It’s all yours

Okay, you leftist ba*tards. You stole the election in Minnesota and got Al Franken into the Senate. That gives you a filibuster-proof sixty votes in the Senate. At least he makes no bones about starting out as a freakin’ comedian instead of posing as some sort of “statesman”.

You already have the House of Representatives, and you have Barack HUSSEIN Obama in the White House. Go ahead and turn the country into the social experiment that you’ve always dreamed of.

We’ll look back and fold this page in the history book and say “This is where it all went horribly wrong.”

You won’t be able to blame Bush. You won’t be able to blame a hostile media. You OWN them, except for a few talk radio hosts and Fox News. You’ve got enough people sucking on the government tit to make your majority almost a lock in most of hte districts you hold. So it’s all yours. Let’s see how you handle it.

Go ahead. We’re waiting.

Al Franken at his Senate swearing-in
Al Franken at his Senate swearing-in

Today in History – June 30

1520 – The Spaniards are expelled from Tenochtitlan. White European interlopers were trying to interfere in the indigenous peoples’ quaint customs of human sacrifice.

1908 – The Tunguska event occurs in Siberia. We still aren’t sure what it was, but it was definitely an event.

1934 – The Night of the Long Knives, Adolf Hitler’s violent purge of his political rivals in Germany, takes place. People with opposing viewpoints died, just like Vince Foster.

1950 – I was born.

1953 – The first Chevrolet Corvette rolls off the assembly line in Flint, Michigan. “Wrap your ass in fiberglass.”

1960 – Congo gains independence from Belgium. Freed of the interference of the white European interlopers, tribal harmony is restored and the region becomes a beacon of peace and tranquility known for its fairness and cultural richness. Right?!?!?

1971
– Ohio ratifies the 26th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, lowering the voting age to 18, thereby putting the amendment into effect. “Dude, I’, like, votin’ fer him ‘cuz he’s, like, all cool, an’ he knows that grass ain’t nuthin’ and stuff.”

1990
– East Germany and West Germany merge their economies. As in “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down THIS wall!”

Not meddling

Remember a couple of weeks ago when the demonstrations were cranking up in Iran and Barack HUSSEIN Obama said that we shouldn’t meddle int he affairs of other countries?

Apparently that was because the other country wasn’t trying to replace a leftist president who was seeking the “for life” tag for his title, like in Honduras.

The Obama administration and European governments denounced the coup. U.S. officials said they were working for the return of ousted President Manuel Zelaya and European officials offered to mediate talks between the two sides.

These are gutless excuses for manhood. See how brave they are when they’re talking about Honduras, a small Central American country that pretty much defined the term “banana republic” for much of its history. Honduras isn’t noted for dispatching suicide-bombing death squads as a tool of its foreign policy, so these gutless ‘leaders’ feel quite safe in jumping into Honduran politics when a week ago you didn’t hear a peep out of them over Iran. After all, what are you gonna get from Honduras if they’re mad? Bad bananas?

Obama has reason to be demanding though. Look what’s going on in Honduras:

The Honduran constitution limits presidents to a single 4-year term and forbids any modification of that limit. Zelaya’s opponents feared he would use the referendum results to try to run again, just as Chavez reformed his country’s constitution to be able to seek re-election repeatedly.

… the army acted on orders from the courts, and the ouster was carried out “to defend respect for the law and the principles of democracy.” But he threatened to jail Zelaya and put him on trial if he returned.

Obama certainly doesn’t want to see anybody getting ideas about removing a president from office under force for trying to violate his nation’s constitution, does he?

The Real “Thriller”

It has been happening while we’ve been inundated with moon-walking and sequined gloves.

Iran is still a turmoil. It got bumped out of the headlines but thousands of plain ol’ people are still hitting the streets to protest the election, and in so protesting, they’re protesting a form of government where an elite handful allows elections as long as the results agree with a predetermined outcome. Reports are still leaking out despite the government clampdown on the press and electronic media. A country is writhing in pain and we’re being treated to current events cotton candy.

Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina is probably thankful to be shoved off the headlines.

While we were being regaled with the choreography, precision dance moves and the fantastic costumes of Michael Jackson videos, the House of Representatives passed Obama’s (and Al Gore’s) energy bill, commonly referred to as “cap & trade”. If this thing gets through the Senate, American industry will be subject to costs never before imagined. In years to come, we, the American people, will see our lives change for the worse as industry tries to funciton under rules written by people who never had to make a profit a single day in their lives. But we got to hear the Michael Jackson 9-1-1 call…

And a leftist Hugo Chavez wanna-be president in Honduras was pulled out of his palace by his country’s military forces after he announced he was going forward with a plan to vote himself unlimited terms in office. Leftists LIKE unlimited terms. President Zelaya was contradicting his own country’s Constitution, his own country’s Supreme Court, and ultimately, his own country’s military in his plans to change the constitution so he could continue in office. Our own leftists, Hillary (haauugghhh! spit) Clinton and Barack HUSSEIN Obama make the proper conciliatory noises about the rule of law and restoration of order, but in the backs of their pointy little heads they’re probably running odds on the same thing happening here. But you’ll see more news about what’s happening to Michael Jackson’s kids.

But I’m not bitter. No. Not even a little bit.

On your own…

My daughter has jumped into it lately over her opposition to my (admittedly) low-end humor over the demise of renowned child molester Michael Jackson.

My daughter is eighteen. She is intelligent. She is a big bundle of potential, much the same as a couple of kilos of plutonium. I’m a dad. Hers. There are some things I am very proud of in her life. Some maybe not so proud. Such is the lot of the father of a teen.

She has her own blog (again) but I’ll be darned if I link to it until I’ve seen a couple of weeks of regular posting.

Daughter aspires to be a writer, perhaps as a primary job, or maybe as a key skill in another field. She has written some pieces that I find pretty good for her lack of experience and education. I applaud them, and I wish she’d do more. I know she CAN do it. Whether or not she WILL do it, well, that’s a different thing.

However, like many, she has a strong tendency toward engaging her mouth (or keyboard) before getting her brain up to speed. I have repeatedly advised her of the standards of propriety in the company of strangers. I just as well sling spitwads at a battleship.

I normally would deign to bare dirty laundry on this forum, but she seems to have taken some liberties with a “my daddy has a blog and he thinks I’m wonderful, so THERE!” attitude.

Little darlin’… I love you to pieces, but if you don’t act nice, you won’t get any more invitations to other people’s houses… Okay?

Kitchen Alchemy – Chai

Sundays with my son are sometimes lazy days playing on the ocmputers and trying to find something interesting on TV or reading.

He’s not as much a coffee fan as I am, so we experiment with teas, chai to be exact. Aside from the fact that the term “chai” means tea in a whole bunch of places, the term “chai” in America means a spiced tea.

I’ve bought a few different commercial offerings to try, but I wasn’t too impressed. Like coffee, I figured I could do a better job. A quick google and I find quickly that there are plenty of chai recipes, and the variety of chai I was looking for was called “masala chai”, of Indian (dot, not feather) origin.

So let me give you a couple of places for ingredients. For tea, try Davidsons Tea. For spices, I use Penzey’s. That’s what you need: tea and spices.

So this stuff is supposed to be a strong spiced tea but you need the spices to boil a bit before you add the tea or the tea part will be bitter.

I used a dark tea, whole leaf stuff, not bags. If your previous tea experience has been little bags, this stuff will take your taste buds to a different universe all by themselves. If you’re going to do chai, you just as well start with good stuff.

Spices: According to various recipes, masala chai contains cloves, cinnamon, cardamom, ginger, star anise and black pepper. That’s where Penzey’s comes in. Fresh spices. If you buy, don’t get carried away and buy a pound at a time. Buy small amounts and use them up while they’re fresh.

Then there’s assembly. I start my water boiling on the stove while I crush the whole cloves, cardamom, pepper (just a few kernels) and star anise, and dump the result along with chunks of cinnamon and ginger into the boiling water. Son says it makes the house smell like somebody just opened a package of spice flavored NECCO wafers.

