The Name Game – adjunct

Jim from Smoke on the Water sends me the following little ha-ha by email. Don’t be commenting about this one not passing Snopes. I have gotten it previously and it was attributed to a social services office in England.

Who’s your daddy??

The following are replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing “father’s details;” ( Stupid is as stupid does ) These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize ROFLMAO!

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he’s had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A’s dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time…. well, I don’t have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.

AND….

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.

The Name Game #114

Quiet house this morning. I and the world’s most perfect cat had the place to ourselves and we woke to a morning with the temperatures edging up from a low last night of 70. Summer’s winding down, but in Louisiana, this still means temperatures at or near ninety. Mowing the lawn yesterday was still a hot, sweaty business, although not nearly as hot as it was a few weeks ago when the upper nineties ruled.

The morning’s paper contained the birth announcements from one hospital across the river. covering from August 17 to September 17, they show us sixty births. Out of sixty, 25 are to unmarried couples, an illegitimacy rate of 41%. /seven new mommies didn’t list a daddy’s name for various reasons like “He’s on a secret mission for the CIA and this would tell our nation’s enemies that he was in southwest Louisiana nine months ago…” Yeah, that’s it. ‘Cuz we KNOW that none of these young ladies were sluts who couldn’t keep track of who they were doing and when…

Getting on with the program, let’s lead off today’s exercise with those fine people who just knew that an extra given name was what their kid needed to be unique, just like everybody else…

Miss Barbara M. presents her new daughter, little Mia LeAnn Grace. She could do that because she had extra space on the form from where the daddy’s name was supposed to go.

Mr. & Mrs. Matthew P. present their daughter, little Violet Skye Kauikeolani. Okay, folks, I can see “Violet Skye” as part of the normal string of things, but “Kauikeolani” ? Methinks somebody got into some “Maui Wowee”.

Paulrika G. & Dandre P. bring us little Dynastee D’Asia Rena. What a train-wreck! Starting with parents’ names that leave you wondering who is what gender to the baby’s name which contains in turn a randomly chosen misspelled word, an apostrophe and an extraneous capital letter, and a name that is twisted enough to where you don’t know what it was supposed to be or how to pronounce it…

Next we have the thundering herd of people who just pulled names out of thin ari, or the pages of a comic book, or from the walls of a public toilet or from various body orifices…

Miss Kati M. brings out her new son Braven Michael. Never seen a “Braven” before. Daddy’s one of those CIA agents…

Mr. & Mrs. Roger P. present us with their son, Bryer Ellis. No doubt he’ll have a brother names “Thorne”…

Miss Bridgett L. & Mr. Christopher D. show their new daughter, little Lea Raigne. They spelled that name that way because it’s just, like, a really COOL sound but they didn’t wnat you to think they named a kid after a weather phenomenon or a small town in Louisiana

Tekisha W. & Jeremy B. perpetuate a stereotype and tag their new son with Jamyrick Juain.

Tina G. & Farrell T. bring us their new son, little Marrese Matthews.

Miss Megan T. & Mr. Gregory A. show us new son Nukias Royale. Sounds like an innovative selection at a fancy restaurant….

Mr. & Mrs. Randall A. present their new son, Grayson Jack. What I want to know is who is “Gray” and why did these people indicate that this is his son?

Mr. & Mrs. Shawn R. are confused on with the whole ‘name’ concept, tagging their DAUGHTER with Addison Michelle. Daughter. Named “-son”. confused. Actually, the Icelanders have a tradition of tagging the daughter with “-dottir”, so “Sigfridsdottir” indicates that somewhere along the line there was a daughter of Sigrfrid in the mix. That’s how names used to be selected. They meant something. Now it appears you just find something that sounds cute and who gives a crap what it means…

Mr. & Mrs. Andrew O. have a new daughter. They celebrate their Celtic heritage by naming here McKenna Grace…

Mr. & Mrs. Dexter F. cutely tag their new daughter with Jayci Claire, providing her with future hours of mental stimulation as she decides to dot the “i” ending her first name with a heart or a smiley face or just a plain ol’ dot.

Mr. & Mrs. John W. tag their new boy with Alaziah DeShawn.

Miss Sherrell L. names her new daughter Londyn Synia. Daddy name? Nope. Don’t got!

