little Zakhira Maliza. Oooooh, let’s name the baby something exotic. We can figure out how to spell it later…
Of course, what it took two people to do with little Zakhira, Miss Stephanie T—– managed by herself, presenting us with little Deasia Taralin. De baby daddy doan’ be liss-ed.
Miss JaNeese S—- has a new son, Ja’Tyren Marquez. She doesn’t have a father listed…
Miss Janell T—– and Al G—— have a new daughter, A’myrah. Question: Do they get to remove the apostrophe if the parents get married?
Mr. & Mrs. Lethaniel L—- have a new son, LeDamion.
We have a few “we’re not sure how to spell it, but it sounds nice” names:
Miss Nikita L—– and Mr. Michael F——- present their new daughter Kaylyen. How would YOU pronounce that?
Mr. & Mrs. Warren R—– have a new daughter names (watch this!) Warrenicka.
Miss Kimberly H—- and Mr. Derek H—- have a new daughter, little Dereka.
Miss Shandalyn H—— presents her new daughter, Brailyn, thus continuing the family line of names ending in “lyn.”.
Under the “K” is more special than “C” category, we have a few:
Jacob and Jodi C—— have a new son, Kane Louis. I guess that’s not too bad, though. If you don’t spell that first name “CAINE” then you have to use a “K” or people wil think he’s a variety of vegetation.
Miss Katey V——– has a new daughter, Tatum Klaire.
Steven and Michelle J—– have a new son, Karson Jude.
Amber D—- and Jason S—— have a new son, Camren James.
Miss Mary K— and Mr. Nicholas P—- have a new son, Kaden. Of course, if you’re using a made-up name, you can spell it any way you want…
Same thing goes for Parris G—–, who has a new son, Kyden. What Miss Parris lacks is a male role model for a daddy for the kid.
There are usually a few names I can’t seem to categorize:
Miss Natasha W——- has a new daughter, Alijah Allisee.
Miss (I don’t make this stuff up, really!) Precious O’B—- has a new daughter, Aaliyah, who is probably precious, too.
Mr. & Mrs. Zane H——- have a new son, Maverick. I’m seeing boots and a belt buckle the size of a coffee tray in this kid’s future…
Okay, that’s it. Finished. Enough. Done. Until next week…