Meanwhile, load up your French press coffee pot (you do have one, don’t you?) with appropriate amounts of loose tea. After the spices have boiled for three to five minutes, pour the spicy water over the ea leaves and let steep for three minutes. If you don’t have a French press coffee pot, then you’ll end up with a mess of tea with all sorts of seeds and leaves in it. You can pour that through a strainer into individual cups.

Serving this stuff: it’s meant to be sweet, so sweeten with honey, sugar or both. And then add cream. Or half and half. And sit back and enjoy.

What? I didn’t give amounts in micrograms or whatever? I didn’t weigh or measure too much. Maybe a quarter teaspoon of cardamom. Two whole star anise. A teaspoon of cinnamon chunks. Another of ginger. A half teaspoon of cloves. A couple of grinds from my pepper grinder. This made two cups of tea. If you like one spice more than another, use more. Or less. It works with only one or two. And I’m thinking this is just one more reason to wish for those stormy cold winter days…

And yes, it’s wonderfully delicious. The steam from the spices is almost therapeutic. With the richness from the sweeteners and the cream, it’s a perfect mid-morning break.

Dancing on graves…

Man, it’s been a rough week for ‘celebrities’, but just when I thought that nobody could kick off that I would find as pleasing as the demise of that moon-walking freak, we find this story:

Report: ‘Infomercial King’ Billy Mays Found Dead in Home
Sunday, June 28, 2009

DEVELOPING: Television pitchman Billy Mays — who built his fame by appearing on commercials and infomercials promoting household products and gadgets — died Sunday, FOX News confirms.

The guy SPOKE with the ‘caps lock’ key on…

(The “caps lock key” quote is from my brilliant son, the one of my offspring WITHOUT an annoying blog)

1500 pages

Actually the “cap & Trade” energy bill passed behind the mediastorm over the death of a famous child molester Michael Jackson was 1200 pages with a 300-page amendment.

Nobody in the House of Representatives read the thing. they all voted on it based on general ideas as to what they THOUGHT was in it, or what they were TOLD was in it, or even what they HOPED was in it. but nobody has seen the whole thing, at least before the voting was over.

That’s how much law is made these days. What’s even worse is that if it passes the Senate and is signed into law, then that 1500 pages will be handed to a segment of government that is essentially immune to interference by the voting public. We’re talking about the Federal bureaucracy, and they can take 1500 pages of new law and turn it into 15 THOUSAND pages of Federal regulation, thus insuring a huge taxpayer supported bureaucracy and the further generation of hordes of lawyers to interpret the unintelligible morass.

This, of course, will be looked upon by the Obamites as “job creation”. And those will be “good” jobs: high pay, full bennies, secure, because the last lights to go out when America dies will likely be the lights in a bureaucrat’s office.

Those costs, of course, are coming out of my pocket, directly in the form of taxes to support the bureaucracy, and indirectly as “cap & trade” forces companies to buy the right to provide what we need for everyday life.

How miserable does a country have to get before there are politicians hanging from lightpoles?

Sunday Morning

No “Name Game”. The local paper didn’t have birth announcements this week. Maybe they’re changing that feature to bi-weekly. I don’t know.

We were at eighty-five degrees at 8 AM, so it’s going to be another scorcher today. For me, it just means that anything outdoors that needs to be done is going to be a five-minute dash or it’s going to be relegated to early morning or late evening. My neighbors are much the same. I hear lawn mowers at seven or eight in the evening as folks try to get the outside stuff done without suffering in the heat. Even the kids don’t get out much until dusk, except for forays into swimming pools and such.

Heat like this causes problems in the local industry, too. Cooling systems necessary for the various chemical processes are working hard, and in some cases plant outputs have to be shaved down due to the inability to get rid of unwanted heat. I have some issues like that on my stuff.