Mr. & Mrs. Anthony D. name their new daughter Autumn Skye. There is in my mind just the tiniest idea that there may have been herbiage involved in the selection of this name…

We also have some folks who thought that the key to a really life-enhancing name was innovative spelling:

Miss Chelsea B. presents her new daughter, Paityn Marie. Daddy? Hell, no! I am WOMAN! Hear me ROAR! Especially when I don’t get my WIC and food stamps…

Mr. & Mrs. Aden M. name their new baby girl Maison Alexandra. THEY may thing they were playing fast and loose with the spelling of “Mason”, but any Cajun knows that “maison” is French for “house”, and any other person with a modicum of education knows that “mason” is a person who lays bricks… But NOOOOO! To these people it’s a first name for a baby girl…

And lastly we have my favorite bunch, the fine folk who are not restrained by the limitations of twenty-six letters of the alphabet in creating baby names:

Miss Delisa R. presents her new daughter, little Armonie Nechae’. Daddy? Secret Agent BR-549! Job makes it too risky to put is real name down on paper.

Miss Deshonda C. & Mr. Corey D. bring us their new son, Carvon J’Shaun.

Hang on for this one! Miss Qyeshia T. & Mr. Gary P. show us their new son, little Da’Vonte Jordan. “Da’vonte may almost seem tame, but imagine the brave parents who decided to name their daughter Qyeshia, forgoing the normal “‘u’ after ‘q'” rule.

Mr. & Mrs. Johnny A. introduce their new daughter, little Ashlyn Ny’Jae.

Lastly, Miss Ciera B. & Mr. Elliott C. present their new daughter, little Alaysha La’Shae .

And that, dear readers, brings us to the end… See you next week with more signs of the demise of common sense in Western civilization…

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Hillary!’s latest belchings:

Clinton: $5,000 for Every U.S. Baby
Sep 28 03:49 PM US/Eastern
By DEVLIN BARRETT
Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON (AP) – Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton said Friday that every child born in the United States should get a $5,000 “baby bond” from the government to help pay for future costs of college or buying a home.

Clinton, her party’s front-runner in the 2008 race, made the suggestion during a forum hosted by the Congressional Black Caucus.

No surprise there. Where’d you think she’d pop off with an idea like that? $5K a kid. To some people that’s more than enough incentive to forget whatever inclination they might have had towards sensible thoughts of birth control.

Says Her Evilness:

“I like the idea of giving every baby born in America a $5,000 account that will grow over time, so that when that young person turns 18 if they have finished high school they will be able to access it to go to college or maybe they will be able to make that down payment on their first home,” she said.

Well, ‘lady’, considering you’re not talking about writing a check out of YOUR account to give them this money, I applaud your largesse. How very generous of you!

The New York senator did not offer any estimate of the total cost of such a program or how she would pay for it. Approximately 4 million babies are born each year in the United States.

Math. Like they used to teach in schools: 5,000 x 4,000,000= TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS! That’s just for the money they give away, not for the new federal bureaucrats they have to hire to administer that program. How will she pay for it? Oh, come on, people: One word. TAXES! Level the playing field. Take MY money. Keep a little for the government for the privilege of gathering my money. And give my money to somebody who has done nothing but be born.

Clinton said such an account program would help people get back to the tradition of savings that she remembers as a child, and has become harder to accomplish in the face of rising college and housing costs.

News for you, princess: that tradition of savings you refer too, that was saving YOUR money, not taking other people’s money and CALLING it yours.

One way of building a stronger economy, she said, is “more savings, starting with the so-called baby bonds idea where every person born in this country would be given that kind of account because we want to make an investment in America’s young people.”

She argued that wealthy people “get to have all kinds of tax incentives to save, but most people can’t afford to do that.”

‘Nother thing, princess: Unless you’re a government bureaucrat, poor people don’t create jobs. If you have a REAL job, you’re wokring at MAKING money, not TAKING money.

Building a stronger economy is a function of making the tax structure such that it’s easier to make (and keep) money. Only a socialist thinks that a nation can tax its way into a good economy.

The proposal was met with enthusiastic applause at an event aimed to encourage young people to excel and engage in politics.

“I think it’s a wonderful idea,” said Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones, an Ohio Democrat who attended the event and has already endorsed Clinton. “Every child born in the United States today owes $27,000 on the national debt, why not let them come get $5,000 to grow until their 18?”

Another big “DUH!”. She’s talking to the Congressional Black Caucus, a group whose members stay in power by buying the votes of their constituents with the monies they wrest from the rest of the nation. A huge part of the national debt is due to the ever-increasing costs of social programs to support the constituents of the CBC.

