Another visit to the brotherhood of shared misery….

Another horror story:

Several years ago, one of the local refineries installed an 8,000 horsepower motor as the driver for a coke-cutting pump.  This a pretty substantial sized motor.  It drives a high pressure water pump that cuts petroleum coke from the inside of the huge vessel in which it is produced.  Petroleum coke is almost pure carbon and is the leftovers after all the other useful and more profitable stuff has been extracted from crude oil.

For you power geeks, we fed the motor from a 13,800 volt bus through a captive 13,800 – 4160-volt captive transformer, using the 13,800-volt circuit breaker as a motor controller.  As the high voltage power systems guy, I saw to the commissioning of the new circuit breaker, the protective relaying, including differential protection for the transformer and a Multilin relay for the motor protection.

The motor itself was located a thousand feet away through the unit. We did the normal tests on the electrical stuff on the motor.  I was confident of the integrity of all the electrical components in the system.

Comes the day we’re supposed to run the motor for the first time.  We have the usual crowd: electrical, mechanical and production folks all over the place to see the new toy run.  It’s a zoo. I station myself in the switchgear building near my pet circuit breaker.

First start is a “bumpâ€? for rotation check.  Radio communications from my end to radio on the other end, and they punch the start button and the stop button in rapid sequence, just enough to make sure the motor turns in the right direction.  These motors can be wired to run in either direction, but the equipment it’s connected to will only work in one direction. I hear the breaker close and open.  “Ba-dump-bump!”  The radio crackles. It’s correct.

It’s time for a run to check vibration, etc.  Another quick radio conversation and I and the client’s electrical engineer tell them that we’re ready at our end.  We hear the breaker close and watch the current jump up and settle down to a value we expected in a couple of seconds.  “Good,� I think.

Wrong!  The radio screams “Shut it down, shut down, shut it down!!!�  I reach over, slap the big red emergency stop button and the breaker dutifully opens.

The radio sounds again.  “It smells like a barbecue out here…�  For my friends who may not be familiar with American barbecue, it usually involves cooking over a smokey WOOD fire.

I take the radio at my end.  “Let me ask a silly question,�  I say.  “When you got this motor in, did you also get a pallet with a couple of wooden crates about a foot and a half square on it?�

Radio pops.  “Yeah.  We thought that was spare parts.  They’re still at the warehouse.�

I replied, “Those are your bearings.  This is a sleeve-bearing motor.  It’s shipped with a wooden block supporting the shaft inside the bearing housing.  That’s where the smoke comes from.�

The motor was torn down for inspection and the shaft was found to have warped from a few seconds of running 3600 RPM on oak blocks instead of the sleeve bearings and lubricating oil.

The moral of the story:  Never assume that everybody knows their job as well as you know yours.

Speed trap…

A guy is driving his Corvette at an outrageous speed, as he reaches a bridge. As he’s crossing the bridge he realizes that a cop behind him has his lights on. He pulls over, and the cop begins to interrogate him about his speed.

Cop: “Do you have any idea how fast you were going? Is someone dying? Are you a doctor rushing to an emergency? C’mon give me a good story.”

Driver: “Nope, I have no excuse, I’m not a doctor–I’m a rectum stretcher.”

Cop: “A rectum stretcher?”

Driver: “Yup. I stretch rectums. I’ve done anywhere from 2 inches to 6 feet.”

Cop: “What on earth would anyone do with a 6 foot ***hole?”

Driver: “You give him a radar gun, and stick him at the edge of a bridge!”

Colonoscopy

I have one of these on the horizon. It’s the penalty for having the audacity to live so long.

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous … A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”

3. “Can you hear me NOW?”

4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

5. “You know, in Arkansas , we’re now legally married.”

6. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”

7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”

8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!

10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”

11. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”

12. “God, now I know why I am not gay.”

And the best one of all..

13. “Could you write a note for my boss saying that my head is not up there?”

And further jocularity…

The Colonoscopy Dr. Visit

I went into my proctologist’s office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.

When the doctor finally came in I said, “Look Doc, I’m a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?”

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse…….

“Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT”

We get comments…

I present a comment from this post:

Would you consider the road system welfare? Would you prefer all toll roads all the time? Are you willing to pay each landowner as you travel? Could anyone accumulate wealth without the welfare system that protects us from anarchy? What about corporate welfare? Taxes are America’s income, do you hate America? We’ve cut taxes for two generations and haven’t you noticed America’s infrastructure is faltering?

Methinks somebody is missing the point.

In the Constitution there is a carefully defined list of things upon which the Founding Fathers figured the government should provide for the nation.

Would you consider the road system welfare? Would you prefer all toll roads all the time? Are you willing to pay each landowner as you travel?

Nope. It’s in there: “To establish post offices and post roads;” (Article I Section “8”) That takes care of the federal highway system. States and local governements have the means to raise taxes for their own roads.

Could anyone accumulate wealth without the welfare system that protects us from anarchy?

Sorry. That’s not in there, unless you get really creative in reading the Preamble where it refers to “promote the general welfare,”. We’re taking taxes from people who contribute to society and give the money to people who don’t. And social programs are a huge percentage of the Federal budget. Anarchy? Oh, it’s in the wings waiting, cookie, when the system starts to break down under its own weight. No farmer in his right mind would fertilize the weeds the way the Federal government does…

What about corporate welfare?