People are the other side of that equation. Unlike me, sitting at home, deciding when I can go do a task, many of the functions in the plants have to be done without letting weather control the timing. Employers make allowances for the heat. Adding multiple sources of water for hydration, providing cooling tents, and being more generous on break times are some of the means to get through summer. some tasks have to be done, though.

In oil refineries it is not uncommon to schedule maintenance outages based on market demand. Summertime is the big demand season for gasoline, so units that are involved in gasoline production are wedged into the winter months for outages. winter is the big demand for heaver oils, like for heating, so, those units come down in summer. And units that don’t fall into any category like that are just spread joyously throughout the year. I don’t miss those maintenance outages, working crews seven days a week, twelve or fourteen hours a day to get things done within the schedule, but that’s what it takes to get things done so the gas keeps flowing.

Today in History – June 28

1894Labor Day becomes an official US holiday. Naturally we celebrate “labor” by taking the day off.

1902 – The U.S. Congress passes the Spooner Act, authorizing President Theodore Roosevelt to acquire rights from Colombia for the Panama Canal, enabling Jimmy “I never met a murdering dictator I didn’t like” Carter could give it away later.

1914 – Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria and his wife Sophie are assassinated in Sarajevo by young Serbian nationalist Gavrilo Princip , the casus belli of World War I.

1919
– The Treaty of Versailles is signed in Paris, formally ending World War I between Belgium, Britain, France, Italy, the United States and allies on the one side and Germany and Austria Hungary on the other side. The terms of the document, mainly due to French demands, place such an onerous burden on German that the foundations of WW II are laid.

1950
– Seoul is captured by troops from North Korea.

1965
– First US ground combat forces in Vietnam authorized by President Johnson . Ain’t nothing like a dimmocrat president playing with the military…

Today in History – June 27

1898 – The first solo circumnavigation of the globe is completed by Joshua Slocum from Briar Island, Nova Scotia, in his 36+ foot converted oyster sloop, Spray, thereby feeding the dreams of sailors and wanna-be sailors ever after…

1905 – (June 14 according to the Julian calendar): Battleship Potemkin uprising: sailors start a mutiny aboard the Battleship Potemkin, denouncing the crimes of autocracy, demanding liberty and an end to war. “an end to war”? You’re serving on a BATTLESHIP. What do you think it’s for? Fishing?

1915 – Temperatures of 100 degrees F (38C) recorded at Fort Yukon Alaska, a state record. Da*n those SUV’s!

1923 – Capt. Lowell H. Smith and Lt. John P. Richter perform the first ever aerial refueling in a DH-4B biplane.

1950 – The United States decides to send troops to fight in the Korean War. Can’t have commies just arbitrarily running the place, that is until they can fool half the country into electing them…

1957
– Hurricane Audrey kills 500 people in Louisiana and Texas. The number of deaths is an arbitrary figure. I was almost seven. Dad worked the night at the refinery, straight through the storm.

1967 – The world’s first ATM is installed in Enfield, London. Second customer waits ten minutes while the first customer, a woman, rifles through her purse looking for her card.

1985 – U.S. Route 66 ceases to be an official U.S. highway, killed by the Interstate. Traveling the old US Highway routes is a trip into Americana that you miss from the interstates.

1986 – The International Court of Justice finds against the United States in its judgement in Nicaragua v. United States, mainly because the ICJ is an arm of the UN, composed of a majority of people that only WISH their sh*thole nations amounted to a pimple on America’s a*s.

Has it been three years?

Yes, it has been. Three years ago the blog world lost a true character when Rob “Acid Man” smith passed away. He was one of the first introductions I had to blogging and I guess it was a combo of him, Donald Sensing and Kim DuToit that made me decide I wanted to do this. Only Donald Sensing is still at it.

Rob was a pretty good chunk of great… His writing was a window on his mind, and his mind was a strange place to be. On alternating days he could be pensive, funny, or mean, or any other human emotion, often in strange combination, but he was always worth reading. He wrote about his life, and he had quite a life.

His death shook a lot of us, and I still get visitors who get here from his site, and to be honest, I do truly miss him.