Yet another question: Where are they going to put that $5000 so that it grows faster than inflation? Nothing they do with the money is going work unless they put it into the hands of those evil people like bankers and investors who can use it to make REAL money.

Blake Zeff, a spokesman for the senator’s campaign, said a baby bonds program “is not a firm policy proposal but an idea under consideration.”

Britain launched a similar program in January 2005, handing out vouchers worth hundreds of dollars each to parents with children born after Sept. 1, 2002.

Yeah, good one! I want to emulate the social policies of Great Britain, a once great nation that has descended into a socialist slide to Hell. A stupid idea in Britain is not any smarter in America.

Earlier this month, Time magazine proposed a $5,000 baby bond program.

And this, folks, is how a nation dies: by purchasing the support of an uniformed, greedy electorate out of the public coffers.

Race and Louisiana Politics

Hey, I don’t know how many of you people out there are aware of the fact, but the current front-runner in the race for Louisiana governor is a bright young man of Indian (sub-continent, not Native American) descent by the name of Bobby Jindal. This is Bobby’s second run for governor. He was in the run-off against our present governess, the ineffective tool Miz Blank-oh four years ago. She won the run-off then on the strength of the New Orleans dimmocrat voting bloc as well as some unusual swings in voting patterns in several other parishes. Like Al Gore’s Tennessee in his presidential bid, Mizz Blanco’s home parish cast a majority of its votes for Jindal. Jindal would have won then had he not had to climb over the mountain of votes from New Orleans .

New Orleans’ political machine is in disarray, and there’s no dimmocrat within a stone’s throw of Mr. Jindal in any poll. As a matter of fact, the disparity in the poling numbers is so startling that the media has quit publishing them because it is so disheartening to the thundering herd behind him. Last numbers I heard showed Bobby with over 60% with the remaining crowd sharing the other 30-odd percent. Miz Blank-oh was eligible to run for a second term, but even she and her supporters in the Louisiana dimmocrat party knew that her abysmal demonstration of leadership through hurricanes Katrina and Rita made her unelectable.

You want to know what’s really funny to me? Here we are, barely a week past that big show march for “racial justice” in Jena, Louisiana, and NOBODY even wants to talk about how this backward, racist SOUTHERN state is about likely to elect the first governor of Indian ancestry. Isn’t that like a separate race? Or is it a case of race doesn’t count unless its a dimmocrat?

Handicapping

That’s a term often used in sports give players with lesser capabilities the opportunity to compete on the same level as those with greater capabilities. Golf is an excellent example. It’s a way that Bob the duffer can play a round with Jim, the club pro, and they can compete on somewhat equal terms. If Bob is at the top of his game and Jim is having an off day, even though Bob’s score is in the nineties and Jim’s is in the seventies, after Bob applies the handicap to his score, he and Jim can determine that Jim buys dinner…

That’s great for a game. In real life, things are a bit different. Like education. Let’s look at the lowest common denominator in American education, the high school diploma. Absent a few people on either end of the bell curve, one acquires a high school diploma by attending school for twelve years and meeting some minimum standard of performance that would ideally indicate the absorption of certain levels of knowledge in language, mathematics, science and social studies.

It was pretty simple concept. For years, a high school diploma = proficiency to degree n. Employers could depend on that. In America, educational competence and expected levels of proficiency could be correlated to grade levels. Employers knew this and made decisions to hire based on that set of capabilities, thinking that if the prospective employee could be required to perform math at a high school level, then the possession of the high school diploma was a suitable indicator that he possessed those skills.

Not any more. A few years back I was involved in an industry group that provided training for people who wished to enter the construction trades. Part of the entrance procedure for students was the taking of a set of tests to determine proficiency in language and math. Another part was the possession of a high school diploma. An applicant for training as an electrician or instrumentation technician was REQUIRED to be able to read and do math to the EIGHTH GRADE level. I was surprised to find out how many prospective students could NOT meet that standard, even though they had the diploma.

I talked with a friend of mine who was in human resources at one of the major petrochemical plants in the area. He tells me that yes, the high school diploma is the minimum qualification for applicants, but they’ve long ago learned that it meant nothing in regards to the applicant’s actual capabilities. Instead, they administer their own battery of tests to determine if the applicant has the proficiency to perform the mental work associated with the job.