There’s this little chunk: “To promote the progress of science and useful arts,”. And if you think that Nancy Pelosi’s latest efforts to take $18 billion from corporations is anything but a shell game for the benefit of the ignoramuses who vote for her bunch, then you’re mistaken. First, big corporation stock is NOT exclusively owned by some mythological herd of fat cats. It’s part of retirement funds for cities and school districts and individual 401k’s and union retirement funds, and she’s taking money from all of those. And all it will do is drive prices up across the board.

Idiots! Taxes are a cost of doing business, and they get passed on to the end user. That’s YOU, bunky, the guy who buys the car or the gas or the canned beans. But you’ll not notice that jump as you sip your dimmocrat Koolaid.

Taxes are America’s income, do you hate America?

No, dear little moonbat… I don’t “hate” America. I am a veteran and the son of a veteran. I “hate” that “Life, liberty and the PURSUIT of happiness” has been perverted to mean that we’re supposed to haul the happy largess of this fine nation down and lay it in front of a burgeoning ‘entitlement’ crowd.

I “hate” that “all men are created equal” has come to mean “equality of outcome” as opposed to “equality of rights”.

I “hate” that with every passing day, some group or another decides that there is a new “right”, an entitlement, to be funded by taxpayer money.

I “hate” that there is a segment of the population that does not realize that America is unique among nations in its willingness to give itself, to send its goods and its sons and daughters to spread the cause of freedom.

We’ve cut taxes for two generations and haven’t you noticed America’s infrastructure is faltering?

Yes, and it’s getting worse, because instead of focusing billions on the upkeep of roads and bridges, we spend those billions on the the unproductive and the useless. A politician running for office doesn’t get votes for painting and repairing bridges. He does get votes if he spends a few million on inner city recreation centers and social programs. When you realize that the voters vote for the people who will give them the contents of the Treasury, you’ll understand the horror tha faces this country.

I don’t hate America. I fear for her future.

A Man’s Tools – defined

I have more than a passing familiarity with common tools. When I got the information below, I immediately recognized it as being amazingly truthful…

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted vertical stabilizer which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, “Oh sh–….”

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.

SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

WELDING GLOVES: Heavy duty leather gloves used to prolong the conduction of intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4: Used for levering an automobile upward off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle.

E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any known drill bit that snaps neatly off in bolt holes thereby ending any possible future use.

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 24-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A very large pry bar that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end opposite the handle.

AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

MECHANIC’S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines , refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts . Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling “DAMMIT”
at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

So today I got nothing…

But three hundred miles on the odometer, and a bunch of bad feelings about the quality of people who stand on the sides of roads near construction sites directing traffic.

I suppose I should just shut up and be happy that the guy’s standing there with a sign getting paid for doing a job instead of sitting home sucking down malt liquor and drawing welfare, but don’t you think he ought to at least have a clue as to the operating characteristics of motor vehicles and time the waving of the stop sign on a stick with the amount of time and distance it takes for a driver to actually react to the sign and stop without squealing tires and fish-tailing all over a two-lane road narrowed by adjacent construction.

And then when a driver choses NOT to stomp on the brakes and instead passes right by you and your silly sign, I find it rather unprofessional that the signkeeper should jump up and down and flip the driver that famous universal sign of friendship. Humorous, yes.  Professional?  No.  That’s what passes for entertainment.

That, and following dumptrucks playing a stimulating game of “dodge the falling debris”.

And noticing how many small central Louisiana towns react to the completion of a brand new five lane (two in each direction, plus a marked turning lane) highway through their little metropolis by installing three speed limit signs in a quarter mile, dropping speed from 65 to 35, then posting their brand new PO-lice car and a Barney Fife wanna-be with a radar gun right past the 35 MPH sign.  It’s purely for “public safety”, you know…

Hints?  Glenmora, Kinder, Pollock…  Beware…

History Lesson

By Raymond S. Kraft

SOME OF YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THAT NEARLY EVERY FAMILY IN AMERICA WAS GROSSLY AFFECTED BY WW II. MOST OF YOU DON’T REMEMBER THE RATIONING OF MEAT, SHOES, GASOLINE, AND SUGAR. NO TIRES FOR OUR AUTOMOBILES, AND A SPEED LIMIT OF 35 MILES AN HOUR ON THE ROAD, NOT TO MENTION, NO NEW AUTOMOBILES. READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT HOW WE WOULD REACT TO BEING TAKEN OVER BY FOREIGNERS IN 2008.

Sixty-four years ago, Nazi Germany had overrun almost all of Europe and hammered England to the verge of bankruptcy and defeat. The Nazis had sunk more than 400 British ships in their convoys between England and America taking food and war materials.

At that time the US was in an isolationist, pacifist mood, and most Americans wanted nothing to do with the European or the Asian war.

Then along came Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, and in outrage Congress unanimously declared war on Japan, and the following day on Germany, who had not yet attacked us. It was a dicey thing; we had few allies.

France was not an ally, as the Vichy government of France quickly aligned itself with its German occupiers, Germany was certainly not an ally, as Hitler was intent on setting up a Thousand Year Reich in Europe. Japan was not an ally, as it was well on its way to owning and controlling all of Asia.

