Somebody walk over and shoot me…

An Iranian spokeman thinks the UN should move out of the US…

US does not Deserve Hosting UN

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- A prominent Iranian lawmaker stressed that the Untied States is not a proper host for the United Nations Organization and called on all member states to demand a transfer of the UN headquarters from New York.

I don’t necessarily agree with his reason, but I’d be very happy if the UN would get its hordes of petty bureaucrats out of my country…

UPDATE!

Okay, you eagle-eyed folks!  I did a “cut & paste” of the above quote DIRECTLY from the Fars News Agency website, so **I** didn’t make the “UNTIED States” error.  Of course, I didn’t correct it either…

An angel appears at a staff meeting and tells the engineer that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, infinite wisdom, or infinite beauty.

Without hesitating, the engineer selects infinite wisdom.

“Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.

Now, all heads turn toward the engineer, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, “Say something.”

The engineer sighs and says, “I should have taken the money.”