Now here’s where I am with all this: If I was a high school graduate and I found that I did NOT have skills to read at the eight-grade level, I think I’d be looking for a good lawyer to file the first of a million “Billy Bob Smith vs. Podunk Board of Education” lawsuits. Think about it. What if you take your car to the mechanic to fix the transmission, and he rolls it out the door and tells you it’s done, and you drive around the corner and it doesn’t go any more? Don’t you have recourse?

That’s what many school systems are doing with kids. They’re taking tax dollars and shuffling youngsters through twelve years of motions and announcing that those kids are educated and giving them a piece of paper attesting to the fact. And when that kid comes to me looking for a job and I tell them that they need to understand a little basic trigonometry and have the ability to read and understand books without pictures on every page, and they can’t do that, I’m basically telling them that they pretty much wasted twelve years.

Maybe it’s like that old joke: “Being married to ol’ Maude has given me three of the happiest years of my life. Unfortunately, we’ve been married thirty years.” Maybe what we’re doing to some kids is giving them three good years of education, except they have to sit in classrooms soaking up resources for twelve.

I work in a technical industry. I care not a whit that my prospective employee enjoyed an educational environment that was supportive of her ethnic consciousness or made him feel an important part of his community. If they cannot grasp the functionality of the ratios between the sides of a right triangle or cannot read through a 500-page manual to understand a piece of equipment, then they’re of no use to me. They may be perfectly suited to selling lingerie at JC Penney’s or shilling sound systems at Dood’z Xtreme Wheelz. They may be a lot of things, but they do NOT have the skills they should have held upon leaving high school.

Except I’m a dinosaur. No Child Left Behind only works if you slow EVERYBODY down. Before long, that “reads at a 8th-grade level” thing will disappear under a mountain of verbiage bestowed upon us by the educational establishment, replaced by the sort of verbosity one expects from a group of people educated past their intelligence.

It’s still possible to get a good education from public schools. There ARE good teachers out there. conversely, though, it’s also possible to bebop your way through twelve years and know just barely enough to read the comics if somebody leaves a newspaper in the lunchroom.

The addition of mandatory testing for schools is a two-edged sword. It leashes really GOOD teachers. That’s a bad thing. It short-stops sub-par teachers and schools from promoting and graduating students who cannot meet the minimal standards of the mandatory test for promotion to the next grade or for graduation. That’s a good thing.

However, there is a growing opposition to the idea that a student has to pass a test before graduating. Maybe, just maybe, we need to start educational “handicapping”. Got a high school diploma? Good! We’ll call that a “10”! Got a high school diploma and you passed the exit test? You get an extra piece of paper and we’ll call that a “12”. Your future employer may be interested.

And all that is about high school, folks. When we throw college on the table, the discussion gets really interesting. Of course, in the active worship of the gods of diversity, some special groups can sidestep screening requirements like the SAT and ACT scores. Remedial classes for college students are a fact of life as many colleges have not yet watered down the curriculum to the point that a mid-level high school graduate can function in college. Fortunately for us, though, college education in the hard sciences still seems to be pretty stout, so our new engineers and doctors and scientists and accountants are on the ball, but those other things? Well, I’m not so sure…

UPDATE:  Apparently great minds think alike.  The inestimable Chrissy touches on the subject of education and social promotion.

Idiot sightings

You’ve possibly seen this one before. It pooped up on my company email this morning, and I just wanted to share with you:

Now I know why the world is in the shape it’s in!

#1 IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a “large” enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.” I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, “No, it’s not. Four is larger than two.” We haven’t used Sears repair since.
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#2 IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: “Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.” From Kingman , KS
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#3 IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for “minimal lettuce.” He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep…From Kansas City
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#4 IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” To which I replied, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled knowingly and nodded, “That’s why we ask.” Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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#5 IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, “What on earth are blind people doing driving?!” She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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#6 IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to “downsizing.” Our manager commented cheerfully, “This is fun…we should do this more often.” Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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#7 IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn’t understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
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#8 IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. “Hey,” I announced to the technician, “Its open!” His reply, “I know – I already got that side.” This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us, they REPRODUCE and they VOTE!!!

Jena Six- keeps on going…

Six young thugs attack another teen and beat him unconscious and keep on kicking… Somebody PLEASE go ahead and tell me how a six against one beating is going to be justifiable.