Together, Japan and Germany had long-range plans of invading Canada and Mexico, as launching pads to get into the United States over our northern and southern borders, after they finished gaining control of Asia and Europe.

America’s only allies then were England, Ireland, Scotland, Canada, Australia, and Russia. That was about it. All of Europe, from Norway to Italy (except Russia in the East) was already under the Nazi heel.

The US was certainly not prepared for war. The U.S. had drastically downgraded most of its military forces after WWI because of the depression, so that at the outbreak of WWII, Army units were training with broomsticks because they didn’t have guns, and cars with “tank” painted on the doors because they didn’t have real tanks. A huge chunk of our Navy had just been sunk or damaged at Pearl Harbor. Britain had already gone bankrupt, saved only by the donation of $600 million in gold bullion in the Bank of England (that was actually the property of Belgium) given by Belgium to England to carry on the war when Belgium was overrun by Hitler (a little known fact).

Actually, Belgium surrendered after one day, because it was unable to oppose the German invasion, and the Germans bombed Brussels into rubble the next day just to prove they could. Britain had already been holding out for two years in the face of staggering losses and the near decimation of its Royal Air Force in the Battle of Britain, and was saved from being overrun by Germany only because Hitler made the mistake of thinking the Brits were a relatively minor threat that could be dealt with later. Hitler first turned his attention to Russia in the late summer of 1940, at a time when England was on the verge of collapse.

Ironically, Russia saved American’s butt by putting up a desperate fight for two years, until the US got geared up to begin hammering away at Germany.

Russia lost something like 24,000,000 people in the sieges of Stalingrad and Leningrad alone . . . 99% of them from cold and starvation, mostly civilians, but also more than 1,000,000 soldiers.

Had Russia surrendered, Hitler would have been able to focus his entire war effort against the Brits, then America. If that had happened, the Nazis could have won the war.

All of this has been brought out to illustrate that turning points in history are often dicey things. Now, we find ourselves at another one of those key moments in history.

There is a very dangerous minority in Islam that either has, or wants, and may soon have, the ability to deliver small nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons, almost anywhere in the world.

The Jihadis, the militant Muslims, are basically Nazis in kaffiyehs – they believe that Islam, a radically conservative form of Wahhabi Islam, should own and control the Middle East first, then Europe, then the world. All who do not bow to their will of thinking should be killed, enslaved, or subjugated. They want to finish the Holocaust, destroy Israel, and purge the world of Jews. This is their mantra and their goal. There is also a civil war raging in the Middle East – for the most part not a hot war, but a war of ideas. Islam is having its Inquisition and its Reformation, but it is not yet known which side will win, – the Inquisitors, or the Reformationists.

If the Inquisition wins, then the Wahhabis, the Jihadis, will control the Middle East, the OPEC oil, and the US, European, and Asian economies.

The techno-industrial economies will be at the mercy of OPEC – not an OPEC dominated by the educated, more rational Saudis of today, but an OPEC dominated by the Jihadis. Do you want gas in your car? Do you want heating oil next winter? Do you want the dollar to be worth anything? You had better hope the Jihad, the Muslim Inquisition loses, and the Islamic Reformation wins.

If the Reformation movement wins, that is, the moderate Muslims who believe that Islam can respect and tolerate other religions, live in peace with the rest of the world, and move out of the 10th century into the 21st, then the troubles in the Middle East will eventually fade away. A moderate and prosperous Middle East will emerge.

We have to help the Reformation win, and to do that we have to fight the Inquisition, i.e., the Wahhabi movement, the Jihad, Al Qaeda and the Islamic terrorist movements. We have to do it somewhere. We can’t do it everywhere at once. We have created a focal point for the battle at a time and place of our choosing . . . in Iraq, not in New York, not in London, or Paris or Berlin, but in Iraq, where we have done two important things:

First we deposed Saddam Hussein. Whether Saddam Hussein was directly involved in the 9/11 terrorist attack or not, it is undisputed that Saddam has been actively supporting the terrorist movement for decades. Saddam was a terrorist! Saddam was a weapon of mass destruction, responsible for the deaths of probably more than 1,000,000 Iraqis and
2,000,000 Iranians.

Second we created a battle, a confrontation, a flash point, with Islamic terrorism in Iraq. We have focused the battle. We are killing bad people, and the ones we get there we won’t have to get here. We also have a good shot at creating a democratic, peaceful Iraq, which will be a catalyst for democratic change in the rest of the Middle East, and an outpost for a stabilizing American military presence in the Middle East for as long as it is needed.

WWII, the war with the Japanese and German Nazis, really began with a “whimper” in 1928. It did not begin with Pearl Harbor. It began with the Japanese invasion of China. It was a war for 14 years before the U.S. joined it. It officially ended in 1945 – a 17-year war – and was followed by another decade of U.S. occupation in Germany and Japan to get those countries reconstructed and running on their own again . . . a
27-year war.

WW II cost the United States an amount equal to approximately a full year’s GDP – adjusted for inflation, equal to about $12 trillion dollars. WW II cost America more than 400,000 soldiers killed in action, and nearly 100,000 still missing in action.

The cost of not fighting and winning WW II would have been unimaginably greater – a world dominated by Japanese Imperialism and German Nazism.