Oh, wait… we have US congressmen who will do just that:

Lawmakers seek immediate release of Jena 6 teenager

Sep 25, 2007 06:12 PM

By DEVLIN BARRETT
Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON (AP) – A lawmaker said Tuesday he will press the government for the release of a black teenager held in the “Jena 6” case that spurred one of the biggest civil-rights demonstrations in years.

By now you’re thinking that this congressman is probably in the district wherein this young paragon of virtue resides. Read on:

Other activists said they planned more protests if the teen is not immediately pardoned. “Our first responsibility is to get young Mychal Bell out of prison,” said Rep. John Conyers, the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, who said he will pressure the Justice Department to take a hard look at “the miscarriages of justice that have occurred in Jena, Louisiana.”

Yep! John Conyers. From MICHIGAN. Getting ready to bring justice to Jena. In Louisiana.

Conyers spoke after he and several other black lawmakers met with Bell’s parents. Bell, now 17, was one of six teens arrested after a December attack on a white student, in the culmination of several fights between blacks and whites.

Bell, in case you’re missing what the major media fails to report, possesses a record of violence PRIOR to this incident. The locals know it , but when you’re trying to make a point, you can sort of push those facts aside.

Five of the six teens initially were charged with attempted second-degree murder, though charges for four of them have been reduced.

One teen hasn’t been arraigned, and the case of the sixth, handled as a juvenile, is sealed.

A state appeals court recently set aside the aggravated second-degree battery conviction against Bell, the only teen to be tried so far, saying he could not be tried as an adult.

Okay, let’s just assume that repeatedly kicking an unconscious person laying on the ground at your feet is NOT attempting to kill him. Does that mean that NO crime has been committed, or are we supposed to just toss the whole thing aside and make a public statement that young black men can be allowed free reign if there’s been any sort of racial incident in their knowledge in the past three months? I thought we were civilized. All of us. Are we to assume now that one group is expected to be held to a higher level of civilization than another group? I guess so…

Bell remains in jail pending a possible appeal by prosecutors, a situation that activist Rev. Al Sharpton hopes will be addressed in a scheduled meeting Wednesday with Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco.

That’s our Governess Blank-oh, swift dispenser of decision and help, of Katrina fame. I don’t know how much ol’ Revrund Al is gonna get from her. She’s not running for reelection.

More than 20,000 people converged on the small town of Jena last week to protest the case, and Sharpton said those non-violent protests may increase if Bell is not released quickly.

“We started with a mass demonstration, and then next step would be non-violent civil disobedience,” Sharpton said.

Go right on ahead, Revrund Al. I mean, how many times are you gonna go to the well with this? Even your legions of perpetually peeved professional demonstrators are gonna get tired of coming to central Louisiana. “Non-violent civil disobedience” in support of Rosa Parks trying to get a seat on a bus is one thing. The same trick in support of a young violent thug is another. People are going to find out the truth about this whole thing, and I just don’t think your “non-violent civil disobedience” is going to be well received.

“We are not fighting for black kids that beat up white kids. We’re talking about the disparity in how the law works,” the New York-based activist said, adding that he still expects the local county prosecutor who brought the charges to be called to testify before Congress.

The local prosecutor is an elected official who answers to the local voters. Sure, Congress can call him in and put him up in front while they grandstand for the major media and the leftwing base, but when the day is over, that prosecutor will go home where he’ll STILL serve at the call of the local electorate. And those people want thugs prosecuted.

And yes, it all boils down to whether or not you want to let a thug off because of his skin color. If you don’t think so, reverse the roles and make it six white teens against a black teen. Like the Duke lacrosse case, minus a few years of age… Oh, wait! Do we want to go there?

Runnin’ up the road…

Another one of those 300-mile days. I left home at 0630 this morning running east toward two of my stations. One had asked some questions about reconfiguring their emergency power system, I spent a couple of hours looking at things and talking with the site people.

Task number two was a bit more involved. The other station had purchased a new generator and automatic transfer switch to replace some equipment that was thirty years old. Since ALL the station power passes through that transfer switch, we had to schedule to kill the whole station. We waited unto 3 PM to do this in order to give everybody a chance to do a whole day’s work. At 3, we cut the fuel to the old generator so it wouldn’t start and then we cut the power at the incoming utility pole, killing the whole station.

The next couple of hours were filled with yanking out the old transfer switch and installing the new one, then doing some electrical checks and test runs of the new generator under load and to make sure it would come on automatically in case the local utility company dropped the station.

Those tests were satisfactory, and I left the station at 5:30 PM headed back home.