The Iraq war has, so far, cost the United States about $160,000,000,000, which is roughly what the 9/11 terrorist attack cost New York. It has also cost about 3,000 American lives, which is roughly equivalent to lives that the Jihad killed (within the United States) in the 9/11 terrorist attack.

This is not a 60 Minutes TV show, or a two-hour movie in which everything comes out okay. The real world is not like that. It is messy, uncertain, and sometimes bloody and ugly. It always has been, and probably always will be.

The bottom line is that we will have to deal with Islamic terrorism until we defeat it, whenever that is. It will not go away if we ignore it.

If the U.S. can create a reasonably democratic and stable Iraq, then we have an ally, like England, in the Middle East, a platform from which we can work to help modernize and moderate the Middle East. The history of the world is the clash between the forces of relative civility and civilization, and the barbarians clamoring at the gates to conquer the world.

The Iraq War is merely another battle in this ancient and never-ending war. Now, for the first time ever, the barbarians are about to get nuclear weapons . . . unless somebody prevents them from getting them.

We have four options:

1. We can defeat the Jihad now, before it gets nuclear weapons.

2. We can fight the Jihad later, after it gets nuclear weapons (which may be as early as next year, if Iran’s progress on nuclear weapons is what Iran claims it is).

3. We can surrender to the Jihad and accept its dominance in the Middle East now, in Europe in the next few years or decades, and ultimately in America.

4. Or, we can stand down now, and pick up the fight later when the Jihad is more widespread and better armed, perhaps after the Jihad has dominated France and Germany and possibly most of the rest of Europe. It will, of course, be more dangerous, more expensive, and much bloodier.

If you oppose this war, I hope you like the idea that your children, or grandchildren, may live in an Islamic America under the Mullahs and the Sharia, an America that resembles Iran today.

The history of the world is the history of civilization clashes, cultural clashes. All wars are about ideas, ideas about what society and civilizations should be like, and the most determined always win.

Those who are willing to be the most ruthless always win. The pacifists always lose, because the anti-peace militants kill them.

Remember, perspective is everything, and America’s schools teach too little history for perspective to be clear, especially in the young American mind.

The Cold War lasted from about 1947 at least until the Berlin Wall came down in 1989; 42 years!

Europe spent the first half of the 19th century fighting Napoleon, and from 1870 to 1945 fighting Germany!

World War II began in 1928, lasted 17 years, plus a ten- year occupation, and the U.S. still has troops in Germany and Japan. World War II resulted in the death of more than 50,000,000 people, maybe more than
100,000,000 people, depending on which estimates you accept.

The U.S. has taken more than 3,000 killed in action in Iraq. The U.S. took more than 4,000 killed in action on the morning of June 6, 1944, the first day of the Normandy invasion to rid Europe of Nazi Imperialism.

In WWII the U.S. averaged 2,000 KIA a week – for four years. Most of the individual battles of WW II lost more Americans than the entire Iraq war has done so far.

The stakes are at least as high. . . a world dominated by representative governments with civil rights, human rights, and personal freedoms or a world dominated by a radical Islamic Wahhabi movement, by the Jihad, under the Mullahs and the Sharia (Islamic law).

It’s difficult to understand why the average American does not grasp this. They favor human rights, civil rights, liberty and freedom, but evidently not for Iraqis.

“Peace activists” always seem to demonstrate here in America, where it’s safe. Why don’t we see peace activists demonstrating in Iran, Syria, Iraq, Sudan, North Korea, in the places that really need peace activism the most? I’ll tell you why! They would be killed!

The liberal mentality is supposed to favor human rights, civil rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc., but if the Jihad wins, wherever the Jihad wins, it is the end of civil rights, human rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity.

Americans who oppose the liberation of Iraq are coming down on the side of their own worst enemy!

Please consider passing along copies of this to students in high school, college and university as it contains information about the American past that is very meaningful TODAY — history about America that very likely is completely unknown by them (and their instructors, too). By being denied the facts and truth of our history, they are at a decided disadvantage when it comes to reasoning and thinking through the issues of today. They are prime targets for misinformation campaigns beamed at enlisting them in causes and beliefs that are special-interest agenda driven.

Raymond S. Kraft is a writer and lawyer living in Northern California.
(I got this one in the morning’s email…)

Just because we’re losing doesn’t mean we quit fighting…

As I watch current events, I see more and more evidence that politicians have discovered the magic of buying votes with tax dollars.

I saw this bumper sticker this morning.

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I wish it were true, but now there’s a sizable segment of the Republican party marching to the pork and pander music.

The country is at a tipping point, if we haven’t already gone over. When half the electorate think they’re paying NO taxes and that the government will give them things paid for by those who do pay taxes, they’ll gladly vote to be given things.

Government is a big business in its own class. A real business creates wealth by taking things of lesser value, adding value to them, and selling the result. It employs people who make this process happen. government is is the opposite. It takes wealth from the producers of wealth and distributes it to the non-producers, and employs people to make this happen.

Each government employee on the payroll is an additional non-producer depending on productive people for support. Government is a built-in cost that cannot be avoided. Where a real business with income problems would have to streamline operations to cut costs, the government has absolutely no incentive for efficiency. Budgets are at the whim of a congress who is at the whim of an uneducated electorate who think that since they don’t pay taxes, they can wrest funding from those who do.

We see a great example of this in New ORleans, where the business climate went steadily downhill as the voters voted more taxes on businesses. After all, a business owner is only one vote. A couple of blocks of welfare recipients is a thousand. Guess who gets listened to. And guess what happens to the business…

We as a nation cannot long survive this stupidity. The sad thing is that I don’t see it changing…

I’m thinking “new recipes”

In recent news:

Like a movie: Climate change to make U.S. den of Burmese pythons
Submitted by BJS on Thu, 2008-02-21 20:23.

Burmese pythons—an invasive species in south Florida—could find comfortable climatic conditions in roughly a third of the United States according to new “climate maps” developed by the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS). Although other factors such as type of food available and suitable shelter also play a role, Burmese pythons and other giant constrictor snakes have shown themselves to be highly adaptable to new environments.

I’m thinking that this is a significant change to things. Here in southwest Louisiana, we have our native alligators, and the biggest get over 800 pounds, but when we switch gears and talk about snakes, well, we come up a bit short.

(. . .)

“Wildlife managers are concerned that these snakes, which can grow to over 20 feet long and more than 250 pounds, pose a danger to state- and federally listed threatened and endangered species as well as to humans,” said Bob Reed, a USGS wildlife biologist at the Fort Collins Science Center in Colorado, who helped develop the maps. “Several endangered species,” he noted, “have already been found in the snakes’ stomachs. Pythons could have even more significant environmental and economic consequences if they were to spread from Florida to other states.”

I’m thinking that they could also have gastronomic impact, in that a 250-pound snake would render a big stack of python steaks. I wonder how they would stack up against alligator as far as taste and texture.

Hmmm! An inch thick, a hot grill, some nice rub… A spicy sauce with onions and garlic and celery and bell pepper, and a couple of python chops simmering… Cut up into cubes, wrapped in bacon, baked until the bacon is crispy…

And it’s an invasive species, so there won’t be any of those pesky hunting seasons and bag limits.

As Boudreaux told Thibodeaux when they saw a space alien, “Me. I don’t what dat is neither, but you go make a pot of rice while I catch ‘im.”

I love the English language

Here’s a little poem by George Bernard Shaw:

Hints on pronunciation for foreigners

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough
Others may stumble but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, laugh and through.
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps?

Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird.
And dead: it’s said like bed, not bead –
For goodness’ sake don’t call it “deed”!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt.)

A moth is not a moth in mother
Nor both in bother, broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there’s dose and rose and lose –
Just look them up – and goose and choose,
And cork and work and card and ward,
And font and front and word and sword,
And do and go and thwart and cart
Come, come, I’ve barely made a start!
A dreadful language? Man alive!
I’d mastered it when I was five!

The Name Game #133

It’s fifty degrees outside. The sun is shining, and in the stillness of this Sunday morning I can hear the birds singing their spring songs. It’s a beautiful day.

I picked up the morning paper and I find that two of the local hospitals reported sixty births between them from Feb. 1 through Feb. 17. In that period, they give us 60 new babies, 28 born to parent(s) who decided that the new century doesn’t need those old conventions like marriage before reproduction, and eleven new mommies had not solved the problem of “Who’s the daddy” by the time they filled out the birth registration.

Getting on with the process, we’ll first look at the folks who think that a new baby is fertile ground for experimentation in the field of spelling:

Keagan I. & Sherri C. present their new daughter, little Skie Shea. You see, “SKY” is that blue thing over your head. “SKIE” is a NAME! Aren’t you glad these fine folks took time to show you this?

Robbie G. & Malisa L. present their baby girl, little Londyn Jolie’. The “y” makes it a name. “London” with an “o” is geography.

Next we’ll visit the vast thundering herd of people who just want to get strange with names:

D.J. & Jessica S. show us their new son, little Branson Kade. So here’s the question: Is that A) A sign of a vacation wish? B) A hint as to the location of the conception, or C) A commemoration of somebody they wanted to name their son after. Of course there’s always D) We’re just snatching names that sound good and don’t mean anything real.

Landry & Tiffiny G. present their new daughter, little Landaisha Marie. Let’s evaluate that. Daddy’s got a last name for a first name. Mommy’s got a “creatively” spelled first name. And the baby’s got an abomination.

Miss Thomasina B. has a new daughter, little Miracle Deanya. Must be a miracle. No daddy is listed.

Miss Bridget V. has a new daughter, little Rowyn Olivia.

Miss Amanda N. presents her son, little Brazil Ameir. One South American country, one pseudo-Arabic name, coming right up!

Miss Ashanni E. has a new daughter, little Raylon. That’s it! One name! and she’s named after a distributor of beauty supplies. Or the next synthetic fiber.

Miss Daywnessa (I checked the spelling twice myself) C. misses that whole “Neveah” thing just slightly by naming her new daughter Neviah. I guess in this case close does count.

Jerry W. & Ashley F. show us their new daughter, little Bailey JaNae. So she gets a last name for a first name and they just ‘wing it’ on the middle name.

Shundricka B. & Jawaski J. Sr. download a set of twins, Kaydin Danyella & Kielly Donyetta. And since Mr. Jawaski is a “Sr.” that indicates that somewhere there’s a Jawaski Jr. already. Prolific, ain’t he?