On another note, that Instalanch from the weekend netted me an all-time high hit count of 1487 for Sunday, doubling the previous high caused by the appearance of a link to “The Name Game” on a board frequented by new mommies. While I do get a grin out of seeing that sort of visitor numbers, I’m quite content with the regular visitors who drop by often and comment.  It’s also fun to look a the Sitemeter stats and see visitors from all over the globe.  Some locations show up often enough to tell me that I have friends all over the world.  That’s  pretty cool, you know.

Anyway, I’m tired…  see you folks later…

Two years ago today

Two years ago today Hurricane Rita roared ashore at the Texas-Louisiana border on the Gulf of Mexico.

I’ve been waiting for President Bush and a slew of dimmocrats and state officials to show up like they did a month ago on the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. But Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, a dimmocrat stronghold and welfare anthill, and that played right into the “monorities hardest hit” mentality. We didn’t have scenes of poor people waving signs excoriating President Bush. Our police actually arrested looters instead of competing with them. Our mayors and local officials didn’t go after the first available microphone to make asses of themselves on international media. Nope, everybody, including me, we all came back to whatever was left of home and got down to work, making the country run and putting our lives back together.

The local news outlets made note of the day.

Here’s my narrow view.

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Holly Beach ceased to exist, a little community of vacation homes scoured flat by the storm surge.

Here’s an official “before and after” picture:

Holly Beach before and after

Below the fold are a lot more pictures. Consider this fair warning if you’re on dial-up. Continue reading Two years ago today

Welcome, InstaPundit Readers

After three and a half years of blogging, I seem to have gotten a link from InstaPundit over my article on the Jena Six thing.  I noticed this when I saw a hit counter number that was more suitable for a weekday evening than a Sunday morning.

Welcome, folks!  I do hope you browse around and find other interesting stuff that will make you want to drop in often.

The Name Game #113

So we dodged that little disturbance earlier in the week and now we’re getting back to our normal damp air and temperatures are close to the expected norms, like near seventy this morning, heading for near ninety this afternoon.

This morning we have one hospital reporting births.  It’s the biggest in the area and also the one most likely to get “walk-in” births, mommies who just show up at the emergency room in varying stages of labor, ready to deliver.  You know that health care program Hillary! is touting?  These people are already there.  It’s easy.  Show up and get free care and don’t worry about it.

Anyway, let’s not get on a rant over free health care.  We have 55 new babies, 26 of them to unmarried couples, and  8 new babies got mommies who didn’t deign to name a baby daddy.  Hillary’s ‘village’ will raise these, I guess.

Getting on with it, we have a whole bunch of people who figured that if two given names was a good deal, then THREE given names was even better:

Joshua & Ashley B. ran through the Old Testament, the New Testament and Church History when they named their new son Xavier Isaiah-Paul.  One can only hope that they know how to pronounce ‘Xavier’, otherwise we get a kid that everybody calls “Ex-avier”

Miss Trachelle W. tagged her new son Ja’Khoury Trayvon Germaine. Three names, four capital letters, and an apostrophe…  And no daddy.

Miss Sada W. has a new baby girl, little Alaiya Marie Audrey, and a blank spot on the birth registration where the daddy’s name is supposed to go.

Dudley & Rebecca D. have a new daughter, little Angel Faith Leeann.

Jonathan G. & Samantha L. have a new daughter too, little Mickaela Ann-Marie.

Chance & Heather R. tagged their new son with Cole Anthony Wayne.  They could have picked any two of the three and been okay, but nooooo!

We have a couple of those folks who decided to get creative with spelling:

Kyle & Emily A. named their new son Jaxon Cash.  Spelling that first name with an ‘x’ staves off the obvious question:  “Who’s Jack and why are you raising HIS son?”

Norbeto R. & Constance H. have a new son, littel Mykal Javier.

And then we have those names that just seem to appear in people’s minds:

Chad M. & LaTonya G. present their new daughter Jayda Essence.

Miss Tenessa A. has a new son, little Amari Craig.  She decided not to list a baby daddy.

Javid S. & Kimberly W. present their new son, little Jazira Amor.  I wonder if anybody’ll make the connection and call  him “Al”, like in “al Jazeera”?

Janine J. has a new daughter, little Leilani Eriana…  Extra point for ‘exotic’, but pull two points for no daddy…

Matthew L. & Tanya R. present their new daughter Makenzie Ann, celebrating their Scottish heritage by giving their baby girl a first name for a last name…

Miss Patricia S. has anew daughter, Breunna Lynn and that ol’ empty space on the birth record where “father’s name” goes.