Mr. & Mrs. Roger M. have a new son, Jackson Brody. Who is “Jack” and why did they name their son after him?

Christian C. & Zachary D. have a new son, little Talan Zacharay, a kid who will go through life being named after a toenail, because it sounds good to his parents.

Mr. & Mrs. Errol K. bring us their new daughter, little Paityn Grace. I guess if you’re gonna go ahead and name your kid “Peyton” anyway, then you’re not the type of person who’s likely to worry over the spelling.

We have a pretty slim showing of the “punctuation makes my baby special” bunch today:

Miss Destinie S. really likes the letter “E” and tags her baby girl with Aleecea Renee’, giving us two names with 50% “e’s”. And throws in an apostrophe just for kicks.

Miss Jasmine H. has a new daughter, little Da’Kaia Dominic. So we make up a first name and lose that whole “gender” thing on the second name and TOTALLY forget the baby’s daddy’s name…

Miss Kereitha G. has a new son, little Kyron Dai’Shaun. And no baby daddy.

 

Lastly we have a couple of triples, fine people who just could not squeeze by with two given names. Why do I think this makes a difference? I hearken back to an earlier part of my life 35 years ago sitting in a big hall with two hundred other recruits and draftees, filling out the forms that opened my Army career.

Big guy in drill sergeant hat at front of the hall is issuing instructions: “Awright. Fill in the blanks. Put your last name in the blank marked ‘last name’. First name goes in the blank marked ‘first name.’ Middle name goes in the blank marked ‘middle name’.�

Hapless newbie whose parents were creative speaks up. “Uh, drill sergeant. What do I do? I got two middle names.� Newbie has just achieved recognition is a system where anonymity is of great benefit. “Come on up here, ‘Two middle names.’ We need a demonstrator.�

William & Anna H. have a new daughter whom they tagged with MargaretGrace Reed. Now, if that first name is supposed to run together, they came up with an unwieldy but noble attempt to sidestep the ‘three names’ thing.

Eddie P. & Crystal J. tried a similar approach with their daughter, little Kenedee Rose-Rayne. In the process, they used a bunch of “e’s” on the first name to make sure she’s not confused with a notorious clan of of womanizing drunken politicians, and they named the little girl after a little town up I-10 in Louisiana.

And that’s where we’ll stop for today.

Ed’s Red

Some of us gun nuts harbor tendencies towards self-sufficiency. We shoulder the responsibility for having the means for our self-defense and we often manifest that self-sufficiency in many ways. I handload ammunition, including the casting of my own bullets for some loads. I care for my own weapons.

Here’s one more step in the direction of self-sufficiency and frugality. You have a gun or two. You want to keep those things clean and protected. You can go to your local gun emporium or even to Wal-Mart and buy “official” (because it says so on the label) gun oil and bore solvents and for a little bottle of each you’d drop ten bucks. Or you could follow this recipe:

“Ed’s Red” – – Revisited

By C.E. “Ed” Harris

Since I mixed my first “Ed’s Red” (ER) bore cleaner five years ago, hundreds of users have told me that they find it as effective as commercial products. This cleaner has an action similar to military rifle bore cleaner, such as Mil-C-372B. It is highly effective for removing plastic fouling from shotgun bores, caked carbon in semi-automatic rifles or pistols, or leading in revolvers. “ER” is not a “decoppering” solution for fast removal of heavy jacket fouling, but because is more effective in removal of caked carbon and primer residues than most other cleaners, so metal fouling is reduced when “ER” is used.

I researched the subject rather thoroughly and determined there was no technical reason why an effective firearm bore cleaner couldn’t be mixed using common hardware store ingredients. The resulting cleaner is safe, effective, inexpensive, provides excellent corrosion protection and adequate residual lubrication. Routine oiling after cleaning is unnecessary except for storage exceeding 1 year, or in harsh environments, such as salt air exposure.

The formula is adapted from Hatcher’s “Frankford Arsenal Cleaner No.18,” but substitutes equivalent modern materials. Hatcher’s recipe called for equal parts of acetone, turpentine, Pratt’s Astral Oil and sperm oil, and (optionally) 200 grams of anhydrous lanolin per liter into the cleaner.

Some discussion of the ingredients in ER is helpful to understand the properties of the cleaner and how it works. Pratt’s Astral Oil was nothing more than acid free, deodorized kerosene. Today you would ask for “K1” kerosene of the type sold for use in indoor space heaters.

An inexpensive, effective substitute for sperm oil is Dexron III automatic transmission fluid. Prior to 1950 most ATF’s were sperm oil based. During WWII sperm oil was mostly unavailable, so highly refined, dewaxed hydrofinished petroleum oils were developed, which had excellent thermal stability. When antioxidants were added to prevent gumming these worked well in precision instruments.

With the high demand for automatic transmission autos after WWII, sperm oil was no longer practical to produce ATFs in the needed quantities needed, so the wartime expedients were mass produced. ATFs have been continually improved over the years. The additives contained in Dexron include detergents or other surfactants which are highly suitable for inclusion in an all-purpose cleaner, lubricant and preservative.

Hatcher’s Frankford Arsenal No. 18 used gum spirits of turpentine, but turpentine is both expensive and also highly flammable, so I chose not to use it. Much safer and more inexpensive are “aliphatic mineral spirits,” which are an open-chain organic solvent, rather than the closed-chain, benzene ring structure, common to “aromatics,” such as naptha or “lighter fluid.” Sometimes called “safety solvent,” aliphatic mineral spirits are used for thinning oil based paint, as automotive parts cleaner and is commonly sold under the names “odorless mineral spirits,” “Stoddard Solvent” or “Varsol”.

Acetone is included to provide an aggressive, fast-acting solvent for caked smokeless powder residues. Because acetone readily evaporates and the fumes are harmful in high concentrations, it is recommended that it be left out if the cleaner will be used indoors, in soak tanks or in enclosed spaces lacking forced air ventilation. Containers should be kept tightly closed when not in use. ER is still effective without acetone, but not as “fast-acting.”

“Ed’s Red” does not chemically dissolve copper fouling in rifle bores, but it does a better job of removing carbon and primer residue than most other cleaners. Many users have told me, that frequent and exclusive use of “ER” reduces copper deposits, because it removes the old impacted powder fouling left behind by other cleaners. This reduces the abrasion and adhesion of jacket metal to the bore, leaving a cleaner surface condition which reduces subsequent fouling. Experience indicates that “ER” will actually remove metal fouling in bores if it is left to “soak,” for a few days so the surfactants will do the job, when followed by a repeat cleaning. You simply have to be patient.

Addition of lanolin to ER is optional, because the cleaner works perfectly well and gives adequate corrosion protection and lubrication without it. Inclusion of lanolin makes the cleaner easier on the hands, increases its lubricity and film strength and improves corrosion protection if firearms, tools or equipment will be routinely exposed to salt air, water spray, or corrosive urban atmospheres.

I recommend the lanolin included if you intend to use the cleaner as a protectant for long term storage or for a “flush” after water cleaning of black powder firearms or those fired with military chlorate primers. This is because lanolin has a great affinity for water and readily emulsifies so that the bore can be wiped of residual moisture, leaving a protective film. If you inspect your guns and wipe them down twice yearly, you can leave out the lanolin and save about $10 per gallon.

At current retail prices you can buy all the ingredients to mix ER, without the lanolin for about $12 per gallon. (These prices are outdated. You might as well double them plus a bit. MC) I urge you to mix some yourself. I am confident it will work as well for you as it does for me and hundreds of users who got the “recipe” on the Fidonet Firearms Echo.

CONTENTS: Ed’s Red Bore Cleaner

1 part Dexron ATF, GM Spec. D-20265 or later.

1 part Kerosene – deodorized, K1

1 part Aliphatic Mineral Spirits, AS #64741-49-9, or substitute “Stoddard Solvent”, CAS #8052-41-3, or equivalent.

1 part Acetone, CAS #67-64-1.

(Optional 1 lb. of Lanolin, Anhydrous, USP per gallon, or OK to substitute Lanolin, Modified, Topical Lubricant, from the drug store)

MIXING INSTRUCTIONS:

Mix outdoors, in good ventilation. Use a clean 1 gallon metal, chemical-resistant, heavy gage PET or PVC plastic container. NFPA approved plastic gasoline storage containers are OK. Do NOT use HDPE, which is permeable, because the acetone will slowly evaporate. Acetone in ER will attack HDPE over time, causing the container to collapse, making a heck of a mess!

Add the ATF first. Use the empty container to measure the other components, so that it is thoroughly rinsed. If you incorporate the lanolin into the mixture, melt this carefully in a double boiler, taking precautions against fire. Pour the melted lanolin it into a larger container, rinsing the lanolin container with the bore cleaner mix, and stirring until it is all dissolved. I recommend diverting up to 4 ozs. per quart of the 50-50 ATF/kerosene mix to use as “ER-compatible” gun oil. This can be done without impairing the effectiveness of the remaining mix.

Label and safety warnings follow:

FIREARM BORE CLEANER

CAUTION: FLAMMABLE MIXTURE — HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED — KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN

Contents: petroleum distillates, surfactants, organometallic antioxidants and acetone.

1. Flammable mixture, keep away from heat, sparks or flame.

2. FIRST AID, If swallowed DO NOT induce vomiting, call physician immediately. In case of eye contact immediately flush thoroughly with water and call a physician. For skin contact wash thoroughly.

3. Use with adequate ventilation. Avoid breathing vapors or spray mist. It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Reports have associated repeated and prolonged occupational overexposure to solvents with permanent brain and nervous system damage. If using in closed armory vaults lacking forced air ventilation wear respiratory protection meeting NIOSH TC23C or equivalent. Keep container tightly closed when not in use.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE:

1. Open the firearm action and ensure the bore is clear. Cleaning is most effective when done while the barrel is still warm from firing. Saturate a cotton patch with bore cleaner, wrap or impale on jag and push it through the bore from breech to muzzle. The patch should be a snug fit. Let the first patch fall off and do not pull it back into the bore.

2. Wet a second patch, and similarly start it into the bore from the breech, this time scrubbing from the throat area forward in 4-5″ strokes and gradually advancing until the patch emerges out the muzzle. Waiting approximately 1 minute to let the bore cleaner soak will improve its action.