Brandon & Christina E. decided that a whole bunch of letters makes for sophisticated names, so they roll out little Haileigh Renae.

Eric B. & Alana W. present their new son, little Erin Eric.  Now, if he uses Mommy’s last name, his initials will be EEW!

Jasmon T. & Nicole S. have a new daughter, little Ariona Monae.

And that’s where we end it today.  Nothing jumps off the page to make “Name of the Week”, so you folks ahve a good week, okay?

 

 

I gotcher minimum wage right here!

One of the things I do during the course of my job is talk to people in the petrochemical industries around here.  Another thing I do is read the newspapers.

Let me tell you what’s going on around here.  A LABOR SHORTAGE!

We are hurting for skilled craftsmen, you know, people like electricians, pipefitters, welders, ironworkers, boilermakers, millwrights, machinists, instrumentation technicians…  Hurting!

Anybody who has a major project coming up is looking hard for the workers to man it.  Some of the plants in the area are coordinating their outages to fit the labor availability.  It’s a big deal.  A major maintenance outage at a big refinery can draw in a couple of thousand workers, and a manager just cannot afford to schedule one of these things and come up short on manpower.

What’s being done?  Local community colleges have put on a variety of two-year programs for various disciplines.  High school vocational courses are being offered.  Industry groups are putting on training.

The truth is, though, that these are blue-collar jobs.  Yeah, an associate degree from a technical college is often involved, but the work is going to often be outdoors or some environment that doesn’t look like what you see on TV.

The pay, though, can be pretty good. Helpers and entry-level craftsmen are in the $20 an hour range, and full-blown skilled workers break $30 pretty easily.  If you’re at the top of your heap and ready to function as an inspector or a manger, then $50 or more is in the books.  Compensation packages often involve payment of per diem and longevity bonuses.

$100K annual incomes are NOT rare among people who drive pickup trucks and don’t have degrees.  These are people whoa re NOT afraid of work, though.  They don’t go into neat, clean offices wearing button-down shirts and sit in air-conditioned cubicles and leave at the end of the day with the only evidence of their work a new file on a computer.  These people BUILD America.

It’s not the glamorous work that makes the fodder for a soap opera or a sit-com, but it’s going on down here all the time, and we could sure use people who’re interested in doing a bit of it…

I guess it’s too much to ask…

We have to much ‘diplomacy’ in Washington to react appropriately the the visit of Iran’s misshapen dwarf leader Achmadinejad to the UN.  If we had leadership with real guts, there announcement of America’s reaction to this visit would be thus:

My fellow Americans, our State Department has been notified of a request by Mr. Achmadinejad of Iran to visit the United Nations headquarters in New York.  Our agreement with the UN says we much allow this.

However, Mr. Achmadinejad’s regime is actively pursuing combat with our armed forces, and therefore he is considered and enemy to this nation.  Accordingly, he will be escorted along a published and specific route to and from his meeting at the UN by federal agents augmented by local police.  He will not be allowed to deviate from this route for any reason.

Further, Mr. Achmadinejad’s stated politics are inimical to the founding principles of this nation.  He will no more be allowed to expound his ideas within the boundaries of this nation at this time than we would have allowed Adolf Hitler to address the joint Houses of Congress in 1942.

We as a nation must recognize that Mr. Achmadinejad and his ilk are antithetical to the ideals upon which this nation is founded and while international protocol allows this visit, we do NOT have to like it nor do we have pander to our enemies in any way.

Thank you.

I’m holding my breath here, boss…

A Politically Incorrect Knot

Seems like we’ve reached the point at which a particular way one twists and forms a piece of line is now a racial slur, right up there with the “n-word”, and black-face makeup.

This is the culprit:

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Here’s a recent noteworthy employment of this historical knot:

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In addition to dispatching mass murderers and terrifying the perpetually peeved, it is a useful knot for adding weight to the end of a line, although there are better ones for that purpose.

I learned to tie this knot from my dad who was a sailor in the US Navy in WW II.  He taught me this, and a bunch of others  like the sheepshank, the bowline, the bowline on a bight and the seine knot, which in other configurations becomes the sheet bend .  I’ve gone further on my own and learned others, including extensions to the decorative ropework Dad taught me.

Now I find out that right there in my knot repertoire is a politically incorrect knot.