3. For pitted, heavily carbon-fouled service rifles, leaded revolvers or neglected bores a bronze brush wet with bore cleaner may be used to remove stubborn deposits. This is unnecessary for smooth, target-grade barrels in routine use.

4. Use a final wet patch pushed straight through the bore to flush out loosened residue dissolved by Ed’s Red. Let the patch fall off the jag without pulling it back into the bore. If you are finished firing, leaving the bore wet will protect it from rust for 1 year under average atmospheric conditions.

5. If lanolin is incorporated into the mixture, it will protect the firearm from rust for up to two years, even in a humid environment. (For longer storage use Lee Liquid Alox or Cosmolene). “ER” will readily remove hardened Alox or Cosmolene.

6. Wipe spilled Ed’s Red from exterior surfaces before storing the gun. While Ed’s Red is harmless to blue and nickel finishes, the acetone it contains is harmful to most wood finishes.

7. Before firing again, push two dry patches through the bore and dry the chamber, using a patch wrapped around a suitably sized brush or jag. First shot point of impact usually will not be disturbed by Ed’s Red if the bore is cleaned as described.

8. I have determined to my satisfaction that when Ed’s Red is used exclusively and thoroughly, that hot water cleaning is unnecessary after use of Pyrodex or military chlorate primers. However, if bores are not wiped between and are heavily caked from black powder fouling, hot water cleaning is recommended first to break up heavy fouling deposits. Water cleaning should be followed by a flush with Ed’s Red to prevent after-rusting which could result from residual moisture. It is ALWAYS good practice to clean TWICE, TWO DAYS APART whenever using chlorate primed ammunition, just to make sure you get all the corrosive residue out.

This “Recipe” has been placed in the public domain, and may be freely distributed provided that it is done so in its entirely with all current revisions, instructions and safety warnings included herein, and that proper attribution is given to the author.

Now, rest assured that I would not recommend something I haven’t tried myself.

I found ALL the components EXCEPT the lanolin and the DEXRON ATF at the locally owned lumber yard up the road. The ATF comes from Auto Zone, and a conversation with a pharmacist got me the lanolin in a couple of days. This was in the days before the internet. Today, ALL the components to make a GALLON of Ed’s Red Shouldn’t be more than twenty-five bucks or so. Mix up a gallon. Decant it into glass bottles and you and your friends will have YEARS worth of this very capable product.

I always kept a little bottle in my range kit, and if I didn’t take the time to clean the barrel(s) of my rifles at the range, I ran a wet patch through the barrel before heading home, and this kept any fouling soft for easy cleaning later.

The acetone and the normal characteristics of the ATF make this stuff creep into all the crevices of classic firearms. However, if your weapon is one of those new plastic play-pretties, you might want to see how that plastic reacts to acetone before using too much Ed’s Red. I’d hate to see a Glock dissolve.

The oil and lanolin serve as metal protectants for normal storage conditions, too, and while the smell is not quite as evocative of memories as Hoppes No. 9, it is not unpleasant at all.

It was an ACCIDENT!

We lost a very expensive B-2 bomber.

B-2 Bomber Crashes on Guam; Pilots Safe

Saturday, February 23, 2008

HAGATNA, Guam — A B-2 stealth bomber crashed Saturday at an air base on Guam, but both pilots ejected safely and were in good condition, the Air Force said.

It was the first crash of a B-2 bomber, said Capt. Sheila Johnston, a spokeswoman for Air Combat Command at Langley Air Force Base in Virginia.

That’s a lot of money, and the ‘pure numbers’ approach to things, a significant percentage of our B-2 forces. There’s good news, though, in that the pilots are safe.

Each B-2 bomber costs about $1.2 billion to build. All 21 stealth bombers are based at Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri, but the Air Force has been rotating several of them through Guam since 2004, along with B-1 and B-52 bombers.

You don’t field a thing like this just so you can keep it wrapped in a ball of cotton, safe from outside harm.

As I wrote on CSP Gun Talk:

Having ridden through a crash of an aircraft I actually owned, I can attest to the emotions that a pilot feels. It ain’t good! I sympathize with them and thank God that they’re safe.

Training accidents happen, even in peaceful circumstances. You don’t maintain combat-level skills by running through exercises at half-speed and light loads. I, being a former tank commander, saw guys die on ‘peacetime’ training exercises and even in routine maintenance in the motor pool. I saw us lose three fully operational tanks due to a fire in the motor pool.

You cannot expect zero accidents. You can make it a goal. You can talk about it. You can harp all day about it, but at the end of the day you’re dealing with human beings working with tremendously expensive and powerful pieces of equipment, and accidents do happen.

And I’d rather see our forces equipped with the finest toys in the world and lose one on occasion than have them patching together ’60’s technology that the enemies laugh at…

Simulators are wonderful, but they’re NOT reality, even though they’re getting better every year. There comes a time where you have to put all the variables together and push the throttles forward. Or as was in this case, you need to move the equipment nearer to where you need it.

Every activity is an exposure to a bad outcome, including leaving the thing sitting on the ramp. It doesn’t make me happy to see the news, but it doesn’t surprise me, and if we had access to the number of hours these gems were being used, we’d probably be pleasantly surprised that something hasn’t happened before…